History Recap / CelebrityDeathmatch

* Music/FiftyCent vs. Music/TheGameRapper[[labelnote:Who won?]]50 Cent, after he uses the nine bullets from inside his body to shoot The Game.[[/labelnote]]

* [[Music/GunsNRoses Axl Rose vs.]] {{Music/Slash}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Slash, after he cuts Axl into paper dolls.[[/labelnote]]

* Music/FiftyCent vs. Music/TheGame[[labelnote:Who won?]]50 Cent, after he uses the nine bullets from inside his body to shoot The Game.[[/labelnote]]

* [[Series/TheLateLateShow Craig Kilborn]] vs. Creator/TomGreen[[labelnote:Who won?]]Tom Green, after he shoves a megaphone in Craig's mouth and screams through the back of his head.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/JenniferLoveHewitt and Creator/ScottWolf vs. Creator/ReeseWitherspoon and Creator/RyanPhillippe[[labelnote:Who won?]]Scott Wolf, after Ryan Phillippe gets launched into a disco ball that was hanging above the ring, Reese Witherspoon gets sliced by the ropes, and Betty-Sue Olsen (the third Olsen twin) tears a rotisserie chicken out of Jennifer Love Hewitt's chest.[[/labelnote]]

* [[Series/AllInTheFamily Carroll O'Conner]] [[Series/AllInTheFamily vs.]] Creator/ShermanHemsley[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither, after they both fall down a set of stairs.[[/labelnote]]

* [[Series/DiffrentStrokes Gary Coleman]] vs. Creator/RickSchroder[[labelnote:Who won?]]Gary Coleman, after he kicks Rick's limbs off, then jumps on his body, sending his head flying off.[[/labelnote]]

* [[Literature/BookOfExodus Moses]] vs. UsefulNotes/RamsesII[[labelnote:Who won?]]Creator/HarrisonFord, after Ramses II impales Moses on a pyramid and Harrison bashes him out of the ring.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/SachaBaronCohen vs. Creator/JamieKennedy[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jamie Kennedy, after he sliced open Sacha's stomach and spilled his guts out.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/DavidHasselhoff vs. John Tesh[[labelnote:Who won?]]David Hasselhoff, after [[Series/KnightRider KITT]] drives itself into the ring and crushes John Tesh.[[/labelnote]]

* Geraldo Rivera vs. Creator/LarryKing[[labelnote:Who won?]]Geraldo Rivera, after crushing Larry under a desk.[[/labelnote]]

* UsefulNotes/TedKennedy vs. Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin, [[WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch Johnny Gomez, and Nick Diamond]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Nobody, after Johnny, Nick, and Stone Cold convince Ted to come down from his wrath.[[/labelnote]]

* David Blaine vs. David Copperfield[[labelnote:Who won?]]David Copperfield, after he knocked David Blaine into a piranha tank, where he was eaten alive.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/RosieO'Donnell vs. Creator/OprahWinfrey[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither combatant, after Series/JerrySpringer enters the ring and challenges Rosie and Oprah to a fight, which later takes place in "Nick In A Coma".[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/RosieO'Donnell vs. Creator/OprahWinfrey vs. Series/JerrySpringer[[labelnote:Who won?]]Oprah Winfrey, after she and Rosie split Jerry in half like a wishbone, then dices Rosie to pieces by shoving her through the Dome of Devastation.[[/labelnote]]

* [[UsefulNotes/MicrosoftWindows Bill Gates]] vs. [[Film/LordOfTheDance(1997) Michael Flatley]] [[labelnote:Who won?]]A robot version of Michael Flatley built by Bill Gates. Bill built the robot to slam Michael against the ring unti he broke into pieces, until the robot turned against Bill and did the same to him.[[/labelnote]]

* [[{{Series/Jackass}} Bam]] [[Series/VivaLaBam Margera]] vs. [[VideoGame/TonyHawksProSkater Tony Hawk]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Bam Margera and [[Series/VivaLaBam Don Vito]], after Vito entered the ring and swallowed Tony whole.[[/labelnote]]
* [[{{Series/Jackass}} Bam]] [[Series/VivaLaBam Margera vs. Don Vito]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Bam Margera, after he stuck illegal fireworks in Vito's mouth and blew him up.[[/labelnote]]

* [[{{Series/Jackass}} Jason "Wee Man" Acuña]] vs. Creator/VerneTroyer[[labelnote:Who won?]]Wee Man, after him and Creator/JohnnyKnoxville twisted Verne until his guts spilled out.[[/labelnote]]

* [[Series/TheAndyMilonakisShow Andy Milonakis]] vs. [[{{Series/Jackass}} Steve-]][[{{Series/Wildboyz}} O]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Andy Milonakis, who eats Steve-O alive after he dresses like a Twinkie.[[/labelnote]]

* Bow Wow vs. [[Series/Romeo Romeo Miller]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Bow Wow, after he chews off Romeo's genitals and he bleeds to death.[[/labelnote]]

* [[{{Series/Jackass}} Chris]] [[{{Series/Wildboyz}} Pontius]] vs. Mark Zupan[[labelnote:Who won?]]Mark Zupan, after he cuts Chris to pieces using his modified wheelchair.[[/labelnote]]

* Rosie O'Donnell vs. Creator/OprahWinfrey[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither combatant, after Series/JerrySpringer enters the ring and challenges Rosie and Oprah to a fight, which later takes place in "Nick In A Coma".[[/labelnote]]

