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-->-- '''Alcamoth Citizen''', ''VideoGame/{{Xenoblade}}''

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-->-- '''Alcamoth Citizen''', ''VideoGame/{{Xenoblade}}''
''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1''
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->''I can scarcely convey how it cultivates the sky-rending, history-altering urgency of, say, an imminent terrorist attack or one of my teammates requiring rescue from a Shinra rape dungeon to pause and collect twelve of fifteen Chocobo turds first! ...How incommensurate are these innocuous activities within the otherwise epic scope of a fucking fantasy RPG, you inquire? At one point, I had to traverse an underground murder fortress to have a fistfight with the fucking Devil because some limber-disked doctor douche had to make a medicine out of his '''horn'''. I repeat: I went to Cyber Hell and kicked the shit out of Satan because my doctor said '''Mylanta'''''!

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->''I can scarcely convey how it cultivates the sky-rending, history-altering urgency of, say, an imminent terrorist attack or one of my teammates requiring rescue from a Shinra rape dungeon to pause and collect twelve of fifteen Chocobo turds first! ...How incommensurate are these innocuous activities within the otherwise epic scope of a fucking fantasy RPG, you inquire? At one point, I had to traverse an underground murder fortress to have a fistfight with the fucking Devil because some limber-disked limber-dicked doctor douche had to make a medicine out of his '''horn'''. I repeat: I went to Cyber Hell and kicked the shit out of Satan because my doctor said '''Mylanta'''''!
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->''I can scarcely convey how it cultivates the sky-rending, history-altering urgency of, say, an imminent terrorist attack or one of my teammates requiring rescue from a Shinra rape dungeon to pause and collect twelve of fifteen Chocobo turds first! ...How incommensurate are these innocuous activities within the otherwise epic scope of a fucking fantasy RPG, you inquire? At one point, I had to traverse an underground murder fortress to have a fistfight with the fucking Devil because some limber-disked doctor douche had to make a medicine out of his ''horn''. I repeat: I went to Cyber Hell and kicked the shit out of Satan because my doctor said '''Mylanta'''''!

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->''I can scarcely convey how it cultivates the sky-rending, history-altering urgency of, say, an imminent terrorist attack or one of my teammates requiring rescue from a Shinra rape dungeon to pause and collect twelve of fifteen Chocobo turds first! ...How incommensurate are these innocuous activities within the otherwise epic scope of a fucking fantasy RPG, you inquire? At one point, I had to traverse an underground murder fortress to have a fistfight with the fucking Devil because some limber-disked doctor douche had to make a medicine out of his ''horn''.'''horn'''. I repeat: I went to Cyber Hell and kicked the shit out of Satan because my doctor said '''Mylanta'''''!
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->''I can scarcely convey how it cultivates the sky-rending, history-altering urgency of, say, an imminent terrorist attack or one of my teammates requiring rescue from a Shinra rape dungeon to pause and collect twelve of fifteen Chocobo turds first! ...How incommensurate are these innocuous activities within the otherwise epic scope of a fucking fantasy RPG, you inquire? At one point, I had to traverse an underground murder fortress to have a fistfight with the fucking Devil because some limber-disked doctor douche had to make a medicine out of his ''horn''. I repeat: I went to Cyber Hell and kicked the shit out of Satan because my doctor said '''Mylanta'''''!
-->-- '''Webvideo/TheRageaholic''' on ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIIRemake''

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-->--''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}'', "Chamber of Commerce"

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-->--''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}'', [[https://www.oglaf.com/chamber/ "Chamber of Commerce"
Commerce"]]

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'''Merchant 1:''' Were you even listening to me?
-->--''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}''

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'''Merchant 1:''' Were you even listening to me?
-->--''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}''
me?\\
'''Merchant 2:''' Suck my dick!\\
'''Merchant 1:''' Is that another quest suggestion?\\
'''Merchant 2:''' No wait -- I got a good one -- An assassination quest!\\
'''Merchant 1:''' Ah! Good! Who can they go after?\\
'''Merchant 2:''' Assassinate fifteen buffalo!\\
'''Merchant 1:''' Fantastic. Unrelatedly, what's your home address and how strong is your security?
-->--''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}'', "Chamber of Commerce"
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-->-- '''Alcamoth Citizen''', ''VideoGame/{{Xenoblade}}''

