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* TherapyBackfire: Diane [[IRejectYourReality completely and utterly refuses to accept]] Simon's BrutalHonesty (that Sam and her just do not work, period, just drop each other like hot potatoes before they do something truly stupid, like marrying then divorcing. Diane even decides to believe said statements are some kind of SecretTestOfCharacter about their devotion) and chases him around trying to make him change his opinion, even barging into his hotel room (at Frasier's urging). After the Nth time of this (the aforementioned barging into his hotel room), [[RageBreakingPoint Simon explodes]] (and Diane ''still'' does not gets it).
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Episode: Season 5, Episode 21\\
Title: Simon Says\\
Directed by: Creator/JamesBurrows\\
Written by: Creator/PeterCasey and Creator/DavidLee\\
Air Date: March 5, 1987\\
Previous: Dinner at Eight-ish\\
Next: The Godfather, Part III\\
Guest Starring: Creator/JohnCleese]
"Simon Says" is the twenty-first episode of the fifth season of ''Series/{{Cheers}}''.
A friend of Frasier's from school, Dr Simon Finch-Royce (played by Creator/JohnCleese), stops by Cheers on a visit to America. Dr. Finch-Royce, it turns out, is a well-known and successful marriage counselor. As an engagement gift to Sam and Diane, Frasier suggests Simon, in his capacity as a marriage counselor, give Sam and Diane a session.
Simon does, but things don't go well when Diane isn't taken with Simon's harsh assessment of their romantic future being doomed to failure, and is determined to prove him wrong.
This episode won Cleese the Emmy for Outstanding Guest Performer in a Comedy Series.
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!!Tropes:
* AllMenArePerverts: Diane's idea of talking about her history is to go back to the ''womb''. Sam? He starts off talking about baseball, but a scene transition later finds him discussing how groupies flocked to him when he was a baseball player. Simon seems quite interested in this.
* ArmorPiercingQuestion: As Diane rants about Simon saying she and Sam have nothing in common, Norm asks what they do have in common. Diane instead changes the subject.
* BatheHerAndBringHerToMe: A gag. After Frasier introduces Carla to Simon, he says "Have her scrubbed and sent to my tent."
* BriefAccentImitation: Diane tries affecting an English accent around Dr. Finch-Royce.
-->'''Sam:''' Hey, what's with this English accent? Ever since he walked in here, you've been talking like the Queen was your Aunt Betty or something.\\
'''Diane:''' Oh, tosh! What twaddle.
* BrutalHonesty: Simon's analysis of Sam and Diane: They're completely unsuited for one another and should really split up and never come near each other again.
* ButNotTooWhite: Carla says Simon would be her first Englishman, but then corrects herself, noting she did try to have sex with one, but kept losing him in the sheets.
* CharacterFilibuster: Asked to talk about herself, Diane starts giving Simon her entire life story, starting from ''the womb''. Sam manages to take a nap through it, while it seems Simon just zones out.
* TheCobblersChildrenHaveNoShoes: Sam is morbidly amused to find out that Simon the marriage counselor is on his second marriage.
* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: Frasier hoped Simon would give him a discount as a service to a friend. When Simon doesn't, Frasier points Diane back in his direction as revenge.
* DeadpanSnarker: Where Simon starts at. The events of the evening drive him to ever-increasing levels of snark.
* DramaQueen: Diane doesn't take being told the truth well.
* HiddenDisdainReveal: In a phone call to his wife Simon describes Frasier Crane as "unbearably pompous" and "worse than usual" and expresses satisfaction that he stuck Frasier with a $1500 bill. Frasier's revenge on the "limey bastard" is to let Diane know where he's staying.
* IRejectYourReality: Diane is in her own world in this one, steadfastly determined that she and Sam are destined to be together forever, refusing to listen to Dr Finch-Royce when he tells her ''repeatedly'' that she and Sam are utterly dysfunctional, and when he tells her he's ''not'' testing them, takes it as yet another test.
* JerkassHasAPoint: Dr. Finch-Royce is astoundingly blunt, but he's right that Sam and Diane's relationship is unhealthy, with no real trust between them and it'd never work. In case the four years of TheMasochismTango weren't a hint as was.
* KnowNothingKnowItAll: Cliff momentarily corners Simon at the bar and starts engaging in some CulturalPosturing about the then-recent Falklands Wars. Norm is able to save Simon by telling Cliff someone said he knows nothing about photosynthesis, and Cliff charges off to show them what's what.
* LargeHam: Dr. Simon Finch-Royce starts off pretty calm, but eventually an evening of being pestered by Diane at her nuttiest drives him to a frothing breakdown as only John Cleese can deliver. And it got him an Emmy.
* NotHelpingYourCase: While trying to plead their (or more accurately, ''her'') case to Simon, Diane takes the time to insult Sam's intelligence, not exactly disproving the doctor's analysis.
* OnlySaneMan: Sam in the later part of the episode, who gets dragged along for the ride with Diane to harass Simon and, would just as soon just leave the poor guy alone.
* OppositesAttract: Utterly blown to pieces by Simon ("Ah, the song of the ''truly'' desperate.") In his professional opinion, all opposites attract is divorce.
