History Quotes / YoungerThanTheyLook

->"Creator/JonathanMajors is ''thirty-four'' years old. That blew my mind when I heard that. We're closer in age than I thought. He doesn't look thirty-four. He looks [[HollywoodOld forty-five from 1958]]. First time I saw him, I thought he should be in sepia tone."

->'''Will:''' Wait...''you're'' the rebel leader? What are you rebelling against? Diaper rash?\\
'''Caleb:''' Hey girly-girl, I'm fifteen!\\
'''Jade:''' You're fifteen?! You look like you're in your twenties for crying out loud! You must really pack your protein meals here.
-->-- ''Fanfic/JWITCHSeries''

'''Jade:''' You're fifteen?! You look like you're in your twenties for crying out loud! You must really pack your protein meals here.\\

->'''[[CuteMonsterGirl Garcie]]''': To be honest? I'm not sure... I kinda lost track of time for a real long time, spent a whole bunch of time in stasis...\\
'''[[@/LeChuck4 GG]]''': Hey, how about this: You choose your age now. How old do you feel?\\
'''Garcie''': (Garcie smiles) Um... 17... ish?\\

'''GG''': Sev- seventeen? ...wow. You are a very mature 17-year-old, then.\\

'''GG''': But really, it's a good thing if you feel so young. Much better than feeling too old.

->'''Hector''': Grr! You ill-hearted old man!\\
'''Oswin''': Not that I'm correcting you, but I'm only in my thirties... I would say that 'Ill-hearted gentleman' to be more appropriate.

->'''[[TheNicknamer Sakuragi]]''': Wild Monkey! You got someone who already graduated to play for you!? That's unfair!\\
'''Nobunaga''': Is there something wrong in your head!? Maki-senpai's only in the 3rd year! 17 years old!\\
'''Sakuragi''': What!? 17!? [[{{Beat}} (looking at Maki again)]] He's 17!? Who're you trying, kid!?

->''"You think I look great, but I'm Twenty Eight!"''
-->-- Santa, explaining to Brian and Stewie how the pressures of Christmas aged him prematurely in "Road to the North Pole"

->'''Stella Zhau''': Mr B., how does it feel to turn 62?\\
'''Mr. Bolhofner''': (Angrily) I'm 34!

->'''Marcus:''' [Throwing open the door to his house] Who the ''fuck'' are you?\\
'''Reggie:''' Hi Mr. Burnett, I'm Reggie.\\

'''Marcus:''' [stares in disbelief] How old are you?\\
'''Reggie:''' I'm fifteen, Mr. Burnett.\\
'''Marcus:''' [Looks up at the kid who is considerably taller than him] Motherfucker, you look thirty.
-->--''Film/BadBoysII''

'''Reggie:''' Fifteen.\\
'''Mike:''' Shit [[NWordPrivileges nigga]], you at least thirty.
-->--''Film/BadBoysII'', about 30 seconds after the previous quote.

->''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'' is a tough franchise to get a bead on shipping-wise because for like half the speaking cast, their character design says “disaffected thirtysomething rock star having their midlife crisis a decade early”, but their official bio says “high school sophomore”.

->''Aging is nothing to fear. I have been 50 years old since I was 25.''
-->-- '''Andrea Pirlo''', ''[[WebAnimation/TheChampions2018 The Champions]]''

-> '''FrontierDoctor:''' You're in marvelous shape for a man in his late forties, [=MacCallister=].\\

->''"The older guys like [[PlayerCharacter Miller]], Sergeant Sullivan and myself, we're known as 'The old breed'. 'Old'. ...[[WarIsHell We're not even out of our twenties]]."''

->''"Did you say 'old man,' Mr. Kennedy? It might come as a surprise, but I am only twenty years old."''

'''Scientist:''' [[FlatWhat uh, what?]]\\

-->--'''Andrea Pirlo''', ''[[WebAnimation/TheChampions2018 The Champions]]''

-> '''FrontierDoctor:''' You're in marvelous shape for a man in his late forties, [=MacCallister=].
->'''Jamie Ian [=MacCallister=]:''' I'm sixty-one years old, mister.
-->---''Scream of Eagles'' by William Johnstone

-->--''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''

->'''[[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld El Patron]]:''' Look at him, Matt. Would you believe that he's my grandson?
-> '''Matt:''' I could believe he's your grandfather.
-->--''Literature/HouseOfTheScorpion''

->''The older guys like [[PlayerCharacter Miller]], Sergeant Sullivan and myself, we're known as "The old breed". "Old" ... [[WarIsHell We're not even out of our twenties]].''

->'''Aurelia''': How old ''are'' you, if I may ask?\\
'''Yay''': Age doesn't map to maturity for [=AIs=] in the same way it does for humans.\\
'''Aurelia''': Okay, then how long have you ''existed'' for?\\
'''Yay''': ... Just over two years.\\
'''Aurelia''': ''Oh my god you're not a teen you're a BABY''\\
'''Yay''': ''IT DOESN'T MAP THE SAME WAY''
-->--''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'', "[[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4670 Teenage Dream]]"

->'''Mrs. Moore''': I feel ten years younger!
->'''Dr. Carver''': Oh, splendid, splendid!
->'''Mrs. Moore''': Be honest now, do I look like a woman of forty?
->'''Dr. Carver''': You really feel as young as that?
->'''Mrs. Moore''': No, that's what I am.

->'''Reki''': We gotta get ahead, old man!\\
'''Shadow''': I'm not old, I'm TWENTY-FRICKIN-FOUR!
-->--''Anime/Sk8TheInfinity''

->'''Dr. Carver''': Oh splendid, splendid!

->'''[[CuteMonsterGirl Garcie]]''': To be honest? I'm not sure... I kinda lost track of time for a real long time, spent a whole bunch of time in stasis... \\

'''Garcie''': (Garcie smiles) Um... 17... ish? \\
(GG would do a Spit Take if he were currently drinking anything) \\
'''GG''': Sev- seventeen? ...wow. You are a very mature 17-year-old, then. \\

'''GG''': But really, it's a good thing if you feel so young. Much better than feeling too old."

-->-- '''Ramon Salazar''', ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5''

-->-- Hector/Oswin B Support, ''VideoGame/FireEmblemElibe''