History Quotes / WellDoneSonGuy

-->--, ''Fanfic/{{Between Dreams and Memories|Universe}} Chapter 79, "The Duel (Part 1)"

-->-- ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust''

-->-- ''Fanfic/DoingItRightThisTime'', ''chapter 1''

-->-- '''Kyoko Zeppelin Soryu''', ''Fanfic/GhostsOfEvangelion''

-->-- '''[[{{Manga/Saki}} Teru Miyanaga]]''' discusses this trope with '''[[Anime/GirlsUndPanzer Maho Nishizumi]]''', ''Fanfic/NecessaryToWin''

'''Cliff''': Theo... '''''[[RealityEnsues THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!]]''''' No wonder you get D's in everything!

'''Luke:''' The Night Walker, who glides on oceans of blood. Beyond human. A monster whose power radiates with a darkness that casts a shadow on darkness itself!\\
'''Alucard:''' Oh, you dirty bitch, work the shaft!\\

'''Luke:''' Perhaps I should just skip to my point. My name is Luke Valentine.\\

'''Luke:''' I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you here.\\

->-Luke destroys Alucard's TV with his DynamicEntry-\\
'''Alucard:''' That was a 70-inch, plasma screen TV.\\
'''Alucard:''' -deep breath-\\
'''Alucard:''' So, how can I help you?\\

'''Alucard:''' Oh really?\\
'''Luke:''' The night walker, who glides on oceans of blood. Beyond human. A monster whose power radiates with a darkness that casts a shadow on darkness itself!\\

'''Alucard:''' Oh, I'm sorry, I like to dirty talk when someone's sucking my dick!\\

'''Alucard:''' So am I! And I'm failing. And I'm sorry for that.\\
'''Alucard:''' It's just that I'm so agitated, because this blonde little shit strolled into my room, destroyed my 70-inch plasma TV and is trying to impress me like I'm his alcoholic father.\\
-Both shove their guns into each other's faces-\\
'''Alucard:''' Be a sport and grab daddy another beer, would you?
-->--''WebVideo/HellsingAbridged'' Episode 2

-> Eduardo Saverin: Co-founder and CFO [of Facebook].' ... You have no idea what that's gonna mean to my father.

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->'''Young Solid Snake:''' Dad, guess what? I learned my sixth language today!\\
'''Big Boss:''' Good work, son, your made your father proud.\\
'''Young Liquid Snake:''' '''''[[RunningGag FAAAAAATHEEEERRR!]]''''' ''I'' learned my ''seventh'' language today!\\
[beat]\\
'''Big Boss:''' '''''[[GetOut GET OUT.]]'''''
-->-- Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} - ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPortableOps Lets Destroy the FOX Unit!]]''
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->'''Donut:''' Sarge, Simmons has issues with his father, that he displaces on you.\\
'''Simmons:''' No Donut, that's why I punched Sarge in the face. I left the base because I wasn't fulfilling my undying need to please other people.\\
'''Sarge:''' Alright, enough. The next person who tells me about Simmons' feelings is gettin' court-martialed.
-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

-->-- '''Melody''', ''Disney/TheLittleMermaidIIReturnToTheSea''

->Dr. Seth Aidinoff, a NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital psychiatrist who practices on the Upper East Side and also consults for hedge funds and Wall Street firms, illustrated the consequences with the Saturday-afternoon choice faced by 'your typical master of the universe,' who can either play outside with his 7-year-old or stay inside to complete a business deal on the phone.\\\

->''"The ''Film/StarWars'' prequels are the worst thing to happen since [[{{Dissimile}} my son!]]... And while my son did eventually hang himself in a gas station bathroom, the unfortunate reality of the ''Star Wars'' prequels is that they'll be around forever."''

->''I tried hard to have a father but I only had a dad.''

->In my opinion, living your life purely for someone else's approval sounds like an almost impossible task. Said approval often is a moving target, and it's all too likely that the person you want to please will end up{{moving the goalposts}}, if they didn't set them somewhere that's impossible for you to reach to begin with.

-->-- '''Melody''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaidIIReturnToTheSea''

-->'''Hoby''': Does he ''ever'' smile?
-->'''Penelope''': Not around me.

-->-- '''Steve''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Bismuth"

-->-- '''Vladimir Lem''', ''MaxPayne 2''

'''Android 16''': But not inaccurate!

->I tried hard to have a father but I only had a Dad.
-->-- '''Music/{{Nirvana}}''', "Serve The Servants"

->'''[[AntiVillain Loki]]:''' (hanging from the edge of the Bifrost) I could have done it, Father! I could have done it! For you! For all of us! \\

''Android 16''': But not inaccurate!

-->-- '''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'''

-->''VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsL''