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you're more horrible than Creator/MeganFox's acting in Film/{{Transformers}}!''
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you're more horrible than Creator/MeganFox's acting in Film/{{Transformers}}!''''Film/{{Transformers|2007}}''!''
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--->'''Spielberg''': I rock the Academy and the [=DGA=]! You rock as many Oscars as that schlep Michael Bay!
--->'''Hitchcock''': My skill is enormous, orchestrate brilliant performance. You're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in ''Transformers''!
--->'''Tarantino''': (to Spielberg) Due to ''Film/{{War of the Worlds|2005}}'', a failure's what I label you. It looked like some sellout bullshit Michael Bay would do! ([[JerkassHasAPoint Spielberg is about to respond, before stopping himself]])
--->'''Kubrick''': ''[[Film/AIArtificialIntelligence A.I.]]'' is the worst waste of potential since [[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014 the Ninja Turtles]]!
--->'''Hitchcock''': My skill is enormous, orchestrate brilliant performance. You're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in ''Transformers''!
--->'''Tarantino''': (to Spielberg) Due to ''Film/{{War of the Worlds|2005}}'', a failure's what I label you. It looked like some sellout bullshit Michael Bay would do! ([[JerkassHasAPoint Spielberg is about to respond, before stopping himself]])
--->'''Kubrick''': ''[[Film/AIArtificialIntelligence A.I.]]'' is the worst waste of potential since [[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014 the Ninja Turtles]]!
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--->'''Spielberg''': I rock the Academy and the [=DGA=]! You rock as many Oscars as that schlep Michael Bay!
--->'''Hitchcock''':Bay!\\
'''Hitchcock''': My skill is enormous, orchestrate brilliant performance. You're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in''Transformers''!
--->'''Tarantino''':''Transformers''!\\
'''Tarantino''': (to Spielberg) Due to ''Film/{{War of the Worlds|2005}}'', a failure's what I label you. It looked like some sellout bullshit Michael Bay would do! ([[JerkassHasAPoint Spielberg is about to respond, before stoppinghimself]])
--->'''Kubrick''':himself]])\\
'''Kubrick''': ''[[Film/AIArtificialIntelligence A.I.]]'' is the worst waste of potential since [[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014 the Ninja Turtles]]!
--->'''Hitchcock''':
'''Hitchcock''': My skill is enormous, orchestrate brilliant performance. You're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in
--->'''Tarantino''':
'''Tarantino''': (to Spielberg) Due to ''Film/{{War of the Worlds|2005}}'', a failure's what I label you. It looked like some sellout bullshit Michael Bay would do! ([[JerkassHasAPoint Spielberg is about to respond, before stopping
--->'''Kubrick''':
'''Kubrick''': ''[[Film/AIArtificialIntelligence A.I.]]'' is the worst waste of potential since [[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014 the Ninja Turtles]]!
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* SeinfeldIsUnfunny: [[invoked]] Spielberg and Tarantino mentioned how Hitchcock’s films and directing style have since become outdated.
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* HypocriticalHumor: Probably unintentional, but "that schlep Michael Bay" is not only a good friend of Spielberg in RealLife (and actually first got into film after working on the set of ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk''), Spielberg was the Executive Producer of the ''Transformers'' movies (which was [[MisBlamed the true extent]] of Bay's involvement in the ''Ninja Turtles'' movie, despite what Kubrick implies). His "$3 billion [[Creator/DreamWorks Dream Machine]]" is responsible for distributing Bay's movies! More subtly, much of Tarantino's own work is focused around artistic elevation of vintage pop cinema in the same unapologetically bombastic way that Bay embraces action tropes.
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* HypocriticalHumor: Probably unintentional, but "that schlep Michael Bay" is not only a good friend of Spielberg in RealLife (and actually first got into film after working on the set of ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk''), Spielberg was the Executive Producer of the ''Transformers'' movies (which was [[MisBlamed the true extent]] of Bay's involvement in the ''Ninja Turtles'' movie, despite what Kubrick implies). His "$3 billion [[Creator/DreamWorks [[Creator/DreamWorksSKG Dream Machine]]" is responsible for distributing Bay's movies! More subtly, much of Tarantino's own work is focused around artistic elevation of vintage pop cinema in the same unapologetically bombastic way that Bay embraces action tropes.
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* JerkassHasAPoint: Spielberg is about to argue with Tarantino when the latter disses ''Film/WarOfTheWorlds'', then silently concedes he's right.
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* JerkassHasAPoint: Spielberg is about to argue with Tarantino when the latter disses ''Film/WarOfTheWorlds'', ''Film/WarOfTheWorlds2005'', then silently concedes he's right.
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* SellOut: According to Tarantino, Spielberg’s [[Film/WarOfTheWorlds adaptation]] of ''Literature/TheWarOfTheWorlds'' makes him one, because it was the same sort of crap that Michael Bay would do. Bay, in return, inverts this when he points out that [[OscarBait pandering to critics]] is still pandering, and that he puts as much passion and effort into his own films as they do- he just happens to be passionate about explosions and helicopters.
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* SellOut: According to Tarantino, Spielberg’s [[Film/WarOfTheWorlds adaptation]] of ''Literature/TheWarOfTheWorlds'' Spielberg's directing ''Film/WarOfTheWorlds2005'' makes him one, because it was the same sort of crap that Michael Bay would do. Bay, in return, inverts this when he points out that [[OscarBait pandering to critics]] is still pandering, and that he puts as much passion and effort into his own films as they do- he just happens to be passionate about explosions and helicopters.
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--->'''Tarantino''': (to Spielberg) Due to ''[[Film/WarOfTheWorlds War of the Worlds]]'', a failure's what I label you. It looked like some sellout bullshit Michael Bay would do! ([[JerkassHasAPoint Spielberg is about to respond, before stopping himself]])
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--->'''Tarantino''': (to Spielberg) Due to ''[[Film/WarOfTheWorlds War ''Film/{{War of the Worlds]]'', Worlds|2005}}'', a failure's what I label you. It looked like some sellout bullshit Michael Bay would do! ([[JerkassHasAPoint Spielberg is about to respond, before stopping himself]])
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* NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer: After mocking Hitchcock for being rejected by the British Army for his obesity, Tarantino breaks the fourth wall to assure us that, yes, that really happened, and tells us to look it up on Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} if we don't believe him.
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* NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer: After mocking Hitchcock for being rejected by the British Army for his obesity, Tarantino breaks the fourth wall to assure us that, yes, that really happened, and tells us to look it up on Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} Website/{{Wikipedia}} if we don't believe him.
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* HypocriticalHumor: Probably unintentional, but "that schlep Michael Bay" is not only a good friend of Spielberg in RealLife (and actually first got into film after working on the set of ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk''), Spielberg was the Executive Producer of the ''Transformers'' movies (which was [[MisBlamed the true extent]] of Bay's involvement in the ''Ninja Turtles'' movie, despite what Kubrick implies). His "$3 billion [[Creator/DreamWorks Dream Machine]]" is responsible for distributing Bay's movies!
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* HypocriticalHumor: Probably unintentional, but "that schlep Michael Bay" is not only a good friend of Spielberg in RealLife (and actually first got into film after working on the set of ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk''), Spielberg was the Executive Producer of the ''Transformers'' movies (which was [[MisBlamed the true extent]] of Bay's involvement in the ''Ninja Turtles'' movie, despite what Kubrick implies). His "$3 billion [[Creator/DreamWorks Dream Machine]]" is responsible for distributing Bay's movies!movies! More subtly, much of Tarantino's own work is focused around artistic elevation of vintage pop cinema in the same unapologetically bombastic way that Bay embraces action tropes.