* SarcasmBlind: After Simon finally flips his lid and goes on an epic rant, Diane's only response is to turn to Sam and say "See?"
* ShoutOut: On seeing each other, Simon and Frasier sing out "Three Little Girls From School" from ''Theatre/TheMikado''.
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Episode: Season 5, Episode 21\\
Title: Simon Says\\
Directed by: Creator/JamesBurrows\\
Written by: Creator/PeterCasey and Creator/DavidLee\\
Air Date: March 5, 1987\\
Previous: Dinner at Eight-ish\\
Next: The Godfather, Part III\\
Guest Starring: Creator/JohnCleese]
"Simon Says" is the twenty-first episode of the fifth season of ''Series/{{Cheers}}''.
A friend of Frasier's from school, Dr Simon Finch-Royce (played by Creator/JohnCleese), stops by Cheers on a visit to America. Dr. Finch-Royce, it turns out, is a well-known and successful marriage counselor. As an engagement gift to Sam and Diane, Frasier suggests Simon, in his capacity as a marriage counselor, give Sam and Diane a session.
Simon does, but things don't go well when Diane isn't taken with Simon's harsh assessment of their romantic future being doomed to failure, and is determined to prove him wrong.
This episode won Cleese the Emmy for Outstanding Guest Performer in a Comedy Series.
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!!Tropes:
* AllMenArePerverts: Diane's idea of talking about her history is to go back to the ''womb''. Sam? He starts off talking about baseball, but a scene transition later finds him discussing how groupies flocked to him when he was a baseball player. Simon seems quite interested in this.
* ArmorPiercingQuestion: As Diane rants about Simon saying she and Sam have nothing in common, Norm asks what they do have in common. Diane instead changes the subject.
* BatheHerAndBringHerToMe: A gag. After Frasier introduces Carla to Simon, he says "Have her scrubbed and sent to my tent."
* BriefAccentImitation: Diane tries affecting an English accent around Dr. Finch-Royce.
-->'''Sam:''' Hey, what's with this English accent? Ever since he walked in here, you've been talking like the Queen was your Aunt Betty or something.\\
'''Diane:''' Oh, tosh! What twaddle.
* BrutalHonesty: Simon's analysis of Sam and Diane: They're completely unsuited for one another and should really split up and never come near each other again.
* ButNotTooWhite: Carla says Simon would be her first Englishman, but then corrects herself, noting she did try to have sex with one, but kept losing him in the sheets.
* CharacterFilibuster: Asked to talk about herself, Diane starts giving Simon her entire life story, starting from ''the womb''. Sam manages to take a nap through it, while it seems Simon just zones out.
* TheCobblersChildrenHaveNoShoes: Sam is morbidly amused to find out that Simon the marriage counselor is on his second marriage.
* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: Frasier hoped Simon would give him a discount as a service to a friend. When Simon doesn't, Frasier points Diane back in his direction as revenge.
* DeadpanSnarker: Where Simon starts at. The events of the evening drive him to ever-increasing levels of snark.
* DramaQueen: Diane doesn't take being told the truth well.
* HiddenDisdainReveal: In a phone call to his wife Simon describes Frasier Crane as "unbearably pompous" and "worse than usual" and expresses satisfaction that he stuck Frasier with a $1500 bill. Frasier's revenge on the "limey bastard" is to let Diane know where he's staying.
* IRejectYourReality: Diane is in her own world in this one, steadfastly determined that she and Sam are destined to be together forever, refusing to listen to Dr Finch-Royce when he tells her ''repeatedly'' that she and Sam are utterly dysfunctional, and when he tells her he's ''not'' testing them, takes it as yet another test.
* JerkassHasAPoint: Dr. Finch-Royce is astoundingly blunt, but he's right that Sam and Diane's relationship is unhealthy, with no real trust between them and it'd never work. In case the four years of TheMasochismTango weren't a hint as was.
* KnowNothingKnowItAll: Cliff momentarily corners Simon at the bar and starts engaging in some CulturalPosturing about the then-recent Falklands Wars. Norm is able to save Simon by telling Cliff someone said he knows nothing about photosynthesis, and Cliff charges off to show them what's what.
* LargeHam: Dr. Simon Finch-Royce starts off pretty calm, but eventually an evening of being pestered by Diane at her nuttiest drives him to a frothing breakdown as only John Cleese can deliver. And it got him an Emmy.
* NotHelpingYourCase: While trying to plead their (or more accurately, ''her'') case to Simon, Diane takes the time to insult Sam's intelligence, not exactly disproving the doctor's analysis.
* OnlySaneMan: Sam in the later part of the episode, who gets dragged along for the ride with Diane to harass Simon and, would just as soon just leave the poor guy alone.
* OppositesAttract: Utterly blown to pieces by Simon ("Ah, the song of the ''truly'' desperate.") In his professional opinion, all opposites attract is divorce.
* SarcasmBlind: After Simon finally flips his lid and goes on an epic rant, Diane's only response is to turn to Sam and say "See?"
* ShoutOut: On seeing each other, Simon and Frasier sing out "Three Little Girls From School" from ''Theatre/TheMikado''.
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