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-->-- ''[[http://xmen.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544207779&chapter=1 My Friend, My Lover]]''
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-->-- ''[[http://xmen.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544207779&chapter=1 ''[[https://xmen.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=544207779 My Friend, My Lover]]''
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->''It's hard not to look all [[InvadedStatesOfAmerica all these war games about Russia invading America]] and not be reminded of fan-fiction. America is a fat teenage virgin lying on her front on her bed staring up at her [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward and Bella]] poster while crossing and uncrossing her ankles and dreamily writing creepy stories about having filthy monkey sex with the quiet Eastern European boy down the road. And the child psychologist hired by her concerned parents gives the following advice: "What this girl needs is a good hard dicking!"
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->''It's hard not to look all [[InvadedStatesOfAmerica all these war games about Russia invading America]] and not be reminded of fan-fiction. America is a fat teenage virgin lying on her front on her bed staring up at her [[Literature/{{Twilight}} [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Edward and Bella]] poster while crossing and uncrossing her ankles and dreamily writing creepy stories about having filthy monkey sex with the quiet Eastern European boy down the road. And the child psychologist hired by her concerned parents gives the following advice: "What this girl needs is a good hard dicking!"
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->'''The Eleventh Doctor:''' [[ReallySevenhundredYearsOld I'm 907 years old]]! Do you understand what that means?! \\
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->'''The Eleventh Doctor:''' ''(fending off an amorous Amy Pond)'' [[ReallySevenhundredYearsOld I'm 907 years old]]! Do you understand what that means?! \\means?!\\
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'''The Eleventh Doctor:''' Ye-No, no, ''no!''
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'''The Eleventh Doctor:''' Ye-No, Ye--No, no, ''no!''
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->''"You don't have any place to channel all that adolescent frustration boiling inside you. Isn't that what's really fueling all this impulsive behaviour? Snap out of it. Go find yourself a good-looking guy and let him walk you home from school. Heck, go see a movie with him on Sunday or something."''
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->''"You don't have any place to channel all that adolescent frustration boiling inside you. Isn't that what's really fueling all this impulsive behaviour? Snap out of it. Go find yourself a good-looking guy and let him walk you home from school. Heck, go see a movie with him on Sunday or something."''
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-->-- '''Kyon''', ''Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya''
-->-- '''Kyon''', ''Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya''
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->''Having sex can make a nice man out of the meanest!''
-->-- '''Music/TheLonelyIsland''', "I Just Had Sex"
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-->-- '''Webcomic/LeftoverSoup''', [[http://www.leftoversoup.com/archive.php?num=673 "What does Gina need?"]]
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-->-- '''Webcomic/LeftoverSoup''', ''Webcomic/LeftoverSoup'', [[http://www.leftoversoup.com/archive.php?num=673 "What does Gina need?"]]
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->'''Trent:''' Y'know Max, I don't always agree with your "sex-fixes-everything" stance, but in this case... yeah, holy fuck, [Gina] needs to get laid.\\
'''Max''' FINALLY. YES. THANK YOU.
-->-- '''Webcomic/LeftoverSoup''', [[http://www.leftoversoup.com/archive.php?num=673 "What does Gina need?"]]
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->''It's hard not to look all [[InvadedStatesOfAmerica all these war games about Russia invading America]] and not be reminded of fan-fiction. America is a fat teenage virgin lying on her front on her bed staring up at her [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward and Bella]] poster while crossing and uncrossing her ankles and dreamily writing creepy stories about having filthy monkey sex with the quiet, Eastern European boy down the road. And the child psychologist hired by her concerned parents gives the following advice: "What this girl needs is a good hard dicking!"
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->''It's hard not to look all [[InvadedStatesOfAmerica all these war games about Russia invading America]] and not be reminded of fan-fiction. America is a fat teenage virgin lying on her front on her bed staring up at her [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward and Bella]] poster while crossing and uncrossing her ankles and dreamily writing creepy stories about having filthy monkey sex with the quiet, quiet Eastern European boy down the road. And the child psychologist hired by her concerned parents gives the following advice: "What this girl needs is a good hard dicking!"
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-->-- '''[[WebVideo/Vinesauce Joel]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXVDKW-HpPM&t=6395s after ranting about anime]]
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-->-- '''[[WebVideo/Vinesauce '''[[WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}} Joel]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXVDKW-HpPM&t=6395s after ranting about anime]]
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-> ''"[[SelfDeprecation I need some puss, that's what I need. I need some puss BAD.]]"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/Vinesauce Joel]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXVDKW-HpPM&t=6395s after ranting about anime]]
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->''"Note from Dr. ██████████: I believe I know where all our bandwidth is going at night. Agent ████'s computer privileges should be limited until he either finds a girlfriend or learns some self-control."''
-->--''Website/SCPFoundation''
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->''"When I first met Jack, he told me to keep my snake in its cage for 72 hours. I think somebody's been keeping their snake in its cage for the past 30 years!"''
