History Quotes / WithCatlikeTread

-->-- ''ThePiratesOfPenzance''

-->-- '''Myra''', ''SkinDeep''

-->-- [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]], still ironing out the kinks in ''VideoGame/DayZ''.

->''"I will have to use stealth instead" said [[Manga/DeathNote L]] and [[SuperWindowJump jumped in the broken window]] screaming.''
-->-- ''Fanfic/LightAndDarkTheAdventuresOfDarkYagami''

-> '''[[Manga/DeathNote Mogi]]:''' [[NoIndoorVoice MISA-MISA, THIS IS AN INFILTRATION MISSION, SO BE CAREFUL!]]
-> '''Ooi:''' [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy What's he talking about?]]
-> '''Mogi:''' DON'T BLOW OUR COVER! (Am I forgetting anything?) OH YEAH, L WANTED ME TO TELL YOU THE BUG IS IN YOUR PURSE! BE SURE TO OPEN IT OR WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!

->'''Lister:''' Someone get behind me.
->'''Kryten:''' I'm going to come around behind you now, sir.
->'''Lister:''' Okay, Kryten, take me by surprise.
->'''Kryten:''' I'm coming around behind you to take you by surprise, sir.
->'''Lister:''' Get on with it, surprise me.
->'''Kryten:''' You may get an unpleasant sensation of chloroform. Don't be alarmed.
->'''Lister:''' Surprise me now.
->'''Kryten:''' Here comes my surprise, sir.

->'''[[VideoGame/{{Uncharted}} Nathan Drake]]:''' (while sneaking) Hey. Hey, Sev!
->'''Sev:''' (trying to keep quiet) Shut up you ''moron!''
->'''Nathan:''' (stands) Okay... I will shut my mouth! Because I know... What we need right now. Is complete and utter silence! And so I will provide such things... By making no noise... Whatsosever!
->'''Sev:''' I am going to strangle you!
->'''Nathan:''' Say not another thing my companion, for I know... That this has always been my destiny!
->'''Guard:''' What the fuck?
->'''Sev:''' Shit!
->'''Nathan:''' I was born to be the quietest individual who has ever lived! And thus! I WILL silence myself! I will QUELL MY WORDS! And you will not hear a thing from- [[KilledMidsentence HUBURURURURURU!]]"

-->-- [[Machinima/SanityNotIncluded]]

-->-- [[WebOriginal/SanityNotIncluded]]

-->-- '''Dan Backslide''', ''TheDoverBoys''

-->-- Dark Matt from "WebComic/WhiteDarkLife", in a mini arc based on VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiBowsersInsideStory.

->The Blind Dead ''is a movie about centuries-old corpses who rise from the dead and chase people around cemeteries and churches. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin They are blind]]. The way to escape from the blind dead is to keep real quiet. Then they don't know where you are, and [[StupidityIsTheOnlyOption the movie would be over]]. To avoid this, the people in the movie bang on doors, shout, breathe heavily, scream, gasp, cough, clear their throats, snap their fingers, tap their toes, step on twigs, grind their teeth and ream out their ears.''
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''' (Note: being silent doesn't actually help [[spoiler:because they can hear your heartbeat]])

-->-- Excerpt from "Security of the Column, The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer, Chaper 3 Section 8", ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' [[labelnote:But...]]There ''is'' no Litany of Stealth in the benedictions - you're being told to be quiet.[[/labelnote]]

-->-- Dark Matt from White Dark Life, in a mini arc based on VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiBowsersInsideStory.

-->-- Dark Matt from [[http://pommyman.deviantart.com/art/Meatballs-144355864 this webcomic]], based on VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiBowsersInsideStory.

->"If we're goin' in there we'll require'' stealth ''and'' subtlety. Where's my ''chainsaw''?"

->"Why, Thor, the God of Thunder, is trying to enter my building!"

-> '''[[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy Ooi]]:''' What's he talking about?

->'''Pirates:''' [[TropeNamer WITH CATLIKE TREAD,]] '''''[crash]'''''\\
Upon our prey we steal! '''''[crash]'''''\\
In silence dread, '''''[crash]'''''\\
Our cautious way we feel! '''''[crash]'''''\\
'''General Stanley:''' Is someone there?
-->-- ''ThePiratesOfPenzance''

->"Oh, right. Loud noises: the classic {{zombie apocalypse}} social faux pas."
-->-- [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]], still ironing out the kinks in ''VideoGame/DayZ''.

