History Recap / EdEddNEddyS3E3OnceUponAnEd

* MadeOfIron: The Eds were sent plummeting down from at least a hundred feet in the air and down to the earth with enough force to dig them through several feet of dirt and were unharmed as a result. This being Ed Edd n Eddy, it's no surprise.

* AchievementsInIgnorance: Ed's story ends up being the one that puts Johnny to sleep.

Ed's story is just as believable as Eddy's (or even Double D’s). Deep inside the trailer park, the Kanker Sisters slowly devour over-radiated mashed potatoes and then undergo a seemingly painful mutation that cracks apart their trailer like a tin can oyster. Meanwhile, Edd is blathering and yapping (which seems to show that Ed thinks Edd talks like this). The Cul-de-Sac kids start to flee as fast as they can as the earth rumbles beneath their feet. Jimmy is ultimately too weak to run anymore and is crushed beneath a giant foot as Sarah is flung away. As Ed is forced to watch his baby sister fly through the air (to Eddy’s glee no less), the Kanker Sisters return as giants. At the sight of the giantesses the brave Eds try to make it inside a house to escape. They're quickly stopped by a chicken armpit laser from Marie, turning the house into stinky soap, forcing the Eds to run away. Another beam and a house turn into deodorant (with hair on it). The Eds flee to the closest house only to find May hiding her head in it. The Eds then try to run away only for Lee to blow kisses that leave marks in the ground. In a brave effort to defend themselves, Eddy protects his friends with a garbage can lid as a shield. This is in naught as the Kankers literally put their heads together ("Ed, your story's getting weird!") and blow a powerful kiss that blows the Eds off their feet. Surrounded on all sides, Ed whips out his power! Ed begins to fly off, a loud buzzing filling the air. The Kankers give chase, wielding a flyswatter, to knock them down. Ed is eventually hit by and the terrified trio plummets to the ground. With only a mouse hole as shelter, the Eds force themselves inside as Lee pulls at the screen as if it were paper.

** In Eddy's Story, he is shown wearing nothing but a diaper & a retainer made out of tools and gets slapped in the face by Eddy, along with Sarah.

* TheCuckoolanderWasRight: All MindScrew aside, Ed was the only one of the 3 to tell Johnny how they got stuck in his wall, though the others' stories were interrupted before they could get to that point, albeit Eddy’s most likely not even leading to as much.
* DownerEnding: Thanks to Ed, Johnny has fallen asleep and now the Eds have no way out. [[FromBadToWorse To make matters worse]], the Kankers show up to reveal that they got themselves stuck in the wall in order to get the Eds.

** Eddy is rich, owns jawbreakers from all over the world, smarter than Double-D, and everybody worships the ground he walks on.
** Double-D is more assertive than he is in real life, and is able to cow his friends with a scolding.

* MatchCut: as Eddy begins to tell the story, the camera focuses on a picture of a flower over Jonny's bed. The scene then cross-dissolves to the same flower... which is then trampled by Eddy as he struts down the street.

* ShoutOut: This entire episode is one towards Film/{{Rashomon}}.

** In Eddy's Story, he is shown wearing nothing but a diaper & a retainer made out of tools and gets slapped in the face by Eddy, along with Sara.

* TheCuckoolanderWasRight: All MindScrew aside, Ed was the only one of the 3 to tell Johnny how they got stuck in his wall, though the others' stories were interrupted before they could get to that point.

* InsaneTrollLogic: Apparently, the reason that Edd couldn't add up the Jawbreakers was that he "made a mistake in the correlation between the gross revenues and the sum of the square root minus a piece of pie".

* {{Flight}}: A power Ed magically developed to evade the Kankers.
* FusionDance: Downplayed, as The Kankers just hit their heads together at once to become a mishmash of eyes and a huge pair of lips.

* MediumAwareness: Eddy is the only person in the story questioning the insanity going on around him. Particularly with this line after the Kankers shove their heads together to make one giant head.

* NotSoAboveItAll: Edd clearly shows in this story that he can be just as bossy as Eddy.

* {{Flanderization}}: PlayedForLaughs in Eddy's story. Everyone, save for Ed, is reduced to a joke. Rolf is a thin, pin-headed simpleton, Double D is a neurotic sycophant, Jimmy wears a diaper and a retainer crudely made of tools and a bent wire, Sarah has a [[NoIndoorVoice foghorn for a voice,]] Nazz wears a swimsuit, and Kevin is a monkey who rides around on a tricycle.

* TrampledUnderfoot: One of the giant Kankers do this to an unfortunate Jimmy and Sarah.

** Considering how [[SarcasmMode ''amazing'']] the scam went, Edd's bossiness wasn't without merit.

* InsaneTrollLogic: Apparently, the reason that Edd couldn't add up the Jawbreakers was because he "made a mistake in the correlation between the gross revenues and the sum of the square root minus a piece of pie".

** While Eddy hijacking his story to make fun of him was a jerk move, he did have a point that Double D was [[SoapboxSaddie going up on a soapbox]] and wasn't portraying him and Ed in a positive light.

** While Eddy hijacking his story to make fun of him was a jerk move, he did have a point that Double D was [[SoapboxSaddie soapboxing]] and wasn't portraying him and Ed in a positive light.

** While Eddy hijacking his story to make fun of him was a jerk mood, he did have a point that Double D was [[SoapboxSaddie soapboxing]] and wasn't portraying him and Ed in a positive light.

* JerkassHasAPoint: Considering how [[SarcasmMode ''amazing'']] the scam went, Edd's bossiness wasn't without merit.

* AttackOfThe50FootWhatever: The Kankers turn into giant monsters from eating "[[ILoveNuclearPower over-radiated mashed potatoes]]".

* GiantWoman: What the Kankers turn into after eating "[[ILoveNuclearPower over-radiated mashed potatoes]]".

** "It's a [[Literature/TheNeverendingStory neverending story]]!

* HowWeGotHere: How We Got Stuck In Jonny's Wall

* ATaleToldByAnIdiot: Ed's story shows his own perspective of the world, with the Kankers as giant monsters, Edd only able to speak gibberish, Eddy saying "Kankers!" a lot, and the other kids being flanderized in their brief appearance. His friends actually comment on his imagination and weirdness of his story afterwards and even ''during'' it.

* EfficientDisplacement: When the Giant Kankers blow kisses at the Eds, their lipstick marks leave huge lip-shaped holes on the sidewalk.

* ComicallyMissingThePoint: When Double D notes the implausibility of Eddy's claim to have advised him to correlate "the gross revenues with the some of the square root, minus a piece of pie"...

--> '''Eddy''': "Ed, [[{{Understatement}} your story's getting weird]]!"

* TheCuckoolanderWasRight: All MindScrew aside, Ed was the only one of the 3 to tell Johnny how they got stuck in his wall.

* SayMyName: Outside of a couple of lines, the most Eddy says throughout the story is '''''KANKERS!!''''']