History Quotes / YourMom

-->-- '''Evil!Hoshi''' translates for a Tholian captive, ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "[[Recap/StarTrekEnterpriseS04E18InAMirrorDarkly In a Mirror, Darkly]]"

-->--''Film/Anchorman''

->''"How did [''VideoGame/EarthBound''] tank so bad? Some say it was because the game was overpriced, because it came with a player's guide inside of an oversized box... '''YOUR MOM HAS AN OVERSIZED BOX!!!'''"''

-->-- ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'' fanfic ''[[Fanfic/{{Eleutherophobia}} The Thing from Another World]]''

->'''Harrow:''' Hood up. Hide that ridiculous hair.\\
'''Gideon:''' Your dead mummified mother's got ridiculous hair.
-->-- ''Literature/GideonTheNinth''

->'''Gunvolt:''' Are you the one who turned this place into... this?\\
'''Teseo:''' NO IT WAS UR MOM.
-->-- ''VideoGame/AzureStrikerGunvolt2''

->''"So I was just chillaxing in my room like a baller, when all of the sudden [[SWATTeam these schmucks kicked in my door!]] One of them yells 'Get on your knees!' And I replied 'I'm not your mother last night!' [[MoreDakka And they took exception to that.]]"''
-->--'''Alucard''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''

->''The stranger had crossed a sacred line. He had mentioned the men's mothers. Nothing could get him out of a beating now, not even the fact that he was obviously a simpleton. Albeit a simpleton with good vocabulary.''
-->-- ''Literature/ArtemisFowl''

->[[AC:"Test subject, I've been told that your mother—"... Mmm. [[EvenEvilHasStandards Well, that's just disgusting.]]]]
-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''', ''Videogame/Portal2, Peer Review DLC''

->'''Lemon Car:''' You talked up a lot of cars last night. Which one's your associate?\\
'''Rod "Torque" Redline:''' Your mother. Oh no, I'm sorry, it was your '''''SISTER'''''. Y'know, I can't tell them apart these days.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Cars2''\\

->''"I don't go after other people's mothers, but my own was quite enough to attack."''
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal'''

->'''Barney:''' Woah, Ted, that thing you're packing's way too big to fit in that box.\\
'''Ted:''' Yeah, [[ThatsWhatSheSaid that's what your mom said]].\\
'''Barney:''' How dare you!\\
'''Ted:''' [[ImaginedInnuendo No, she actually said that.]]\\
'''Loretta:''' ''(walks in)'' Oh dear, I thought I told you that's just not gonna fit in there.
-->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS6E02CleaningHouse Cleaning House]]"

->''A whore, your mother was. Sensed [[UnusualEuphemism the Dark Side]] in her, I did.''
-->-- '''[[Franchise/StarWars Yoda]]''', ''Webcomic/{{Penny Arcade}}''

->''Finally, an attempt at real discourse that operates from a core of cold reason and doesn’t rely upon ad hominem. He does resort to ''ad mominem'', but who can resist.''
-->--'''Penny Arcade''' again, [[https://www.penny-arcade.com/news/post/2008/06/13/on-perspective news post]] accompanying "[[https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/06/13 On Perspective]]"

->'''Sonic:''' Now to do things old-school. ''(spindashes)'' [[{{Pun}} Spin]] nice knowing ya, Knux. Ha ha!\\
'''Knuckles:''' ''(catches Sonic)'' That was terrible!\\
'''Sonic:''' So is your mom!
-->--''WebVideo/SonicF''

->'''Luke Skywalker:''' Your overconfidence is your weakness.
->'''Emperor Palpatine:''' Your faith in your friends is ''yours.''
->'''Luke (under breath as Palpatine starts walking away):''' Heh, faith in your mama...
->'''Palpatine:''' ''(turns around)'' What was that?
->'''Luke (out-loud):''' I said, "Your mama's so fat, Jabba the Hutt said, 'DAAAAAAAMN!'"
->'''Palpatine:''' Well, your mother's so ugly, she put the "Ugh" in "Ugnaught"!
->'''Darth Vader:''' Oh, "Yo Mama" fight!
-->-- ''Star Wars'' ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken''

->You want to play the dozens,\\
Well, the dozens is a game,\\
But the way I fucked your mother\\
Was a God damn shame.
-->-- '''Creator/GeorgeCarlin''', in one of his earlier comedy albums.