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* ItsPersonal: Kubrick singles out Spielberg for screwing up ''Film/AIArtificialIntelligence'', then he does the same to Michael Bay for screwing up [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Ninja Turtles]].
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* ItsPersonal: Kubrick singles out Spielberg for screwing up ''Film/AIArtificialIntelligence'', then he does a nod to the same to Michael Bay for screwing up [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Ninja Turtles]].fact that this was a long-shelved project that the two had collaborated on before Kubrik's death
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* SellOut: According to Tarantino, Spielberg’s [[Film/WarOfTheWorlds adaptation]] of ''Literature/TheWarOfTheWorlds'' makes him one, because it was the same sort of crap that Michael Bay would do.
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* SellOut: According to Tarantino, Spielberg’s [[Film/WarOfTheWorlds adaptation]] of ''Literature/TheWarOfTheWorlds'' makes him one, because it was the same sort of crap that Michael Bay would do. Bay, in return, inverts this when he points out that [[OscarBait pandering to critics]] is still pandering, and that he puts as much passion and effort into his own films as they do- he just happens to be passionate about explosions and helicopters.
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* NiceHat: Steven Spielberg wears a black baseball cap with [=USS CALIFORNIA 26-RED=] on it.
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* {{Acrofatic}}: At one point in Hitchcock's rap, he breakdances.
* AffablyEvil: Michael Bay gleefully informs us the critics consider him evil. In his verse, he's open about being OnlyInItForTheMoney, but he doesn't insult the other rappers and says that he gives audiences what they love.
* AnachronicOrder: In a nod to Tarantino's love of non-linear storytelling, his verses are intercut with Kubrik's approach on the big wheel.
* AffablyEvil: Michael Bay gleefully informs us the critics consider him evil. In his verse, he's open about being OnlyInItForTheMoney, but he doesn't insult the other rappers and says that he gives audiences what they love.
* AnachronicOrder: In a nod to Tarantino's love of non-linear storytelling, his verses are intercut with Kubrik's approach on the big wheel.
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* {{Acrofatic}}: At Hitchcock breakdances at one point in Hitchcock's rap, he breakdances.
during his rap.
* AffablyEvil: Michael Bay gleefully informs us that the critics consider himevil. In his verse, he's evil, and is open about being OnlyInItForTheMoney, but he doesn't insult the other rappers and says that he gives audiences what they love.
* AnachronicOrder: In a nod to Tarantino's love of non-linear storytelling, his verses are intercut withKubrik's Kubrick's approach on the big wheel.
* AffablyEvil: Michael Bay gleefully informs us that the critics consider him
* AnachronicOrder: In a nod to Tarantino's love of non-linear storytelling, his verses are intercut with
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* AtLeastIAdmitIt: Michael Bay knows full well the critics hate him, but is upfront about the profits. His "Guilt Money" jab is also a crack that he, unlike the other directors, aren't slaves to making movies that'll please the critics and cinephiles.
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* AtLeastIAdmitIt: Michael Bay knows full well the critics hate him, but is upfront about the profits. His "Guilt Money" jab is also a crack that he, that, unlike the other directors, aren't slaves he isn't a slave to making movies that'll please the critics and cinephiles.
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** Kubrick’s opening line: ”Genius is a powerful word. But there's no reason to use it, 'less you're talking about the Kubrick -- then there's really nothing to it".
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** Kubrick’s opening line: ”Genius is a powerful word. But there's no reason to use it, 'less you're talking about the Kubrick -- Kubrick-- then there's really nothing to it".
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** Quentin Tarantino, genius film director and "bad Motherfucker” is wearing his trademark brown suit.
** Stanley Kubrick, the visionary that can "make you all hurt" is clad in a black suit.
** Stanley Kubrick, the visionary that can "make you all hurt" is clad in a black suit.
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** Quentin Tarantino, genius film director and "bad Motherfucker” motherfucker”, is wearing his trademark brown suit.
** Stanley Kubrick, the visionary that can "make you allhurt" hurt", is clad in a black suit.
** Stanley Kubrick, the visionary that can "make you all
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* BrokenPedestal: The real reason Spielberg is dueling Hitchcock. In [[TruthInTelevision real life]], Hitchcock was paid to perform the opening lines of the Jaws Universal Ride in the 70s. Hitchcock found the process to be disgusting and blamed the movie and Spielberg (who had no part in designing the ride) for it. Later, Spielberg comes to Hitchcock's house to meet his idol...and Hitchcock ''[[KickTheDog refuses to let him into his house]]'', much less acknowledge him as an equal in the field. Ouch.
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* BrokenPedestal: The real reason Spielberg is dueling Hitchcock. In [[TruthInTelevision real life]], Hitchcock was paid to perform the opening lines of the Jaws Universal Ride in the 70s. Hitchcock found the process to be disgusting and blamed the movie and Spielberg (who had no part in designing the ride) for it. Later, Spielberg comes to Hitchcock's house to meet his idol... and Hitchcock ''[[KickTheDog refuses to let him into his house]]'', much less acknowledge him as an equal in the field. Ouch.
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** If you're bothered by the fact that Michael Bay says "MOTHER FUCKING MONEY!" three times in his verse, too bad: “I don't give a fuck."
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** If you're bothered by the fact that Michael Bay says "MOTHER FUCKING "MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!" three times in his verse, too bad: “I don't give a fuck."
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* EeriePaleSkinnedBrunette: Kubrick’s notably pale compared to the [[DeliberatelyMonochrome "normal-colored"]] rappers plus has an ExhaustedEyeBags.
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* EeriePaleSkinnedBrunette: Kubrick’s notably pale compared to the [[DeliberatelyMonochrome "normal-colored"]] rappers rappers, plus he has an ExhaustedEyeBags.
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** During Quentin's last verse, there are a few jump cuts to Stanley riding on a tricycle through the hallway much like the one scene from ''Film/TheShining''.
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** During Quentin's last verse, there are a few jump cuts to Stanley riding on a tricycle through the hallway hallway, much like the one scene from ''Film/TheShining''.
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* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick, and Michael Bay are unannounced competitors in the supposed Spielberg and Hitchcock showdown.
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* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick, and Michael Bay are unannounced competitors in the supposed one-on-one Spielberg and Hitchcock showdown.
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* HypocriticalHumor: Probably unintentional, but "that schlep Michael Bay" is not only a good friend of Spielberg in RealLife (and actually first got into film after working on the set of ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk''), Spielberg was the Executive Producer of the ''Transformers'' movies (which was [[MisBlamed the true extent]] of Bay's involvement in the ''Ninja Turtles'' movie, despite what Kubrick implies). His "$3 billion [[Creator/DreamWorks Dream Machine]]" is responsible for distributing Bays' movies!
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* HypocriticalHumor: Probably unintentional, but "that schlep Michael Bay" is not only a good friend of Spielberg in RealLife (and actually first got into film after working on the set of ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk''), Spielberg was the Executive Producer of the ''Transformers'' movies (which was [[MisBlamed the true extent]] of Bay's involvement in the ''Ninja Turtles'' movie, despite what Kubrick implies). His "$3 billion [[Creator/DreamWorks Dream Machine]]" is responsible for distributing Bays' Bay's movies!