-->-- '''Greg Focker''', ''[[Film/MeetTheParents Little Fockers]]''
-->-- '''Greg Focker''', ''[[Film/MeetTheParents Little Fockers]]''
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"Prime, schmime," scoffed Admiral Janeway. "Federation parameters, Starfleet regulations...I went 23 years without sex because of that rubbish, and look what it's done to me!" she shouted, indicating her white hair. "Well I'm going to change things. Kathryn, I want you to have sex with Chakotay. Hell, have sex with anybody! Just stop being such a sanctimonious bitch and GET LAID!"
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"Prime, schmime," scoffed [[MyFutureSelfAndMe Admiral Janeway.Janeway]]. "Federation parameters, Starfleet regulations...I went [[CelibateHero 23 years without sex sex]] because of that rubbish, and look what it's done to me!" she shouted, indicating her white hair. "Well I'm going to change things. Kathryn, I want you to have sex with Chakotay. Hell, have sex with anybody! Just stop being such a sanctimonious bitch and GET LAID!"
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->''"This is the episode that seals the deal as far as Harry being a useless chump is concerned…he had the chance to get down and dirty with Seven of Nine but instead chose to [[SexIsEvil run away little a frightened little boy]]. Surely this guy cannot be any more wet? Every time Harry gets angry or upset like he does in sickbay when Tom [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad cracks some Borg jokes]] I always want to slap him around the face with a wet halibut. I can’t decide whether it is Garrett Wang’s performance or the character but he is so earnest about everything you just want to make him do something really bad to make sure he is definitely a human being. Only Harry Kim would have midnight inspiration about reconfiguring astrometric projectors! Most normal guys [[GeekyTurnOn just have a wank.]]"''
-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/voyager-season-four.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Revulsion"
-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/voyager-season-four.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Revulsion"
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[[folder:Music]]
->''I went to a shrink\\
To analyze my dreams\\
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down''
-->-- '''Music/GreenDay''', "Basket Case"
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->''I went to a shrink\\
To analyze my dreams\\
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down''
-->-- '''Music/GreenDay''', "Basket Case"
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->'''Jakuzure:''' You installed circular saw traps to stop anyone climbing the walls of our high school.\\
'''Sanageyama:''' And homing missiles.\\
'''Inumuta:''' I was also going to get the Director's approval to modify the REVOCS comms satellite above the school into an orbital railgun, but Lady Satsuki vetoed it.\\
'''Gamagoori:''' Inumuta, I say this purely in the spirit of friendship, and as one of your oldest and most loyal allies, but... you really need to get a girlfriend.
-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10223144/1/The-Great-Honn%C5%8Dji-Academy-Coup The Great Honnoji Academy Coup]]''
'''Sanageyama:''' And homing missiles.\\
'''Inumuta:''' I was also going to get the Director's approval to modify the REVOCS comms satellite above the school into an orbital railgun, but Lady Satsuki vetoed it.\\
'''Gamagoori:''' Inumuta, I say this purely in the spirit of friendship, and as one of your oldest and most loyal allies, but... you really need to get a girlfriend.
-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10223144/1/The-Great-Honn%C5%8Dji-Academy-Coup The Great Honnoji Academy Coup]]''
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->''"Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able,\\
Can't you see that my relationship is stable?\\
I can see you hate the way we intermingle,\\
But I think that you're just mad because you're single."''
-->--'''Garnet''', singing "Stronger Than You", ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Jailbreak"
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->''"Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able,\\
Can't you see that my relationship is stable?\\
I can see you hate the way we intermingle,\\
But I think that you're just mad because you're single."''
-->--'''Garnet''', singing "Stronger Than You", ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Jailbreak"
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->'''Woman Journalist:''' Tell me, Mr. Bowman, in your opinion do these men climb to prove their manhood, or is it more a matter of [[CompensatingForSomething compensating for inferiority feelings]]?
->'''Ben Bowman:''' Lady, why don't you go get yourself screwed? It would do you a lot of good.
-->-- ''Film/TheEigerSanction'' (1975)
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->'''The Dicktor:''' That didn't stop [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Captain Kirk]] from [BoldlyComing shagging everything in sight!]]
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->'''The Dicktor:''' That didn't stop [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Captain Kirk]] from [BoldlyComing [[BoldlyComing shagging everything in sight!]]
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->'''[[PornNames The Dicktor]]:''' Captain Analway, I must speak to you on a matter crucial to the future of this ship! Need I remind you that it has been seven years since the USS ''Voyorgy'' was stranded in the Dildo Quadrant, and you ''still'' haven't addressed the [[GenerationShips all-important subject of reproduction]]?
->'''Captain Analway:''' Reproduction? [[CelibateHero You mean...er...sex?]]
->'''The Dicktor:''' Yes, sex. Sex! ''SSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEX!'' The entire crew needs to have lots and lots of sex!
