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10th Jun '18 12:01:34 PM nighttrainfm
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* SuckinessIsPainful: Writers in Hell are forced to listen to dialogue from Jeffrey Archer's books.


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* WritersSuck: Satan claims that ''all'' writers are in Hell, as they not only live bad lives but spend all their time imagining and writing about imaginary bad lives.
21st May '18 1:16:23 AM PaulA
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->''"I am Satan - Master of Flesh and Ruler of the Abyss. Many times you have summoned me, with your naked pagan dances and your sacrificial bloodlettings, but now I have chosen to manifest myself to you so that you may know my will. ... that I, Satan, thy Lord and Master do herby command all gathered here for this most profane and satanic ritual to stop now as it's embarrassing."''

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->''"I am Satan - Master of Flesh and Ruler of the Abyss. Many times you have summoned me, with your naked pagan dances and your sacrificial bloodlettings, but now I have chosen to manifest myself to you so that you may know my will. ... that I, Satan, thy Lord and Master do herby hereby command all gathered here for this most profane and satanic ritual to stop now as it's embarrassing."''
10th Apr '18 2:43:23 PM burinnu
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** Averted as all the devils have no genitalia so they can't. Satan, as well as being able to shape-shift, can change the form of his demons and the damned as their CoolAndUnusualPunishment requires it

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** Averted as all the devils have no genitalia so they can't. Satan, as well as being able to shape-shift, can change the form of his demons and the damned as their CoolAndUnusualPunishment requires itit.
* HumansAreSpecial: Averted, and how. The Professor asks God, right before He leaves Hell in Series 1, whether humans really are the most important of God's creations. God laughs right in his face.
-->'''God:''' ''(laughing)'' You honestly think YOU'RE the best thing I could come up with?!
10th Apr '18 2:35:42 PM burinnu
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* OverprotectiveDad: Apparently this is the ''real'' reason for the delay of the Second Coming, based on God's horrified response to Satan asking whether He intends to send Jesus back to Earth yet.

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* OverprotectiveDad: PapaWolf: Apparently this is the ''real'' reason for the delay of the Second Coming, based on God's horrified response to Satan asking whether He intends to send Jesus back to Earth yet.
10th Apr '18 2:35:05 PM burinnu
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* PapaWolf: Apparently this is the ''real'' reason for the delay of the Second Coming, based on God's horrified response to Satan asking whether He intends to send Jesus back to Earth yet.
-->God: [[{{UsefulNotes/Jesus}} After what happened to him last time?!]]

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* PapaWolf: OverprotectiveDad: Apparently this is the ''real'' reason for the delay of the Second Coming, based on God's horrified response to Satan asking whether He intends to send Jesus back to Earth yet.
-->God: -->'''God:''' [[{{UsefulNotes/Jesus}} After what happened to him last time?!]]
10th Apr '18 2:34:11 PM burinnu
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-->God: [[UsefulNotes/Jesus After what happened to him last time?!]]

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-->God: [[UsefulNotes/Jesus [[{{UsefulNotes/Jesus}} After what happened to him last time?!]]
10th Apr '18 2:33:11 PM burinnu
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* PapaWolf: Apparently this is the ''real'' reason for the delay of the Second Coming, based on God's horrified response to Satan asking whether He intends to send Jesus back to Earth yet.
-->God: [[UsefulNotes/Jesus After what happened to him last time?!]]
8th Oct '17 4:41:32 AM foxley
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* ContractOnTheHitman: Among the ''many'' sins Thomas committed while he was alive, he once hired a hitman to kill a union leader, and then, rather than paying him, sent a ''second'' hitman to kill him. And then a ''third'' one after the second one.
29th Sep '17 5:27:59 PM nighttrainfm
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* AxCrazy: Creator/JaneAusten.

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* AxCrazy: Creator/JaneAusten.Creator/JaneAusten has to be restrained from starting fistfights. Satan attributes this to a life of Regency repression.


