History Quotes / YokoOhNo

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->''I know that when I say this I may be stepping on pins and needles''
->''But I don't like all these people slagging her for breaking up Music/TheBeatles''
->''(don't blame it on Yokey!)''
->''I mean, if I was John and you were Yoko I would gladly give up musical genius''
->''Just to have you as my very own personal Venus''

->''"I saw Yoko Ono come in the book store, and I ran to the music history section. I grabbed every book on the Beatles I could carry and ran back. Then I threw the books at her, yelling 'YOU ARE THE VILLAIN IN ALL OF THESE STORIES!'"''
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'' AltText

->''Essential Viewing: ''[[{{Music/Nirvana}} Kurt]] and {{Music/Courtney|Love}}''. I like documentaries that are IN NO WAY objective.''
-->--'''[[http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/see-what-were-really-missing-here-is-the-vaccine-truth-1641735183 Drew Magary]]'''

->"We live in a country where Music/JohnLennon takes six bullets in the chest. Music/YokoOno is standing right next to him, ''not one fucking bullet!'' Explain that to me! [[RageAgainstTheHeavens Explain it to me, God! Explain it to me, God! I want it explained to me now!]] JESUS!"
-->-- '''Creator/DenisLeary''', ''No Cure for Cancer''


->''"Oi! Ono! '''No!'''"''

->'''Spike:''' It's called the Yoko Factor. Don't tell me you've never heard of the Beatles?
->'''Adam:''' [[PopCulturedBadass I have. I like Helter Skelter.]]
->'''Spike:''' [[UsefulNotes/CharlesManson What a surprise.]] The point is, they were once a real powerful group. It's not a stretch to say they ruled the world. And when they broke up everyone blamed Yoko, but the fact is the group split itself apart, she just happened to be there. You know how it is with kids. They go off to college, they grow apart. Way of the world.

-->-- ''VideoGame/GuitarHero World Tour''

->''"Almost immediately after Milo and Otis reunite, guess what happens. 'Oh no, not a woman! Ruining our perfect bromance? [[BigNo Nooooo!]]' Was this a thing before Yoko Ono ruined the world? Because it sure is a thing now. Woman!"''

->''"Guys always blame the girl when they can't keep their [[Music/TheBeatles little band]] together."''
-->-- '''[[PopculturalOsmosisFailure Agent 355]]''', ''ComicBook/YTheLastMan''

->"''If you wanna break up your band, bring your girlfriend to the studio. [[TakeThat It worked for]] [[Music/TheBeatles the Beatles]], it can work for you too.''"

->''I know that when I say this [[FlameBait I may be stepping on pins and needles]]''
->''But I don't like [[HateDumb all these people slagging her]] for breaking up Music/TheBeatles''

-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''' on ''MiloAndOtis''

->''But I don't like [[FanDumb all these people slagging her]] for breaking up Music/TheBeatles''

-->-- ''GuitarHero World Tour''

-->-- '''BarenakedLadies''', "Be My Yoko Ono"

-->-- '''[[HarryEnfieldAndChums The Self-Righteous Brothers]]'''

->'''Adam:''' I have. I like Helter Skelter.
->'''Spike:''' What a surprise. The point is, they were once a real powerful group. It's not a stretch to say they ruled the world. And when they broke up everyone blamed Yoko, but the fact is the group split itself apart, she just happened to be there. You know how it is with kids. They go off to college, they grow apart. Way of the world.

->'''Spike:''' What a surprise. The point is, they were once a real powerful group. It's not a stretch to say they ruled the world. And when they broke up everyone blamed Yoko, but the fact is the group split itself apart, she just happened to be there. You know how it is with kids. They go off to college, they grow apart. Way of the world.''

->''I know that when I say this I may be stepping on pins and needles''

-->--'''BarenakedLadies''', "Be My Yoko Ono"

->''I saw Yoko Ono come in the book store, and I ran to the music history section. I grabbed every book on the Beatles I could carry and ran back. Then I threw the books at her, yelling "YOU ARE THE VILLAIN IN ALL OF THESE STORIES!"''

->''Oi! Ono! '''No!''' ''
-->-- [[HarryEnfieldAndChums The Self-Righteous Brothers]]

-> '''Spike:''' It's called the Yoko Factor. Don't tell me you've never heard of the Beatles?
-> '''Adam:''' I have. I like Helter Skelter.
-> '''Spike:''' What a surprise. The point is, they were once a real powerful group. It's not a stretch to say they ruled the world. And when they broke up everyone blamed Yoko, but the fact is the group split itself apart, she just happened to be there. You know how it is with kids. They go off to college, they grow apart. Way of the world.''

--> ''Almost immediately after Milo and Otis reunite, guess what happens. "Oh no, not a woman! Ruining our perfect bromance? [[BigNo Nooooo!]]" Was this a thing before Yoko Ono ruined the world? Because it sure is a thing now. Woman!''
-->-- ''TheNostalgiaChick'' commenting on this trope in her review for ''MiloAndOtis''
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->''But I don't like all these people slagging her for breaking up the Beatles''

-->--'''Barenaked Ladies''', "Be My Yoko Ono"

-->-- ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "The Yoko Factor"

->''[The Beatles] were once a real powerful group. It's not a stretch to say they ruled the world. And when they broke up everyone blamed Yoko, but the fact is the group split itself apart, she just happened to be there. You know how it is with kids. They go off to college, they grow apart. Way of the world.''
-->-- '''Spike''', ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "The Yoko Factor"

-->-- Spike, [[BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy the Vampire Slayer]], ''The Yoko Factor''

-->-- ''TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'' AltText