->'''Captain Analway:''' Dicktor, you know perfectly well that's contrary to regulations. Sex on Suxfleet vessels has been banned since the [[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Trip/T'Pol Neuropressure Scandal of 2153]] damaged Human/Vulcan relations for over a hundred years.
->'''The Dicktor:''' That didn't stop [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Captain Kirk]] from [BoldlyComing shagging everything in sight!]]
->'''Captain Analway:''' Yes, and look at the results! We're 70,000 light years from Earth, yet every week we run into [[HumanAliens human-looking aliens!]]
-->-- ''Hardcore Entertainment presents: 'Seven Does [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Voyager]]' ''
->'''Captain Analway:''' Reproduction? [[CelibateHero You mean...er...sex?]]
->'''The Dicktor:''' Yes, sex. Sex! ''SSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEX!'' The entire crew needs to have lots and lots of sex!
->'''Captain Analway:''' Dicktor, you know perfectly well that's contrary to regulations. Sex on Suxfleet vessels has been banned since the [[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Trip/T'Pol Neuropressure Scandal of 2153]] damaged Human/Vulcan relations for over a hundred years.
->'''The Dicktor:''' That didn't stop [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Captain Kirk]] from [BoldlyComing shagging everything in sight!]]
->'''Captain Analway:''' Yes, and look at the results! We're 70,000 light years from Earth, yet every week we run into [[HumanAliens human-looking aliens!]]
-->-- ''Hardcore Entertainment presents: 'Seven Does [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Voyager]]' ''
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"Prime, schmime," scoffed the admiral. "Federation parameters, Starfleet regulations...I went 23 years without sex because of that rubbish, and look what it's done to me!" she shouted, indicating her white hair. "Well I'm going to change things. Kathryn, I want you to have sex with Chakotay. Hell, have sex with anybody! Just stop being such a sanctimonious bitch and GET LAID!"
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"Prime, schmime," scoffed the admiral.Admiral Janeway. "Federation parameters, Starfleet regulations...I went 23 years without sex because of that rubbish, and look what it's done to me!" she shouted, indicating her white hair. "Well I'm going to change things. Kathryn, I want you to have sex with Chakotay. Hell, have sex with anybody! Just stop being such a sanctimonious bitch and GET LAID!"
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->"What do you think you're doing?" sputtered Captain Janeway. "I mean what do I think I'm doing? I mean...you know what I mean! This is a direct violation of the Temporal Prime Directive!"\\
"Prime, schmime," scoffed the admiral. "Federation parameters, Starfleet regulations...I went 23 years without sex because of that rubbish, and look what it's done to me!" she shouted, indicating her white hair. "Well I'm going to change things. Kathryn, I want you to have sex with Chakotay. Hell, have sex with anybody! Just stop being such a sanctimonious bitch and GET LAID!"
-->-- ''The Alternate Factor'', a ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' ParodyFic
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-->-- ''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/voyager-season-four.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Revulsion"
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-->-- ''[[http://docohobigfinish.'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/voyager-season-four.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Revulsion"
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-->--'''[[WebVideo/ADoseOfBuckley Buckley]]''' explaining why this is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op4kRRd9YbY not a valid argument for disagreeing with his worst song picks]].
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->This led directly into a new ''Uncanny ComicBook/XMen'', with Cyclops the mutant revolutionary rock star at its center. In a little over a decade, Scott Summers went from boring boy scout to jaw-dropping, unapologetic cover boy. All it took was a little kinky sex.
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->This led directly into a new ''Uncanny ComicBook/XMen'', with Cyclops ComicBook/{{Cyclops}} the mutant revolutionary rock star at its center. In a little over a decade, Scott Summers went from boring boy scout to jaw-dropping, unapologetic cover boy. All it took was a little kinky sex.
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-->--' ''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/voyager-season-four.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Revulsion"
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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
->''"I really didn't come here looking to fight you... but if it's some [[UnusualEuphemism one-on-one]] you want, I hear you have a ''great'' red light district."''
-->-- '''Maeda Keiji''', ''VideoGame/SengokuBasara'' anime
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[[folder:Fan Works]]
->'''Jubilee:''' I mean, even if Scott and Jean have been having sex all this time, I don’t see how it hurts anybody. Hell, I can see some benefits to it!
->'''Bobby:''' Yeah, maybe that was why they were so uptight to begin with! They just needed to get laid!
-->-- ''[[http://xmen.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544207779&chapter=1 My Friend, My Lover]]''
->And so Fire Lord Sozin was left with a harem containing nothing but oversized pillows. \\
A week later he had drawn up a first draft of plans to conquer the world.
