History Recap / GilmoreGirlsS03E19

* BathroomSearchExcuse: Lorelai goes looking for Max during the Booster club meeting and runs into a janitor. She asks for directions to the bathroom, which he gives her, but it's in the opposite direction of Max's classroom, so she changes it to "looking for a bathroom farther away".

* GodwinsLaw: Paris feels that having grad night on a yacht is the same sort of mistake as UsefulNotes/NevilleChamberlain thinking Hitler was "a stand-up chap".
* AGoodNameForARockBand: ZigZagged wildly. Suggestions are "The Harry Potters" and "Follow Them To The Edge Of The Desert". "Devil's Advocate" is considered. "The Chops" is mentioned. Brian suggests "The We".

* {{Metaphorgotten}}: Lorelai thinks not knowing whether Max wants to get back together is like when you can't choose your item off a Steak & Lobster menu because you don't know what your date wants, because if you get steak and he gets lobster you can share. And if not, you can get Surf'n Turf, which makes you look like a pig, but some guys are into that.

* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Chilton sends Lorelai a letter accusing her of "paucity of participation".
* ShaveAndAHaircut: Lorelai can't stand it when people do this without "two bits". Rory uses it to get her to promise to stop saying she has an idea then not saying what the idea is.

** Lorelai thinks it's sad that she and Rory are "at home with ''The 700 Club''".

** Lorelai quotes [[Film/{{Fame}} Debbie Allen's ''In Sweat'']]. Nicole gets it.
** Lane's band plays ''White Riot'' by Music/TheClash at the party.

Pets: Michel's chow puppies, especially Paw-Paw, who is stated to be female. She fell in her water bowl and Michel feels like a bad daddy.

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• Michel's chow puppies, especially Paw-Paw, who is stated to be female. She fell in her water bowl and Michel feels like a bad daddy.

* ContinuityNod: Lorelai jokingly offers Max an aspirin, then immediately apologizes for bringing up the item he was looking for when they kissed.

** Lorelai thinks it's sad that she and Rory are "At Home With ''The 700 Club''".

** Lorelai thinks it's sad that she and Rory are "At Home With Series/The700Club".

* {{Metaphorgotten}}: Lorelai thinks not knowing whether Max wants to get back together is like when you can't choose your item off a Steak & Lobster menu because you don't know what your date wants, because if you get steak and he gets lobster you can share.

-->'''Rory:''' It's like when someone only does Shave and a Haircut.

Lorelai and Rory are having a hard time thinking of something to do instead of Friday night dinner. Lorelai is made grad night treasurer by the Booster club. Lane's band play at a house party which gets out of hand. Lorelai invites Luke and Nicole to spend the night at the inn. Lorelai and Max agree to stay away from each other, and Rory decides she doesn't want to have sex in Kyle's parents' bedroom. Jess is a bit annoyed by the rejection and the partygoing, Rory starts to cry, she runs into Dean, one thin leads to another, and the police arrives.

* BlatantLies:
** Dave tells Yong Chui very specifically that he wouldn't want him to get electrocuted and die.
** Lorelai claims the eighteen bucks are missing from her box because she dropped it in the parking lot, apparently feeling confident enough that the Boosters took it themselves before they gave her the box to not chip in eighteen dollars of her own money.

* ContinuityNod: Lorelai jokingly offers Max an aspirin, the immediately apologizes for bringing up the item he was looking for when they kissed.

* {{Irony}}: Lorelai lampshades the irony in laying off the guy who can light fireplaces because of a fire, so now they can't light the fireplace.

** Brian suggests naming the band the Franchise/HarryPotter|s.

** Sookie thinks both Lorelai and Max both "Creator/JamesDean|ed" it.

** Lane tells her mom her band was Music/TheClash and Music/RageAgainstTheMachines and Music/{{Nirvana}} rolled into one.

* ARareSentence: "Just keep a really big basketball player between us" —Max, who seems to think a basketball player is ten feet tall

** Lorelai quotes [[Film/{{Fame}} Debbie Allen's ''In Sweat'']].

* AGoodNameForARockBand: Suggestions are "The Harry Potters" and "Follow Them To The Edge Of The Desert". "Devil's Advocate" is considered. "The Chops" is mentioned.

* {{Metaphorgotten}}: Lorelai thinks not knowing whether Max wants to get back together is like when you can't choose your item off a menu because you don't know what your date wants, because if you get steak and he gets lobster you can share.

** Lorelai, on the other hand, thinks it was some [[StageMagician Doug Henning]] stuff.

Lorelai and Rory are having a hard time thinking of something to do instead of Friday night dinner. Lorelai is made grad night treasurer by the Booster club. Lane's band play at a house party which gets out of hand. Lorelai invites Luke and Nicole to spend the night at the inn. Lorelai and Max agree to stay away from each other, and Rory decides she doen't want to have sex in Kyle's parents' bedroom.

* BlatantLies: Dave tells Yong Chui very specifically that he wouldn't want him to get electrocuted and die.
** Lorelai claims the eighteen bucks are missing from her box because she dropped it in the parking lot, apparently feeling

* AGoodNameForARockBand: Suggestions are The Harry Potters and Follow Them To The Edge Of The Desert. Devil's Advocate is considered.

* VerbalBackspace: Lorelai is about to tell Rory that she and Max kissed a few episodes ago, but backs out and says

* ShaveAndAHaircut: Lorelai can't stand it when people do this without "two bits".

Lorelai and Rory are having a hard time thinking of something to do instead of Friday night dinner. Lorelai is made grad night treasurer by the Booster club. Lane's band play at a house party which gets out of hand.

* ShaveAndAHaircut: Lorelai can't stand it when people do this without "two bits".