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* LargeHam: Michael Bay certainly comes off in this way with his helicopter, explosions and "MOTHER FUCKING MONEY!"
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* LargeHam: Michael Bay certainly comes off in this way with his helicopter, explosions explosions, and "MOTHER FUCKING "MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!"
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-->''[[RageBreakingPoint That's enough! I've heard enough crap from all of you!]] [[WhosLaughingNow Why don't I come down there and show you what a real star can do!]]''
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-->''[[RageBreakingPoint That's enough! I've heard enough crap from all of you!]] [[WhosLaughingNow Why don't I come down there and show you what a real star can do!]]''do?]]''
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* MundaneMadeAwesome: Hitchcock brags about how he became a legendary horror director by using chocolate syrups as special effects for blood.
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* MundaneMadeAwesome: Hitchcock brags about how he became a legendary horror director by using chocolate syrups syrup as special effects for blood.
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* PopCulturedBadass: Tarantino references a lot of movie trivia, from Wikipedia, to obscure Sam L. Jackson parts, to Hitchcock's own history.
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* PopCulturedBadass: Tarantino references a lot of movie trivia, from Wikipedia, to obscure Sam Samuel L. Jackson parts, to Hitchcock's own history.
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* PungeonMaster: In a similar manner to Stephen King, Spielberg fits nine titles of his and Hitchcock's movies in his verse.
* RageBreakingPoint: It's implied that Kubrick's crack about [[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014 the Ninja Turtles movie Michael Bay produced]] was the straw that broke the camel's back.
* RageBreakingPoint: It's implied that Kubrick's crack about [[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014 the Ninja Turtles movie Michael Bay produced]] was the straw that broke the camel's back.
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* PungeonMaster: In a similar manner to Stephen King, Spielberg fits nine titles of his and Hitchcock's movies in into his verse.
* RageBreakingPoint: It's implied that Kubrick's crack about [[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014 the Ninja Turtles movie that Michael Bay produced]] was the straw that broke the camel's back.
* RageBreakingPoint: It's implied that Kubrick's crack about [[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014 the Ninja Turtles movie that Michael Bay produced]] was the straw that broke the camel's back.
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** Tarantino's centers around snappy, off-kilter dialogue, [[AnachronicOrder has him addressing the second to go before the first while intercutting the next director's intro]], and ends with a TrunkShot
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** Tarantino's centers around snappy, off-kilter dialogue, [[AnachronicOrder has him addressing the second to go before the first while intercutting the next director's intro]], and ends with a TrunkShotTrunkShot.
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* TheStoic: Hitchcock isn't bothered in the least by anything Spielberg says about him. Or anything any of the other rappers have to say.
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* TheStoic: Hitchcock isn't bothered in the least by anything Spielberg says about him. Or anything or any of the other rappers have to say.say about him.
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* FormulaBreakingEpisode: Similar to the Russian Leaders battle, Steven Spielberg and Alfred Hitchcock each get one verse, then Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick, and Michael Bay show up.
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* SomethingCompletelyDifferent: Similar to the Russian Leaders battle, Steven Spielberg and Alfred Hitchcock each get one verse, then Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick, and Michael Bay show up.
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* KubrickStare: Kubrick opens his verse with this, and stays that way throughout. It's Kubrick himself after all so of course he has the trademark creepy stare.
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* KubrickStare: Kubrick opens his verse with this, and stays that way throughout. It's Kubrick himself after all so Courtesy of course he has the trademark creepy stare. TropeNamer himself!
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* BaldOfAwesome: Hitchcock barely has head hair and is a celebrated horror film director.
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* BadassBeard: Spielberg has a scraggly white beard and he's a 3 billion dollar dream machine.
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** Kubrick’s opening line: ”Genius is a powerful word. But there's no reason to use it, 'less you're talking about the Kubrick - then there's really nothing to it".
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** Kubrick’s opening line: ”Genius is a powerful word. But there's no reason to use it, 'less you're talking about the Kubrick - -- then there's really nothing to it".
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* BigEater: Spielberg accuses Hitchcock of “filling up [his] jowls with three steaks and a souflee.”
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* BigEater: Spielberg accuses Hitchcock of “filling "filling up [his] jowls with three steaks and a souflee.” souflee".
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* TheAce: Quoth Stanley Kubrick, ”Everything I do is visionary!"
* {{Acrofatic}}: At one point in Hitchcock’s rap, he breakdances.
* {{Acrofatic}}: At one point in Hitchcock’s rap, he breakdances.
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* TheAce: Quoth Stanley Kubrick, ”Everything "Everything I do is visionary!"
* {{Acrofatic}}: At one point inHitchcock’s Hitchcock's rap, he breakdances.
* {{Acrofatic}}: At one point in
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* IWorkAlone: Michael Bay makes this clear about himself.
-->''No [[Creator/JerryBruckheimer Bruckheimer]], I work solo!''
-->''No [[Creator/JerryBruckheimer Bruckheimer]], I work solo!''
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* MeleeATrois: A five-way battle between celebrated film directors [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and Michael Bay]].
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* MeleeATrois: A five-way battle between involving celebrated film directors [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and Michael Bay]].
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---> ''Picture a child sitting next to a projector,’’\\
''Learning from your films to become a much better director.’’\\
''Now picture a three-billion-dollar dream machine,’’\\
''Who can blockbust all over your crop duster scene!''
''Learning from your films to become a much better director.’’\\
''Now picture a three-billion-dollar dream machine,’’\\
''Who can blockbust all over your crop duster scene!''
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---> ''Picture a child sitting next to a projector,’’\\
''Learningprojector,\\
Learning from your films to become a much better director.’’\\
''Now\\
Now picture a three-billion-dollar dreammachine,’’\\
''Whomachine,\\
Who can blockbust all over your crop duster scene!''
''Learning
Learning from your films to become a much better director.
''Now
Now picture a three-billion-dollar dream
''Who
Who can blockbust all over your crop duster scene!''
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---> ''I'm the master... [[ScareChord !]] of suspense, so intense, No defense against Hitchcock once he presents!''
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---> ''I'm the master... [[ScareChord !]] ''(ScareChord)'' of suspense, so intense, No defense intense,\\
no defence against Hitchcock once hepresents!''presents!\\
My skill's enormous, orchestrate brilliant performance,\\
you're more horrible than Creator/MeganFox's acting in Film/{{Transformers}}!''
no defence against Hitchcock once he
My skill's enormous, orchestrate brilliant performance,\\
you're more horrible than Creator/MeganFox's acting in Film/{{Transformers}}!''
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** ”No defense against Hitchcock when he presents" in his classic black suit.
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** ”No defense "No defence against Hitchcock when once he presents" in his classic black suit.
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* TheDogBitesBack: Michael Bay’s reason for entering the battle is ''specifically'' to get back at those who mocked him for the entire battle.
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* TheDogBitesBack: Michael Bay’s Bay's reason for entering the battle is ''specifically'' to get back at those who mocked him the other four for spending the entire battle.battle mocking him and his work.
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--> ‘’[[WhatTheHellHero Maybe next time I visit, you'll be a bit more gracious!]]''
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--> ‘’[[WhatTheHellHero ''[[WhatTheHellHero Maybe next time I visit, you'll be a bit more gracious!]]''