-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5146116/109/The-Ember-Island-Lighthouse-A-Beacon-of-Insanity The Ember Island Lighthouse: A Beacon of Insanity]]'' fic
->''"Well, His Majesty knows because it happened on Avalon, and therefore he knows about it. And what he said and your reactions made it easy for me to figure it out. Congratulations, by the way. You both look so damn happy I’m envious all over again. You two both needed last night, I think. You’re practically glowing, and giving off a cloud of very specific pheromones so powerful I’m practically getting a contact high from standing downwind of you. Every Imperial here is going to be able to tell because of things like that. There’s also the hundred subtle cues of posture, facial expression, and body language that tell say, trained psychiatrists, for example, that things between you two are different from yesterday."''
-->-- '''Ching''', ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', ''chapter 43''
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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
->''"I really didn't come here looking to fight you... but if it's some [[UnusualEuphemism one-on-one]] you want, I hear you have a ''great'' red light district."''
-->-- '''Maeda Keiji''', ''VideoGame/SengokuBasara'' anime
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[[folder:Fan Works]]
->'''Jubilee:''' I mean, even if Scott and Jean have been having sex all this time, I don’t see how it hurts anybody. Hell, I can see some benefits to it!
->'''Bobby:''' Yeah, maybe that was why they were so uptight to begin with! They just needed to get laid!
-->-- ''[[http://xmen.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544207779&chapter=1 My Friend, My Lover]]''
->And so Fire Lord Sozin was left with a harem containing nothing but oversized pillows. \\
A week later he had drawn up a first draft of plans to conquer the world.
-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5146116/109/The-Ember-Island-Lighthouse-A-Beacon-of-Insanity The Ember Island Lighthouse: A Beacon of Insanity]]'' fic
->''"Well, His Majesty knows because it happened on Avalon, and therefore he knows about it. And what he said and your reactions made it easy for me to figure it out. Congratulations, by the way. You both look so damn happy I’m envious all over again. You two both needed last night, I think. You’re practically glowing, and giving off a cloud of very specific pheromones so powerful I’m practically getting a contact high from standing downwind of you. Every Imperial here is going to be able to tell because of things like that. There’s also the hundred subtle cues of posture, facial expression, and body language that tell say, trained psychiatrists, for example, that things between you two are different from yesterday."''
-->-- '''Ching''', ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', ''chapter 43''
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->'''Kochanski:''' Rimmer?
->'''Rimmer:''' Yes Ma'am?
->'''Kochanski:''' Have sex with someone, and that's an order.
->'''Rimmer:''' Yes Ma'am, right away.
->'''Lister:''' ''(Handing Rimmer a business card)'' Here, ring this number, say I sent you, tell them it's an emergency.
-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf''
->''"That Kaiba kid needs to get laid."''
-->-- '''Many, ''[[RunningGag many]]'' people''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
->''"Ninety-nine percent of the trouble in the world is caused by unmarried men."''
-->-- '''Schulz''', ''[[Series/HogansHeroes Duel of Honor]]''
->'''The Eleventh Doctor:''' [[ReallySevenhundredYearsOld I'm 907 years old]]! Do you understand what that means?! \\
'''Amy:''' It's been a while? \\
'''The Eleventh Doctor:''' Ye-No, no, ''no!''
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Flesh and Stone"
->'''Rimmer:''' Yes Ma'am?
->'''Kochanski:''' Have sex with someone, and that's an order.
->'''Rimmer:''' Yes Ma'am, right away.
->'''Lister:''' ''(Handing Rimmer a business card)'' Here, ring this number, say I sent you, tell them it's an emergency.
-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf''
->''"That Kaiba kid needs to get laid."''
-->-- '''Many, ''[[RunningGag many]]'' people''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
->''"Ninety-nine percent of the trouble in the world is caused by unmarried men."''
-->-- '''Schulz''', ''[[Series/HogansHeroes Duel of Honor]]''
->'''The Eleventh Doctor:''' [[ReallySevenhundredYearsOld I'm 907 years old]]! Do you understand what that means?! \\
'''Amy:''' It's been a while? \\
'''The Eleventh Doctor:''' Ye-No, no, ''no!''
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Flesh and Stone"
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->''"I really didn't come here looking to fight you... but if it's some [[UnusualEuphemism one-on-one]] you want, I hear you have a ''great'' red light district."''
-->--'''Maeda Keiji''', ''VideoGame/SengokuBasara'' anime
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->There was spring, a man's love, his heat and his strength, his smell, the joy of taking and being taken, everything you
-->--'''Maeda Keiji''', ''VideoGame/SengokuBasara'' anime
-->-- '''Marguerite de Bourgogne''' to Isabelle de France (her sister-in-law, married to the homosexual Edward II of England), ''Literature/TheAccursedKings''
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->'''Lady Macbeth:''' My plan ''will'' work! Macbeth just needs to screw his courage to his sticking place!
->'''Sassy Gay Friend:''' No. [[DeadpanSnarker He needs to screw his courage to]] ''[[DeadpanSnarker your]]'' [[DoubleEntendre sticking place.]]
->'''Lady Macbeth:''' ''(gasps)''
->'''Sassy Gay Friend:''' Yeah. I said it. Because, sister, you need a hobby or an orgasm, ''stat''.
