History Quotes / UnfortunateImplications

20th Nov '16 12:06:07 PM Beedle
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Why, [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor a lily-white evil Norse uebermenschen]] blows his heart out with a bolt of lightning!"''

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Why, [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor a lily-white evil Norse uebermenschen]] blows his heart out with a bolt of lightning!"''lightning!
7th Oct '16 7:46:34 AM DoctorNemesis
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->'''Theatre Student #1:''' Who runs the world?\\
'''Theatre Students:''' ''(In unison)'' ''Whites''.\\
'''Theatre Student #1:''' Who runs the world?\\
'''Theatre Students:''' ''(In unison)'' ''Whites''.\\
'''Parent:''' Why are they saying that when ''they're'' all white? It just makes it seem like they're bragging.
-->-- '''"High School Theatre"''', ''Series/SaturdayNightLive''
28th Sep '16 10:00:16 PM JenBurdoo
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He says, "[[SarcasmMode Wonderful]], from a bunch of rednecks to a band of robbers. [[DeadpanSnarker You guys are gonna go far.]]'

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He says, "[[SarcasmMode '[[SarcasmMode Wonderful]], from a bunch of rednecks to a band of robbers. [[DeadpanSnarker You guys are gonna go far.]]'
28th Sep '16 9:58:26 PM JenBurdoo
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And Kenny looked at us white as a sheet - [[NotHelpingYourCase whoa, bad analogy!]] - and said, "Not with a C, not with a P, not with a Q, you're not the Clansmen! Now go get another name, we gotta have something to put on this demo."\\

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And Kenny looked at us white as a sheet - [[NotHelpingYourCase whoa, bad analogy!]] - and said, "Not 'Not with a C, not with a P, not with a Q, you're not the Clansmen! Now go get another name, we gotta have something to put on this demo."\\'\\



So we came back and we looked at Kenny with big smiles on our faces and said, "You're right. We're not the Clansmen, we're the [[Literature/TheHighwayman Highwaymen]]."\\
He says, "[[SarcasmMode Wonderful]], from a bunch of rednecks to a band of robbers. [[DeadpanSnarker You guys are gonna go far.]]"

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So we came back and we looked at Kenny with big smiles on our faces and said, "You're 'You're right. We're not the Clansmen, we're the [[Literature/TheHighwayman Highwaymen]]."\\
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He says, "[[SarcasmMode Wonderful]], from a bunch of rednecks to a band of robbers. [[DeadpanSnarker You guys are gonna go far.]]"]]'
25th Sep '16 11:07:29 AM Beedle
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->''"One thing I noticed as I [[VideogameCrueltyPotential systematically eliminated women]] from the Old West was that no one really cared. In ''[[VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption Red Dead]]'', if you shoot a woman in front of witnesses, you only get a $5 bounty on your head and I think $4.79 of that is from [[ComicallyMissingThePoint noise complaints]]. Women are such third class citizens that you'll get more of a hassle out of someone if you kill his chicken than if you kill his wife."''\\

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->''"One thing I noticed as I [[VideogameCrueltyPotential systematically eliminated women]] from the Old West was that no one really cared. In ''[[VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption Red Dead]]'', if you shoot a woman in front of witnesses, you only get a $5 bounty on your head and I think $4.79 of that is from [[ComicallyMissingThePoint noise complaints]]. Women are such third class citizens that you'll get more of a hassle out of someone if you kill his chicken than if you kill his wife."''\\"''
25th Sep '16 11:06:37 AM Beedle
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--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-ways-red-dead-redemption-hates-women/ "6 Things Red Dead Redemption Taught Me About (Hating) Women"]]

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--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', -->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-ways-red-dead-redemption-hates-women/ "6 Things Red Dead Redemption Taught Me About (Hating) Women"]]
22nd Sep '16 7:14:49 AM YasminPerry
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->''"It dehumanizes men by portraying them as immature schlubs whose biology renders them incapable of any form of emotional connection. It dehumanizes women by putting them on a pedestal, holding them to impossible standards and then accusing them of having special advantages that they actually don't. It trivializes male-to-female transsexualism by turning it into escapism for men who want to have pillow fights, and erases female-to-male transsexualism because it's not ''fun''. Most ironically, by adhering so rigidly to sexist stereotypes, it just ''perpetuates'' the same men-who-like-knitting-are-pathetic-fags attitude that inspired the whole thing to begin with. Just to rub it in, it later turns out that [[http://www.thewotch.com/index.php?arcid=29 feminists are evil.]]''\\\
''Basically, no matter what your gender or your sexuality, this comic treats you like shit."''
-->--[[http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/The_Wotch The Bad Webcomics Wiki]] on '''Webcomic/TheWotch'''
13th Jul '16 3:35:47 AM Creek719
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->''"So, the super virus of evil... came from Africa... from a monkey... and the scientists decided to call it '''black'''. Someone wrote this... in 1999. And didn't realize that there would be... '''implications'''. Or, worse, he '''did''' realize."''

