History Quotes / XtremeKoolLetterZ

>''"Not that "Kool" was ever spelled correctly in the first place. It just makes it more "kool" when it's with a K."''

->''With the X, I know what you are thinking. It's a marketing thing. You see, I wanted to call the show ''Going to Other Planets'', but research says that shows with X in the name get better ratings.''

->'''H. Star:''' [[DarkerAndEdgier Xeriouxly Forxe!!]] (beat) Did I say that right?
->'''S. Bad:''' Xhut up and juxt xay your linex! Aw, it'x really hard to talk like [[OverlyLongGag xhix]].
-->--''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner''

->''The X stood for “eXtreme” and web developers were required to cross their arms in an X shape when speaking the letter.''

-->--[[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-09-20 Caption box]] from ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive''

-->--'''Johnny Cage''', ''Franchise/MortalKombat 9''

-->--{{Creator/Seanbaby}}, [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-things-that-dont-mix-with-anything/#ixzz2V0tf2hfG 7 Things That Don't Mix with Anything]]

->''The keyword is kulminate - that's with a [[ThemeNaming K]]!''
-->--'''Doctor K''' (no, not [[Series/PowerRangersRPM her]], ''[[Animation/CubixRobotsForEveryone him]]'')

->'''Bender''': There's nothing wrong with murder, so long as you let Bender wet his beak.
->'''Leela''': You're blackmailing me?
->'''Bender''': BlackmailIsSuchAnUglyWord. I prefer "extortion." [[XMakesAnythingCool The "X" makes it sound cool]].
-->--{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}} - Anthology of Interest

->''Did you make that last part up? It just kinda sounds like you made it up. And look, they spelled it wrong.''

->'''S. Bad:''' [[UpToEleven Xhut up and juxt xay your linex!]] Aw, it'x really hard to talk like [[OverlyLongGag xhix]].

->"I thought I understood z-plurals: they indicate something which is both youth-oriented and extreme. So, while 'tea cozies' are something cherished by old ladies wearing shawls, 'tea coziez' are all the rage among adrenalin-infused, rapping, snowboarding youth who may or may not be wearing 'shawlz'."

->"With the X, I know what you are thinking. It's a marketing thing. You see, I wanted to call the show ''Going to Other Planets'', but research says that shows with X in the name get better ratings."

->"The X stood for “eXtreme” and web developers were required to cross their arms in an X shape when speaking the letter."

->"Laterz... What? Z's are cool."
-->--''[[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-09-20 Caption box]] from ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive''

->"Call me crazy with a K, but didn't we see him die?"

->"All societies live by one simple rule: Calling yourself 'extreme' is fine if you're wheeling down some kind of ramp, but if you're just a trail mix or a Cheeto, '''fuck you.'''"

->"The keyword is kulminate - that's with a [[ThemeNaming K]]!"

->"The next level is called 'Schoolz Out'. With a Z. Because, you know, Z is the hippest letter of the alphabet. It's what all the kids are into!"

->And I'm honestly as surprised as you probably are that they included the E in "Extreme". If popular culture has taught us anything, it's that vowels are not extreme.

->Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter.

->Speaking of, you're gonna spell "extreme" with a X, but not spell "stunts" with a Z? That's a missed opportunity right there, how do you think you'll sell this game to the kidz?

->'''H. Star:''' [[DarkerAndEdgier Xeriouxly Forxe!!]] (beat) Did I xay that right?
->'''S. Bad:''' [[UpToEleven Xut up and juxt xay your linex!]] Aw, it'x really hard to talk like [[OverlyLongGag xhix]].