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->Give him back. ''Give. Him. '''BACK!'''''
-->-- '''Anne Boonchuy''', after [[spoiler:King Andrias throws Sprig out of a window]], ''WesternAnimation/Amphibia'', "True Colors"
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->'''Nui (laughing):''' No, I don't wear such crude things. ''(She abruptly [[StealthHiBye teleports behind Ryuko]].)'' But enough about me! Let's have a look at your Kamui! ''(Ryuko looks behind her, surprised by Nui's apparent speed as Nui squeals in delight. The Grand Couturier's jubilant expression quickly changes to perplexion.)'' I hope you're not holding back because I'm dressed like this? ''(She leans in uncomfortably close, making Ryuko back up.)'' Didn't you see? I defeated that Goku Uniform just now! ''(She points her finger at Ryuko's forehead.)'' Don't you worry; you can cut loose with your Kamui's power all you want! ''(Ryuko makes no motion to fight, simply staring at Nui with annoyance.)'' Still on the fence about it? ''(Nui leaps back.)'' In that case, wanna see something ''neat?'' Ready or not~!

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->'''Nui (laughing):''' No, I don't wear such crude things. ''(She abruptly [[StealthHiBye teleports behind Ryuko]].)'' But enough about me! Let's have a look at your Kamui! ''(Ryuko looks behind her, surprised by Nui's apparent speed as Nui squeals in delight. The Grand Couturier's jubilant expression quickly changes to perplexion.)'' I hope you're not holding back because [[ElegantGothicLolita I'm dressed like this? this?]] ''(She leans in [[NoSenseOfPersonalSpace uncomfortably close, close]], making Ryuko back up.)'' Didn't you see? [[CurbStompBattle I defeated that Goku Uniform just now! now!]] ''(She points her finger at Ryuko's forehead.)'' Don't you worry; you can cut loose with your Kamui's power all you want! ''(Ryuko makes no motion to fight, simply staring at Nui with annoyance.)'' Still on the fence about it? ''(Nui leaps back.)'' In that case, wanna see something ''neat?'' Ready or not~!
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->'''Triton:''' Have you lost your senses completely?! He's a human, you're a mermaid!
->'''Ariel:''' ''(defiantly)'' I don't care!
->'''Triton:''' So help me, Ariel, I ''will'' get through to you! And if ''[[ExtremeMeleeRevenge this]]'' is the only way... '''''so be it!'''''
->''[[LightIsNotGood (his trident glows ominously,]] [[PersonOfMassDestruction and he proceeds to lay waste to the secret grotto]] [[WatchingTroyBurn as Ariel, Sebastian and Flounder helplessly watch)]]''
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989''
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->'''Nui (laughing):''' No, I don't wear such crude things. ''(She abruptly [[StealthHiBye teleports behind Ryuko]].)'' But enough about me! Let's have a look at your Kamui! ''(Ryuko looks behind her, surprised by Nui's apparent speed as Nui squeals in delight. The Grand Couturier's jubilant expression quickly changes to perplexion.)'' I hope you're not holding back because I'm dressed like this? ''(She leans in uncomfortably close, making Ryuko back up.)'' Didn't you see? I defeated that Goku Uniform just now! ''(She points her finger at Ryuko's forehead.)'' Don't you worry; you can cut loose with your Kamui's power all you want! ''(Ryuko makes no motion to fight, simply staring at Nui with annoyance.)'' Still on the fence about it? In that case, wanna see something ''neat?'' Ready or not~!

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->'''Nui (laughing):''' No, I don't wear such crude things. ''(She abruptly [[StealthHiBye teleports behind Ryuko]].)'' But enough about me! Let's have a look at your Kamui! ''(Ryuko looks behind her, surprised by Nui's apparent speed as Nui squeals in delight. The Grand Couturier's jubilant expression quickly changes to perplexion.)'' I hope you're not holding back because I'm dressed like this? ''(She leans in uncomfortably close, making Ryuko back up.)'' Didn't you see? I defeated that Goku Uniform just now! ''(She points her finger at Ryuko's forehead.)'' Don't you worry; you can cut loose with your Kamui's power all you want! ''(Ryuko makes no motion to fight, simply staring at Nui with annoyance.)'' Still on the fence about it? ''(Nui leaps back.)'' In that case, wanna see something ''neat?'' Ready or not~!

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->''([[TheDragon Nui Harime]] has just revealed to [[TheHero Ryuko Matoi]] [[WhamShot a very familiar Scissor Blade: the missing half of the latter's own Scissor Blade.]])''

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->''([[TheDragon Nui Harime]] has just revealed to [[TheHero ->''([[TheHero Ryuko Matoi]] is facing down Grand Couturier [[TheDragon Nui Harime]] for the first time.)''
->'''Ryuko:''' [[ClothesMakeTheSuperman Don't you have a Goku Uniform?]]
->'''Nui (laughing):''' No, I don't wear such crude things. ''(She abruptly [[StealthHiBye teleports behind Ryuko]].)'' But enough about me! Let's have a look at your Kamui! ''(Ryuko looks behind her, surprised by Nui's apparent speed as Nui squeals in delight. The Grand Couturier's jubilant expression quickly changes to perplexion.)'' I hope you're not holding back because I'm dressed like this? ''(She leans in uncomfortably close, making Ryuko back up.)'' Didn't you see? I defeated that Goku Uniform just now! ''(She points her finger at Ryuko's forehead.)'' Don't you worry; you can cut loose with your Kamui's power all you want! ''(Ryuko makes no motion to fight, simply staring at Nui with annoyance.)'' Still on the fence about it? In that case, wanna see something ''neat?'' Ready or not~!
->''(Nui reaches into her dress and pulls out a large purple blade, which she starts twirling about in an elaborate manner while scatting cheerfully. She then points the blade to the sky:
[[WhamShot a very familiar Scissor Blade: it's the missing other half of the latter's own Ryuko's Scissor Blade.]])'']])''
->'''Nui:''' TA-DA!