->'''BLU Scout''': What are you, the president of his fan club?\\
'''BLU Spy''': No, that would be ''your mother!''\\
(''The BLU Spy reveals photos of the BLU Scout's mother romantically involved with the RED Spy, leaving him speechless.'')\\
'''BLU Spy''': Indeed. And now, he's here to f### us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the ''second''-worst thing that happens to you today.
-->-- ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2: [[WebAnimation/TeamFortress2 Meet the Spy]]''

->''Well, off to visit '''your mother'''!''
-->-- '''Spy''' (domination quote against Scout), ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

->'''Goldblum''': I'll review the game footage and get back to you.\\
'''VideoGame/DukeNukem''': You'd better, or I'll have your neck! You know what I do to the necks of people who piss me off...\\
'''Goldblum''': I can probably guess...\\
'''Duke Nukem''': ''I shit down them!''\\
'''Goldblum''': ...oh...really?...how do you sleep at night?!\\
'''Duke Nukem''': With your mom! (''[[AwesomenessIsVolatile the phone catches fire from the sick burn]]'')
-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/TheGmodIdiotBox Update Day]]''

->'''Sotenbori Thug:''' Guy like you should know yer place. Quit struttin' around like a damn peacock.\\
'''DialogueTree:'''
-->* Yeah, uh… my bad?
-->* I peacocked your mom.
-->-- ''VideoGame/Yakuza2''

->'''Matt''': Ahaha! Yeah, you're a real combat specialist!\\
'''Pat''': Your mom is a fucking combat specialist.
-->-- ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay: VideoGame/AssassinsCreedBrotherhood ''

->''Your Mom has bad science.''
-->-- '''Doyle Blackwell''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSecretSaturdays''

->''Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime!''
-->-- '''Reagan''' under Pazuzu's control, ''Film/TheExorcist''

->''Your mother is [[{{Hell}} down here]], Karras, with [[TheLegionsOfHell us]]. Would you like to leave a message? I'll make sure she gets it.''
-->-- '''Reagan''', again, under Pazuzu's control, ''Film/TheExorcist''

->''Something about... your maternal ancestor.''
-->-- '''Evil!Hoshi''' translates for a Tholian captive in ''[[Series/StarTrekEnterprise In a Mirror, Darkly]]''

->''"Hab [=SoSlI=]' Quch!"''
-->-- Klingonese for "Your mother has a smooth forehead!"

->''All of a sudden Yutaka realized he had created a cloud of dust all around him. Oh no! No! This sucks! This blows more than your mama! Hey, now's not the time to come up with stupid jokes!''
-->-- ''Literature/BattleRoyale''

->''Y'know, I'm ''glad'' now your mother rejected all my advances, because at least I ''know'' you're not my son. There aren't many who can say that…''
-->-- '''Emperor Doviculus''', ''VideoGame/BrutalLegend''

->''I'm going all in... just like I did with your momma last night! [[SubvertedTrope Turns out she's a really good Poker player.]]''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/{{Borderlands}} Claptrap]]''', ''VideoGame/PokerNight2''

->'''Colin:''' Am I the only one who doesn't find the "your mom" business funny, by the way?\\
'''Colin:''' as a parody of poor insults it might have been funny\\
'''Colin:''' three years ago\\
'''Colin:''' but you have been doing it for literally years now :P\\
'''Asimir:''' I've been doing your mom for literally years now
-->-- '''qdb.us'''

->Archie, the chair was old and rickety.\\

You knew her better than me!

->'''Greeley Elementary Principal''': A twenty-minute song and dance number with forty seven "Yo momma so poor" jokes directed at Jacob Hallery, which ended in a finale with fireworks.\\
'''Cartman''': [[BlatantLies I was just teasing.]]
-->--''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "The Poor Kid"

->''How did [''VideoGame/EarthBound''] tank so bad? Some say it was because the game was overpriced, because it came with a player's guide inside of an oversized box...'' '''YOUR MOM HAS AN OVERSIZED BOX!!!'''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'''

->'''Alex Trebek:''' This is the sound a doggie makes.\\
'''Sean Connery:''' "Moo".\\
'''Alex Trebek:''' That is incorrect.\\
'''Sean Connery:''' Well that's the sound your mother made last night!\\
'''Alex Trebek:''' Aw, come on now, that was totally unnecessary! We would have accepted "bow wow" or "ruff".\\
'''Sean Connery:''' "Rough", eh? Just the way your mother likes it!\\\
'''Sean Connery:''' What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?\\
'''Alex Trebek:''' What?\\
'''Sean Connery:''' One's a sick duck, and I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.\\\
'''Sean Connery:''' Knock knock.\\
'''Alex Trebek:''' Who's there?\\
'''Sean Connery:''' Me. The guy who slept with your mother last night.
-->-- '''Celebrity Jeopardy''', ''Series/SaturdayNightLive''

->''Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!''
-->-- '''French Knight''', ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''

