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1	!!{{Comic Book}}s
2	->''"Guys always blame the girl when they can't keep their little band together."''
3	-->-- '''Agent 355''', ''ComicBook/YTheLastMan''
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5	!!{{Music\|tropes}}
6	->''I mean, if I was John and you were Yoko\
7	I would gladly give up musical genius\
8	Just to have you as my very own personal Venus''
9	-->-- '''Music/BarenakedLadies''', "Be My Yoko Ono"
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11	!!LiveActionTV
12	->"Oi! Ono! ''No!''"
13	-->-- '''[[Series/HarryEnfieldAndChums The Self-Righteous Brothers]]'''
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15	->'''Spike:''' It's called the Yoko Factor. Don't tell me you've never heard of the Beatles?\
16	'''Adam:''' I have. I like "Helter Skelter."
17	->'''Spike:''' [[UsefulNotes/CharlesManson What a surprise.]] The point is, they were once a real powerful group. It's not a stretch to say they ruled the world. And when they broke up, everyone blamed Yoko. But the fact is the group split itself apart; she just happened to be there.
18	-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "The Yoko Factor"
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20	!!StandUpComedy
21	->"We live in a country where Music/JohnLennon takes six bullets in the chest. Music/YokoOno is standing right next to him, ''not one fucking bullet!'' Explain that to me! [[RageAgainstTheHeavens Explain it to me, God! Explain it to me, God! I want it explained to me now!]] JESUS!"
22	-->-- '''Creator/DenisLeary''', ''No Cure for Cancer''
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24	!!{{Video Game}}s
25	->''When in doubt, blame the singer's girlfriend.''
26	-->-- '''''VideoGame/GuitarHero World Tour'''''
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28	!!{{Webcomic}}s
29	->''"I saw Yoko Ono come in the book store, and I ran to the music history section. I grabbed every book on the Beatles I could carry and ran back. Then I threw the books at her, yelling 'YOU ARE THE VILLAIN IN ALL OF THESE STORIES!'"''
30	-->-- ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'' AltText
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32	!!WebOriginal
33	->''Essential Viewing: ''[[{{Music/Nirvana}} Kurt]] and {{Music/Courtney\|Love}}''. I like documentaries that are IN NO WAY objective.''
34	-->--'''[[http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/see-what-were-really-missing-here-is-the-vaccine-truth-1641735183 Drew Magary]]'''
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36	!!WebVideo
37	->"Almost immediately after Milo and Otis reunite, guess what happens? 'Oh no, not a woman! Ruining our perfect bromance? [[BigNo Nooooo!]]' Was this a thing before Yoko Ono ruined the world? Because it sure is a thing now. ''Woman!''"
38	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''' on ''Film/TheAdventuresOfMiloAndOtis''
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40	->"If you wanna break up your band, bring your girlfriend to the studio. It worked for the Beatles]], it can work for you too."
41	-->--'''Glenn Fricker''', Spectre Media Group

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