->The Blind Dead ''is a movie about centuries-old corpses who rise from the dead and chase people around cemeteries and churches. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin They are blind]]. The way to escape from the blind dead is to keep real quiet. Then they don't know where you are, and [[StupidityIsTheOnlyOption the movie would be over]]. To avoid this, the people in the movie bang on doors, shout, breathe heavily, scream, gasp, cough, clear their throats, snap their fingers, tap their toes, step on twigs, grind their teeth and ream out their ears.''
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''' (Note: being silent doesn't actually help [[spoiler:because they can hear your heartbeat]])

->"1584. Even if the rules allow it, I am not allowed to Sneak with a running chainsaw."
-->-- ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

->"I've got three words for you: SNEAK ATTACK, BITCH!"
-->-- '''Haley Starshine''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''.

->"If we're goin' in there we'll require'' stealth ''and'' subtlety. Where's my ''chainsaw''?"
-->-- '''Myra''', ''SkinDeep''

->'''Lister:''' Someone get behind me.
->'''Kryten:''' I'm going to come around behind you now, sir.
->'''Lister:''' Okay, Kryten, take me by surprise.
->'''Kryten:''' I'm coming around behind you to take you by surprise, sir.
->'''Lister:''' Get on with it, surprise me.
->'''Kryten:''' You may get an unpleasant sensation of chloroform. Don't be alarmed.
->'''Lister:''' Surprise me now.
->'''Kryten:''' Here comes my surprise, sir.
-->-- ''Series/RedDwarf'', "Demons and Angels"

->"...Try to maneuver around behind [the enemy scout], using cover as explained in Section 9. Recite the Litany of Stealth (refer to Emperor's Benedictions) to decrease your chances of being heard. Creep up behind him, pull his head up sharply to expose his neck then thrust your knife deeply into the side of his throat..."
-->-- Excerpt from "Security of the Column, The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer, Chaper 3 Section 8", ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' [[labelnote:But...]]There ''is'' no Litany of Stealth in the benedictions - you're being told to be quiet.[[/labelnote]]

->I am the darkness that surrounds me,\\
I am the air that surrounds me,\\
I am the land that hides me,\\
I wait to strike,\\
From the Darkness,\\
I wait to kill,\\
From out of thin air,\\
I am invisible,\\
And I am silent death.
-->-- ''Prayer of Invisibility (To be whispered when remaining hidden from the eyes of the enemy), The Benedictions of the Emperor, Inspiration Source and Uplifting Creeds for all Infantrymen, The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer'', TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}

->"A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!"
-->-- '''Dan Backslide''', ''TheDoverBoys''

->"FALCON SNEAK!! FALCON SNEAK!! [[KilledMidSentence FALC-]]"
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/{{F-Zero}} Captain Falcon]]''', ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily'', [[http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/2008/07/14/051-captain-falcon-solid/ "Captain Falcon Solid"]]

->"Why, Thor, the God of Thunder, is trying to enter my building!"
-->-- '''Adam''', ''Series/MythBusters'', "Crimes and Mythdemeanors"

-->-- ''ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

-->-- Excerpt from "Security of the Column, The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer, Chaper 3 Section 8", ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert'''

-->-- [[ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]], still ironing out the kinks in ''VideoGame/DayZ''.

->The Blind Dead is a movie about centuries-old corpses who rise from the dead and chase people around cemeteries and churches. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin They are blind]]. The way to escape from the blind dead is to keep real quiet. Then they don't know where you are, and [[StupidityIsTheOnlyOption the movie would be over]]. To avoid this, the people in the movie bang on doors, shout, breathe heavily scream, gasp, cough, clear their throats, snap their fingers, tap their toes, step on twigs, grind their teeth and ream out their ears.

->The Blind Dead ''is a movie about centuries-old corpses who rise from the dead and chase people around cemeteries and churches. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin They are blind]]. The way to escape from the blind dead is to keep real quiet. Then they don't know where you are, and [[StupidityIsTheOnlyOption the movie would be over]]. To avoid this, the people in the movie bang on doors, shout, breathe heavily scream, gasp, cough, clear their throats, snap their fingers, tap their toes, step on twigs, grind their teeth and ream out their ears.''

-->-- Dark Matt from [[http://pommyman.deviantart.com/art/Meatballs-144355864 this webcomic]], based on [[VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiBowsersInsideStory Bowser's Inside Story]].

-->-- '''Adam''', ''[[Series/{{Mythbusters}} MythBusters]]'', "Crimes and Mythdemeanors"

-->-- A character from [[http://pommyman.deviantart.com/art/Meatballs-144355864 this webcomic]], based on [[VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiBowsersInsideStory Bowser's Inside Story]].

->The Blind Dead ''is a movie about centuries-old corpses who rise from the dead and chase people around cemeteries and churches. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin They are blind]]. ...The way to escape from the blind dead is to keep real quiet. Then they don't know where you are, and [[StupidityIsTheOnlyOption the movie would be over]]. To avoid this, the people in the movie bang on doors, shout, breathe heavily scream, gasp, cough, clear their throats, snap their fingers, tap their toes, step on twigs, grind their teeth and ream out their ears.''