-->-- ''WebVideo/SassyGayFriend: Theatre/{{Macbeth}}''
->'''Jubilee:''' I mean, even if Scott and Jean have been having sex all this time, I don’t see how it hurts anybody. Hell, I can see some benefits to it!
->'''Bobby:''' Yeah, maybe that was why they were so uptight to begin with! They just needed to get laid!
-->-- ''[[http://xmen.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544207779&chapter=1 My Friend, My Lover]]''
->''#228. I cannot use my time machine to hire Hitler a hooker in 1920, thus avoiding UsefulNotes/{{WW2}}.''
-->--'''[[http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html 1975 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG]]'''
->'''Sassy Gay Friend:''' No. [[DeadpanSnarker He needs to screw his courage to]] ''[[DeadpanSnarker your]]'' [[DoubleEntendre sticking place.]]
->'''Lady Macbeth:''' ''(gasps)''
->'''Sassy Gay Friend:''' Yeah. I said it. Because, sister, you need a hobby or an orgasm, ''stat''.
-->-- ''WebVideo/SassyGayFriend: Theatre/{{Macbeth}}''
->'''Jubilee:''' I mean, even if Scott and Jean have been having sex all this time, I don’t see how it hurts anybody. Hell, I can see some benefits to it!
->'''Bobby:''' Yeah, maybe that was why they were so uptight to begin with! They just needed to get laid!
-->-- ''[[http://xmen.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544207779&chapter=1 My Friend, My Lover]]''
->''#228. I cannot use my time machine to hire Hitler a hooker in 1920, thus avoiding UsefulNotes/{{WW2}}.''
-->--'''[[http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html 1975 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG]]'''
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->'''Iroh''': There are a lot of pretty girls here, Zuko. You could settle down here, and you could have a blessed life. You don't have to continue this, Zuko.
->'''Zuko''': We'll catch him [the Avatar] soon, Uncle. Then we could think about the pretty girls.
-->-- ''Film/TheLastAirbender''
->''"On the other hand, maybe [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot all of this could have been avoided]] if you had just managed to get laid once in a while. You can't even tell me you'd be this tightly wound if you were receiving [[UnusualEuphemism Treasure Type O]] regularly."''
-->-- '''Roy Greenhilt''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', to '''Miko Miyazaki''' following her fall.
->''"This is the episode that seals the deal as far as Harry being a useless chump is concerned…he had the chance to get down and dirty with Seven of Nine but instead chose to [[SexIsEvil run away little a frightened little boy]]. Surely this guy cannot be any more wet? Every time Harry gets angry or upset like he does in sickbay when Tom [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad cracks some Borg jokes]] I always want to slap him around the face with a wet halibut. I can’t decide whether it is Garrett Wang’s performance or the character but he is so earnest about everything you just want to make him do something really bad to make sure he is definitely a human being. Only Harry Kim would have midnight inspiration about reconfiguring astrometric projectors! Most normal guys [[GeekyTurnOn just have a wank.]]"''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/voyager-season-four.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Revulsion"
->And so Fire Lord Sozin was left with a harem containing nothing but oversized pillows. \\
A week later he had drawn up a first draft of plans to conquer the world.
-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5146116/109/The-Ember-Island-Lighthouse-A-Beacon-of-Insanity The Ember Island Lighthouse: A Beacon of Insanity]]'' fic
->''"Ah, my favourite; the old 'You need to get laid'. Because, apparently, I've never had sex, and ''only'' people who had sex like poorly, lazily produced pop music. If I had known that, I would've never ever had sex in my life, but luckily, 'stupid' is not a sexually-transmitted disease, and I'm fine. I find this argument usually comes from people who are virgins themselves; people who believe 'sex solves ''everything''', because if they ever had sex, they know that it doesn't change the way you perceive music, movies, TV shows, sports, or anything else people like to use this argument for."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/ADoseOfBuckley Buckley]]''' explaining why this is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op4kRRd9YbY not a valid argument for disagreeing with his worst song picks]].
-> ''"Connor, you should get out more. Go to a bar, meet a nice girl, life will seem a whole lot less confusing to you then."''
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->'''Marshall:''' My professor's like
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/voyager-season-four.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Revulsion"
->And so Fire Lord Sozin was left with a harem containing nothing but oversized pillows. \\
A week later he had drawn up a first draft of plans to conquer the world.
-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5146116/109/The-Ember-Island-Lighthouse-A-Beacon-of-Insanity The Ember Island Lighthouse: A Beacon of Insanity]]'' fic
->''"Ah, my favourite; the old 'You need to get laid'. Because, apparently,
'''[[TheCasanova Barney]]:''' Really? Laid, you say?