->'''Bentley''': Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator.\\
'''Mugshot''': Nobody talks that way about my mother! Nobody!
-->-- ''VideoGame/Sly3HonorAmongThieves''

->''If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mum.''
-->-- '''VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}}'''

->''Your mom's an armadillo!''
-->-- '''Liz''', ''VideoGame/CrashTeamRacingNitroFueled''

->''You're nothin' but a punk, your daddy's a punk, and your momma's a bitch.''
-->-- '''Music/IceT''', ''[[VideoGame/DefJamSeries Def Jam: Fight For NY]]''

-->--''Series/BrooklynNineNine''

->'''Poe''': This is Commander Poe Dameron of the Republic Fleet, I have an urgent communique for [[MaliciousMisnaming General Hugs]]. [...] If you reach him, tell him Leia has an urgent message for him...about his mother.\\
(''{{beat}}'')\\
'''Hux''': '''''[[BerserkButton OPEN FIRE!!!]]'''''
-->-- ''[[Film/TheLastJedi Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi]]''

->''Who is this? "Joe Mama?"''
-->--''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "The Sponge Who Could Fly"

->''"Who is the Princess of Friendship: '''Your mom?'''"''
-->--'''Twilight Sparkle''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS8E12MarksForEffort Marks for Effort]]"

->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Why would I want to break the Tikis Mr. Krabs?
->'''Mr. Krabs''': Uh... Cuz, they were laughing at you and calling you funny names.
->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': What kind of funny names?
->'''Mr. Krabs''': Um... You know. "[[BigStupidDoodooHead SpongeBob ButtPants]]".
->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': That's not very funny.
->'''Mr. Krabs''': Uh... No... But they said '''your mom''' was ugly.
->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': [[BerserkButton Ugly]]?! Alright Mr. Krabs, break them I shall! You got a deal!
-->--''VideoGame/SpongeBobSquarePantsBattleForBikiniBottom''

->''179. "Yo mama" is not "so ugly [[DontLookAtMe SCP-096]] [[RussianReversal didn't look at her]]."''
-->--'''[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation The Things Dr. Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation]]''', ''Website/SCPFoundation''

'''[[ComicBook/ThePenguin Oswald Cobblepot]]:''' [[IllKillYou I'LL KILL YOU!!! I'LL KILL YOU, YOU—]]

->''"You dare make fun of my mom?! I will break your face!"''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Ganon]]''', [[https://youtu.be/fFYIB945A5k Link Pirates a Movie]] by Creator/JimmyDavis

->''"If your mom's vagina was a video game, it would be rated E for Everyone."''
-->-- '''Coyle''', ''Film/ThePredator''

->''"You bowl like your momma. Unless, of course, she bowls well, in which case you bowl nothing like her."''
-->-- '''Sheldon Cooper''', ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''

->''"Your mama! Your big fanny granny! Your slap-happy grandpappy!"''
-->-- '''Greg Heffley''', ''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid''

->''"Well, I told *her* mother that she was a bad musician!"''
-->-- '''Malinda K. Reese''', ''WebVideo/TwistedTranslations'', concerning someone whose mother insulted her.

-> ''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext This here carrot...was talkin]]''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext shiet]] ''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext about my mama!]]''
-->-- '''Yosemite Sam,''' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3plLlqpneE Don't touch the carrot, Doc (Ft. Gamerduck]]''

-> '''Will Zeppeli:''' Tell me, ya bastard! How many lives have ya sucked away to heal those wounds!?\\
'''Dio Brando:''' [[MemeticMutation Do you remember how many breads you have eaten in your life?]]\\
'''Will Zeppeli:''' In fact, I do… It was enough to f**k your mother last night.\\
'''Dio Brando:''' Well, well! The Monopoly Man has jokes!\\
'''Will Zeppeli:''' The only joke I see is the one that came out of your mother's [[UnusualEuphemism spasm-chasm.]] Which lemme remind ya… f**ked her!
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/JoJosBizarreAdventureAbridged JJBATAS]] [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood Phantom Blood]], episode 4''

->''"Save your sympathy, Captain. You should not trust these creatures. Beggars and thieves the lot of them, always lying and scheming, getting into places where they do not belong. We should have exterminated them when we scoured their world." Nee'Lix screeched something in his own language but the Caretaker was unperturbed. "I was born in a cloning tank so I have no maternal ancestor."''
-->-- ''Fanfic/RocketshipVoyager''

->'''Prisoner''': I don't belong here! I want to go home! I want my mother!\\
'''Another Prisoner''': I had your mother, she wasn't that great!
-->--''Film/TheShawshankRedemption''

->'''Richie''': You're not my dad.\\
'''Stitches''': I could be, you know.
-->--''Film/Stitches2012''