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* CriticProof: InUniverse, Michael Bay brags that his movies rakes in the billions despite their critic hate. He's too busy working on sequels to the movies they can't stand to read their reviews.
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* CriticProof: InUniverse, Michael Bay brags that his movies rakes rake in the billions despite their critic hate. He's being hated by the critics, and then notes that he's too busy working on those movies' sequels to bother with reading the movies they can't stand to read their reviews. reviews.
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* BatmanCanBreatheInSpace: Kubrick stands on the moon as he's giving his verse. It's [[JustifiedTrope justified]] since he's Kubrick's ghost.
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* BatmanCanBreatheInSpace: Kubrick stands on the moon as he's giving his verse. It's [[JustifiedTrope justified]] justified since he's Kubrick's ghost.
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* AffablyEvil: Michael Bay gleefully informs us the critics consider him evil.
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* AffablyEvil: Michael Bay gleefully informs us the critics consider him evil. In his verse, he's open about being OnlyInItForTheMoney, but he doesn't insult the other rappers and says that he gives audiences what they love.
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--->'''Tarantino''': (to Spielberg) Due to ''[[Film/WarOfTheWorlds War of the Worlds]]'', a failure's what I label you. It looked like some sellout bullshit Michael Bay would do! ([[JerkassHasAPoints Spielberg is about to respond, before stopping himself]])
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--->'''Tarantino''': (to Spielberg) Due to ''[[Film/WarOfTheWorlds War of the Worlds]]'', a failure's what I label you. It looked like some sellout bullshit Michael Bay would do! ([[JerkassHasAPoints ([[JerkassHasAPoint Spielberg is about to respond, before stopping himself]])
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---> ''That was a close encounter of the turd kind.''
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* {{Foreshadowing}}: During Quentin's last verse, there are a few jump cuts to Stanley riding on a tricycle through the hallway much like the one scene from ''Film/TheShining''.
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* {{Foreshadowing}}: {{Foreshadowing}}:
** During Quentin's last verse, there are a few jump cuts to Stanley riding on a tricycle through the hallway much like the one scene from''Film/TheShining''.''Film/TheShining''.
** The first four rappers each take a stab at Michael Bay in their individual verses. No points for guessing who the final rapper is.
** During Quentin's last verse, there are a few jump cuts to Stanley riding on a tricycle through the hallway much like the one scene from
** The first four rappers each take a stab at Michael Bay in their individual verses. No points for guessing who the final rapper is.
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--> ''[[RageBreakingPoint That's enough! I've heard enough crap from all of you!]] [[WhosLaughingNow Why don't I come down there and show you what a real star can do!]]''
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--> '''Kubrick''': [[CreepyMonotone Every single frame a painting, made exactly how I wanna make it;]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting DO ANOTHER TAKE AND GET IT RIGHT! A HUNDRED TWENTY-SEVEN TIMES!]]'''
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** Each verse prior to Bay's includes a stab at Bay:
--->'''Spielberg''': I rock the Academy and the [=DGA=]! You rock as many Oscars as that schlep Michael Bay!
--->'''Hitchcock''': My skill is enormous, orchestrate brilliant performance. You're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in ''Transformers''!
--->'''Tarantino''': (to Spielberg) Due to ''[[Film/WarOfTheWorlds War of the Worlds]]'', a failure's what I label you. It looked like some sellout bullshit Michael Bay would do! ([[JerkassHasAPoints Spielberg is about to respond, before stopping himself]])
--->'''Kubrick''': ''[[Film/AIArtificialIntelligence A.I.]]'' is the worst waste of potential since [[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014 the Ninja Turtles]]!
--->'''Spielberg''': I rock the Academy and the [=DGA=]! You rock as many Oscars as that schlep Michael Bay!
--->'''Hitchcock''': My skill is enormous, orchestrate brilliant performance. You're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in ''Transformers''!
--->'''Tarantino''': (to Spielberg) Due to ''[[Film/WarOfTheWorlds War of the Worlds]]'', a failure's what I label you. It looked like some sellout bullshit Michael Bay would do! ([[JerkassHasAPoints Spielberg is about to respond, before stopping himself]])
--->'''Kubrick''': ''[[Film/AIArtificialIntelligence A.I.]]'' is the worst waste of potential since [[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014 the Ninja Turtles]]!
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** Also, after taking insults from everyone else, he in turn insults... Creator/MarkWahlberg.
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** ”Cut!", just as Hitchcock finished his verse.
** “That's enough! I've heard enough crap from all of you."
** “That's enough! I've heard enough crap from all of you."
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** ”Cut!", "Cut!", just as Hitchcock finished his verse.
**“That's "That's enough! I've heard enough crap from all of you."
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* NoSell: Hitchcock doesn't react much when Michael Bay jumps off the helicopter. The other three directors jump; the Master of Suspense just follows the trajectory with his head, hands behind his back.
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* AnachronicOrder: In a nod to Tarantino's love of non-linear storytelling, his verses are intercut with Kubrik's approach on the big wheel.
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* SignatureShot:
** Spielberg starts the battle with his famous track-in camera move.
** Tarantino ends his verse with a TrunkShot.
** Michael Bay has the low angle panning as he enters the battle, complete with gratuitous explosions.
** Spielberg starts the battle with his famous track-in camera move.
** Tarantino ends his verse with a TrunkShot.
** Michael Bay has the low angle panning as he enters the battle, complete with gratuitous explosions.
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* SignatureShot:
SignatureStyle: Each of the director's segments are a {{Pastiche}} of the elements and {{Signature Shot}}s they're known for.
** Spielberg starts the battle with his famous track-in cameramove.
move, with sweeping epic music backing his grand-but-personal narrative
**Tarantino Hitchcock's portion evokes his love of minimalism mixed with sudden dynamic moments, his snarky humor, and his use of locked shots and sudden cuts.
** Tarantino's centers around snappy, off-kilter dialogue, [[AnachronicOrder has him addressing the second to go before the first while intercutting the next director's intro]], and endshis verse with a TrunkShot.
TrunkShot
** Kubrick's nods to his slow-paced works and striking cinematography[[note]]echoing famous sequences from works including Film/AClockworkOrange, Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey, and Film/TheShining[[/note]], along with his ability to seamlessly weave violent action and quiet drama.
** Michael Bay has the low angle panning as he enters thebattle, battle on a helicopter, complete with gratuitous explosions.explosions, and his part as a whole evokes his over-the-top productions.
** Spielberg starts the battle with his famous track-in camera
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** Tarantino's centers around snappy, off-kilter dialogue, [[AnachronicOrder has him addressing the second to go before the first while intercutting the next director's intro]], and ends
** Kubrick's nods to his slow-paced works and striking cinematography[[note]]echoing famous sequences from works including Film/AClockworkOrange, Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey, and Film/TheShining[[/note]], along with his ability to seamlessly weave violent action and quiet drama.
** Michael Bay has the low angle panning as he enters the
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A battle royale between five well-known film directors: Creator/StevenSpielberg, Creator/AlfredHitchcock, Creator/QuentinTarantino, Creator/StanleyKubrick, and Creator/MichaelBay.
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A battle royale between five well-known film directors: Creator/StevenSpielberg, Creator/AlfredHitchcock, Creator/QuentinTarantino, Creator/StanleyKubrick, Creator/StevenSpielberg (played by Peter Shukoff), Creator/AlfredHitchcock (played by Lloyd Alhquist), Creator/QuentinTarantino (played by WAX), Creator/StanleyKubrick (played by Ruggles Outbound), and Creator/MichaelBay.Creator/MichaelBay (played by Peter Shukoff).