* Rosie O'Donnell vs. Creator/OprahWinfrey vs. Series/JerrySpringer[[labelnote:Who won?]]Oprah Winfrey, after she and Rosie split Jerry in half like a wishbone, then dices Rosie to pieces by shoving her through the Dome of Devastation.[[/labelnote]]

* [[UsefulNotes/MicrosoftWindows Bill Gates]] vs. Michael Flatley [[labelnote:Who won?]]A robot version of Michael Flatley built by Bill Gates. Bill built the robot to slam Michael against the ring unti he broke into pieces, until the robot turned against Bill and did the same to him.[[/labelnote]]

* Carmen Electra vs. Creator/JennyMcCarthy[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jenny [=McCarthy=], after launching Howard Stern into Carmen like a missile, sending them flying into a brick wall where Carmen is crushed by Howard.[[/labelnote]]

* UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan vs. Dennis Rodman[[labelnote:Who won?]]Michael Jordan, after shoving a basketball in Dennis' mouth and slam dunking him into a trash can.[[/labelnote]]

* Sandra Bernhard vs. Martha Stewart[[labelnote:Who won?]]Martha Stewart, after she sccops out Sandra's innards.[[/labelnote]]

* Andre Agassi vs. Tiger Woods[[labelnote:Who won?]]Andre Agassi, after he shoots tennis balls into Tiger's ass until he explodes.[[/labelnote]]

* Series/JudgeJudy vs. Susan Lucci[[labelnote:Who won?]]Mills Lane, after Judy crushes Susan's brain with a Bible and Mills electrocutes Judy with a lamp.[[/labelnote]]

* {{Series/Survivor}} seasons one and two battle royale[[labelnote:Who won?]]Tina Wesson, after a long battle, she defeated Richard Hatch by throwing him out of the ring by his dick, where he slammed into a wall and died.[[/labelnote]]

* William Hung vs. Music/RickyMartin[[labelnote:Who won?]]William Hung, after he tears out Ricky's eyes and gives him various cuts.[[/labelnote]]

* [[{{Series/Jackass}} Jason "Wee Man" Acuña]] vs. Verne Troyer[[labelnote:Who won?]]Wee Man, after him and Creator/JohnnyKnoxville twisted Verne until his guts spilled out.[[/labelnote]]

* Bow Wow vs. Romeo Miller[[labelnote:Who won?]]Bow Wow, after he chews off Romeo's genitals and he bleeds to death.[[/labelnote]]

* [[Series/DonnyAndMarie Donny and Marie Osmond]] vs. [[Creator/EricRoberts Eric]] and Creator/JuliaRoberts[[labelnote:Who won?]]Eric and Julia Roberts, after Donny and Marie chomp each other's heads off.[[/labelnote]]

* UsefulNotes/DaleEarnhardt vs. Jeff Gordon[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dale Earnhardt, after he grinds Jeff into dust under his tire.[[/labelnote]]

14. Assamania I

14. Rockstarmagedon

* [[Series/TheLateLateShow Craig Kilborn]] vs. Creator/Tom Green[[labelnote:Who won?]]Tom Green, after he shoves a megaphone in Craig's mouth and screams through the back of his head.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/EllenDeGeneres vs. Dr. Laura Schlessinger[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ellen DeGeneres, after she beats Laura relentlessly until her brain falls out.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/ChrisFarley [[Series/SaturdayNightLive vs. Horatio Sanz]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Chris Farley, after he tears Horatio's guts out through his mouth.[[/labelnote]]

* Carson Daly vs. Creator/JimmyKimmel[[labelnote:Who won?]]Carson Daly, after he whacks Jimmy's head off with Jimmy's detatched leg.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/ChrisFarley [[vs. Series/SaturdayNightLive Horatio Sanz]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Chris Farley, after he tears Horatio's guts out through his mouth.[[/labelnote]]

* [[Series/TheRealWorld Jacinda Barrett vs. Jon Brannon vs. David "Puck" Rainey vs. Tami Roman]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Jon Brannon, Jacinda got beaten to death, Tami got her head crushed by Puck's bicycle, and Puck flew into a fish tank, where his head was attacked by piranhas.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/JenniferAniston vs. Creator/CourteneyCox vs. Creator/LisaKudrow[[labelnote:Who won?]]Creator/MatthewPerry, after he launches Creator/DavidSchwimmer from a reclining chair into the sitcom set that was built in the ring, causing it to fall and crush each combatant.[[/labelnote]]

* [[Series/TheLateLateShow Craig Kilborn]] vs. [[Series/TheTomGreenShow Tom Green]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Tom Green, after he shoves a megaphone in Craig's mouth and screams through the back of his head.[[/labelnote]]

* Anthony Edwards vs. Creator/EriqLaSalle vs. Creator/NoahWyle[[labelnote:Who won?]]Anthony Edwards, after Eriq screams in Noah's stethoscope, causing his head to explode, and Anthony injects Eriq with malaria.[[/labelnote]]

* Ted Kennedy vs. Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin, [[WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch Johnny Gomez, and Nick Diamond]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Nobody, after Johnny, Nick, and Stone Cold convince Ted to come down from his wrath.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/PamelaAnderson vs. Heather Locklear[[labelnote:Who won?]]Heather Locklear, after Pamela's enhanced breasts malfunction and explode.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/DavidArquette vs. Paul Reiser[[labelnote:Who won?]]David Arquette, after he puts a cell phone in Paul's brain and calls it, causing the radiation to explode Paul's head.[[/labelnote]]