->'''Student''': Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?\\
'''Janis Ian''': Your mom's chest hair!
-->--''Film/MeanGirls''

->''"[SCP-100000-J] has also made disparaging remarks about the Area-100000-J Site Director's mother, which caused the Site Director's mother to die, rejuvenate, [DATA EXPUNGED], die again, then explode."''
-->--[[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-100000-j "SCP-100000-J - Procedure 110-Overkill"]], ''Website/SCPFoundation''

->"Your mother was a Stheno spook, and your father smelt of Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu!"
-->--'''Hans Christian Andersen''' as the ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' French guard, ''Webcomic/FateGamersOnly''

->'''Marco:''' Who are you texting, anyway?\\
'''Tom:''' Your mom.\\
'''Ax:''' <Ah!I am familiar with this form of human humor. For instance, as the artists The Pharcyde say—>\\
'''Tobias:''' <Okay, first of all, ''why''. Just... why. Of all the Earth humor you could possibly... Ax-man, you’ve been corrupted. Irreparably. There’s no hope for you, man.>\\
'''Marco:''' Second, he’s being literal. At least, I assume he’s being literal and not an asshole.\\
'''Tom:''' Both.
-->-- ''Animorphs'' fanfic ''[[Fanfic/{{Eleutherophobia}} The Thing from Another World]]''

->'''Pike:''' Lemme guess: it's not that you hate milk, but that you can't stomach it 'less it's fresh from your mother's tits!\\
'''The Sundown Kid:''' [Your mother's, maybe.]
-->-- ''VideoGame/LiveALive''

->''"Oh Luigi. There's one thing you forgot. Your mom."''
-->-- '''Lawyer Kong''', ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/SMG4sMarioBloopersBreakingLuigi Breaking Luigi]]"

-->--''Videogame/Injustice2''

-->--'''Musashi Miyamoto''' taunting an opponent, ''Videogame/SamuraiWarriors 2: Empires''

->''DT Fun Fact: Toot's character is based on your mother's face.''

->'''Diego Mendez:''' ¡Me cago en tu madre! (I shit on your mom!)\\
'''Jerry Martinez:''' ¡Oy esse! ¿Que hay de nuevo? (Hey esse! What's new?)\\
'''Diego:''' ¡Vete a la mierda! (Go fuck yourself!)\\
'''Jerry:''' ''[[NoYou You]]'' [[NoYou first]].
-->--''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoViceCityStories'', "Last Stand"

->'''Saul:''' Gentlemen, I sense you're discussing my client. Anything you care to share with me?\\
'''Hank:''' Sure. Your commercials? They suck ass. I've seen better acting in an epileptic whorehouse.\\
'''Saul:''' Is that like the one your mom works at? Uh, is she still offering the two-for-one discount?
-->--''Series/BreakingBad'', "Better Call Saul"

->'''Bloodsport:''' Abner! Do you see who that is?!\\
'''Krill:''' ''[breathing rapidly]'' Huh?\\
'''Bloodsport:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext It’s your mum!]]
-->-- ''Film/TheSuicideSquad''

->'''Red Priest:''' I will send you back to the pit of filth and corruption you should never have left!\\
->'''The Wolf:''' 'Pit of filth and corruption'? It's true that I was there all through last night, but is that any way for a priest to speak of his mother's cunt?
-->--''Fanfic/TheMountainAndTheWolf''

->''"Your mother is like communism... everyone gets a share!"''
-->-- '''Highwire''' upon killing an enemy, ''VideoGame/AMCSquad''

->'''Sonic:''' Now to do things old-school. ''(spindashes)'' [[IncrediblyLamePun Spin]] nice knowing ya, Knux. Ha ha!\\

'''Jerry:''' ''[[NoYOU You]]'' [[NoYou first]].

->'''Diego Mendez:''' ¡Me cago en tu madre! (I shit on your mom!)\\
'''Jerry Martinez:''' ¡Oy esse! ¿Que hay de nuevo? (Hey esse! What's new?)\\
'''Diego:''' ¡Vete a la mierda! (Go fuck yourself!)\\

-—>--''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoViceCityStories'', "Last Stand"

->'''Diego Mendez:''' ¡Me cago en tu madre! (I shit on your mom!)
'''Jerry Martinez:''' ¡Oy esse! ¿Que hay de nuevo? (Hey esse! What's new?)
'''Diego:''' ¡Vete a la mierda! (Go fuck yourself!)

->'''Captain Cold:''' You won't last long.\\
'''Green Lantern (Hal Jordan):''' Green Lantern's proven that, time after time.\\
'''Captain Cold:''' Bet your mama's real proud...
-->--''Videogame/Injustice2''