->'''Ryuko:''' It was ''you''...? ''You'' did it...?

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->'''Ryuko:''' It was ''you''...you...? ''You'' did it...?



->''([[{{Beat}} A deadly silence]] follows as Ryuko quietly stares at the [[GigglingVillain giggling]] Grand Couturier with [[HiddenEyes eyes hidden by shadow]]. [[RageBreakingPoint Then Ryuko's rage boils over as her Seki-Tekko shoots out a jet of steam that dislodges the needle itself!]])''
->'''Ryuko:''' '''''[[YouMonster ...YOU]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!]]'''''

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->''([[{{Beat}} A deadly silence]] follows as Ryuko quietly stares at the [[GigglingVillain giggling]] Grand Couturier with [[HiddenEyes eyes hidden by shadow]]. [[RageBreakingPoint Then Ryuko's rage boils over as her Seki-Tekko bracelet literally shoots out a jet of steam that dislodges the its needle itself!]])''
->'''Ryuko:'''
without need of her pulling it out!]])''
->'''Ryuko (transforming into Senketsu's battle form):'''
'''''[[YouMonster ...YOU]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!]]'''''
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->''([[{{Beat}} A deadly silence]] follows as Ryuko quietly stares at the giggling Grand Couturier with [[HiddenEyes eyes hidden by shadow]]. [[RageBreakingPoint Then Ryuko's rage boils over as her Seki-Tekko shoots out a jet of steam that dislodges the needle itself!]])''

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->''([[{{Beat}} A deadly silence]] follows as Ryuko quietly stares at the giggling [[GigglingVillain giggling]] Grand Couturier with [[HiddenEyes eyes hidden by shadow]]. [[RageBreakingPoint Then Ryuko's rage boils over as her Seki-Tekko shoots out a jet of steam that dislodges the needle itself!]])''
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-->-- '''Akira Fudo''' [[spoiler:to the murderers of his girlfriend, Miki Makimura]], ''Anime/DevilmanCrybaby''

->That's '''enough!''' [[TooDumbToLive You were stupid enough to confess...]] [[WouldYouLikeToHearHowTheyDied and even more stupid to boast.]] Everything you've said is fuel on your funeral pyre. So then, I think I'll begin... '''[[KillItWithFire by burning out]]''' '''''[[AttackTheMouth your tongue!]]'''''"

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-->-- '''Akira Fudo''' [[spoiler:to [[spoiler:before incinerating the murderers of his girlfriend, Miki Makimura]], ''Anime/DevilmanCrybaby''

->That's '''enough!''' [[TooDumbToLive You were stupid enough to confess...]] [[WouldYouLikeToHearHowTheyDied and even more stupid to boast.]] Everything you've said is fuel on your funeral pyre. So then, I think I'll begin... '''[[KillItWithFire by burning out]]''' '''''[[AttackTheMouth your tongue!]]'''''"tongue!]]'''''

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-->-- '''Akira Fudo''' [[spoiler:after the death of Miki Makimura]], ''Anime/DevilmanCrybaby''

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-->-- '''Akira Fudo''' [[spoiler:after [[spoiler:to the death murderers of his girlfriend, Miki Makimura]], ''Anime/DevilmanCrybaby''
''Anime/DevilmanCrybaby''

->That's '''enough!''' [[TooDumbToLive You were stupid enough to confess...]] [[WouldYouLikeToHearHowTheyDied and even more stupid to boast.]] Everything you've said is fuel on your funeral pyre. So then, I think I'll begin... '''[[KillItWithFire by burning out]]''' '''''[[AttackTheMouth your tongue!]]'''''"
-->--'''Roy Mustang''' in response to Envy gleefully recalling how he murdered Maes Hughes, ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist: Brotherhood''
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->'''Ryuko ([[WideEyesShrunkenIrises eyes wide in shock]]):''' That's...!

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->'''Ryuko ([[WideEyesShrunkenIrises ([[WideEyesAndShrunkenIrises eyes wide in shock]]):''' That's...!
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->'''Ryuko (eyes wide in shock):''' That's...!

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->'''Ryuko (eyes ([[WideEyesShrunkenIrises eyes wide in shock):''' shock]]):''' That's...!
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->''(Nui Harime has just revealed to Ryuko Matoi a very familiar Scissor Blade: the missing half of the latter's own Scissor Blade.)''
->'''Ryuko:''' That's...!

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->''(Nui Harime ->''([[TheDragon Nui Harime]] has just revealed to [[TheHero Ryuko Matoi Matoi]] [[WhamShot a very familiar Scissor Blade: the missing half of the latter's own Scissor Blade.)''
->'''Ryuko:'''
]])''
->'''Ryuko (eyes wide in shock):'''
That's...!



->'''Nui:''' Uh-huh! Totally! I'm the one... who killed him!
->''(A deadly silence follows as Ryuko quietly stares at the giggling Grand Couturier. Then Ryuko's rage boils over as her Seki-Tekko shoots out a jet of steam that dislodges the needle itself!)''
->'''Ryuko:''' '''''...YOU BIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!'''''