-->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS2E06AldrinJustice Aldrin Justice]]"
->'''Rosa:''' C'mon, sir, the math thing isn't the problem. Night shift's keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.\\
''(Amy makes an OhCrap face)''\\
'''Holt:''' ...what did you say?\\
'''Amy:''' Don't say it again!\\
'''Rosa:''' I said you two need to bone.\\
''({{Beat}} as Amy closes her eyes and [[ThisIsGonnaSuck braces herself for the inevitable]])''\\
'''Holt:''' Hooooooww dare you, Detective Diaz? I am your SUPERIOR OFFICER!\\
''(five minutes later)''\\
'''Holt:''' ''(in the doorway of his office)'' BOOOOOOONE?!?!?!\\
''(ten minutes later)''\\
'''Holt:''' ''(back next to Diaz's and Santiago's desks)'' What happens in my
''(21 minutes later)''\\
'''Holt:''' ''(once again in the doorway of his office)'' BOOOOOOOONE?!?!?!?!\\
''(40 minutes later)''\\
'''Holt:''' ''(calmly, in front of Diaz and
'''Amy:''' ''(faintly)'' Why did you do that?\\
'''Rosa:''' Dude was pent up. Now he knows. Problem solved.
-->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'', "Skyfire Cycle"
->'''Kochanski:''' Rimmer?
->'''Rimmer:''' Yes Ma'am?
->'''Kochanski:''' Have sex with someone, and that's an order.
->'''Rimmer:''' Yes Ma'am, right away.
->'''Lister:''' ''(Handing Rimmer a business card)'' Here, ring this
-->--'''[[WebVideo/ADoseOfBuckley Buckley]]''' explaining why this is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op4kRRd9YbY not a valid argument for disagreeing with his worst song picks]].
-> ''"Connor,
-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf''
->''"Connor, you should get out more. Go to a bar, meet a nice girl, life will seem a whole lot less confusing to you then."''
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-> When I was a little lad,\\
So my mother told me,\\
That if I didn't kiss a girl\\
Me lips would all grow mouldy.
-->-- "Haul away Joe", a sea shanty
->"Ha, the Shinji Effect. She [Asuka] is even being nice to Rei... She starts being nice to her in ''Manga/ReTake'' as well. Maybe banging Shinji makes her docile..."
-->--''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'', ''[[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1347545/040/ commenter in chapter 6]]''
->''"Go ahead and try to hit me if you’re able.''
->''Can’t you see that my relationship is stable?''
->''I can see you hate the way we intermingle.''
->''But I think you’re just mad ‘cause you’re single."''
-->--'''[[spoiler:Garnet]]''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''
->''“Well, His Majesty knows because it happened on Avalon, and therefore he knows about it. And what he said and your reactions made it easy for me to figure it out. Congratulations, by the way. You both look so damn happy I’m envious all over again. You two both needed last night, I think. You’re practically glowing, and giving off a cloud of very specific pheromones so powerful I’m practically getting a contact high from standing downwind of you. Every Imperial here is going to be able to tell because of things like that. There’s also the hundred subtle cues of posture, facial expression, and body language that tell say, trained psychiatrists, for example, that things between you two are different from yesterday.”''
-->--'''Ching''', ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', ''chapter 43''
->'''Woman Journalist:''' Tell me, Mr. Bowman, in your opinion do these men climb to prove their manhood, or is it more a matter of [[CompensatingForSomething compensating for inferiority feelings?]]
->'''Ben Bowman:''' Lady, why don't you go get yourself screwed? It would do you a lot of good.
-->-- ''The Eiger Sanction'' (1975)
->This led directly into a new ''Uncanny ComicBook/XMen'', with Cyclops the mutant revolutionary rock star at its center. In a little over a decade, Scott Summers went from boring boy scout to jaw-dropping, unapologetic cover boy. All it took was a little kinky sex.
-->-- '''Rowan Kaiser''' [[https://medium.com/@RowanKaiser/how-i-learned-to-love-cyclops-and-his-sexy-sexy-butt-9bf878290bae#.9p7oyrv5m summing up]] Cyclops' post-2000s characterization
So my mother told me,\\
That if I didn't kiss a girl\\
Me lips would all grow mouldy.
-->-- "Haul away Joe", a sea shanty
->"Ha, the Shinji Effect. She [Asuka] is even being nice to Rei... She starts being nice to her in ''Manga/ReTake'' as well. Maybe banging Shinji makes her docile..."
-->--''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'', ''[[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1347545/040/ commenter in chapter 6]]''
->''"Go ahead and try to hit me if you’re able.''
->''Can’t you see that my relationship is stable?''
->''I can see you hate the way we intermingle.''
->''But I think you’re just mad ‘cause you’re single."''
-->--'''[[spoiler:Garnet]]''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''
->''“Well, His Majesty knows because it happened on Avalon, and therefore he knows about it. And what he said and your reactions made it easy for me to figure it out. Congratulations, by the way. You both look so damn happy I’m envious all over again. You two both needed last night, I think. You’re practically glowing, and giving off a cloud of very specific pheromones so powerful I’m practically getting a contact high from standing downwind of you. Every Imperial here is going to be able to tell because of things like that. There’s also the hundred subtle cues of posture, facial expression, and body language that tell say, trained psychiatrists, for example, that things between you two are different from yesterday.”''
