History Quotes / TorchTheFranchiseAndRun

-->-- ''Shamoosh, ending postscript of the InNameOnly fanfic 'The death of all Grinchs' ''

-->--'''Gore Verbinski'' [[https://collider.com/gore-verbinski-interview-pirates-of-the-caribbean-2-pirates-3-production on what he decided to do about]] Film/PiratesOfTheCarribeanAtWorldsEnd.

->If I got the rights I would do a final movie "Waterchip Down" where the Chipmunks all brutally die at war and then make it legally binding that there can never be another Chipmunk movie again because "the Chipmunks are dead now"\\

-->-- '''Website/{{SFDebris}}''' on Rick Berman and Brannon Braga, "[[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Bounty]]"

->If I got the rights I would do a final movie “Waterchip Down” where the Chipmunks all brutally die at war and then make it legally binding that there can never be another Chipmunk movie again because “the Chipmunks are dead now”\\

->He had remembered typing the final sentence of ''Misery's Child'': "So Ian and Geoffrey left the Little Dunthorpe churchyard together, supporting themselves in their sorrow, determined to find their lives again." While writing this line he had been giggling so madly it had been hard to strike the correct keys - he had to go back several times. Thank God for good old IBM CorrectTape. He had written THE END below and then had gone capering around the room- this same room in the Boulderado Hotel- and screaming ''Free at last! Free at last! Great God Almighty, I'm free at last! The silly bitch finally bought the farm!''

->So the question at the end of the day is “Why? Why did {{Wrestling/WCW}} do something so stupid?” The answer, it seems, is that Wrestling/VinceRusso wanted to screw all the hardcore fans. He wanted to prove that he could do whatever he wanted, hardcore fans be damned.
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/david-arquette-2000-gooker-award-winner/ "David Arquette: 2000 Gooker Award Winner"]]

-->-- '''{{Series/SFDebris}}''' on Rick Berman and Brannon Braga, "[[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Bounty]]"

You'd think they were trying to burn the show down for the insurance money.

-->-- ''DonQuixote'', Last lines.

-->-- ''TheDevilsDictionary'', "Serial".

->"This is the last story. Ever. SO if another story happens to get written about the adventures of Shamoosh or grinch's in general you can know its fake. Since al the grinchs are dead."

->''And said most sage Cide Hamete to his pen, "Rest here, hung up by this brass wire, upon this shelf, O my pen, whether of skilful make or clumsy cut I know not; here shalt thou remain long ages hence, unless presumptuous or malignant story-tellers take thee down to profane thee. But ere they touch thee warn them, and, as best thou canst, say to them:''
->''Hold off! ye weaklings; hold your hands!''
->''Adventure it let none,''
->''For this emprise, my lord the king,''
->''Was meant for me alone.''
->''For me alone was Don Quixote born, and I for him; it was his to act, mine to write; we two together make but one, notwithstanding and in spite of that pretended Tordesillesque writer who has ventured or would venture with his great, coarse, ill-trimmed ostrich quill to write the achievements of my valiant knight;- no burden for his shoulders, nor subject for his frozen wit: whom, if perchance thou shouldst come to know him, thou shalt warn to leave at rest where they lie the weary mouldering bones of Don Quixote, and not to attempt to carry him off, in opposition to all the privileges of death, to Old Castile, making him rise from the grave where in reality and truth he lies stretched at full length, powerless to make any third expedition or new sally; for the two that he has already made, so much to the enjoyment and approval of everybody to whom they have become known, in this as well as in foreign countries, are quite sufficient for the purpose of turning into ridicule the whole of those made by the whole set of the knights-errant; and so doing shalt thou discharge thy Christian calling, giving good counsel to one that bears ill-will to thee. And I shall remain satisfied, and proud to have been the first who has ever enjoyed the fruit of his writings as fully as he could desire; for my desire has been no other than to deliver over to the detestation of mankind the false and foolish tales of the books of chivalry, which, thanks to that of my true Don Quixote, are even now tottering, and doubtless doomed to fall for ever. Farewell."''
-->-- ''DonQuixote'', Last lines.

-->-- ''TheDevilsDictionary'', "Serial".

->"This is the last story. Ever. SO if another story happens to get written about the adventures of Shamoosh or grinch's in general you can know its fake. Since al the grinchs are dead." \\

->The late James F. Bowman was writing a serial tale for a weekly paper in collaboration with a genius whose name has not come down to us. They wrote, not jointly but alternately, Bowman supplying the installment for one week, his friend for the next, and so on, world without end, they hoped. Unfortunately they quarreled, and one Monday morning when Bowman read the paper to prepare himself for his task, he found his work cut out for him in a way to surprise and pain him. His collaborator had embarked every character of the narrative on a ship and [[DroppedABridgeOnHim sunk them all in the deepest part of the Atlantic.]]\\

->"This is the last story. Ever. SO if another story happens to get written about the adventures of Shamoosh or grinch's in general you can know its fake. Since al the grinchs are dead." -- ''Shamoosh, ending postscript of the InNameOnly fanfic 'The death of all Grinchs' ''

->"The end. Also. This is the last story. Ever. SO if another story happens to get written about the adventures of Shamoosh or grinch's in general you can know its fake. Since al the grinchs are dead." -- ''Shamoosh, ending postscript of the InNameOnly fanfic 'The death of all Grinchs' ''

->"The end. Also. This is the last story. Ever. SO if another story happens to get written about the adventures of Shamoosh or grinch's in general you can know its fake. Since al the grinchs are dead." -- Shamoosh, ending postscript of the InNameOnly fanfic 'The death of all Grinchs'

->"The end. Also. This is the last story. Ever. SO if another story happens to get written about the adventures of Shamoosh or grinch's in general you can know its fake.

Since al the grinchs are dead." -- Shamoosh, ending postscript of the InNameOnly fanfic 'The death of all Grinchs'