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->'''Nui:''' [[WhamLine Uh-huh! Totally! Totally!]] [[YouKilledMyFather I'm the one... who killed him!
->''(A
him!]]
->''([[{{Beat}} A
deadly silence silence]] follows as Ryuko quietly stares at the giggling Grand Couturier. Couturier with [[HiddenEyes eyes hidden by shadow]]. [[RageBreakingPoint Then Ryuko's rage boils over as her Seki-Tekko shoots out a jet of steam that dislodges the needle itself!)''
itself!]])''
->'''Ryuko:''' '''''...YOU BIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!''''''''''[[YouMonster ...YOU]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!]]'''''
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->''(Nui Harime has just revealed to Ryuko Matoi a very familiar Scissor Blade: the missing half of the latter's own Scissor Blade.)''
->'''Ryuko:''' That's...!
->'''Nui:''' Yup! It's the other half of your scissors! I got it from your dear dead daddy!
->'''Ryuko:''' It was ''you''...? ''You'' did it...?
->'''Nui:''' Uh-huh! Totally! I'm the one... who killed him!
->''(A deadly silence follows as Ryuko quietly stares at the giggling Grand Couturier. Then Ryuko's rage boils over as her Seki-Tekko shoots out a jet of steam that dislodges the needle itself!)''
->'''Ryuko:''' '''''...YOU BIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!'''''
-->--''Anime/KillLaKill''

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->[[UsefulNotes/NationalHockeyLeague The Toronto Maple Leafs]] literally--and that word is overused a smidge, but ''literally''--gave up 50 shots. [[https://www.espn.com/nhl/game/_/gameId/401145974 At home, to a team that played last night, and that would be embarrassing enough]] on its own--ON ITS OWN, that would be unacceptable! ON ITS OWN, you would ''NEVER'' believe that team would a) make [[UsefulNotes/TheStanleyCup the playoffs]], and b) DO ANYTHING IN THEM. Oh, but we're just getting started. That's not even the worst part, ''are you kidding me?!'' THAT'S NOT EVEN ''CLOSE!'' THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS ''LOST AN ACTUAL NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE GAME '''TO [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Ayres A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!]]''' ''Forget [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(4)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(5)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs Game 7 in 2013,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(A2)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(A3)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs in 2018,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(A2)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(A3)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs in 2019]]--"Wow! They get humiliated a lot!"--Well FORGET ''ALL OF THEM, THEY JUST LOST '''TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER, WHO WORKS FOR THE TEAM!!!!!''' '' "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you yelling for? Can't you appreciate what a great story it is? How cool it is? This guy is getting to live his childhood dream! This is the coolest thing ever! He gets called into an actual NHL game--and not just with a couple seconds left, with ''half of an actual NHL game left''--and he's gotta defend it? He's gotta defend ''a lead?!'' That is truly the stuff of SCRIPTS. You gotta put that in a MOVIE; you could sell that to Disney TOMORROW]]. That's incredible! How don't you feel good about that? Come on!" Because in the movies, it would be a lot more exciting; in the movies, THE TEAM SHOOTING ''AGAAAAAINST THE EMERGENCY GOALIE '''WOULD ACTUALLY SHOOT!!!'' ''' But in real life, in actual reality--''PFFFFT''--it's a lot more boring than that! They just don't do anything...they're the Toronto Maple Leafs! I wrote a book, a full book, about my Leafs fandom, called ''Literature/ThisTeamIsRuiningMyLife''. And I wrote this ''BEFORE'' [[https://www.espn.com/nhl/game/_/gameId/401145992 they followed up a 4-0 win against Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins]] WITH A LOSS TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI-DRIVING EMERGENCY GOALIE '''''WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!'''''

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->[[UsefulNotes/NationalHockeyLeague The Toronto Maple Leafs]] literally--and that word is overused a smidge, but ''literally''--gave up 50 shots. At home, to a team that [[https://www.espn.com/nhl/game/_/gameId/401145974 At home, to a team that com/nhl/game/_/gameId/401145983 played last night, night]], and that would be embarrassing enough]] enough on its own--ON ITS OWN, that would be unacceptable! ON ITS OWN, you would ''NEVER'' believe that team would a) make [[UsefulNotes/TheStanleyCup the playoffs]], and b) DO ANYTHING IN THEM. Oh, but we're just getting started. That's not even the worst part, ''are you kidding me?!'' THAT'S NOT EVEN ''CLOSE!'' THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS ''LOST AN [[https://www.espn.com/nhl/game/_/gameId/401145992 ACTUAL NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE GAME GAME]] '''TO [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Ayres A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!]]''' ''Forget [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(4)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(5)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs Game 7 in 2013,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(A2)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(A3)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs in 2018,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(A2)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(A3)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs in 2019]]--"Wow! They get humiliated a lot!"--Well FORGET ''ALL OF THEM, THEY JUST LOST '''TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER, WHO WORKS FOR THE TEAM!!!!!''' '' "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you yelling for? Can't you appreciate what a great story it is? How cool it is? This guy is getting to live his childhood dream! This is the coolest thing ever! He gets called into an actual NHL game--and not just with a couple seconds left, with ''half of an actual NHL game left''--and he's gotta defend it? He's gotta defend ''a lead?!'' That is truly the stuff of SCRIPTS. You gotta put that in a MOVIE; you could sell that to Disney TOMORROW]]. That's incredible! How don't you feel good about that? Come on!" Because in the movies, it would be a lot more exciting; in the movies, THE TEAM SHOOTING ''AGAAAAAINST THE EMERGENCY GOALIE '''WOULD ACTUALLY SHOOT!!!'' ''' But in real life, in actual reality--''PFFFFT''--it's a lot more boring than that! They just don't do anything...they're the Toronto Maple Leafs! I wrote a book, a full book, about my Leafs fandom, called ''Literature/ThisTeamIsRuiningMyLife''. And I wrote this ''BEFORE'' [[https://www.espn.com/nhl/game/_/gameId/401145992 com/nhl/game/_/gameId/401145974 they followed up a 4-0 win against Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins]] WITH A LOSS TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI-DRIVING EMERGENCY GOALIE '''''WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!'''''
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->And you know, I really wanted to give it a chance because I KIND OF LIKED the idea of finding clues and figuring out where to go, like it made you think like a detective. But ''one guy?!'' NO continues?! Like, seriously. Give me a reason why there's no continues? Why are there NO continues?! WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING CONTINUES????!!!! '''''WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????!!!!!!!''''' ''*chugs down beer and screams into a pillow*'' FUCK!!!!! FUCK!!!!! FUCK! Fucking! Fuckin'! Fuck! FUCK! Fuuuuuck! '''''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!'''''

