History Recap / BottomHoly

21st Dec '14 6:59:42 AM Kazzy
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* ComicallyIneptHealing: Eddie way of applying a tourniquet to Richie is to strangling him (which does work, to be fair). He then reattaches Richie's finger back to his hand with a ''stapler''.

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* ComicallyIneptHealing: Eddie Eddie's way of applying a tourniquet to Richie is to strangling strangle him (which does work, to be fair). He then reattaches Richie's finger back to his hand with a ''stapler''.
29th Sep '14 3:53:42 PM Kazzy
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It's Christmas and the boys are preparing Christmas dinner for Spudgun and Hedgehog. When the two arrive Richie procedes with the cooking and cuts his finger off and completely burns the turkey.

Later Richie finds a baby on thier doorstep. Eddie and friends give the baby thier Christmas gifts, this leads to Richie believing that this is the second coming and goes MadWithPower. The flat's landlord arrives explaining that the baby is actually his grandson, Despite Richie's disbelief the baby's mother arrives to confirm it.

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It's ->'''Eddie''':''"Not sprouts! I hate sprouts!''
->'''Richie''': ''"Will you stop whinging, Eddie! Nobody likes sprouts!"''
->'''Eddie''': ''"Then why are we having them then?"''
->'''Richie''': ''"BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS!"''
-->-- '''Richie''', explaining the traditions of Christmas.

Eddie is woken at 3:30 AM by Santa Claus - or Richie in an unconvincing costume, to be more precise - and, after Richie has placed his own stockings (stuffed with the ingredients for
Christmas lunch) and Eddie's (a tiny baby sock), proceeds to hang him. After they exchange their presents (an used toilet roll with a picture of Sue Carpenter, dubbed a 'play-telescope', and a horrendous self-portrait), Richie prepares lunch, chopping off his index finger in the boys are preparing process, while Eddie decorates the flat.

After incinerating their
Christmas dinner for tree (a geranium), the guests, Spudgun and Hedgehog. When Dave Hedgehog, arrive. The lunch however, proves to be literally inedible: gravy is used to substitute the two arrive sherry, the potatoes are hard enough to break plates, the turkey has been carbonised and the vodka margarine used to replace the brandy butter is so flammable Eddie is forced to use the fire extinguisher on it.

While playing charades, the doorbell rings.
Richie procedes opens the door to find a baby, abandoned on the steps. He takes it in, ignoring Eddie's demands to get rid of it. Moved because the baby has to spend his first Christmas without family, Spudgun, Dave and Eddie (wearing paper crowns) give the baby their Christmas presents: a box of Terry's All Gold, a Frankenstein mask and a bottle of aftershave called ''Grrr''. Noticing the parallels with the cooking birth of Christ, Richie (a virgin) realises that they are witnessing the Second Coming, and declares himself the mother of Christ.

However, the arrival of their landlord, who reveals the baby in question is his grandson, who he left on the doorstep for Richie and Eddie to look after (he didn't bother to ask because he knew they would refuse), shatters Richie's delusions. He and Eddie still declare their Christmas a success, when the mother of the baby starts breast-feeding him right in front of them.

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*AGodAmI: Richie declares himself the mother of Christ, thinking he gave birth to him.
->'''Richie''': It's not just my flat now, [[BlasphemousBoast it's my universe]]! My name is now... Richard Mary! And you have to do everything I say [[LargeHam or you'll all go to hell]]!
*AwayInAManger
*ChristmasEpisode: Broadcast in October, though.
*ComicallyIneptHealing: Eddie way of applying a tourniquet to Richie is to strangling him (which does work, to be fair). He then reattaches Richie's finger back to his hand with a ''stapler''.
*ComicallyMissingThePoint:
-->'''Richie''': First aid, first aid! What's the procedure for someone who's just cut their finger off?\\
'''Eddie''': Ehrm... I think they bleed to death in half an hour.
*DreamingOfAWhiteChristmas: Averted, which Richie and Eddie lament.
*DrunkWithPower: Richie starts making up Commandments after [[AGodAmI declaring himself the mother of Christ]].
*GroinAttack: Richie electrocutes Eddie's testicles for slamming his finger in the window.
*HighPressureBlood: After Richie cuts of his finger, a fountain of blood comes out of the stump.
*LethalChef: Richie manages to completely destroy Christmas lunch.
*OhCrap: Richie, when he realises he just cut his finger off.
*OverdrawnAtTheBloodBank: Subverted. Although Richie is [[HighPressureBlood losing blood at an alarming rate]] after he
cuts his finger off and completely burns the turkey.

Later
off, Eddie is quick to point out that he will bleed to death in half an hour.
*RubeGoldbergHatesYourGuts: Eddie sets up a complicated trap that's activated by putting a bottle of sherry on a table, which ultimately results in
Richie finds a baby on thier doorstep. Eddie and friends give the baby thier Christmas gifts, this leads to being hanged.
*{{Understatement}}: After
Richie believing that this is the second coming and goes MadWithPower. The flat's landlord arrives explaining that the baby is actually cuts his grandson, Despite Richie's disbelief the baby's mother arrives to confirm it.finger off.
-->'''Richie''': Bloody hell! Bloody hell, Eddie! Help! HELP!\\
'''Eddie''': [[FailedASpotCheck Why? What have you done]]?\\
'''Richie''': Well, I think that's fairly obvious, don't you?\\
'''Eddie''': Oh! Oh, yeah, I see it! Ooh... that's a bit of a nasty nick, isn't it?
23rd Feb '12 4:57:48 AM nathyboy09
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It's Christmas and the boys are preparing Christmas dinner for Spudgun and Hedgehog. When the two arrive Richie procedes with the cooking and cuts his finger off and completely burns the turkey.

Later Richie finds a baby on thier doorstep. Eddie and friends give the baby thier Christmas gifts, this leads to Richie believing that this is the second coming and goes MadWithPower. The flat's landlord arrives explaining that the baby is actually his grandson, Despite Richie's disbelief the baby's mother arrives to confirm it.
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