Line #31 Quotes/XtremeKoolLetterz


1	->''I thought I understood z-plurals: they indicate something which is both youth-oriented and extreme. So, while 'tea cozies' are something cherished by old ladies wearing shawls, 'tea coziez' are all the rage among adrenalin-infused, rapping, snowboarding youth who may or may not be wearing 'shawlz'.''
2	-->-- '''Lore Sjoberg''', ''[[http://www.bookofratings.com/ The Book of Ratings]]''
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4	->'''Wave Runner:''' Power-Links?\
5	'''Starscream:''' No, it's Powerlinx, with an X. ''Everything's'' more impressive with an X.
6	-->-- ''My Little Transformer'', episode 76
7
8	->''Because poor literacy is KEWL.''
9	-->-- ''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''
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11	->''Have you taken note of the fact that every prescription drug has an "X" or a "Z" in the name? You know, Vioxx and Paxil and Oxycontin and Celebrex and Fosamax and Prozac? But, uh, are Americans really that ''dumb''? That all you have to do is put an "X" or a "Z" in the name and they go "Well, I'm not a doctor, but I can see this is serious medicine"?''
12	-->-- '''Bill Maher''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGU5KAlKkaE The Decider]]''
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14	->''"With the X, I know what you are thinking. It's a marketing thing. You see, I wanted to call the show ''Going to Other Planets'', but research says that shows with X in the name get better ratings."''
15	-->-- '''Martin Lloyd''', ''Series/StargateSG1'', "[[ShowWithinAShow Wormhole X-treme!]]"
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17	->'''H. Star:''' [[DarkerAndEdgier Xeriouxly Forxe!!]] ''[{{Beat}}]'' Did I say that right?\
18	'''S. Bad:''' Xhut up and juxt xay your linex! Aw, it'x really hard to talk like [[OverlyLongGag xhix]].
19	-->-- ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner''
20
21	->''The X stood for "eXtreme" and web developers were required to cross their arms in an X shape when speaking the letter.''
22	-->-- [[http://www.alistapart.com/articles/a-brief-history-of-markup/ A List Apart]]
23
24	->''Laterz... What? Z's are cool.''
25	-->-- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-09-20 Caption box]] from ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive''
26
27	->''Call me crazy with a K, but didn't we see him die?''
28	-->-- '''Johnny Cage''', ''VideoGame/MortalKombat9''
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30	->''All societies live by one simple rule: Calling yourself 'extreme' is fine if you're wheeling down some kind of ramp, but if you're just a trail mix or a Cheeto, '''fuck you.'''''
31	-->-- '''Creator/{{Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-things-that-dont-mix-with-anything/#ixzz2V0tf2hfG 7 Things That Don't Mix with Anything]]
32
33	->''The keyword is kulminate -- that's with a [[ThemeNaming K]]!''
34	-->-- '''Doctor K''', ''Animation/CubixRobotsForEveryone''
35
36	->'''Bender:''' There's nothing wrong with murder, so long as you let Bender wet his beak.\
37	'''Leela:''' You're blackmailing me?\
38	'''Bender:''' BlackmailIsSuchAnUglyWord. I prefer "extortion". [[XMakesAnythingCool The "X" makes it sound cool]].
39	-->-- ''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}'', "[[Recap/FuturamaS2E16AnthologyOfInterestI Anthology of Interest I]]"
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41	->''The next level is called 'Schoolz Out'. With a Z. Because, you know, Z is the hippest letter of the alphabet. It's what all the kids are into!''
42	-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Brutalmoose}}''', ''Razor Freestyle Scooter''
43
44	->''And I'm honestly as surprised as you probably are that they included the E in "Extreme". If popular culture has taught us anything, it's that vowels are not extreme.''
45	-->-- ''WebVideo/RosssGameDungeon'', ''Freak Out: Extreme Freeride''
46
47	->''Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter.''
48	-->-- ''Theatre/KingLear''
49
50	->''Speaking of, you're gonna spell "extreme" with a X, but not spell "stunts" with a Z? That's a missed opportunity there, how do you think you'll sell this game to the kidz?''
51	-->-- ''{{WebVideo/Caddicarus}}'', "The Painful World of LEGO Games"
52
53	->''"Did you make that last part up? It just kinda sounds like you made it up. And look, they spelled it wrong."''
54	-->-- '''Cole Young''', ''Film/MortalKombat2021''
55
56	->''"Not that "Kool" was ever spelled correctly in the first place. It just makes it more "kool" when it's with a K."''
57	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''Kid Kool''

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