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* StuffBlowingUp: Happens with Michael Bay, obviously. There are a fair few explosions in his verse, finishing with a [[NukeEm nuclear]] one. He also blows up the ERB logo at the end.
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* StuffBlowingUp: Happens with Michael Bay, obviously. There are a fair few explosions in his verse, finishing with a [[NukeEm nuclear]] one. He also blows up the ERB logo at the end.SpecialGuest: WAX as Quentin Tarantino and Ruggles Outbound as Stanley Kubrick.
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- - -> ''I'm the master... [[ScareChord !]] of suspense, so intense, No defense against Hitchcock once he presents!''
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-->'''Bay:''' ''(proudly)'' "I give the people [[RuleOfCool what they love]], while the critics say I'm evil!"
-->"Got no time to read reviews while I'm working on the sequel!"
-->"Got no time to read reviews while I'm working on the sequel!"
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A battle royale between five well-known film directors: Creator/StevenSpielberg, Creator/AlfredHitchcock, Creator/QuentinTarantino, Creator/StanleyKubrick, and Creator/MichaelBay.
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* TheAce: Quoth Stanley Kubrick, ”Everything I do is visionary!"
* {{Acrofatic}}: At one point in Hitchcock’s rap, he breakdances.
* AffablyEvil: Michael Bay gleefully informs us the critics consider him evil.
* AssistCharacter: [[Film/PulpFiction Jimmie Dimmick]] (whom Tarantino played) shows up to complete some of Quentin’s lines.
* AtLeastIAdmitIt: Michael Bay knows full well the critics hate him, but is upfront about the profits. His "Guilt Money" jab is also a crack that he, unlike the other directors, aren't slaves to making movies that'll please the critics and cinephiles.
* BadassBeard: Spielberg has a scraggly white beard and he's a 3 billion dollar dream machine.
* BadassBoast:
** Steven Spielberg’s first four lines are this in the spirit of a movie pitch:
---> ''Picture a child sitting next to a projector,’’\\
''Learning from your films to become a much better director.’’\\
''Now picture a three-billion-dollar dream machine,’’\\
''Who can blockbust all over your crop duster scene!''
** Hitchcock lets off a doozy as well.
- - -> ''I'm the master... [[ScareChord !]] of suspense, so intense, No defense against Hitchcock once he presents!''
** Kubrick’s opening line: ”Genius is a powerful word. But there's no reason to use it, 'less you're talking about the Kubrick - then there's really nothing to it".
* BadassInANiceSuit:
** ”No defense against Hitchcock when he presents" in his classic black suit.
** Quentin Tarantino, genius film director and "bad Motherfucker” is wearing his trademark brown suit.
** Stanley Kubrick, the visionary that can "make you all hurt" is clad in a black suit.
* BaldOfAwesome: Hitchcock barely has head hair and is a celebrated horror film director.
* BatmanCanBreatheInSpace: Kubrick stands on the moon as he's giving his verse. It's [[JustifiedTrope justified]] since he's Kubrick's ghost.
* BigEater: Spielberg accuses Hitchcock of “filling up [his] jowls with three steaks and a souflee.”
* BloodyHilarious: There's blood all over Tarantino’s background, and he says that there's more blood when he stubs his toe than in the shower scene from ''{{Film/Psycho}}.''
* BrokenPedestal: The real reason Spielberg is dueling Hitchcock. In [[TruthInTelevision real life]], Hitchcock was paid to perform the opening lines of the Jaws Universal Ride in the 70s. Hitchcock found the process to be disgusting and blamed the movie and Spielberg (who had no part in designing the ride) for it. Later, Spielberg comes to Hitchcock's house to meet his idol...and Hitchcock ''[[KickTheDog refuses to let him into his house]]'', much less acknowledge him as an equal in the field. Ouch.
--> ‘’[[WhatTheHellHero Maybe next time I visit, you'll be a bit more gracious!]]''
* CatchPhrase: Michael Bay has “Motherfucking money!" and variations of thereof, which he repeats three times.
* CardCarryingVillain: Michael Bay certainly doesn't care that "the critics say I'm evil". Whether or not he agrees with them is less clear.
* CharacterAsHimself: Kubrick's actor was initially credited as "the ghost of Stanley Kubrick."
* ChekhovsGunman: Michael Bay's movies are, directly or indirectly, insulted in every verse. Then he makes his DynamicEntry.
* TheChewToy: ''Every single other rapper'' makes fun of Michael Bay or his movies in their raps.
* ClusterFBomb:
** Tarantino references the fact that scenes across his filmography contain graphic violence and strong language.
** If you're bothered by the fact that Michael Bay says "MOTHER FUCKING MONEY!" three times in his verse, too bad: “I don't give a fuck."
* CoolBike: Kubrick is riding a tricycle that can be used on the fucking moon.
* CreepyMonotone: Kubrick starts off like this, then slowly loses the monotone for emphasis.
* CriticProof: InUniverse, Michael Bay brags that his movies rakes in the billions despite their critic hate. He's too busy working on sequels to the movies they can't stand to read their reviews.
* DeadpanSnarker:
** Hitchcock lets off a snarky one-liner in response to Spielberg's mooning:
--> ''That was a close encounter of the turd kind.''
** Tarantino keeps a flat, bone-dry tone while ripping into his two initial opponents.
* TheDogBitesBack: Michael Bay’s reason for entering the battle is ''specifically'' to get back at those who mocked him for the entire battle.
* DynamicEntry:
** Stanley Kubrick enters via slow-motion shot of him on a tricycle ''on the moon''.
** In the manner of his movies, Michael Bay arrives ''jumping out of a helicopter''.
* EeriePaleSkinnedBrunette: Kubrick’s notably pale compared to the [[DeliberatelyMonochrome "normal-colored"]] rappers plus has an ExhaustedEyeBags.
* ExhaustedEyeBags: To display Kubrick’s [[ThePerfectionist obsessive]] personality, he looks very tired. 127 takes don't do themselves, you know.
* FatBastard: Spielberg and Tarantino both make fun of Hitchcock being fat and not being able to fight in World War One for the British Army because of his obesity, respectively.
* FictionFiveHundred: Spielberg brings up that he’s worth $3 billion.
* FlippingTheBird: Bay flips off all the other directors at the end of his verse.
* {{Foreshadowing}}: During Quentin's last verse, there are a few jump cuts to Stanley riding on a tricycle through the hallway much like the one scene from ''Film/TheShining''.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: That's the gist behind Spielberg’s BadassBoast, pointing out how he went from a simple child watching movies to Hitchcock's (supposed) superior.
* FunPersonified: Movie-making-wise, Michael Bay boasts how his movies are just ''fun'' and what the audience wants to see, while the other four rappers aim for more cerebral boasts.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick, and Michael Bay are unannounced competitors in the supposed Spielberg and Hitchcock showdown.
* {{Greed}}: Michael Bay shamelessly admits that he only cares about making lots of money from his films. He also mocks the others for making films [[OscarBait for guilt money.]]
* GroundShatteringLanding: After Michael Bay jumps out of a helicopter, he sends earth flying.
* HavingABlast: Bay's verses seem to unleash explosions by themselves.
* HitlerCam: Or "swoop low with a telephoto" as Michael Bay calls it.