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->And you know, I really wanted to give it a chance because I KIND OF LIKED the idea of finding clues and figuring out where to go, like it made you think like a detective. But ''one guy?!'' NO continues?! Like, seriously. Give me a reason why there's no continues? Why are there NO continues?! WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING CONTINUES????!!!! '''''WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????!!!!!!!''''' '''''[[BigWhy WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????!!!!!!!]]''''' ''*chugs down beer and screams into a pillow*'' [[ClusterFBomb FUCK!!!!! FUCK!!!!! FUCK! Fucking! Fuckin'! Fuck! FUCK! Fuuuuuck! '''''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!'''''Fuuuuuck!]] '''''[[AtomicFBomb FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!]]'''''
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->[[UsefulNotes/NationalHockeyLeague The Toronto Maple Leafs]] literally--[[YouKeepUsingThatWord and that word is overused a smidge]], but ''literally''--gave up 50 shots. [[https://www.espn.com/nhl/game/_/gameId/401145974 At home, to a team that played last night, and that would be embarrassing enough]] on its own--ON ITS OWN, that would be unacceptable! ON ITS OWN, you would ''NEVER'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe believe that team would]] a) make [[UsefulNotes/TheStanleyCup the playoffs]], and b) DO ANYTHING IN THEM. Oh, but we're just getting started. That's not even the worst part, ''are you kidding me?!'' THAT'S NOT EVEN ''CLOSE!'' THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS ''LOST AN ACTUAL NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE GAME '''TO [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Ayres A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!]]''' ''Forget [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(4)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(5)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs Game 7 in 2013,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(A2)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(A3)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs in 2018,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(A2)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(A3)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs in 2019]]--"Wow! They get humiliated a lot!"--Well FORGET ''ALL OF THEM, THEY JUST LOST '''TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER, WHO WORKS FOR THE TEAM!!!!!''' '' "[[AudienceSurrogate Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you yelling for? Can't you appreciate what a great story it is? How cool it is? This guy is getting to live his childhood dream! This is the coolest thing ever!]] He gets called into an actual NHL game--and not just with a couple seconds left, with ''half of an actual NHL game left''--and he's gotta defend it? He's gotta defend ''a lead?!'' [[IShouldWriteABookAboutThis That is truly the stuff of SCRIPTS]]. [[JustThinkOfThePotential You gotta put that in a MOVIE; you could sell that to Disney TOMORROW]]. That's incredible! How don't you feel good about that? Come on!" [[RealityIsUnrealistic Because in the movies, it would be a lot more exciting; in the movies,]] THE TEAM SHOOTING ''AGAAAAAINST THE EMERGENCY GOALIE '''WOULD ACTUALLY SHOOT!!!'' ''' But in real life, in actual reality--''PFFFFT''--it's a lot more boring than that! They just don't do anything...they're the Toronto Maple Leafs! I wrote a book, a full book, about my Leafs fandom, called ''Literature/ThisTeamIsRuiningMyLife''. And I wrote this ''BEFORE'' [[https://www.espn.com/nhl/game/_/gameId/401145992 they followed up a 4-0 win against Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins]] WITH A LOSS TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI-DRIVING EMERGENCY GOALIE '''''WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!'''''

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->[[UsefulNotes/NationalHockeyLeague The Toronto Maple Leafs]] literally--[[YouKeepUsingThatWord and literally--and that word is overused a smidge]], smidge, but ''literally''--gave up 50 shots. [[https://www.espn.com/nhl/game/_/gameId/401145974 At home, to a team that played last night, and that would be embarrassing enough]] on its own--ON ITS OWN, that would be unacceptable! ON ITS OWN, you would ''NEVER'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe believe that team would]] would a) make [[UsefulNotes/TheStanleyCup the playoffs]], and b) DO ANYTHING IN THEM. Oh, but we're just getting started. That's not even the worst part, ''are you kidding me?!'' THAT'S NOT EVEN ''CLOSE!'' THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS ''LOST AN ACTUAL NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE GAME '''TO [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Ayres A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!]]''' ''Forget [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(4)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(5)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs Game 7 in 2013,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(A2)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(A3)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs in 2018,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(A2)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(A3)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs in 2019]]--"Wow! They get humiliated a lot!"--Well FORGET ''ALL OF THEM, THEY JUST LOST '''TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER, WHO WORKS FOR THE TEAM!!!!!''' '' "[[AudienceSurrogate Whoa, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you yelling for? Can't you appreciate what a great story it is? How cool it is? This guy is getting to live his childhood dream! This is the coolest thing ever!]] ever! He gets called into an actual NHL game--and not just with a couple seconds left, with ''half of an actual NHL game left''--and he's gotta defend it? He's gotta defend ''a lead?!'' [[IShouldWriteABookAboutThis That is truly the stuff of SCRIPTS]]. [[JustThinkOfThePotential SCRIPTS. You gotta put that in a MOVIE; you could sell that to Disney TOMORROW]]. That's incredible! How don't you feel good about that? Come on!" [[RealityIsUnrealistic Because in the movies, it would be a lot more exciting; in the movies,]] movies, THE TEAM SHOOTING ''AGAAAAAINST THE EMERGENCY GOALIE '''WOULD ACTUALLY SHOOT!!!'' ''' But in real life, in actual reality--''PFFFFT''--it's a lot more boring than that! They just don't do anything...they're the Toronto Maple Leafs! I wrote a book, a full book, about my Leafs fandom, called ''Literature/ThisTeamIsRuiningMyLife''. And I wrote this ''BEFORE'' [[https://www.espn.com/nhl/game/_/gameId/401145992 they followed up a 4-0 win against Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins]] WITH A LOSS TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI-DRIVING EMERGENCY GOALIE '''''WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!'''''