* Zombie [[WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch Stacey Cornbred]] vs. [[Series/TheView Debbie Matenopoulos]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Debbie Matenopoilos, after she crushes Stacey in the crack of a door.[[/labelnote]]

* [[Series/AllInTheFamily Carroll O'Conner]] vs. Creator/ShermanHemsley[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither, after they both fall down a set of stairs.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/DanaCarvey vs. Creator/MikeMyers[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dana Carvey, after he shoves Mike's pinky through his own skull.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/HarrisonFord vs. Creator/SamuelLJackson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Harrison Ford, after he cuts Samuel into a birdhouse.[[/labelnote]]

* Corey Feldman vs. Creator/CoreyHaim[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither, after both Coreys, as well as [[{{Creator/TheWeinsteinCompany}} Harvey Weinstein]], were impaled by the giant pole Harvey was sitting on.[[/labelnote]]

* Kobe Bryant vs. Shaquille O'Neal[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kobe Bryant, after he ripped various body parts out/off of Shaq and used them as makeshift basketballs.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/BillMurray vs. Creator/ChrisKattan[[labelnote:Who won?]]Bill Murray, after he folded Chris like a [[{{Film/Kingpin}} bowling ball]] and rolled him into the turnbuckle, causing him to break into pieces.[[/labelnote]]

* Kobe Bryant vs. Shaquille O'Neal[[labelnote:Who won?]]Shaquille O'Neal, after he grabbed Kobe and ripped his head off.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/ChrisFarley vs. [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Horatio Sanz]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Chris Farley, after he tears Horatio's guts out through his mouth.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/AdamWest vs. Creator/ChristianBale[[labelnote:Who won?]]Adam West, after Christian flings Adam in to the light rigging and Christian is crushed by a giant spotlight.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/AdrianGrenier vs. Creator/JeremyPiven[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jeremy Piven, after he breaks Adrian in half in a bear hug.[[/labelnote]]

* Music/JessicaSimpson vs. Nick Lachey[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jessica Simpson, after Nick pulls the pin out of a grenade, yet forgets to throw it, blowing himself up.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/FiftyCent vs. The Game[[labelnote:Who won?]]50 Cent, after he uses the nine bullets from inside his body to shoot The Game.[[/labelnote]]

21. Nick's Little Friend

* Creator/MelGibson vs. Paul Hogan[[labelnote:Who won?]]Mel Gibson, after impaling him with a spear and cooking him on a grill.[[/labelnote]]

* Jerry and Creator/BenStiller vs. [[Music/BobDylan Bob]] and [[Music/TheWallflowers Jakob Dylan]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Jerry Stiller, after he screams in Jakob's ear and destroys his brain, Ben gets electrocuted by Bob's electric suit, and Bob gets Johnny Gomez's brother-in-law pushed onto him, which blows them both apart.[[/labelnote]]

* Gary Coleman vs. Creator/RickSchroder[[labelnote:Who won?]]Gary Coleman, after he kicks Rick's limbs off, then jumps on his body, sending his head flying off.[[/labelnote]]

* Moses vs. UsefulNotes/RamsesII[[labelnote:Who won?]]Creator/HarrisonFord, after Ramses II impales Moses on a pyramid and Harrison bashes him out of the ring.[[/labelnote]]
* Geraldo Rivera vs. Larry King[[labelnote:Who won?]]Geraldo Rivera, after crushing Larry under a desk.[[/labelnote]]

* Kathie Lee Gifford vs. Creator/HowardStern[[labelnote:Who won?]]Howard Stern, after [[{{Fartilary}} melting Kathie Lee with his own fart fumes]].[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/PamelaAnderson vs. Creator/RuPaul[[labelnote:Who won?]]Pamela Anderson, after using [=RuPaul's=] own leg to impale him through the eye.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/TimAllen vs. Creator/JerrySeinfeld[[labelnote:Who won?]]Tim Allen, after Creator/JasonAlexander, Creator/JuliaLouisDreyfus, and Creator/MichaelRichads get in the ring and ambush Jerry for ending {{Series/Seinfeld}}.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/CindyCrawford vs. Creator/JaneaneGarofalo[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither combatant, after Cindy throws Janeane at the ropes, sending hef lying back at Cindy and koncking each other out.[[/labelnote]]

* Music/FionaApple vs. [[Music/BluesTraveler John Popper]][[labelnote:Who won?]]John Popper, after rolling over Fiona anf flattening her.[[/labelnote]]

* Music/GarthBrooks vs. Music/MarilynManson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Marilyn Manson, after scalping Garth with his ownn guitar.[[/labelnote]]

* Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin vs. Wrestling/VinceMcMahon[[labelnote:Who won?]]Stone Cold Steve Austin, after beating Vince to pieces with a tombstone.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/JenniferAniston vs. Creator/CourteneyCox vs. Creator/LisaKudrow[[labelnote:Who won?]]Creator/MatthewPerry, after he launches Creator/DavidSchwimmer from a reclining chair into the sitcom set that was built in the ring, causing it to fall and crush each combatants.[[/labelnote]]