-->--'''Ching''', ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', ''chapter 43''
->'''Woman Journalist:''' Tell me, Mr. Bowman, in your opinion do these men climb to prove their manhood, or is it more a matter of [[CompensatingForSomething compensating for inferiority feelings?]]
->'''Ben Bowman:''' Lady, why don't you go get yourself screwed? It would do you a lot of good.
-->-- ''The Eiger Sanction'' (1975)
->This led directly into a new ''Uncanny ComicBook/XMen'', with Cyclops the mutant revolutionary rock star at its center. In a little over a decade, Scott Summers went from boring boy scout to jaw-dropping, unapologetic cover boy. All it took was a little kinky sex.
-->-- '''Rowan Kaiser''' [[https://medium.com/@RowanKaiser/how-i-learned-to-love-cyclops-and-his-sexy-sexy-butt-9bf878290bae#.9p7oyrv5m summing up]] Cyclops' post-2000s characterization
to:
So my mother told me,\\
That if I didn't kiss a girl\\
Me lips would all grow mouldy.
-->-- "Haul away Joe", a sea shanty
->"Ha,
-->--''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'', ''[[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1347545/040/ commenter in chapter 6]]''
->''"Go ahead and try to hit me if you’re able.''
->''Can’t you see that my relationship is stable?''
->''I can see you hate
->''But I think you’re just mad ‘cause you’re single.
->''“Well, His Majesty knows because it happened on Avalon, and therefore he knows about it. And what he said and your reactions made it easy for me to figure it out. Congratulations, by the way. You both look so damn happy I’m envious all over again. You two both needed last night, I think. You’re practically glowing, and giving off a cloud of very specific pheromones so powerful I’m practically getting a contact high from standing downwind of you. Every Imperial here is going to be able to tell because of things like that. There’s also the hundred subtle cues of posture, facial expression, and body language that tell say, trained psychiatrists, for example, that things between you two are different from yesterday.”''
-->--'''Ching''', ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', ''chapter 43''
->'''Woman Journalist:''' Tell me, Mr. Bowman, in your opinion do these men climb to prove their manhood, or is it more a matter of [[CompensatingForSomething compensating for inferiority feelings?]]
->'''Ben Bowman:''' Lady, why don't you go get yourself screwed? It would do you a lot of good.
->This led directly into
->'''The Eleventh Doctor:''' [[ReallySevenhundredYearsOld I'm 907 years old]]! Do you understand what that means?! \\
'''Amy:''' It's been a
'''The Eleventh Doctor:''' Ye-No, no, ''no!''
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->There was spring, a man's love, his heat and his strength, his smell, the joy of taking and being taken, everything you don't know, that you're dying to know and never will. You must not be attractive in bed if your husband prefers boys.
-->--'''Marguerite de Bourgogne''' to Isabelle de France (her sister-in-law, married to the homosexual Edward II of England), ''Literature/TheAccursedKings''
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->This led directly into a new ''Uncanny ComicBook/XMen'', with Cyclops the mutant revolutionary rock star at its center. In a little over a decade, Scott Summers went from boring boy scout to jaw-dropping, unapologetic cover boy. All it took was
-->-- '''Rowan Kaiser''' [[https://medium.com/@RowanKaiser/how-i-learned-to-love-cyclops-and-his-sexy-sexy-butt-9bf878290bae#.9p7oyrv5m summing up]] Cyclops' post-2000s characterization
->''#228. I cannot use my time machine to hire Hitler a hooker in 1920, thus avoiding UsefulNotes/{{WW2}}.''
-->--'''[[http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html 1975 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG]]'''
->''"This is the
-->--'''Marguerite de Bourgogne'''
-->--' ''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/voyager-season-four.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Revulsion"
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->''Having sex could make a nice man out of the meanest!''
-->--'''Music/TheLonelyIsland''', "I Just Had Sex"
->'''Rosa:''' C'mon, sir, the math thing isn't the problem. Night shift's keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.\\
''(Amy makes an OhCrap face)''\\
'''Holt:''' ...what did you say?\\
'''Amy:''' Don't say it again!\\
'''Rosa:''' I said you two need to bone.\\
''({{Beat}} as Amy closes her eyes and [[ThisIsGonnaSuck braces herself for the inevitable]])''\\
'''Holt:''' Hooooooww dare you, Detective Diaz? I am your SUPERIOR OFFICER!\\
''(five minutes later)''\\
'''Holt:''' ''(in the doorway of his office)'' BOOOOOOONE?!?!?!\\
''(ten minutes later)''\\
'''Holt:''' ''(back next to Diaz's and Santiago's desks)'' What happens in my bedroom, Detective, is none of your business.\\
''(21 minutes later)''\\
'''Holt:''' ''(once again in the doorway of his office)'' BOOOOOOOONE?!?!?!?!\\
''(40 minutes later)''\\
'''Holt:''' ''(calmly, in front of Diaz and Santiago)'' Don't ever speak to me like that ever again. ''(walks back to his office)''\\
'''Amy:''' ''(faintly)'' Why did you do that?\\
'''Rosa:''' Dude was pent up. Now he knows. Problem solved.