'''Doom:''' (''backing away, horrified'') ...No. [[ThisCannotBe It's not possible!]]\\

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'''Doom:''' (''backing away, horrified'') ...No. [[ThisCannotBe It's not possible!]]\\possible!\\



'''Ben:''' YOU! You're the reason I'm the Thing again! The reason Alicia ain't never gonna have a normal life with me! [[ThisIsUnforgivable Now you're gonna pay!]]

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'''Ben:''' YOU! You're the reason I'm the Thing again! The reason Alicia ain't never gonna have a normal life with me! [[ThisIsUnforgivable Now you're gonna pay!]]pay!



->[[BerserkButton NOPONY BREAKS A PINKIE PROMISE!]]

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->[[BerserkButton NOPONY ->NOPONY BREAKS A PINKIE PROMISE!]]PROMISE!
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->[[UsefulNotes/NationalHockeyLeague The Toronto Maple Leafs]] literally--[[YouKeepUsingThatWord and that word is overused a smidge]], but ''literally''--gave up 50 shots. [[https://www.espn.com/nhl/game/_/gameId/401145974 At home, to a team that played last night, and that would be embarrassing enough]] on its own--ON ITS OWN, that would be unacceptable! ON ITS OWN, you would ''NEVER'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe believe that team would]] a) make [[UsefulNotes/TheStanleyCup the playoffs]], and b) DO ANYTHING IN THEM. Oh, but we're just getting started. That's not even the worst part, ''are you kidding me?!'' THAT'S NOT EVEN ''CLOSE!'' THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS ''LOST AN ACTUAL NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE GAME '''TO [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Ayres A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER]] WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!''' ''Forget [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(4)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(5)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs Game 7 in 2013,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(A2)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(A3)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs in 2018,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(A2)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(A3)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs in 2019]]--"Wow! They get humiliated a lot!"--Well FORGET ''ALL OF THEM, THEY JUST LOST '''TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER, WHO WORKS FOR THE TEAM!!!!!''' '' "[[AudienceSurrogate Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you yelling for? Can't you appreciate what a great story it is? How cool it is? This guy is getting to live his childhood dream! This is the coolest thing ever!]] He gets called into an actual NHL game--and not just with a couple seconds left, with ''half of an actual NHL game left''--and he's gotta defend it? He's gotta defend ''a lead?!'' [[IShouldWriteABookAboutThis That is truly the stuff of SCRIPTS]]. [[JustThinkOfThePotential You gotta put that in a MOVIE; you could sell that to Disney TOMORROW]]. That's incredible! How don't you feel good about that? Come on!" [[RealityIsUnrealistic Because in the movies, it would be a lot more exciting; in the movies,]] THE TEAM SHOOTING ''AGAAAAAINST THE EMERGENCY GOALIE '''WOULD ACTUALLY SHOOT!!!'' ''' But in real life, in actual reality--''PFFFFT''--it's a lot more boring than that! They just don't do anything...they're the Toronto Maple Leafs! I wrote a book, a full book, about my Leafs fandom, called ''Literature/ThisTeamIsRuiningMyLife''. And I wrote this ''BEFORE'' [[https://www.espn.com/nhl/game/_/gameId/401145992 they followed up a 4-0 win against Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins]] WITH A LOSS TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI-DRIVING EMERGENCY GOALIE '''''WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!'''''