* Jesse Camp vs. Matt Pinfield[[labelnote:Who won?]]Matt Pinfield, after Mills Lane stomps on his head.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/JamesVanDerBeek vs. UsefulNotes/SaddamHussein[[labelnote:Who won?]]James Van Der Beek, after wrapping him in the American flag and beat him to death with the flagpole.[[/labelnote]]

* Film/TheThreeStooges vs. The Three Tenors[[labelnote:Who won?]]The Three Stooges, after Curly rips off Luciano's face and head-butts Jose so hard his face caves in.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/HughGrant vs. All Comers (Creator/ClintEastwood, Creator/HarveyKeitel, and Creator/AndyDick)[[labelnote:Who won?]]Andy Dick, after Hugh jumps onto Clint, crushing him, he launches Harvey into a brick wall, crushing him, and Andy tears out Hugh's heart, wher it's revealed Hugh has been a robot the whole fight.[[/labelnote]]

* {{Music/Kiss}} vs. Music/NSync[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kiss, after Music/GeneSimmons falls and crushes Chris Kirkpatrick.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/OJSimpson vs. Joe Namath[[labelnote:Who won?]]OJ Simpson, after he punts Joe into the air, where he gets impaled on a goalpost.[[/labelnote]]

* [[{{Series/Today}} Bryant Gumbel vs. Katie Couric]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Katie Couric, after she and Willard Scott throw him into a window and slice him to pieces.[[/labelnote]]

* Music/RageAgainstTheMachine vs. [[KillerRobot The Machine]][[labelnote:Who won?]]The Machine, after slicing up Bard Wilk and Tim Commerford, then crushing Zack de la Rocha and Music/TomMorello.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/EllenDeGeneres vs. Dr. Laura Schlessinger[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ellen DeGeneres, after she beats Laura relentlessly until her brain fell out.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/LindaHamilton vs. Creator/SigourneyWeaver[[labelnote:Who won?]]Linda Hamilton, after she throws Sigourney out of the ring and impales her on a [[Film/Alien chestburster]] action figure.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/GeorgeClooney vs. Creator/MarkWahlberg[[labelnote:Who won?]]Paul Newman and Robert Redford, after they jumped off the catwalk and crushed them.[[/labelnote]]

* Corey Feldman vs. Creator/CoreyHaim[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither, after both Coreys, as well as Creator/HarveyWeinstein, were impaled by the giant pole Harvey was sitting on.[[/labelnote]]

* Kobe Bryant vs. Shaquille O'Neal[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kobe Bryant, after he ripped various body parts out/off of him and used them as makeshift basketballs.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/JKRowling vs. Creator/StephenKing[[labelnote:Who won?]]Stephen King, after JK used the power of [[Literature/HarryPotter Lord Voldemort]] to strike Stephen with lightning. However, the lightning bolt redirected Stephen's soul into his robotic leg, which then seperated itself from Stephen's body to kick JK's head off.[[/labelnote]]

* Music/ChuckBerry vs. Music/JamesBrown[[labelnote:Who won?]]Chuck Berry, after James fired a laser at Chuck, but Chuck blocked with his diamond ring, causing the laser beam to ricochet and strike an overhead light, causing it to fall and crush James.[[/labelnote]]

* {{Music/Beyonce}} vs. Music/MissyElliott[[labelnote:Who won?]]Beyonce, after Missy was stung by a box of bees.[[/labelnote]]

* Music/GeorgeHarrison vs. Music/JohnLennon vs. Music/PaulMcCartney vs. Music/RingoStarr[[labelnote:Who won?]]John and Paul, after Paul crushed Ringo's head with a [[Music/AbbeyRoad silver hammer]] and the two winning Beatles ambushed George.[[/labelnote]]

* {{Music/Beck}} vs. {{Music/Bjork}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Music/JohannSebastianBach, after he cut Bjork in half with a plow and then punched Beck's head off.[[/labelnote]]

* Anna Kournikova vs. Creator/ElizabethHurley[[labelnote:Who won?]]Anna Kournikova, after she pulled ELizabeth through a grate, cutting her in half.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/BillMurray vs. Creator/ChrisKattan[[labelnote:Who won?]]Bill Murray, after he folded Chris like a [[Film/Kingpin bowling ball]] and rolled him into the turnbuckle, causing him to break into pieces.[[/labelnote]]

* Music/MandyMoore vs. {{Music/Pink}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Pink, after she stabbed her with a sharpened lollipop in the brain and then blew her brains out.[[/labelnote]]

* Music/JimiHendrix vs. Music/LennyKravitz[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jimi Hendrix, sfter he vomited in Lenny's mouth and the vomit got stuck in his throat. Jimi then clotheslined Lenny and his neck exploded.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/OwenWilson vs. Creator/VinceVaughn[[labelnote:Who won?]]Owen Wilson, who literally punctures Vince's ego with his finger, deflating Vince.[[/labelnote]]

* [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Bigfoot]] vs. [[StockNessMonster The Loch Ness Monster]][[labelnote:Who won?]]The Loch Ness Monster, after slicing Bigfoot in half with her tail six seconds after the match starts.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/DavidLetterman vs. Creator/JayLeno[[labelnote:Who won?]]Nobody, the Loch Ness Monster enters the arena and tries to enter the ring, but gets electrocuted by the electric fence surrounding the ring and explodes, crushing David and Jay with the Loch Ness Monster's corpse.[[/labelnote]]

