History Quotes / WhattheHellHero

->[''Ben uses the Omnitrix to sneak his way past a guard to play a new Sumo Slammer video game, only to be caught and get himself, Gwen, and Max kicked out of the hotel'']\\
'''Max''': How do you expect me to trust you if you keep misusing the watch?\\
'''Ben''': Excuse me! I used it a hundred times for good, [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveSupernaturalPowers why can't I just use it once]] for me?\\
'''Max''': It's not how many times you use it Ben, it's how you use it!\\
'''Ben''': It was no big deal.\\
'''Max''': To you! [[ItsAllAboutMe And that's all you care about!]] So, no more Sumo Slammer stuff for 2 weeks, no comics, no trading cards no -- \\
'''Ben''': FAIR!!!\\
'''Max''': Neither was getting booted from a four-star hotel that I already paid for!\\
'''Ben''': Fine, take it out of my allowance!\\
'''Gwen''': You don't get an allowance.\\
'''Ben & Max''': Stay out of this!\\
[''Gwen gets a sheepish look on her face as she lowers her head and raises her shoulders'']\\
'''Ben''': This is my vacation too! You can't always tell me what to do! [[YoureNotMyFather You're not my dad.]]\\
[''Max is noticeably struck silent as Gwen looks shocked at Ben before turning to look at Max'']\\
'''Max''': Well, if I was I... Look I'm going back to the hotel and see if I can at least get some of my money back. I'll be back in a few minutes.\\
'''Ben''' (''rudely pushing his grandfather out of the way''): Don't hurry!

'''Numbuh 2:''' Yeah! The adults we fight are evil! We don't trap them and get them all hopped up on caffeine like the bullies do! Those adults are barely human by the time they get into that ring!\\

-->-- '''Princess Toadstool''' to Luigi and Yoshi, ''WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld''

'''Angie''': ''I'' '''DID!''' (''Oscar stares at her speechless; Angie turns away'') Before the money...and before the fame...before the lie. To me, you ''were'' a somebody, Oscar. But now you're nothing...but a fake. A sham. A con. You're a joke.\\

-->'''Angie''': Just tell me, Oscar, 'cause I'm curious. Why do you think Lola's interested, huh? Do you ''honestly'' think, for one minute, that she'd even be ''with'' you if you ''weren't'' the rich and famous Sharkslayer?! Are you that blind?\\

'''Angie''': ''I'' '''DID!''' (''Oscar stares at her speechless; Angie turns away'') Before the money...and before the fame...before the lie. To me, you ''were'' a somebody, Oscar. But now you're nothing...but a fake. A sham. A con. You're a joke.\\

->''"Now I know the secret you've been keeping from me-- that Lex Luthor, one of the world's most monstrous criminals... is my brother! We were friends... I trusted you... But you betrayed me! Now get out of my sight, Supergirl... GETOUT"''

->''"Now I know the secret you've been keeping from me-- that Lex Luthor, one of the world's most monstrous criminals... is my brother! We were friends... I trusted you... But you betrayed me! Now get out of my sight, Supergirl... GET OUT!"''

->"So... I guess this is how it ends, huh? Fine, you win. You're wiping out an entire civilization, but hey....''you'll be rich.'' Congratulations, Audrey; looks like you and your dad can probably start that second garage after all. And Vinny, you can start a whole ''chain'' of flower shops. I'm sure your family's gonna be ''very'' proud. But ''that's'' what it's ''all about'', right? '''''[[OnlyInItForTheMoney Money.]]'''''"

->'''Picard:''' (''shouting'') Get out!

'''Garfield''': Oh, I don't believe you guys! [DidntThinkThisThrough I didn't know he was gonna run away!]] He's a dumb dog! No offense, Luca.\\

'''Garfield''': Oh, I don't believe you guys! I didn't know he was gonna run away! He's a dumb dog! No offense, Luca.\\

'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' It's Mary Jane! She dies! ''Tonight!'' Right there at Alchemax!\\

'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' What's important is ''not'' standing by and allowing someone to suffer or ''die'' because you do ''nothing!'' If you don't get that, then you don't get the first thing about being Spider-Man.\\
'''Spider-Man 2099:''' You're the one who doesn't get it, Parker! The future depends on--\\

->'''Regime Franchise/{{Superman}}:''' I made them safe. Shielded them. But are they grateful? Do they appreciate my protection? [[LittleNo No...]] They ''whine. Complain.'' Side with those ''criminals.'' [[VillainousBreakdown If they prefer chaos, I'll give it to them.]] Metropolis and Gotham. I'll flatten 'em. Set an example. Then I'm finding the dimension these duplicates came from. They'll pay for interfering.\\
'''Regime ComicBook/{{Shazam}}:''' Wait. We're wiping out whole cities? Invading worlds in other dimensions?\\
'''Regime Superman:''' You have a problem, Billy?\\
'''Regime Shazam:''' Well, yeah... It's crazy. [[MoralEventHorizon It's going too far.]]\\
'''Regime Franchise/WonderWoman:''' Man's World is incapable of self-rule. We ''will'' preserve order.\\
'''Regime Shazam:''' No... No... There have to be limits. Even on [[{{Superhero}} us]]. [[WithGreatPowerComesGreatResponsibility Especially on us!]]\\
'''Regime Superman:''' [[ShutUpKirk That's enough!]]\\
'''Regime Shazam:''' We can't do this! [[YoureInsane Have you gone nuts?!]] Lois would never want-\\
''[Superman {{Neck Lift}}s Shazam]''\\
'''Regime Shazam:''' [[KilledMidSentence SHAZ-]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs''

