History Quotes / UnfazedEveryman

->'''Bender:''' You'd really want [[RobotBuddy a robot for a friend]]?\\
'''Fry:''' Ever since I was nine.

->''Wednesday looked at him with amusement and something else--irritation perhaps. Or pride. "Why don't you argue?" asked Wednesday. "Why don't you exclaim that it's all impossible? Why the hell do you just do what I say and take it all so fucking calmly?"\\

"Since [[spoiler:I learned she was screwing Robbie]]. That one hurt. Everything else just sits on the surface."''

->''Arthur had not been voted "Most suitable to represent the human race". In fact, he had been voted "Most likely to end up living in a hole somewhere in the Eastend Downs with only the chip on his shoulder for company".''

->''Somewhere inside Richard a small reasonable voice pointed out that there never was an {{Atlantis}}, and, thus emboldened, went on to state that there were no such things as [[OurAngelsAreDifferent angels]], and for that matter most of his experiences of the last few days had been impossible. Richard ignored it. He was learning, awkwardly, to trust his instincts, and to realize that [[OccamsRazor the simplest and most likely explanations]] for what he had seen and experienced lately were the ones offered to him -- no matter how unlikely they might seem.''

->Wednesday looked at him with amusement and something else--irritation perhaps. Or pride. "Why don't you argue?" asked Wednesday. "Why don't you exclaim that it's all impossible? Why the hell do you just do what I say and take it all so fucking calmly?"\\

"Since [[spoiler:I learned she was screwing Robbie]]. That one hurt. Everything else just sits on the surface."
-->--''Literature/AmericanGods''

--> -- '''Maes Hughes''', ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''

->''Arthur had not been voted "Most suitable to represent the human race." In fact, he had been voted "Most likely to end up living in a hole somewhere in the Eastend Downs with only the chip on his shoulder for company".''

->I liked the idea of a pragmatic, unflappable, down-to-earth working class sort encountering all kinds of bizarre magical events and creatures, none of which seem to cause any fear or astonishment because his no-nonsense north of England attitude is ingrained in him to the very bone.
--> --'''Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw''' describing Derek Badger, the protagonist of his video game ''VideoGame/{{Poacher}}''

->'''Doctor:''' Rory, take Hitler and put him in that cupboard over there. Now, do it!
->'''Rory:''' (deadpan) Right. Putting Hitler in the cupboard. Cupboard, Hitler. Hitler, cupboard. C'mon.
->'''Adolf Hitler:''' But I am the Fuhrer!
->'''Rory:''' Right, in you go.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Let's Kill Hitler"

->'''Bender''': You'd really want a robot for a friend?\\
'''Fry''': Ever since I was nine.
-->--'''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}''', ''Space Pilot 3000''

->'''Michelle''': I feel so out of place here. I don't understand why Fry fits in so well.\\
'''Amy''': Probably because he didn't fit in back in your time.
-->--'''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}''', ''The Cryonic Woman''

->Wednesday looked at him with amusement and something else--irritation perhaps. Or pride. "Why don't you argue?" asked Wednesday. "Why don't you exclaim that it's all impossible? Why the hell do you just do what I say and take it all so fucking calmly?"
->"Because you're not paying me to ask questions," said Shadow. And then he said, realizing the truth as the words came out of his mouth, "Anyway, nothing's really surprised me since Laura."
->"Since [[spoiler:she came back from the dead]]?"
->"Since [[spoiler:I learned she was screwing Robbie]]. That one hurt. Everything else just sits on the surface."

->'''Bender''': You'd really want a robot for a friend?
->'''Fry''': Ever since I was nine.

->'''[[FishOutOfTemporalWater Michelle]]''': I feel so out of place here. I don't understand why Fry fits in so well.
->'''Amy''': [[LampshadeHanging Probably because he didn't fit in]] [[BornInTheWrongCentury back in your time.]]

-->--'''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}''', ''The Cryonic Woman''

-->--'''{{Futurama}}''', ''Space Pilot 3000''

-->--'''{{Futurama}}''', ''The Cryonic Woman''

-->-- ''{{Neverwhere}}''

-->-- ''{{Neverwhere}}''

->"Arthur had not been voted 'Most suitable to represent the human race.' In fact, he had been voted 'Most likely to end up living in a hole somewhere in the Eastend Downs with only the chip on his shoulder for company'."
--> -- ''H2G2/AndAnotherThing''

--> -- '''Maes Hughes''', ''FullMetalAlchemist''

->'''Hitler:''' But I am the Fuhrer!

-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''

--> --'''Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw''' describing Derek Badger, the protagonist of his video game ''VideoGame/{{Poacher}}''

--> --'''Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw''' describing Derek Badger, the protagonist of his video game ''Poacher''

--> --Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, describing Derek Badger, the protagonist of his video game ''Poacher''

--> -- ''H2G2/AndAnotherThing''

-->--''AmericanGods''

--> -- ''AndAnotherThing''

-->--''AmericanGods''