* Carmen Electra vs. Creator/JennyMcCarthy[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jenny McCarthy, after launching Howard Stern into Carmen like a missile, sending them flying into a brick wall where Carmen is crushed by Howard.[[/labelnote]]

[[folder:Pilots]]

* UsefulNotes/CharlesManson vs. Music/MarilynManson

* Kathie Lee Gifford vs. Creator/HowardStern
* Creator/PamelaAnderson vs. Creator/RuPaul
* Music/SpiceGirls vs. {{Music/Hanson}}

[[folder:Season One]]

* UsefulNotes/HillaryRodhamClinton vs. Monica Lewinsky
* Music/MariahCarey vs. Creator/JimCarrey
* Creator/TimAllen vs. Creator/JerrySeinfeld

* Rosie O'Donnell vs. Creator/OprahWinfrey
* [[{{Music/Oasis}} Liam Gallagher vs. Noel Gallagher]]
* Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger vs. Creator/SylvesterStallone

* [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Bigfoot]] vs. [[StockNessMonster The Loch Ness Monster]]
* Music/MickJagger vs. [[{{Music/Aerosmith}} Steven Tyler]]
* Creator/DavidLetterman vs. Creator/JayLeno

* Creator/RogerEbert vs. Creator/GeneSiskel
* Music/DeanMartin vs. Creator/JerryLewis
* Creator/SpikeLee vs. Creator/QuentinTarantino

* Creator/CindyCrawford vs. Creator/JaneaneGarofalo
* Music/ElvisPresley vs. [[Music/TheGratefulDead Jerry Garcia]]
* Rosie O'Donnell vs. Creator/OprahWinfrey vs. Series/JerrySpringer

* Music/FionaApple vs. [[Music/BluesTraveler John Popper]]
* Creator/ChristopherWalken vs. Creator/GaryOldman
* Music/GarthBrooks vs. Music/MarilynManson

* Music/ArethaFranklin vs. Music/BarbraStreisand
* [[UsefulNotes/MicrosoftWindows Bill Gates]] vs. Michael Flatley
* Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio vs. Creator/JackNicholson

* Music/SeanCombs vs. [[Music/NineInchNails Trent Reznor]]
* Creator/DavidHasselhoff vs. John Tesh
* Creator/BruceWillis and Creator/DemiMoore vs. Creator/TomCruise and Creator/NicoleKidman

* Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin vs. Wrestling/VinceMcMahon
* Creator/AdamSandler vs. Creator/ChrisRock
* Carmen Electra vs. Creator/JennyMcCarthy

* Creator/DavidSpade vs. Creator/StevenSeagal
* [[UsefulNotes/TheBritishRoyalFamily Prince Charles]] vs. {{Music/Prince}}
* UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan vs. Dennis Rodman

* Music/CelineDion vs. [[Music/TheProdigy Keith Flint]]
* [[AmusingAlien Zatar the Alien]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch Nick Diamond]]
* Creator/DavidDuchovny [[Series/TheXFiles and]] Creator/GillianAnderson vs. Creator/TommyLeeJones [[Film/MenInBlack and]] Creator/WillSmith

* Creator/RoseanneBarr vs. Creator/KelseyGrammer
* {{Music/Brandy}} vs. Music/CourtneyLove
* Creator/JackieChan vs. Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme

[[folder:Season Two]]

* Music/DollyParton vs. Music/JenniferLopez
* Music/MichaelJackson vs. {{Music/Madonna}}
* Evander Holyfield vs. Creator/MikeTyson

* Music/IceCube vs. Music/IceT
* Creator/AlPacino vs. Creator/RobertDeNiro
* Music/BackstreetBoys vs. Music/BeastieBoys

* Creator/CalistaFlockhart vs. Creator/LucyLawless
* [[Music/CultureClub Boy George]] vs. Creator/DonJohnson
* Creator/PennAndTeller vs. Siegfried & Roy

3. The Time Machine
* Creator/JenniferAniston vs. Creator/CourteneyCox vs. Creator/LisaKudrow
* Creator/SeanConnery vs. Creator/RogerMoore
* UsefulNotes/MahatmaGandhi vs. UsefulNotes/GenghisKhan

4. The Unknown Murderer
* Moses vs. UsefulNotes/RamsesII
* Geraldo Rivera vs. Larry King
* Creator/NeveCampbell vs. Creator/SarahMichelleGellar

5. Celebrity Deathmatch International
* Creator/MelGibson vs. Paul Hogan
* Creator/AntonioBanderas vs. [[Creator/CheechAndChong Cheech Marin]]
* [[{{Music/U2}} Bono]] vs. Fabio vs. Music/YokoOno

6. The End of the Real World
* Creator/TyraBanks vs. Claudia Schiffer vs. Kate Moss
* Music/BustaRhymes vs. Creator/WilliamShakespeare
* [[Series/TheRealWorld Jacinda Barrett vs. Jon Brannon vs. David "Puck" Rainey vs. Tami Roman]]

7. Celebrity Deathmatch The Motion Picture
* Creator/MartinScorsese vs. Creator/OliverStone
* [[Creator/MarxBrothers Groucho Marx]] vs. Creator/JohnWayne
* Creator/CameronDiaz vs. Creator/MerylStreep

