History Quotes / UnfortunateImplications

13th Jul '16 3:35:47 AM Creek719
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->''"So, the super virus of evil... came from Africa... from a monkey... and the scientists decided to call it '''black'''. Someone wrote this... in 1999. And didn't realize that there would be... '''implications'''. Or, worse, he '''did''' realize."''

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->''"So, the super virus of evil... came from Africa... from a monkey... and the scientists decided to call it '''black'''.'''Black'''. Someone wrote this... in 1999. And didn't realize that there would be... '''implications'''. Or, worse, he '''did''' realize."''
13th Jul '16 3:34:48 AM Creek719
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->''"So, the super virus of evil... came from Africa... from a monkey... and the scientists decided to call it '''black'''. Someone wrote this... in 1999. And didn't realize that there would be... '''implications'''. Or, worse, he '''did''' realize."''
-->-- YRulerOfTime on ''Alive''
30th Jun '16 8:57:39 AM Luigifan
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->We're back. And I think we're in [[LivingMacGuffin Itsuki]]'s house. What bothers me though is that [[MagicalGirl Mikuru]], who's been carried here by Itsuki, looks like she's just gotten out of the bath. Maybe we're supposed to think that she was given a bath by Itsuki while she was unconscious? You've got to be kidding me! Then this would be the point where anyone's doubt turns into a [[UnstoppableRage white hot rage]], building into a desire to kill. But for now, I will not give it much thought, doing away with all the emotions that might be bubbling up. We are, after all, just watching a movie with actors playing characters. This isn't reality, right?

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->We're back. And I think we're in [[LivingMacGuffin Itsuki]]'s house. What bothers me though is that [[MagicalGirl Mikuru]], who's been carried here by Itsuki, looks like she's just gotten out of the bath. Maybe we're supposed to think that she was given a bath by Itsuki while she was unconscious? [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You've got to be kidding me! me!]] Then this would be the point where anyone's doubt turns into a [[UnstoppableRage white hot rage]], building into a desire to kill. But for now, I will not give it much thought, doing away with all the emotions that might be bubbling up. We are, after all, just watching a movie with actors playing characters. This isn't reality, right?



And Kenny looked at us white as a sheet - whoa, bad analogy! - and said, "Not with a C, not with a P, not with a Q, you're not the Clansmen! Now go get another name, we gotta have something to put on this demo."\\

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And Kenny looked at us white as a sheet - [[NotHelpingYourCase whoa, bad analogy! analogy!]] - and said, "Not with a C, not with a P, not with a Q, you're not the Clansmen! Now go get another name, we gotta have something to put on this demo."\\



He says, "Wonderful, from a bunch of rednecks to a band of robbers. You guys are gonna go far."

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He says, "Wonderful, "[[SarcasmMode Wonderful]], from a bunch of rednecks to a band of robbers. [[DeadpanSnarker You guys are gonna go far."]]"



->The one character labeled 'wife' [[StuffedIntoTheFridge is raped and murdered]]. Two out of three of the characters labeled 'father' kill each other after reuniting [[OedipusComplex with their estranged sons]]. And the one woman labeled 'divorcee' is revealed to be [[HystericalWoman a violent psychopath]]. Whenever she engages in or discusses this violent psychopathic behavior, the comic always shows us a close-up of a magazine cover picturing her, with the words '[[StayInTheKitchen On Divorce]]' printed big. There’s oh so much more.

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->The one character labeled 'wife' [[StuffedIntoTheFridge is raped and murdered]]. Two out of three of the characters labeled 'father' kill each other after reuniting [[OedipusComplex with their estranged sons]]. And the one woman labeled 'divorcee' is revealed to be [[HystericalWoman a violent psychopath]]. Whenever she engages in or discusses this [[{{Yandere}} violent psychopathic behavior, behavior]], the comic always shows us a close-up of a magazine cover picturing her, with the words '[[StayInTheKitchen On Divorce]]' printed big. There’s oh so much more.



->''"It is worth noting that one of the defining features of rangers is that they specialize in hunting down and killing members of specific races. From a pragmatic standpoint, this means they boil down to little more than racist serial killers who target by species."''