* HypocriticalHumor: Probably unintentional, but "that schlep Michael Bay" is not only a good friend of Spielberg in RealLife (and actually first got into film after working on the set of ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk''), Spielberg was the Executive Producer of the ''Transformers'' movies (which was [[MisBlamed the true extent]] of Bay's involvement in the ''Ninja Turtles'' movie, despite what Kubrick implies). His "$3 billion [[Creator/DreamWorks Dream Machine]]" is responsible for distributing Bays' movies!
* IncomingHam: Michael Bay flies in hanging off of a helicopter.
* InsufferableGenius:
** Hitchcock has quite the ego stemming from his brilliance in directing.
** Tarantino as well, but in a different style to Hitchcock, being more abrasive and less pompous.
** It's implied that the reason Kubrick joins the battle is because he objects to any other director being called a genius.
* ItsPersonal: Kubrick singles out Spielberg for screwing up ''Film/AIArtificialIntelligence'', then he does the same to Michael Bay for screwing up [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Ninja Turtles]].
* JerkassHasAPoint: Spielberg is about to argue with Tarantino when the latter disses ''Film/WarOfTheWorlds'', then silently concedes he's right.
* KubrickStare: Kubrick opens his verse with this, and stays that way throughout. It's Kubrick himself after all so of course he has the trademark creepy stare.
* LargeHam: Michael Bay certainly comes off in this way with his helicopter, explosions and "MOTHER FUCKING MONEY!"
* LetsGetDangerous: Michael Bay does this in his opening line, no less.
--> ''[[RageBreakingPoint That's enough! I've heard enough crap from all of you!]] [[WhosLaughingNow Why don't I come down there and show you what a real star can do!]]''
* MadArtist: Kubrick gives off this impression with his performance, with its somewhat disturbing intensity and the fact that he goes from a CreepyMonotone to extremely emotional.
* MeleeATrois: A five-way battle between celebrated film directors [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and Michael Bay]].
* MoodSwinger: Stanley Kubrick doesn't so much slowly transition from quiet to loud so much as he just changes like a light switch.
--> '''Kubrick''': [[CreepyMonotone Every single frame a painting, made exactly how I wanna make it;]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting DO ANOTHER TAKE AND GET IT RIGHT! A HUNDRED TWENTY-SEVEN TIMES!]]'''
* {{Mooning}}: Steven Spielberg emphasizes his line of "Now kiss my full moon and just bask in my greatness!" by turning around and dropping his pants to Hitchcock in a ShadowDiscretionShot.
* MotorMouth: Tarantino spits the fastest of the five rappers. The real Quentin is known for being a {{Keet}}.
* MundaneMadeAwesome: Hitchcock brags about how he became a legendary horror director by using chocolate syrups as special effects for blood.
* NeverMyFault: Kubrick claims that Spielberg ruined ''Film/AIArtificialIntelligence'', despite the fact that most of the criticisms initially directed at the movie were over things that ''Kubrick'' was responsible for including.
* NiceHat: Steven Spielberg wears a black baseball cap with [=USS CALIFORNIA 26-RED=] on it.
* NightmareFetishist: Alfred Hitchcock brags about being able to "squeeze screams from chocolate syrup."
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: Hitchcock’s the only rapper in the battle who is DeliberatelyMonochrome.
* NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer: After mocking Hitchcock for being rejected by the British Army for his obesity, Tarantino breaks the fourth wall to assure us that, yes, that really happened, and tells us to look it up on Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} if we don't believe him.
* OnlyInItForTheMoney: Michael Bay, in his own words why he does what he does:
--> ''If there's one thing I've learned, bitch, this game is about motherfucking money!''
* ThePerfectionist: Stanley Kubrick references the fact that he insisted that a particular scene in ''Film/TheShining'' had to be performed 127 times in order to get it right to his standards.
* PopCulturedBadass: Tarantino references a lot of movie trivia, from Wikipedia, to obscure Sam L. Jackson parts, to Hitchcock's own history.
* PrecisionFStrike: It's Tarantino, this is expected.
--> ''Scripts that I write ain't the... cleanest (Fuck!)''
* PungeonMaster: In a similar manner to Stephen King, Spielberg fits nine titles of his and Hitchcock's movies in his verse.
* RageBreakingPoint: It's implied that Kubrick's crack about [[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014 the Ninja Turtles movie Michael Bay produced]] was the straw that broke the camel's back.
* RedBaron:
** Hitchcock calls himself ”The Master of Suspense", [[TruthInTelevision which is his real life nickname in the industry]].
** Tarantino dubs himself the "King of Dialogue".
* ScareChord: They appear in Hitchcock’s verse to aid his suspense.
* SellOut: According to Tarantino, Spielberg’s [[Film/WarOfTheWorlds adaptation]] of ''Literature/TheWarOfTheWorlds'' makes him one, because it was the same sort of crap that Michael Bay would do.
* ScreamsLikeALittleGirl: Hitchcock did so after his aforementioned BadassBoast to illustrate how he's "The Master of Suspense".
* SeinfeldIsUnfunny: [[invoked]] Spielberg and Tarantino mentioned how Hitchcock’s films and directing style have since become outdated.
* SignatureShot:
** Spielberg starts the battle with his famous track-in camera move.
** Tarantino ends his verse with a TrunkShot.
** Michael Bay has the low angle panning as he enters the battle, complete with gratuitous explosions.
* SirSwearsALot: Tarantino is self-admitted. His scripts aren't the *#*$& cleanest.
* SmugSnake: No amount of explosions can blast that smug grin off Michael Bay’s face.
* StuffBlowingUp: Happens with Michael Bay, obviously. There are a fair few explosions in his verse, finishing with a [[NukeEm nuclear]] one. He also blows up the ERB logo at the end.
* SpecsOfAwesome: Steven Spielberg’s an A-Grade film director, and the only one in the battle who wears glasses.
* TheStoic: Hitchcock isn't bothered in the least by anything Spielberg says about him. Or anything any of the other rappers have to say.
* SuddenlyShouting: The increased volume in Kubrick’s verse comes out of nowhere.
* SummerBlockbuster: Steven Spielberg references the fact that he created them with his fourth line.
* SuckinessIsPainful: Quentin Tarantino opens his verse asking for a Tylenol and telling Hitchcock and Spielberg to stop rapping.
* SurpassedTheTeacher: According to Steven Spielberg, he began his career taking inspiration from Hitchcock, but now he's far surpassed him.
* TakeThat:
** The entirety of Bay's verse is a giant "F U!!" to the other directors and movie critics alike, since they care about winning awards, whereas he only cares about entertainment value and profit.
-->'''Bay:''' ''(proudly)'' "I give the people [[RuleOfCool what they love]], while the critics say I'm evil!"
-->"Got no time to read reviews while I'm working on the sequel!"
** Also, after taking insults from everyone else, he in turn insults... Creator/MarkWahlberg.
* ThreePointLanding: Michael Bay takes this pose after sticking the landing from his helicopter.
* TrunkShot: Tarantino’s verse ends with one, this trope being a staple of his films.
* TheUnfettered: Michael Bay doesn't give a shit if critics hate his movies. All he care about is making entertaining movies (and the [[MemeticMutation MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!]]).
* VSign: Just as he makes his remark about Wahlberg, Bay strikes a fist pump pose in the background as a giant "V" shaped explosion goes off behind him.