8. Cable Day
* Emeril Lagasse vs. Two Fat Ladies
* Jesse Camp vs. Matt Pinfield
* Creator/AlexTrebek vs. [[Series/WheelOfFortune Pat Sajak]]

9. 4th Of July Celebration
* UsefulNotes/BillClinton vs. Kenneth Starr
* Creator/JamesVanDerBeek vs. UsefulNotes/SaddamHussein
* UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln vs. UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington

10. Family Night I
* Creator/CharlieSheen vs. Creator/EmilioEstevez
* [[Series/DonnyAndMarie Donny and Marie Osmond]] vs. [[Creator/EricRoberts Eric]] and Creator/JuliaRoberts
* Jerry and Creator/BenStiller vs. [[Music/BobDylan Bob]] and [[Music/TheWallflowers Jakob Dylan]]

11. Censoring Problems
* Ron Jeremy vs. [[Music/MotleyCrue Tommy Lee]]
* Music/AlanisMorissette vs. {{Music/Jewel}}
* Film/TheThreeStooges vs. The Three Tenors

12. Salute To Laughter
* Carrot Top vs. Creator/DennisMiller
* Creator/RodneyDangerfield vs. Creator/DonRickles
* Creator/BillyCrystal vs. Creator/WhoopiGoldberg vs. Creator/RobinWilliams

13. The Laser Pointer
* Music/EltonJohn vs. Music/OzzyOsbourne
* Sandra Bernhard vs. Martha Stewart
* Creator/TomHanks vs. Creator/SeanPenn

14. Robot Nicky
* Gary Coleman vs. Creator/RickSchroder
* Music/LaurynHill vs. Music/ShaniaTwain
* Creator/HughGrant vs. All Comers (Creator/ClintEastwood, Creator/HarveyKeitel, and Creator/AndyDick)

15. The Prophecy
* Creator/DennisFranz vs. Creator/SammoHung
* Creator/ChrisTucker vs. Creator/StevenWright
* Creator/GwynethPaltrow vs. Creator/WinonaRyder

16. In The Memory Of Stacey Cornbred
* Creator/BetteMidler vs. {{Music/Cher}}
* Creator/RobertoBenigni vs. UsefulNotes/BenitoMussolini
* Creator/NicolasCage vs. Creator/JohnTravolta

* FrankensteinsMonster vs. TheWolfMan
* Wrestling/TheUndertaker vs. [[DemonicPossession Captain Doody]]
* {{Music/Kiss}} vs. Music/NSync

18. In The Memory Of Stacey Cornbred
* Billy Blanks vs. Richard Simmons
* Don King vs. UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump
* Creator/BradPitt vs. Creator/KeanuReeves

19. Fandemonium II
* Creator/BenAffleck vs. Creator/MattDamon
* Music/OzzyOsbourne vs. Music/RobZombie
* Music/MarilynManson vs. Music/RickyMartin

[[folder:Season Three]]

* Andre Agassi vs. Tiger Woods
* Creator/OJSimpson vs. Joe Namath
* Mark [=McGwire=] vs. Sammy Sosa

* Music/ChristinaAguilera vs. Music/BritneySpears
* [[Music/RedHotChiliPeppers Flea]] vs. Kenny G
* Anthony Edwards vs. Creator/EriqLaSalle vs. Creator/NoahWyle

* [[{{Series/Today}} Bryant Gumbel vs. Katie Couric]]
* Series/JudgeJudy vs. Susan Lucci
* [[Series/TheLateLateShow Craig Kilborn]] vs. [[Series/TheTomGreenShow Tom Green]]

* Larry Flynt vs. [[{{Magazine/Playboy}} Hugh Hefner]]
* [[{{Mutants}} Cousin Grimm vs. Pierce McCrack]]
* {{Music/Eminem}} vs. Music/KidRock

* Creator/KevinCostner vs. Creator/KevinSmith
* Creator/KathyBates vs. Creator/SharonStone
* Creator/AlfredHitchcock vs. Creator/StevenSpielberg

* Ted Kennedy vs. Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin, [[WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch Johnny Gomez, and Nick Diamond]]

* Creator/AlyssaMilano vs. Creator/MelissaJoanHart
* [[Creator/MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen Mary-Kate Olsen vs. Ashley Olsen]]
* Creator/JenniferLoveHewitt and Creator/ScottWolf vs. Creator/ReeseWitherspoon and Creator/RyanPhillippe

* Creator/PamelaAnderson vs. Heather Locklear
* [[Music/GunsNRoses Axl Rose]] vs. {{Music/Slash}}
* UsefulNotes/DaleEarnhardt vs. Jeff Gordon

* [[{{Series/Greed}} Chuck]] [[{{Series/Scrabble}} Woolery]] vs. [[Series/WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire Regis Philbin]]
* UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte vs. Creator/JoePesci
* Creator/KevinBacon vs. All Comers (Creator/MegRyan, Creator/MartinLawrence and Wrestling/JesseVentura)

* [[WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch Nick Diamond]] vs. [[FaunsAndSatyrs The Satyr]]
* Franchise/SherlockHolmes vs. UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper
* Creator/JoanRivers vs. Melissa Rivers

* Music/RageAgainstTheMachine vs. [[KillerRobot The Machine]]
* UsefulNotes/AlGore vs. Music/WeirdAlYankovic
* Creator/JohnCusack vs. Creator/JohnMalkovich