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->[[UsefulNotes/NationalHockeyLeague The Toronto Maple Leafs]] literally--[[YouKeepUsingThatWord and that word is overused a smidge]], but ''literally''--gave up 50 shots. [[https://www.espn.com/nhl/game/_/gameId/401145974 At home, to a team that played last night, and that would be embarrassing enough]] on its own--ON ITS OWN, that would be unacceptable! ON ITS OWN, you would ''NEVER'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe believe that team would]] a) make [[UsefulNotes/TheStanleyCup the playoffs]], and b) DO ANYTHING IN THEM. Oh, but we're just getting started. That's not even the worst part, ''are you kidding me?!'' THAT'S NOT EVEN ''CLOSE!'' THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS ''LOST AN ACTUAL NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE GAME '''TO [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Ayres A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER]] DRIVER WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!''' THEM!!!]]''' ''Forget [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(4)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(5)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs Game 7 in 2013,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(A2)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(A3)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs in 2018,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(A2)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(A3)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs in 2019]]--"Wow! They get humiliated a lot!"--Well FORGET ''ALL OF THEM, THEY JUST LOST '''TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER, WHO WORKS FOR THE TEAM!!!!!''' '' "[[AudienceSurrogate Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you yelling for? Can't you appreciate what a great story it is? How cool it is? This guy is getting to live his childhood dream! This is the coolest thing ever!]] He gets called into an actual NHL game--and not just with a couple seconds left, with ''half of an actual NHL game left''--and he's gotta defend it? He's gotta defend ''a lead?!'' [[IShouldWriteABookAboutThis That is truly the stuff of SCRIPTS]]. [[JustThinkOfThePotential You gotta put that in a MOVIE; you could sell that to Disney TOMORROW]]. That's incredible! How don't you feel good about that? Come on!" [[RealityIsUnrealistic Because in the movies, it would be a lot more exciting; in the movies,]] THE TEAM SHOOTING ''AGAAAAAINST THE EMERGENCY GOALIE '''WOULD ACTUALLY SHOOT!!!'' ''' But in real life, in actual reality--''PFFFFT''--it's a lot more boring than that! They just don't do anything...they're the Toronto Maple Leafs! I wrote a book, a full book, about my Leafs fandom, called ''Literature/ThisTeamIsRuiningMyLife''. And I wrote this ''BEFORE'' [[https://www.espn.com/nhl/game/_/gameId/401145992 they followed up a 4-0 win against Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins]] WITH A LOSS TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI-DRIVING EMERGENCY GOALIE '''''WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!'''''
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->[[UsefulNotes/NationalHockeyLeague The Toronto Maple Leafs]] literally--[[YouKeepUsingThatWord and that word is overused a smidge]]--but ''literally'' gave up 50 shots. [[https://www.scoresandstats.com/recaps/hockey/nhl/carolina-hurricanes-vs-toronto-maple-leafs-recap-02-22-2020/499446/ At home, to a team that played last night, and that would be embarrassing enough]] on its own--ON ITS OWN, that would be unacceptable! ON ITS OWN, you would ''NEVER'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe believe that team would]] a) make [[UsefulNotes/TheStanleyCup the playoffs]], and b) DO ANYTHING IN THEM. Oh, but we're just getting started. That's not even the worst part, ''are you kidding me?!'' THAT'S NOT EVEN ''CLOSE!'' THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS ''LOST AN ACTUAL NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE GAME '''TO [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Ayres A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER]] WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!''' ''Forget [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(4)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(5)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs Game 7 in 2013,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(A2)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(A3)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs in 2018,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(A2)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(A3)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs in 2019]]--"Wow! They get humiliated a lot!" Well FORGET ''ALL OF THEM, THEY JUST LOST '''TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER, WHO WORKS FOR THE TEAM!!!!!''' '' "[[AudienceSurrogate Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you yelling for? Can't you appreciate what a great story it is? How cool it is? This guy is getting to live his childhood dream! This is the coolest thing ever!]] He gets called into an actual NHL game--and not just with a couple seconds left, with ''half of an actual NHL game left''--and he's gotta defend it? He's gotta defend ''a lead?!'' [[IShouldWriteABookAboutThis That is truly the stuff of SCRIPTS]]. [[JustThinkOfThePotential You gotta put that in a MOVIE; you could sell that to Disney TOMORROW]]. That's incredible! How don't you feel good about that? Come on!" [[RealityIsUnrealistic Because in the movies, it would be a lot more exciting; in the movies,]] THE TEAM SHOOTING ''AGAAAAAINST THE EMERGENCY GOALIE '''WOULD ACTUALLY SHOOT!!!'' ''' But in real life, in actual reality--''PFFFFT''--it's a lot more boring than that! They just don't do anything...they're the Toronto Maple Leafs! I wrote a book, a full book, about my Leafs fandom, called ''Literature/ThisTeamIsRuiningMyLife''. And I wrote this ''BEFORE'' they followed up a 4-0 win against Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins WITH A LOSS TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI-DRIVING EMERGENCY GOALIE '''''WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!'''''

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->[[UsefulNotes/NationalHockeyLeague The Toronto Maple Leafs]] literally--[[YouKeepUsingThatWord and that word is overused a smidge]]--but ''literally'' gave smidge]], but ''literally''--gave up 50 shots. [[https://www.scoresandstats.com/recaps/hockey/nhl/carolina-hurricanes-vs-toronto-maple-leafs-recap-02-22-2020/499446/ espn.com/nhl/game/_/gameId/401145974 At home, to a team that played last night, and that would be embarrassing enough]] on its own--ON ITS OWN, that would be unacceptable! ON ITS OWN, you would ''NEVER'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe believe that team would]] a) make [[UsefulNotes/TheStanleyCup the playoffs]], and b) DO ANYTHING IN THEM. Oh, but we're just getting started. That's not even the worst part, ''are you kidding me?!'' THAT'S NOT EVEN ''CLOSE!'' THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS ''LOST AN ACTUAL NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE GAME '''TO [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Ayres A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER]] WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!''' ''Forget [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(4)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(5)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs Game 7 in 2013,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(A2)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(A3)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs in 2018,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(A2)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(A3)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs in 2019]]--"Wow! They get humiliated a lot!" Well lot!"--Well FORGET ''ALL OF THEM, THEY JUST LOST '''TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER, WHO WORKS FOR THE TEAM!!!!!''' '' "[[AudienceSurrogate Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you yelling for? Can't you appreciate what a great story it is? How cool it is? This guy is getting to live his childhood dream! This is the coolest thing ever!]] He gets called into an actual NHL game--and not just with a couple seconds left, with ''half of an actual NHL game left''--and he's gotta defend it? He's gotta defend ''a lead?!'' [[IShouldWriteABookAboutThis That is truly the stuff of SCRIPTS]]. [[JustThinkOfThePotential You gotta put that in a MOVIE; you could sell that to Disney TOMORROW]]. That's incredible! How don't you feel good about that? Come on!" [[RealityIsUnrealistic Because in the movies, it would be a lot more exciting; in the movies,]] THE TEAM SHOOTING ''AGAAAAAINST THE EMERGENCY GOALIE '''WOULD ACTUALLY SHOOT!!!'' ''' But in real life, in actual reality--''PFFFFT''--it's a lot more boring than that! They just don't do anything...they're the Toronto Maple Leafs! I wrote a book, a full book, about my Leafs fandom, called ''Literature/ThisTeamIsRuiningMyLife''. And I wrote this ''BEFORE'' [[https://www.espn.com/nhl/game/_/gameId/401145992 they followed up a 4-0 win against Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins Penguins]] WITH A LOSS TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI-DRIVING EMERGENCY GOALIE '''''WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!'''''
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->''"Wow. Who knew all you had to do was [[BerserkButton break his sword]] and he'd go all [[Series/TheIncredibleHulk Lou Ferrigno]]?"''