'''Medea''' (''angrily''): What's '''''my''''' problem? You wanna know what my problem is, kid? My problem is YOU! You've been acting like a complete jackass after that stupid scuffle you got into with Riku over a little bauble, and that same dumb attitude made you act like a selfish brat who can't even try to listen to people with more common sense than you do when the opportunity is right in front of them.\\

'''(A heartbroken Chase backs away from Ryder)''\\

-->'''Chase:''' I'll be fine. I, I just need...
-->'''Ryder:''' You're not fine. You need to take a break. We'll take care of the recuses for a while.
-->'''Chase:''' What? No, that's not fair.
-->'''Ryder:''' I'm sorry, Chase. I know it's hard, but it's the way it's got to be.
--> ''(A heartbroken Chase backs away from Ryder)''
-->'''Chase:''' (''angrily'') I didn't even want to come to Adventure City! I ''trusted'' you! You said everything would be fine, but it's not! [[ArmorPiercingQuestion What kind of leader gives up on someone the second things get hard?]]\\

->'''Ryan:''' Told ya I'd come to the game.\\
'''Samson:''' You think this is funny? You just endangered everyone in the zoo!\\
'''Ryan:''' I'm sorry—\\
'''Samson:''' For what?! Chasing the gazelles or costing us the game? All you do is sit up in your tree and sulk!\\
'''Ryan:''' If you just...\\
'''Samson:''' What's the problem? Is this all because you can't roar?! ''[Ryan flinches, and [[WasTooHardOnHim Samson looks ashamed]]]'' Ryan, I didn't mean that...\\
'''Ryan:''' Know what I'm doing when I'm sulking in my tree? I'm thinking how great it would be if Samson the Wild wasn't my father.\\
'''Samson:''' Ryan, I didn't...\\
'''Ryan:''' 'Cause it would make being Ryan the Lame a lot easier.\\
'''Samson:''' ''[as Ryan runs off]'' Ryan, I'm sorry.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheWild''

->'''Alex:''' [[SnarkingThanks Thanks a lot]], dad! Because of what you did, my girlfriend is traumatized!"
->'''Devan:''' Oh, she's your official girlfriend now! That's so sweet!
->'''Susan:''' Don't change the subject! Accusing our neighbor of being evil is one thing, but you [[MurderByInaction let him fall to his death]]! Do you have any idea how that makes you look? I don't even want to ''think'' about what would have happened if Lucy hadn't come to his rescue!
->'''Devan:''' Well... at least now I know that nobody is brainwashed... right?
->'''Alex:''' Yeah, and all it took for you to realize it was to almost kill a man!
->'''Devan:''' Alex, Susan, this is not what I wanted at all.
->'''Susan:''' Well, what ''did'' you want, Devan?
->'''Devan:''' What I've always wanted, to protect you... protect everyone from... what I thought was a criminal mastermind.
->'''Alex:''' Well, you didn't do a very good job at it.
->'''Susan:''' First, you attack [[Franchise/DespicableMe Gru]] after just meeting him. Then, you accuse him of things he didn't do, and even recorded false evidence just to put him in jail. Then, you threatened to have child services take his daughters away! And now this! I can't even remember the last time you did any hero work! I mean, where were you when Hypno-Joe tried to make me his wife again?!
->'''Devan:''' He used a giant boot to--
->'''Susan:''' I don't want to hear any of your excuses, because nothing could justify the damage you caused!
->'''Alex:''' Now I'm gonna be known as "that kid whose superhero dad went psycho".
->'''Devan:''' I'm... I'm sorry.
->'''Susan:''' Don't apologize to us! Apologize to our neighbors! They're the ones you hurt the most!
->'''Devan:''' I tried, remember? But they don't want to talk to me.
->'''Alex:''' [[SarcasmMode Gee, I wonder why.]]
->'''Susan:''' Those girls were being serious when they said you weren't their hero anymore. I don't think you're anyone's hero anymore, frankly.
-->--- ''Fanfic/DespicableVsDevoted''

-->--- ''Fanfic/VigilantismOfOlympicProportions''

->'''Donnie:''' "H-How could you?"
->'''Mikey:''' "How could we ''not''? A monkey? I mean, come on! That's funny stuff!"
->'''Donnie:''' "Stop it! Just! Stop! It! After all the times I've helped you when you were hurt or sick, this is ''how'' you repay me? By laughing at me when ''I'm'' injured? Have I ever made fun of any of you when you were injured?"
->''*They shake their heads*''
->'''Donnie:''' "Not once! Not when Leo tripped and fell shell over tea kettle down that fire escape and cut his head open, or when Raph accidentally stuck himself in the leg with his sai, or when Mikey sliced his finger open when trying to 'cut the cheese' with a pair of scissors! I don't ever remember laughing at you. What I do remember is taking care of you and trying to making you feel better! Not make you feel worse!"
->'''Leo:''' "Donnie, we're - "
->'''Donnie:''' "You're my brothers! Why would you treat me like that? Is it because you don't care, or is it because I've always been a joke to you?"

'''Passenger''': [[SarcasmMode Oh no!]] ...And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you ''were'' on a break.

'''Freya:''' If the [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Hound of Hel]] is loose, he'll chew through the fabric of the realms. [[ZombieApocalypse Hel-Walkers are just the beginning]]! ''What were you thinking?!''\\

->That woman was a saint and a shoe-in for a Double-N ticket that she's not going to get because YOU... just couldn't find it! And now, because of your little stunt, she's out there, on her own, walking by herself through the Petrified Forest, facing the demons of the underworld alone and unprotected. This is her reward after a lifetime of hardship and public service? Her destiny stolen by some overreaching salesman looking for a fat commission he didn't deserve!
-->-- '''Don Copal''', ''VideoGame/GrimFandango''