* [[{{Mutants}} Beni Trauma vs. Potato Khan]]
* Creator/ErnestHemingway vs. Wrestling/MickFoley
* [[Music/LimpBizkit Fred Durst]] vs. [[{{Music/Metallica}} James Hetfield]]

* Music/BruceSpringsteen vs. Creator/JamesGandolfini
* Creator/DrewBarrymore vs. Creator/FarrahFawcett
* Creator/ChristianSlater vs. Creator/RobertDowneyJr

* Creator/EddieMurphy vs. Creator/NickNolte
* Creator/MacaulayCulkin vs. Creator/HaleyJoelOsment
* Music/DaveGrohl and [[Music/TheSmashingPumpkins Billy Corgan]] vs. Music/CourtneyLove

* Creator/DavidArquette vs. Paul Reiser
* Creator/MichaelDouglas vs. Creator/MartinSheen
* {{Music/TLC}} vs. Music/DixieChicks

15. Halloween episode II
* Creator/BrendanFraser vs. The {{Mummy}}
* Creator/SarahMichelleGellar vs. The [[ReligiousVampire Vampire]]
* Zombie [[WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch Stacey Cornbred]] vs. [[Series/TheView Debbie Matenopoulos]]

16. A Night of Vomit
* Creator/BurtReynolds vs. Creator/WilliamShatner
* Creator/EllenDeGeneres vs. Dr. Laura Schlessinger
* UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush vs. Gavin Rossdale

17. Suddenly Diamond
* Music/DianaRoss vs. Music/WhitneyHouston
* Creator/AnthonyHopkins vs. Creator/JodieFoster
* Creator/CharltonHeston vs. Creator/RussellCrowe

18. Family Night II
* Creator/AshleyJudd vs. Music/WynonnaJudd
* [[Series/AllInTheFamily Carroll O'Conner]] vs. Creator/ShermanHemsley
* [[Creator/AlecBaldwin Alec]] and Creator/DanielBaldwin vs. [[Creator/TheWayansFamily Damon and Keenan Ivory Wayans]]

19. Nick's Little Friend
* Music/PhilCollins vs. {{Music/Sting}}
* Creator/WarrenBeatty and Creator/AnnetteBening vs. Creator/TimRobbins and Creator/SusanSarandon
* [[Music/WuTangClan Ol' Dirty Bastard]] vs. Music/LeAnnRimes

* Creator/DanaCarvey vs. Creator/MikeMyers
* Creator/AngelinaJolie vs. Creator/SandraBullock
* Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio vs. Creator/WoodyHarrelson

21. Deathcon 2001
* Creator/LindaHamilton vs. Creator/SigourneyWeaver
* [[{{Mutants}} Cousin Grimm vs. Potato Khan]]
* Creator/HarrisonFord vs. Creator/SamuelLJackson

22. Fandemonium 2000
* [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead Beavis vs. Butt-Head]]
* Music/BackstreetBoys vs. Music/NSync

[[folder:Season Four]]

* Music/LilKim vs. Music/LittleRichard
* Creator/HelenHunt vs. Creator/LeeleeSobieski
* Creator/GeorgeClooney vs. Creator/MarkWahlberg

* [[Series/CrocodileHunter Steve Irwin]] vs. {{Medusa}}
* Creator/DrewCarey vs. Creator/RayRomano
* Creator/KimCattrall [[Series/SexAndTheCity vs. Cynthia Nixon vs. Kristin Davis vs.]] Creator/SarahJessicaParker

* Creator/KatieHolmes vs. Creator/KeriRussell
* [[WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond]] vs. Sam Donaldson
* Creator/ClaireDanes vs. Creator/WhoopiGoldberg

* Music/Blink182 vs. 98 Degrees

* [[{{Music/Korn}} Jonathan Davis]] vs. Music/MeatLoaf
* [[UsefulNotes/KentuckyFriedChicken Colonel Sanders]] vs. Dave Thomas
* Creator/MichaelCaine vs. Creator/KevinSpacey

* UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein vs. {{Wrestling/Chyna}}
* [[Music/PearlJam Eddie Vedder]] vs. [[{{Music/Creed}} Scott Stapp]]
* David Blaine vs. David Copperfield

* Corey Feldman vs. Creator/CoreyHaim
* Creator/LisaLing vs. Creator/LucyLiu
* Kobe Bryant vs. Shaquille O'Neal

* Creator/FrankieMuniz vs. [[Series/TheSopranos Robert Iler]]
* Creator/JKRowling vs. Creator/StephenKing
* Creator/NaomiCampbell vs. Creator/RebeccaRomijn

* Music/ChuckBerry vs. Music/JamesBrown
* Music/GeorgeMichael vs. Creator/PaulReubens
* Creator/HalleBerry vs. Creator/ShannenDoherty

* [[Series/TheWeakestLink Anne Robinson]] vs. [[Series/ThePriceIsRight Bob Barker]]
* John Edward vs. Miss Cleo
* {{Music/Beyonce}} vs. Music/MissyElliott

* Derek Jeter vs. John Rocker
* Music/FaithHill vs. Music/JanetJackson
* [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar Robert E. Lee vs.]] UsefulNotes/UlyssesSGrant

* Creator/BillMaher vs. Creator/ConanOBrien
* Anna Nicole Smith vs. Sarah Ferguson
* Music/GeorgeHarrison vs. Music/JohnLennon vs. Music/PaulMcCartney vs. Music/RingoStarr