* WhamLine:
** ”Cut!", just as Hitchcock finished his verse.
** “That's enough! I've heard enough crap from all of you."
* WhamShot: The jump cuts during Tarantino's last verse indicates Kubrick’s impending arrival.
* WorthyOpponent: When Kubrick declares himself a genius, Hitchcock nods in approval, indicating that he sees him as this.
* YiddishAsASecondLanguage: Spielberg refers to Michael Bay as a "schlep”, a Yiddish word for an inept or stupid person.
* YouAreFat: Spielberg takes a jab at Hitchcock’s weight. So does Tarantino, and in a more [[BrutalHonesty straightforward manner]] at that.
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!!TROPES
* TheAce: Quoth Stanley Kubrick, ”Everything I do is visionary!"
* {{Acrofatic}}: At one point in Hitchcock’s rap, he breakdances.
* AffablyEvil: Michael Bay gleefully informs us the critics consider him evil.
* AssistCharacter: [[Film/PulpFiction Jimmie Dimmick]] (whom Tarantino played) shows up to complete some of Quentin’s lines.
* AtLeastIAdmitIt: Michael Bay knows full well the critics hate him, but is upfront about the profits. His "Guilt Money" jab is also a crack that he, unlike the other directors, aren't slaves to making movies that'll please the critics and cinephiles.
* BadassBeard: Spielberg has a scraggly white beard and he's a 3 billion dollar dream machine.
* BadassBoast:
** Steven Spielberg’s first four lines are this in the spirit of a movie pitch:
---> ''Picture a child sitting next to a projector,’’\\
''Learning from your films to become a much better director.’’\\
''Now picture a three-billion-dollar dream machine,’’\\
''Who can blockbust all over your crop duster scene!''
** Hitchcock lets off a doozy as well.
- - -> ''I'm the master... [[ScareChord !]] of suspense, so intense, No defense against Hitchcock once he presents!''
** Kubrick’s opening line: ”Genius is a powerful word. But there's no reason to use it, 'less you're talking about the Kubrick - then there's really nothing to it".
* BadassInANiceSuit:
** ”No defense against Hitchcock when he presents" in his classic black suit.
** Quentin Tarantino, genius film director and "bad Motherfucker” is wearing his trademark brown suit.
** Stanley Kubrick, the visionary that can "make you all hurt" is clad in a black suit.
* BaldOfAwesome: Hitchcock barely has head hair and is a celebrated horror film director.
* BatmanCanBreatheInSpace: Kubrick stands on the moon as he's giving his verse. It's [[JustifiedTrope justified]] since he's Kubrick's ghost.
* BigEater: Spielberg accuses Hitchcock of “filling up [his] jowls with three steaks and a souflee.”
* BloodyHilarious: There's blood all over Tarantino’s background, and he says that there's more blood when he stubs his toe than in the shower scene from ''{{Film/Psycho}}.''
* BrokenPedestal: The real reason Spielberg is dueling Hitchcock. In [[TruthInTelevision real life]], Hitchcock was paid to perform the opening lines of the Jaws Universal Ride in the 70s. Hitchcock found the process to be disgusting and blamed the movie and Spielberg (who had no part in designing the ride) for it. Later, Spielberg comes to Hitchcock's house to meet his idol...and Hitchcock ''[[KickTheDog refuses to let him into his house]]'', much less acknowledge him as an equal in the field. Ouch.
--> ‘’[[WhatTheHellHero Maybe next time I visit, you'll be a bit more gracious!]]''
* CatchPhrase: Michael Bay has “Motherfucking money!" and variations of thereof, which he repeats three times.
* CardCarryingVillain: Michael Bay certainly doesn't care that "the critics say I'm evil". Whether or not he agrees with them is less clear.
* CharacterAsHimself: Kubrick's actor was initially credited as "the ghost of Stanley Kubrick."
* ChekhovsGunman: Michael Bay's movies are, directly or indirectly, insulted in every verse. Then he makes his DynamicEntry.
* TheChewToy: ''Every single other rapper'' makes fun of Michael Bay or his movies in their raps.
* ClusterFBomb:
** Tarantino references the fact that scenes across his filmography contain graphic violence and strong language.
** If you're bothered by the fact that Michael Bay says "MOTHER FUCKING MONEY!" three times in his verse, too bad: “I don't give a fuck."
* CoolBike: Kubrick is riding a tricycle that can be used on the fucking moon.
* CreepyMonotone: Kubrick starts off like this, then slowly loses the monotone for emphasis.
* CriticProof: InUniverse, Michael Bay brags that his movies rakes in the billions despite their critic hate. He's too busy working on sequels to the movies they can't stand to read their reviews.
* DeadpanSnarker:
** Hitchcock lets off a snarky one-liner in response to Spielberg's mooning:
--> ''That was a close encounter of the turd kind.''
** Tarantino keeps a flat, bone-dry tone while ripping into his two initial opponents.
* TheDogBitesBack: Michael Bay’s reason for entering the battle is ''specifically'' to get back at those who mocked him for the entire battle.
* DynamicEntry:
** Stanley Kubrick enters via slow-motion shot of him on a tricycle ''on the moon''.
** In the manner of his movies, Michael Bay arrives ''jumping out of a helicopter''.
* EeriePaleSkinnedBrunette: Kubrick’s notably pale compared to the [[DeliberatelyMonochrome "normal-colored"]] rappers plus has an ExhaustedEyeBags.
* ExhaustedEyeBags: To display Kubrick’s [[ThePerfectionist obsessive]] personality, he looks very tired. 127 takes don't do themselves, you know.
* FatBastard: Spielberg and Tarantino both make fun of Hitchcock being fat and not being able to fight in World War One for the British Army because of his obesity, respectively.
* FictionFiveHundred: Spielberg brings up that he’s worth $3 billion.
* FlippingTheBird: Bay flips off all the other directors at the end of his verse.
* {{Foreshadowing}}: During Quentin's last verse, there are a few jump cuts to Stanley riding on a tricycle through the hallway much like the one scene from ''Film/TheShining''.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: That's the gist behind Spielberg’s BadassBoast, pointing out how he went from a simple child watching movies to Hitchcock's (supposed) superior.
* FunPersonified: Movie-making-wise, Michael Bay boasts how his movies are just ''fun'' and what the audience wants to see, while the other four rappers aim for more cerebral boasts.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick, and Michael Bay are unannounced competitors in the supposed Spielberg and Hitchcock showdown.
* {{Greed}}: Michael Bay shamelessly admits that he only cares about making lots of money from his films. He also mocks the others for making films [[OscarBait for guilt money.]]
* GroundShatteringLanding: After Michael Bay jumps out of a helicopter, he sends earth flying.
* HavingABlast: Bay's verses seem to unleash explosions by themselves.
* HitlerCam: Or "swoop low with a telephoto" as Michael Bay calls it.
* HypocriticalHumor: Probably unintentional, but "that schlep Michael Bay" is not only a good friend of Spielberg in RealLife (and actually first got into film after working on the set of ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk''), Spielberg was the Executive Producer of the ''Transformers'' movies (which was [[MisBlamed the true extent]] of Bay's involvement in the ''Ninja Turtles'' movie, despite what Kubrick implies). His "$3 billion [[Creator/DreamWorks Dream Machine]]" is responsible for distributing Bays' movies!
* IncomingHam: Michael Bay flies in hanging off of a helicopter.