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->''"Wow. Who knew all you had to do was [[BerserkButton break his sword]] and he'd go all [[Series/TheIncredibleHulk [[Series/TheIncredibleHulk1977 Lou Ferrigno]]?"''
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->Don't make me angry. [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry You won't like me when I'm angry.]]
-->-- '''Bruce Banner''', ''Series/TheIncredibleHulk''. Ignore this warning at your peril.

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->Don't make me angry. [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry You won't wouldn't like me when I'm angry.]]
-->-- '''Bruce '''David Banner''', ''Series/TheIncredibleHulk''.''Series/TheIncredibleHulk1977''. Ignore this warning at your peril.
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->[[UsefulNotes/NationalHockeyLeague The Toronto Maple Leafs]] literally--[[YouKeepUsingThatWord and that word is overused a smidge]]--but ''literally'' gave up 50 shots. At home, to a team that played last night, and that would be embarrassing enough on its own--ON ITS OWN, that would be unacceptable! ON ITS OWN, you would '''never''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe believe that team would]] a) make [[UsefulNotes/TheStanleyCup the playoffs]], and b) DO ANYTHING IN THEM. Oh, but we're just getting started. That's not even the worst part, ''are you kidding me?!'' THAT'S NOT EVEN ''CLOSE!'' THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS ''LOST AN ACTUAL NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE GAME '''TO [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Ayres A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER]] WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!''' ''Forget [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(4)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(5)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs Game 7 in 2013,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(A2)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(A3)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs in 2018,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(A2)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(A3)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs in 2019]]--"Wow! They get humiliated a lot!" Well FORGET ''ALL OF THEM, THEY JUST LOST '''TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER, WHO WORKS FOR THE TEAM!!!!!''' '' "[[AudienceSurrogate Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you yelling for? Can't you appreciate what a great story it is? How cool it is? This guy is getting to live his childhood dream! This is the coolest thing ever!]] He gets called into an actual NHL game--and not just with a couple seconds left, with ''half of an actual NHL game left''--and he's gotta defend it? He's gotta defend ''a lead?!'' [[IShouldWriteABookAboutThis That is truly the stuff of SCRIPTS]]. [[JustThinkOfThePotential You gotta put that in a MOVIE; you could sell that to Disney TOMORROW]]. That's incredible! How don't you feel good about that? Come on!" [[RealityIsUnrealistic Because in the movies, it would be a lot more exciting; in the movies,]] THE TEAM SHOOTING ''AGAAAAAINST THE EMERGENCY GOALIE '''WOULD ACTUALLY SHOOT!!!'' ''' But in real life, in actual reality--''PFFFFT''--it's a lot more boring than that! They just don't do anything...they're the Toronto Maple Leafs! I wrote a book, a full book, about my Leafs fandom, called ''Literature/ThisTeamIsRuiningMyLife''. And I wrote this ''BEFORE'' they followed up a 4-0 win against Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins WITH A LOSS TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI-DRIVING EMERGENCY GOALIE '''''WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!'''''

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->[[UsefulNotes/NationalHockeyLeague The Toronto Maple Leafs]] literally--[[YouKeepUsingThatWord and that word is overused a smidge]]--but ''literally'' gave up 50 shots. [[https://www.scoresandstats.com/recaps/hockey/nhl/carolina-hurricanes-vs-toronto-maple-leafs-recap-02-22-2020/499446/ At home, to a team that played last night, and that would be embarrassing enough enough]] on its own--ON ITS OWN, that would be unacceptable! ON ITS OWN, you would '''never''' ''NEVER'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe believe that team would]] a) make [[UsefulNotes/TheStanleyCup the playoffs]], and b) DO ANYTHING IN THEM. Oh, but we're just getting started. That's not even the worst part, ''are you kidding me?!'' THAT'S NOT EVEN ''CLOSE!'' THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS ''LOST AN ACTUAL NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE GAME '''TO [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Ayres A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER]] WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!''' ''Forget [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(4)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(5)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs Game 7 in 2013,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(A2)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(A3)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs in 2018,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(A2)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(A3)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs in 2019]]--"Wow! They get humiliated a lot!" Well FORGET ''ALL OF THEM, THEY JUST LOST '''TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER, WHO WORKS FOR THE TEAM!!!!!''' '' "[[AudienceSurrogate Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you yelling for? Can't you appreciate what a great story it is? How cool it is? This guy is getting to live his childhood dream! This is the coolest thing ever!]] He gets called into an actual NHL game--and not just with a couple seconds left, with ''half of an actual NHL game left''--and he's gotta defend it? He's gotta defend ''a lead?!'' [[IShouldWriteABookAboutThis That is truly the stuff of SCRIPTS]]. [[JustThinkOfThePotential You gotta put that in a MOVIE; you could sell that to Disney TOMORROW]]. That's incredible! How don't you feel good about that? Come on!" [[RealityIsUnrealistic Because in the movies, it would be a lot more exciting; in the movies,]] THE TEAM SHOOTING ''AGAAAAAINST THE EMERGENCY GOALIE '''WOULD ACTUALLY SHOOT!!!'' ''' But in real life, in actual reality--''PFFFFT''--it's a lot more boring than that! They just don't do anything...they're the Toronto Maple Leafs! I wrote a book, a full book, about my Leafs fandom, called ''Literature/ThisTeamIsRuiningMyLife''. And I wrote this ''BEFORE'' they followed up a 4-0 win against Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins WITH A LOSS TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI-DRIVING EMERGENCY GOALIE '''''WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!'''''