* {{Music/Beck}} vs. {{Music/Bjork}}
* Tony Bennett vs. Music/WillieNelson
* Anna Kournikova vs. Creator/ElizabethHurley

* Creator/JennaElfman vs. Creator/KathyGriffin
* Creator/BusterKeaton vs. Creator/CharlieChaplin
* Creator/BillMurray vs. Creator/ChrisKattan

* {{Series/Survivor}} seasons one and two battle royale

* Music/LLCoolJ vs. Music/QueenLatifah
* Music/MandyMoore vs. {{Music/Pink}}
* Creator/BenStein vs. Creator/JohnnyKnoxville

* Music/JimiHendrix vs. Music/LennyKravitz
* Music/BobMarley vs. Shaggy
* [[Music/DaveMatthewsBand Dave Matthews]] vs. Music/KeithRichards

[[folder:Season Five]]

* Creator/ParisHilton vs. Nicole Richie
* [[{{Series/Jackass}} Bam]] [[Series/VivaLaBam Margera]] vs. [[VideoGame/TonyHawksProSkater Tony Hawk]]
* [[{{Series/Jackass}} Bam]] [[Series/VivaLaBam Margera vs. Don Vito]]

* [[{{Music/U2}} Bono]] vs. [[{{Music/Coldplay}} Chris Martin]]
* Creator/AshtonKutcher vs. Creator/BruceWillis
* Creator/RobertDeNiro vs. Creator/JamesGandolfini

* Creator/CharlieSheen vs. Creator/ColinFarrell
* Creator/SimonCowell [[Series/AmericanIdol vs. Ryan Seacrest]]
* [[Series/TheOsbournes Jack and Kelly Osbourne]] vs. Creator/MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen

* Music/MissyElliott vs. Music/GwenStefani
* Kevin Federline vs. Music/JustinTimberlake
* Kobe Bryant vs. Shaquille O'Neal

* Creator/SachaBaronCohen vs. Creator/JamieKennedy
* Creator/RodneyDangerfield vs. Creator/RobSchneider
* Creator/AdamSandler vs. Creator/BenStiller

* [[Series/AmericanChopper Paul Teutul Sr.]] vs. [[Series/PimpMyRide Xzibit]]
* Creator/JackBlack vs. Music/JackWhite
* Creator/ChrisRock vs. Wrestling/DwayneJohnson

* Creator/ChrisFarley vs. [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Horatio Sanz]]
* Creator/AdamWest vs. Creator/ChristianBale
* Creator/JamieFoxx vs. Music/RayCharles

* William Hung vs. Music/RickyMartin
* Creator/PamelaAnderson vs. [[Music/MotleyCrue Tommy Lee]]
* [[{{Series/Jackass}} Jason "Wee Man" Acuña]] vs. Verne Troyer

[[folder:Season Six]]

* Creator/MischaBarton vs. [[Series/LagunaBeach Kristin Cavallari]]
* Creator/JakeGyllenhaal vs. Creator/TobeyMaguire
* Creator/NickCannon vs. Creator/WilmerValderrama

2. Vaughn vs.. Wilson
* Mike Jones vs. Paul Wall
* [[Series/TheAndyMilonakisShow Andy Milonakis]] vs. [[{{Series/Jackass}} Steve-]][[{{Series/Wildboyz}} O]]
* Creator/OwenWilson vs. Creator/VinceVaughn

* [[Series/IntentionalTalk Chris Rose]] vs. Rob Dibble vs. John Salley vs. Rodney Peete
* Carson Daly vs. Creator/JimmyKimmel
* Creator/TinaFey vs. Creator/JonStewart

* Bow Wow vs. Romeo Miller
* Lil Flip vs. Music/LilWayne
* Music/LilJon vs. Bow Wow and Lil Flip

* [[Series/MindOfMencia Carlos Mencia]] vs. Creator/DaveChappelle
* Music/AshleeSimpson vs. [[GagNose Ashlee Simpson's Old Nose]]
* [[{{Music/Ludacris}} Luda]]-[[Series/CrissAngelMindfreak Criss Angel]] vs. [[Music/RKelly R. Kelly]] [[Music/KellyClarkson Clarkson]]

* Creator/AdrianGrenier vs. Creator/JeremyPiven
* [[Music/RunDMC Rev Run]] vs. [[Creator/DefJamRecordings Russell Simmons]]
* Creator/OrlandoBloom vs. Creator/JohnnyDepp

* Music/JessicaSimpson vs. Nick Lachey
* Music/FiftyCent vs. The Game
* Music/HilaryDuff vs. Creator/LindsayLohan

8. Where's Lohan?
* Anna Kournikova vs. Danica Patrick
* [[{{Series/Jackass}} Chris]] [[{{Series/Wildboyz}} Pontius]] vs. Mark Zupan
* Barry Bonds vs. Bud Selig

[[foldercoltrol]]

* Creator/OrlandoBloom vs.. Creator/JohnnyDepp

* Music/HilaryDuff vs.. Creator/LindsayLohan

* Barry Bonds vs.. Bud Selig

[[folder:PILOTS]]

[[folder:SEASON ONE]]

[[folder:SEASON TWO]]

[[folder:SEASON THREE]]

[[folder:SEASON FOUR]]

[[folder:SEASON FIVE]]

[[folder:SEASON SIX]]