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** In Season 1, the Professor's surname is Whittingham. It becomes Hope from Season 2 onwards.
17th Sep '17 5:35:45 AM nighttrainfm
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* BalefulPolymorph: One of Satan's most-used punishments is to turn the victim into something demeaning. While he mostly reserves this for Thomas, at one point he turns the Professor into a bluebottle to cut him off mid-argument.
-->"Yes, I know that's a pretty cheap way to win an argument..."



* FallenAngel: Satan, of course. Some of the other demons in Hell (including Gary and Scumspawn) are also fallen angels who supported his rebellion.
** And at the end of season 7, [[spoiler:Gabriel]].

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* FallenAngel: FallenAngel:
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Satan, of course. Some of the other demons in Hell (including Gary and Scumspawn) are also fallen angels who supported his rebellion.
** And at the end of season 7, [[spoiler:Gabriel]].[[spoiler:Gabriel.]]



* GodIsEvil: Not quite... God is petty, easily-offended and vengeful. The reason Hell is so overcrowded is that God has set such impossibly high standards that almost nobody gets into Heaven. He has given up listening to the prayers of the faithful, but he will turn up if there's a chance of a nice pancake.
** And as of season seven has completely lost interest in humanity, and gone on sabbatical. Apparently Sarah Palin was the last straw.

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* GodIsEvil: GodIsEvil:
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Not quite... God is petty, easily-offended and vengeful. The reason Hell is so overcrowded is that God has set such impossibly high standards that almost nobody gets into Heaven. He has given up listening to the prayers of the faithful, but he will turn up if there's a chance of a nice pancake.
** And as of season seven seven, has completely lost interest in humanity, humanity and gone on sabbatical. Apparently Sarah Palin was the last straw.



* IronicHell: most of them.

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* IronicHell: most Most of them.



* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: It is buried '''extremely''' deeply in his cold, unwelcoming shell but ''sometimes'' (okay, twice) Thomas does do some nice things. One of the season two episodes had the OnceAnEpisode Professor vs Satan beat be whether or not Thomas had any good in him. [[spoiler: He does.]]

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* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: JerkWithAHeartOfGold:
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It is buried '''extremely''' deeply in his cold, unwelcoming shell but ''sometimes'' (okay, twice) Thomas does do some nice things. One of the season two episodes had the OnceAnEpisode Professor vs Satan beat bet be whether or not Thomas had any good in him. [[spoiler: He does.]]



* ListOfTransgressions: In episode one, when Thomas arrives in Hell, Satan can't find his list -- only finding the various things he did for charity and when he's about to let Thomas go he finds the list. It's very long.

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* ListOfTransgressions: ListOfTransgressions:
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In episode one, when Thomas arrives in Hell, Satan can't find his list -- only finding the various things he did for charity and when he's about to let Thomas go he finds the list. It's very long.



* NotGrowingUpSucks: This is why Satan spends much of series 7 trying to return baby Patrick to the living world instead of to Heaven. As there is [[TheAgeless no aging]] in Heaven or Hell, it is the only way to stop Patrcik from remaining a baby forever.

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* NotGrowingUpSucks: This is why Satan spends much of series 7 trying to return baby Patrick to the living world instead of to Heaven. As there is [[TheAgeless no aging]] in Heaven or Hell, it is the only way to stop Patrcik Patrick from remaining a baby forever.



* RetCon: In Season 3, we meet the Angel Graham, the messenger who told Mary she was with child, who's annoyed [[AccidentalMisnaming his name was miswritten]]. In Season 7, we meet a completely different Angel Gabriel.

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* RetCon: RetCon:
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In Season 3, we meet the Angel Graham, the messenger who told Mary she was with child, who's annoyed [[AccidentalMisnaming his name was miswritten]]. In Season 7, we meet a completely different Angel Gabriel.



* RunningGag: 'Scumspawn, you're the only demon in Hell who...' (does something exceptionally un-demonic, for example, donating to a donkey sanctuary).

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* RunningGag: RunningGag:
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'Scumspawn, you're the only demon in Hell who...' (does something exceptionally un-demonic, for example, donating to a donkey sanctuary).
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