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-->-- [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/346102/revenge-solves-everything Revenge Solves Everything]]

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-->-- [[http://www."[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/346102/revenge-solves-everything Revenge Solves Everything]]
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->On the screen, Franklin saw the face of Dr. Doom, caught in a chance shot from wherever the camera was, filling the screen. The cloaked and armored man seemed to be smiling.\\
The fury and anguish in Franklin's soul were a dormant H-Bomb, and Doom's smile seemed to be the trigger to ignite it.
-->-- ''Fanfic/{{FIRE}}''
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->[[UsefulNotes/NationalHockeyLeague The Toronto Maple Leafs]] literally--[[YouKeepUsingThatWord and that word is overused a smidge]]--but ''literally'' gave up 50 shots. At home, to a team that played last night, and that would be embarrassing enough on its own--ON ITS OWN, that would be unacceptable! ON ITS OWN, you would '''never''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe believe that team would]] a) make [[UsefulNotes/TheStanleyCup the playoffs]], and b) DO ANYTHING IN THEM. Oh, but we're just getting started. That's not even the worst part, ''are you kidding me?!'' THAT'S NOT EVEN ''CLOSE!'' THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS ''LOST AN ACTUAL NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE GAME '''TO [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Ayres A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER]] WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!''' ''Forget [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(4)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(5)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs Game 7 in 2013,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(A2)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(A3)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs in 2018,]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Stanley_Cup_playoffs#(A2)_Boston_Bruins_vs._(A3)_Toronto_Maple_Leafs in 2019]]--"Wow! They get humiliated a lot!" Well FORGET ''ALL OF THEM, THEY JUST LOST '''TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER, WHO WORKS FOR THE TEAM!!!!!''' '' "[[AudienceSurrogate Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you yelling for? Can't you appreciate what a great story it is? How cool it is? This guy is getting to live his childhood dream! This is the coolest thing ever!]] He gets called into an actual NHL game--and not just with a couple seconds left, with ''half of an actual NHL game left''--and he's gotta defend it? He's gotta defend ''a lead?!'' [[IShouldWriteABookAboutThis That is truly the stuff of SCRIPTS]]. [[JustThinkOfThePotential You gotta put that in a MOVIE; you could sell that to Disney TOMORROW]]. That's incredible! How don't you feel good about that? Come on!" [[RealityIsUnrealistic Because in the movies, it would be a lot more exciting; in the movies,]] THE TEAM SHOOTING ''AGAAAAAINST THE EMERGENCY GOALIE '''WOULD ACTUALLY SHOOT!!!'' ''' But in real life, in actual reality--''PFFFFT''--it's a lot more boring than that! They just don't do anything...they're the Toronto Maple Leafs! I wrote a book, a full book, about my Leafs fandom, called ''Literature/ThisTeamIsRuiningMyLife''. And I wrote this ''BEFORE'' they followed up a 4-0 win against Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins WITH A LOSS TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI-DRIVING EMERGENCY GOALIE '''''WHO WORKS FOR THEM!!!'''''
-->--'''WebVideo/SteveDangle''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFnQ0dcaBUI LFR13 - Game 63 - THEY LOST TO A ZAMBONI DRIVER]]
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->[[YouMonster You ruthless...heartless...bastard...!]] [[LimpAndLivid I WILL]] [[SuperMode MAKE YOU]] [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge SUFFER...!]]

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->[[YouMonster You ruthless...heartless...bastard...!]] [[LimpAndLivid I WILL]] [[SuperMode WILL MAKE YOU]] [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge YOU SUFFER...!]]!



->You think I'm [[TheRival Vicious?]] [[BerserkButton YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT VICIOUS IS!]]

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->You think I'm [[TheRival Vicious?]] Vicious]]? [[BerserkButton YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT VICIOUS IS!]]
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-->-- '''Hades''', ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}} Disney's Hercules]]''

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-->-- '''Hades''', ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}} Disney's Hercules]]''
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->[[TheLegionsOfHell They]] are rage, brutal, without mercy. But [[PlayerCharacter you]]... You will be [[OneManArmy worse]]. Rip and tear, until it is ''done.''
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->[[TheLegionsOfHell They]] are rage, brutal, without mercy. But [[PlayerCharacter you]]... You will be [[OneManArmy worse]]. Rip and tear, until it is ''done.''
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->Against [[TheLegionsOfHell all the evil that Hell can conjure,]]\\
all the wickedness that mankind can produce,\\
we will send unto them... [[OneManArmy only you.]]\\
[[ArcWords Rip and tear,]] until it is done.
-->--'''King Novik''', ''VideoGame/DoomEternal''
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-->-- '''Hades''', ''[[Disney/{{Hercules}} Disney's Hercules]]''

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-->-- '''Hades''', ''[[Disney/{{Hercules}} ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}} Disney's Hercules]]''

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->Wow. Who knew all you had to do was [[BerserkButton break his sword]] and he'd go all [[Series/TheIncredibleHulk Lou Ferrigno]]?

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->''"Feel that? That spark of pure anger. The will to ''change''. In common men and women, it can only lie impotent: sputtering and raging in futility. ''Grasp it.'' You and I are not ''common''. Our anger is a hammer that can shatter ''gods''."''
-->-- '''Incubus''', ''Webcomic/KillSixBillionDemons''
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->'''ComicBook/{{Thor}}''': Bring me Thanos!
-->-- ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar''

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->'''ComicBook/{{Thor}}''': Bring ->Bring me Thanos!
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Thor}}''', ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar''
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->Oh yeah, don't fuck with Angry Joe when he's so fucking tired of playing this damn game!
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]''' playing ''VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution''
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->[[HumansAreTheRealMonsters You guys are the ones who are demons!]] You will go to hell...'''''YOU MORTALS!!!!!!!!'''''

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->[[HumansAreTheRealMonsters You guys are the ones who are demons!]] You will go to hell...'''''YOU MORTALS!!!!!!!!'''''MORTALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''''

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