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->''"So, the super virus of evil... came from Africa... from a monkey... and the scientists decided to call it '''black'''.'''Black'''. Someone wrote this... in 1999. And didn't realize that there would be... '''implications'''. Or, worse, he '''did''' realize."''
13th Jul '16 3:34:48 AM Creek719
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->''"So, the super virus of evil... came from Africa... from a monkey... and the scientists decided to call it '''black'''. Someone wrote this... in 1999. And didn't realize that there would be... '''implications'''. Or, worse, he '''did''' realize."''
-->-- YRulerOfTime on ''Alive''
30th Jun '16 8:57:39 AM Luigifan
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->We're back. And I think we're in [[LivingMacGuffin Itsuki]]'s house. What bothers me though is that [[MagicalGirl Mikuru]], who's been carried here by Itsuki, looks like she's just gotten out of the bath. Maybe we're supposed to think that she was given a bath by Itsuki while she was unconscious? You've got to be kidding me! Then this would be the point where anyone's doubt turns into a [[UnstoppableRage white hot rage]], building into a desire to kill. But for now, I will not give it much thought, doing away with all the emotions that might be bubbling up. We are, after all, just watching a movie with actors playing characters. This isn't reality, right?

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->We're back. And I think we're in [[LivingMacGuffin Itsuki]]'s house. What bothers me though is that [[MagicalGirl Mikuru]], who's been carried here by Itsuki, looks like she's just gotten out of the bath. Maybe we're supposed to think that she was given a bath by Itsuki while she was unconscious? [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You've got to be kidding me! me!]] Then this would be the point where anyone's doubt turns into a [[UnstoppableRage white hot rage]], building into a desire to kill. But for now, I will not give it much thought, doing away with all the emotions that might be bubbling up. We are, after all, just watching a movie with actors playing characters. This isn't reality, right?



And Kenny looked at us white as a sheet - whoa, bad analogy! - and said, "Not with a C, not with a P, not with a Q, you're not the Clansmen! Now go get another name, we gotta have something to put on this demo."\\

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And Kenny looked at us white as a sheet - [[NotHelpingYourCase whoa, bad analogy! analogy!]] - and said, "Not with a C, not with a P, not with a Q, you're not the Clansmen! Now go get another name, we gotta have something to put on this demo."\\



He says, "Wonderful, from a bunch of rednecks to a band of robbers. You guys are gonna go far."

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He says, "Wonderful, "[[SarcasmMode Wonderful]], from a bunch of rednecks to a band of robbers. [[DeadpanSnarker You guys are gonna go far."]]"



->The one character labeled 'wife' [[StuffedIntoTheFridge is raped and murdered]]. Two out of three of the characters labeled 'father' kill each other after reuniting [[OedipusComplex with their estranged sons]]. And the one woman labeled 'divorcee' is revealed to be [[HystericalWoman a violent psychopath]]. Whenever she engages in or discusses this violent psychopathic behavior, the comic always shows us a close-up of a magazine cover picturing her, with the words '[[StayInTheKitchen On Divorce]]' printed big. There’s oh so much more.

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->The one character labeled 'wife' [[StuffedIntoTheFridge is raped and murdered]]. Two out of three of the characters labeled 'father' kill each other after reuniting [[OedipusComplex with their estranged sons]]. And the one woman labeled 'divorcee' is revealed to be [[HystericalWoman a violent psychopath]]. Whenever she engages in or discusses this [[{{Yandere}} violent psychopathic behavior, behavior]], the comic always shows us a close-up of a magazine cover picturing her, with the words '[[StayInTheKitchen On Divorce]]' printed big. There’s oh so much more.



->''"It is worth noting that one of the defining features of rangers is that they specialize in hunting down and killing members of specific races. From a pragmatic standpoint, this means they boil down to little more than racist serial killers who target by species."''

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->''"It is worth noting that one of the defining features of rangers is that they specialize in hunting down and killing members of specific races. From a pragmatic standpoint, this means they boil down to little more than racist serial killers [[FantasticRacism racist]] {{serial killer}}s who target by species."''
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