-->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'', "Skyfire Cycle"
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->''"That Kaiba kid needs to
''(Amy makes an OhCrap face)''\\
'''Holt:''' ...what did you say?\\
'''Amy:''' Don't say it again!\\
'''Rosa:''' I said you two need to bone.\\
''({{Beat}} as Amy closes her eyes and [[ThisIsGonnaSuck braces herself for the inevitable]])''\\
'''Holt:''' Hooooooww dare you, Detective Diaz? I am your SUPERIOR OFFICER!\\
''(five minutes later)''\\
'''Holt:''' ''(in the doorway of his office)'' BOOOOOOONE?!?!?!\\
''(ten minutes later)''\\
'''Holt:''' ''(back next to Diaz's and Santiago's desks)'' What happens in my bedroom, Detective, is none of your business.\\
''(21 minutes later)''\\
'''Holt:''' ''(once again in the doorway of his office)'' BOOOOOOOONE?!?!?!?!\\
''(40 minutes later)''\\
'''Holt:''' ''(calmly, in front of Diaz and Santiago)'' Don't ever speak to me like that ever again. ''(walks back to his office)''\\
'''Amy:''' ''(faintly)'' Why did you do that?\\
'''Rosa:''' Dude was pent up. Now he knows. Problem solved.
-->--
->'''Lady Macbeth:''' My plan ''will'' work! Macbeth just needs to screw his courage to his sticking place!
->'''Sassy Gay Friend:''' No. [[DeadpanSnarker He needs to screw his courage to]] ''[[DeadpanSnarker your]]'' [[DoubleEntendre sticking place.]]
->'''Lady Macbeth:''' ''(gasps)''
->'''Sassy Gay Friend:''' Yeah. I said it. Because, sister, you need a hobby or an orgasm, ''stat''.
-->-- ''WebVideo/SassyGayFriend: Theatre/{{Macbeth}}''
->''"Ah, my favourite; the old 'You need to get laid'. Because, apparently, I've never had sex, and ''only'' people who had sex like poorly, lazily produced pop music. If I had known that, I would've never ever had sex in my life, but luckily, 'stupid' is not a sexually-transmitted disease, and I'm fine. I find this argument usually comes from people who are virgins themselves; people who believe 'sex solves ''everything''', because if they ever had sex, they know that it doesn't change the way you perceive music, movies, TV shows, sports, or anything else people like to use this argument for."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/ADoseOfBuckley Buckley]]''' explaining why this is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op4kRRd9YbY not a valid argument for disagreeing with his worst song picks]].
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->''"On the other hand, maybe [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot all of this could have been avoided]] if you had just managed to get laid once in a while. You can't even tell me you'd be this tightly wound if you were receiving [[UnusualEuphemism Treasure Type O]] regularly."''
-->-- '''Roy Greenhilt''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', to '''Miko Miyazaki''' following her fall
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-->-- ''Series/Brooklyn99'', "Skyfire Cycle"
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'''Rosa:''' I said you two need to bone.
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'''Amy:''' Don't say it again!
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'''Rosa:''' I said you two need tobone.
bone.\\
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-->'''Rosa:''' C'mon, sir, the math thing isn't the problem. Night shift's keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.\\
''(Amy makes an OhCrap face)''\\
'''Holt:''' ...what did you say?\\
'''Amy:''' Don't say it again!
'''Rosa:''' I said you two need to bone.
''({{Beat}} as Amy closes her eyes and [[ThisIsGonnaSuck braces herself for the inevitable]])
'''Holt:''' Hooooooww dare you, Detective Diaz? I am your SUPERIOR OFFICER!\\
''(five minutes later)''\\
'''Holt:''' ''(in the doorway of his office)'' BOOOOOOONE?!?!?!\\
''(ten minutes later)''\\
'''Holt:''' ''(back next to Diaz's and Santiago's desks)'' What happens in my bedroom, Detective, is none of your business.\\
''(21 minutes later)''\\
'''Holt:''' ''(once again in the doorway of his office)'' BOOOOOOOONE?!?!?!?!\\
''(40 minutes later)''\\
'''Holt:''' ''(calmly, in front of Diaz and Santiago)'' Don't ever speak to me like that ever again. ''(walks back to his office)''\\
'''Amy:''' ''(faintly)'' Why did you do that?\\
'''Rosa:''' Dude was pent up. Now he knows. Problem solved.