* InsufferableGenius:
** Hitchcock has quite the ego stemming from his brilliance in directing.
** Tarantino as well, but in a different style to Hitchcock, being more abrasive and less pompous.
** It's implied that the reason Kubrick joins the battle is because he objects to any other director being called a genius.
* ItsPersonal: Kubrick singles out Spielberg for screwing up ''Film/AIArtificialIntelligence'', then he does the same to Michael Bay for screwing up [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Ninja Turtles]].
* JerkassHasAPoint: Spielberg is about to argue with Tarantino when the latter disses ''Film/WarOfTheWorlds'', then silently concedes he's right.
* KubrickStare: Kubrick opens his verse with this, and stays that way throughout. It's Kubrick himself after all so of course he has the trademark creepy stare.
* LargeHam: Michael Bay certainly comes off in this way with his helicopter, explosions and "MOTHER FUCKING MONEY!"
* LetsGetDangerous: Michael Bay does this in his opening line, no less.
--> ''[[RageBreakingPoint That's enough! I've heard enough crap from all of you!]] [[WhosLaughingNow Why don't I come down there and show you what a real star can do!]]''
* MadArtist: Kubrick gives off this impression with his performance, with its somewhat disturbing intensity and the fact that he goes from a CreepyMonotone to extremely emotional.
* MeleeATrois: A five-way battle between celebrated film directors [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and Michael Bay]].
* MoodSwinger: Stanley Kubrick doesn't so much slowly transition from quiet to loud so much as he just changes like a light switch.
--> '''Kubrick''': [[CreepyMonotone Every single frame a painting, made exactly how I wanna make it;]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting DO ANOTHER TAKE AND GET IT RIGHT! A HUNDRED TWENTY-SEVEN TIMES!]]'''
* {{Mooning}}: Steven Spielberg emphasizes his line of "Now kiss my full moon and just bask in my greatness!" by turning around and dropping his pants to Hitchcock in a ShadowDiscretionShot.
* MotorMouth: Tarantino spits the fastest of the five rappers. The real Quentin is known for being a {{Keet}}.
* MundaneMadeAwesome: Hitchcock brags about how he became a legendary horror director by using chocolate syrups as special effects for blood.
* NeverMyFault: Kubrick claims that Spielberg ruined ''Film/AIArtificialIntelligence'', despite the fact that most of the criticisms initially directed at the movie were over things that ''Kubrick'' was responsible for including.
* NiceHat: Steven Spielberg wears a black baseball cap with [=USS CALIFORNIA 26-RED=] on it.
* NightmareFetishist: Alfred Hitchcock brags about being able to "squeeze screams from chocolate syrup."
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: Hitchcock’s the only rapper in the battle who is DeliberatelyMonochrome.
* NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer: After mocking Hitchcock for being rejected by the British Army for his obesity, Tarantino breaks the fourth wall to assure us that, yes, that really happened, and tells us to look it up on Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} if we don't believe him.
* OnlyInItForTheMoney: Michael Bay, in his own words why he does what he does:
--> ''If there's one thing I've learned, bitch, this game is about motherfucking money!''
* ThePerfectionist: Stanley Kubrick references the fact that he insisted that a particular scene in ''Film/TheShining'' had to be performed 127 times in order to get it right to his standards.
* PopCulturedBadass: Tarantino references a lot of movie trivia, from Wikipedia, to obscure Sam L. Jackson parts, to Hitchcock's own history.
* PrecisionFStrike: It's Tarantino, this is expected.
--> ''Scripts that I write ain't the... cleanest (Fuck!)''
* PungeonMaster: In a similar manner to Stephen King, Spielberg fits nine titles of his and Hitchcock's movies in his verse.
* RageBreakingPoint: It's implied that Kubrick's crack about [[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014 the Ninja Turtles movie Michael Bay produced]] was the straw that broke the camel's back.
* RedBaron:
** Hitchcock calls himself ”The Master of Suspense", [[TruthInTelevision which is his real life nickname in the industry]].
** Tarantino dubs himself the "King of Dialogue".
* ScareChord: They appear in Hitchcock’s verse to aid his suspense.
* SellOut: According to Tarantino, Spielberg’s [[Film/WarOfTheWorlds adaptation]] of ''Literature/TheWarOfTheWorlds'' makes him one, because it was the same sort of crap that Michael Bay would do.
* ScreamsLikeALittleGirl: Hitchcock did so after his aforementioned BadassBoast to illustrate how he's "The Master of Suspense".
* SeinfeldIsUnfunny: [[invoked]] Spielberg and Tarantino mentioned how Hitchcock’s films and directing style have since become outdated.
* SignatureShot:
** Spielberg starts the battle with his famous track-in camera move.
** Tarantino ends his verse with a TrunkShot.
** Michael Bay has the low angle panning as he enters the battle, complete with gratuitous explosions.
* SirSwearsALot: Tarantino is self-admitted. His scripts aren't the *#*$& cleanest.
* SmugSnake: No amount of explosions can blast that smug grin off Michael Bay’s face.
* StuffBlowingUp: Happens with Michael Bay, obviously. There are a fair few explosions in his verse, finishing with a [[NukeEm nuclear]] one. He also blows up the ERB logo at the end.
* SpecsOfAwesome: Steven Spielberg’s an A-Grade film director, and the only one in the battle who wears glasses.
* TheStoic: Hitchcock isn't bothered in the least by anything Spielberg says about him. Or anything any of the other rappers have to say.
* SuddenlyShouting: The increased volume in Kubrick’s verse comes out of nowhere.
* SummerBlockbuster: Steven Spielberg references the fact that he created them with his fourth line.
* SuckinessIsPainful: Quentin Tarantino opens his verse asking for a Tylenol and telling Hitchcock and Spielberg to stop rapping.
* SurpassedTheTeacher: According to Steven Spielberg, he began his career taking inspiration from Hitchcock, but now he's far surpassed him.
* TakeThat:
** The entirety of Bay's verse is a giant "F U!!" to the other directors and movie critics alike, since they care about winning awards, whereas he only cares about entertainment value and profit.
-->'''Bay:''' ''(proudly)'' "I give the people [[RuleOfCool what they love]], while the critics say I'm evil!"
-->"Got no time to read reviews while I'm working on the sequel!"
** Also, after taking insults from everyone else, he in turn insults... Creator/MarkWahlberg.
* ThreePointLanding: Michael Bay takes this pose after sticking the landing from his helicopter.
* TrunkShot: Tarantino’s verse ends with one, this trope being a staple of his films.
* TheUnfettered: Michael Bay doesn't give a shit if critics hate his movies. All he care about is making entertaining movies (and the [[MemeticMutation MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!]]).
* VSign: Just as he makes his remark about Wahlberg, Bay strikes a fist pump pose in the background as a giant "V" shaped explosion goes off behind him.
* WhamLine:
** ”Cut!", just as Hitchcock finished his verse.
** “That's enough! I've heard enough crap from all of you."
* WhamShot: The jump cuts during Tarantino's last verse indicates Kubrick’s impending arrival.
* WorthyOpponent: When Kubrick declares himself a genius, Hitchcock nods in approval, indicating that he sees him as this.
* YiddishAsASecondLanguage: Spielberg refers to Michael Bay as a "schlep”, a Yiddish word for an inept or stupid person.
* YouAreFat: Spielberg takes a jab at Hitchcock’s weight. So does Tarantino, and in a more [[BrutalHonesty straightforward manner]] at that.