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-->-- '''Alcamoth Citizen''', ''VideoGame/{{Xenoblade}}''''VideoGame/{{Xenoblade}}''

->'''Merchant 1:''' Spring's coming, so we'll have lots of adventurers through soon -- we need quests to give them. Good ones that don't just feel like we're wasting their time.\\
'''Merchant 2:''' Fetch me thirty buffalo horns!\\
'''Merchant 1:''' Were you even listening to me?
-->--''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}''

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->''"I feel like I'm in a [[WorldOfWarcraft WoW quest]], right? Where it's like, get twelve bear asses...and you try to get the bear asses and it's like, nooooope. And three hours later, you're still working? And you ONLY NEED ONE."''
-->-- '''OMFGcata''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEMadoffayo&list=SPFx-KViPXIkG98ljzGGAjpq_IeFnsy86 Far Cry 3 Part 4: Walkabout]]''

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->''"I feel like I'm in a [[WorldOfWarcraft [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft WoW quest]], right? Where it's like, get twelve bear asses...and you try to get the bear asses and it's like, nooooope. And three hours later, you're still working? And you ONLY NEED ONE."''
-->-- '''OMFGcata''', '''WebVideo/OMFGcata''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEMadoffayo&list=SPFx-KViPXIkG98ljzGGAjpq_IeFnsy86 Far Cry 3 Part 4: Walkabout]]''



-->-- '''ShamusYoung''', ''[[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/shamusplays/7426-Shamus-Plays-LOTRO-Part-13.2 Shamus Plays The Lord of the Rings Online: Part 13]]''

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-->-- '''ShamusYoung''', '''Creator/ShamusYoung''', ''[[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/shamusplays/7426-Shamus-Plays-LOTRO-Part-13.2 Shamus Plays The Lord of the Rings Online: Part 13]]''
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->''"I've just got a new girlfriend, so I'd like to craft a new instrument... That's right - you guessed it! I don't have enough materials!"''

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->''"I've just got a new girlfriend, so I'd like to craft a new instrument... That's right - right, you guessed it! I don't have enough materials!"''
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-->-- '''ShamusYoung''', ''[[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/shamusplays/7426-Shamus-Plays-LOTRO-Part-13.2 Shamus Plays The Lord of the Rings Online: Part 13]]''

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-->-- '''ShamusYoung''', ''[[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/shamusplays/7426-Shamus-Plays-LOTRO-Part-13.2 Shamus Plays The Lord of the Rings Online: Part 13]]''13]]''

->''"I've just got a new girlfriend, so I'd like to craft a new instrument... That's right - you guessed it! I don't have enough materials!"''
-->-- '''Alcamoth Citizen''', ''VideoGame/{{Xenoblade}}''

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-->-- '''OMFGcata''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEMadoffayo&list=SPFx-KViPXIkG98ljzGGAjpq_IeFnsy86 Far Cry 3 Part 4: Walkabout]]

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-->-- '''OMFGcata''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEMadoffayo&list=SPFx-KViPXIkG98ljzGGAjpq_IeFnsy86 Far Cry 3 Part 4: Walkabout]]Walkabout]]''

->"''Adelard wants three bear pelts. Since not all bears have pelts, this means I've got to kill a goodly number of them in order to find the pelt-having bears. I wish there was some way to tell if a bear had a pelt just by looking at it. And I wish it was possible to be more sarcastic than I am now.''"
-->-- '''ShamusYoung''', ''[[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/shamusplays/7426-Shamus-Plays-LOTRO-Part-13.2 Shamus Plays The Lord of the Rings Online: Part 13]]''
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-->-- '''Egoraptor''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aip2aIt0ROM Sequelitis: Castlevania 1 vs. Castlevania 2]]''

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-->-- '''Egoraptor''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aip2aIt0ROM Sequelitis: Castlevania 1 vs. Castlevania 2]]''2]]''

->''"I feel like I'm in a [[WorldOfWarcraft WoW quest]], right? Where it's like, get twelve bear asses...and you try to get the bear asses and it's like, nooooope. And three hours later, you're still working? And you ONLY NEED ONE."''
-->-- '''OMFGcata''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEMadoffayo&list=SPFx-KViPXIkG98ljzGGAjpq_IeFnsy86 Far Cry 3 Part 4: Walkabout]]

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