History Quotes / WordSaladHumor

-->-- '''Creator/BillWurtz''', ''Christmas Isn't Real''

->''There's, like, twenty absurdities in that sentence.''
-->-- '''[[Creator/{{Egoraptor}} Arin Hanson]]''', ''WebVideo/GameGrumps''

-->-- '''[[{{Egoraptor}} Arin Hanson]]''', ''WebVideo/GameGrumps''

-->[[http://summonerscode.com/ The Summoner's Code]], Exhibit 408

-->-- '''Psychos''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}'', summarizing 98% of their dialogue. [[note]]The remaining 2% consists of the above line, and [[ShoutOut/ToShakespeare a soliloquy from]] ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}''.[[/note]]

->"There's, like, twenty absurdities in that sentence."

-->--'''CharlesManson,''' 1997 parole hearing

-->-- '''Psychos''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''

-->''I'm jumping in the Pimento shower\\

-->''I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake. I was only 3 years dead, but it told a tale, and now listen little child to the safety rail.''

->''"You know, whatever you guys are playing out there, that's nice for you to play when you've got the money, that's cool. But when you're down in the hard time, well you ain't got nothing but mine you sloppin' and moppin' with. You've got to deal with what you've got to deal from here, honey buns."''

->''"You know, whatever you guys are playing out there that's nice for you to play when you've got the money, that's cool. But when you're down in the hard time, well you ain't got nothing but mine you sloppin' and moppin' with. You've got to deal with what you've got to deal from here, honey buns."''

-->--''The Llama Song''

-->''I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake. I was only 3 years dead, but it told a tale, and now listen little child to the safety rail."

''I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake. I was only 3 years dead, but it told a tale, and now listen little child to the safety rail."

-->'''Jim Lehrer''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_225749&feature=iv&src_vid=SgmARwtptoo&v=QlwilbVYvUg "Eye of the Sparrow"]]

-->--''TheLlamaSong''

-->'''Jim Lehrer''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_225749&feature=iv&src_vid=SgmARwtptoo&v=QlwilbVYvUg "Eye of the Sparrow"]]

There lay a perfect brown baby\\

Lotion rub bruises\\
Lotion rub bruises\\

Rent a hotel\\
Both government anchovies-when they laugh at you, you'll drown\\

I wanted the music first
In the evening square of the fresh prince
There lay a perfect brown baby
The guards can see we're all out of weapons, no machetes
Lotion rub bruises
Lotion rub bruises
Drink, or sip
Rent a hotel
Both government anchovies-when they laugh at you, you'll drown
Eye of the Sparrow

-->''I'm jumping in the Pimento shower//

I wanted the music first//
In the evening square of the fresh prince//
There lay a perfect brown baby//
The guards can see we're all out of weapons, no machetes//
Lotion rub bruises//
Lotion rub bruises//
Drink, or sip//
Rent a hotel//
Both government anchovies-when they laugh at you, you'll drown//
Eye of the Sparrow//
This girl slipped on my arrow''//