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->''"It is worth noting that one of the defining features of rangers is that they specialize in hunting down and killing members of specific races. From a pragmatic standpoint, this means they boil down to little more than racist serial killers [[FantasticRacism racist]] {{serial killer}}s who target by species."''
30th May '16 9:59:23 AM intastiel
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-->-- '''1d4chan''', [[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ranger/ "Ranger"]]

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-->-- '''1d4chan''', [[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ranger/ org/wiki/Ranger "Ranger"]]
30th Mar '16 10:51:03 AM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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->''"It is worth noting that one of the defining features of rangers is that they specialize in hunting down and killing members of specific races. From a pragmatic standpoint, this means they boil down to little more than racist serial killers who target by species."''\\
--'''1d4chan''', [[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ranger/ "Ranger"]]

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->''"It is worth noting that one of the defining features of rangers is that they specialize in hunting down and killing members of specific races. From a pragmatic standpoint, this means they boil down to little more than racist serial killers who target by species."''\\
--'''1d4chan''',
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-->-- '''1d4chan''',
[[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ranger/ "Ranger"]]
30th Mar '16 10:45:45 AM Bobchillingworth
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->''"It is worth noting that one of the defining features of rangers is that they specialize in hunting down and killing members of specific races. From a pragmatic standpoint, this means they boil down to little more than racist serial killers who target by species."''\\
--'''1d4chan''', [[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ranger/ "Ranger"]]
15th Mar '16 11:02:18 PM JenBurdoo
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30th Jan '16 5:20:14 AM JenBurdoo
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So we came back and we're looked at Kenny with big smiles on our faces and said, "You're right. We're not the Clansmen, we're the [[Literature/TheHighwayman Highwaymen]]."\\

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So we came back and we're we looked at Kenny with big smiles on our faces and said, "You're right. We're not the Clansmen, we're the [[Literature/TheHighwayman Highwaymen]]."\\
29th Jan '16 3:46:37 PM JenBurdoo
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The Clan -- Kenny turned absolutely white. And Butts said:\\
'With a C. With a '''C'''!'

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The Clan -- Kenny turned absolutely white. And Butts said:\\
'With a C. With a '''C'''!''''C'''!'\\
And Kenny looked at us white as a sheet - whoa, bad analogy! - and said, "Not with a C, not with a P, not with a Q, you're not the Clansmen! Now go get another name, we gotta have something to put on this demo."\\
...\\
So we came back and we're looked at Kenny with big smiles on our faces and said, "You're right. We're not the Clansmen, we're the [[Literature/TheHighwayman Highwaymen]]."\\
He says, "Wonderful, from a bunch of rednecks to a band of robbers. You guys are gonna go far."
16th Jan '16 12:41:34 AM Anddrix
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->''The finale seems to [[BrokenAesop negate all the messages of the movie]], and offers up one that's [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop so ugly in its worldview]] that it borders on offensive. ''(Spoiler alert! as they say.)'' Jason's prize for completing all tasks is a big check for $100 million. (Yes, [[ViewersAreMorons they print up a cashier's check for the full amount so Jason can hold it and we can all see it]], because that's how this movie works.) He then donates all that cash to build a memorial hospital for dying kids in [the dead LittlestCancerPatient]'s name. After he does, it's revealed, "Brewster's Millions"-style, that Jason passed the final test and will receive "The Ultimate Gift," which turns out to be billions of dollars. And suddenly everything's great for Jason.''\\

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->''The finale seems to [[BrokenAesop negate all the messages of the movie]], and offers up one that's [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop so ugly in its worldview]] that it borders on offensive. ''(Spoiler alert! as they say.)'' Jason's prize for completing all tasks is a big check for $100 million. (Yes, [[ViewersAreMorons they print up a cashier's check for the full amount so Jason can hold it and we can all see it]], it, because that's how this movie works.) He then donates all that cash to build a memorial hospital for dying kids in [the dead LittlestCancerPatient]'s name. After he does, it's revealed, "Brewster's Millions"-style, that Jason passed the final test and will receive "The Ultimate Gift," which turns out to be billions of dollars. And suddenly everything's great for Jason.''\\
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