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-->--'''Hooper''', ''Film/{{Jaws}}''
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-->--'''Hooper''', ''Film/{{Jaws}}''''Film/{{Jaws}}''
->''In an effort to cure Alzheimer's, scientists in an underwater lab inject science directly into the brains of regular sharks. In a twist that for some reason was unexpected by the scientists, the sharks become super smart. They use their new skills to terrorize the research team, who for some reason refuse to let the sharks just escape into the open ocean.\\\
After several reasonably standard shark deaths, including a shark destroying a helicopter, Samuel L. Jackson takes stock of the situation, tells everyone to calm down, and provides an awe-inspiring rallying speeches in the face of disastrous adversity. He spends so much time going face-to-face with adversity, that he neglects to guard his back, which is aimed at the only giant hole in the lab where a super shark may be expected to hang out.\\\
Not surprisingly, he gets his ass eaten by a super shark.
-->-- '''{{Website/Cracked}}''' on ''Film/DeepBlueSea''
->''"Sharks are just evil fucking beasts. But they ''are'' protected, the Great White Shark, a protected species, because if they all die, there won't be any huge, murdering beasts in the sea -- which I think is a ''good'' thing, isn't it?"''
-->-- '''Creator/EddieIzzard''', ''Sexie'' (2002)
->''"S'all right, I understand. Why trust a shark, right?"''
-->-- '''Bruce''', ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo''
->''"Why does a shark know kung-fu?!"''
-->-- '''Negi Springfield''', ''Manga/NegimaMagisterNegiMagi''
->''"Thank you, God, for making sharks so evil."''
-->--'''The King of England''', ''WesternAnimation/AxeCop''
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->''In an effort to cure Alzheimer's, scientists in an underwater lab inject science directly into the brains of regular sharks. In a twist that for some reason was unexpected by the scientists, the sharks become super smart. They use their new skills to terrorize the research team, who for some reason refuse to let the sharks just escape into the open ocean.\\\
After several reasonably standard shark deaths, including a shark destroying a helicopter, Samuel L. Jackson takes stock of the situation, tells everyone to calm down, and provides an awe-inspiring rallying speeches in the face of disastrous adversity. He spends so much time going face-to-face with adversity, that he neglects to guard his back, which is aimed at the only giant hole in the lab where a super shark may be expected to hang out.\\\
Not surprisingly, he gets his ass eaten by a super shark.
-->-- '''{{Website/Cracked}}''' on ''Film/DeepBlueSea''
->''"Sharks are just evil fucking beasts. But they ''are'' protected, the Great White Shark, a protected species, because if they all die, there won't be any huge, murdering beasts in the sea -- which I think is a ''good'' thing, isn't it?"''
-->-- '''Creator/EddieIzzard''', ''Sexie'' (2002)
->''"S'all right, I understand. Why trust a shark, right?"''
-->-- '''Bruce''', ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo''
->''"Why does a shark know kung-fu?!"''
-->-- '''Negi Springfield''', ''Manga/NegimaMagisterNegiMagi''
->''"Thank you, God, for making sharks so evil."''
-->--'''The King of England''', ''WesternAnimation/AxeCop''
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-->-- '''Peter Benchley''', ''Film/{{Jaws}}''
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-->-- '''Peter Benchley''', ''Film/{{Jaws}}''
->''"Mr. Vaughn, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks, and that's all."''
-->--'''Hooper''', ''Film/{{Jaws}}''
->''"Mr. Vaughn, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks, and that's all."''
-->--'''Hooper''', ''Film/{{Jaws}}''
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-->--Street singer, ''Theatre/TheThreepennyOpera''
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-->--Street singer, ''Theatre/TheThreepennyOpera''''Theatre/TheThreepennyOpera''
->''"Suppose you fell over with this fish. Is there anything you could do? Sure. Pray."''
-->-- '''Peter Benchley''', ''Film/{{Jaws}}''
->''"Suppose you fell over with this fish. Is there anything you could do? Sure. Pray."''
-->-- '''Peter Benchley''', ''Film/{{Jaws}}''
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-> "As a child, I thought sharks were my friends! [removes his glove to reveal a [[ArtificialLimbs robot arm]] underneath and says in an ominous voice] ''[[NoodleIncident I know better now]]...''"
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-> "As ''"As a child, I thought sharks were my friends! [removes his glove to reveal a [[ArtificialLimbs robot arm]] underneath and says in an ominous voice] ''[[NoodleIncident [[NoodleIncident I know better now]]...''""''
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-> "Rook fishermen speak of a bull shark with a taste for human meat. None who set out to catch it were seen again, but one man did manage to get a hook into the monster's mouth before being slowly devoured. Probably should have stayed in bed that day."
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-> "Rook ''"Rook fishermen speak of a bull shark with a taste for human meat. None who set out to catch it were seen again, but one man did manage to get a hook into the monster's mouth before being slowly devoured. Probably should have stayed in bed that day.""''
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-> And the shark 'ath pretty teeth, dear\\
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-> And ''And the shark 'ath pretty teeth, dear\\
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But 'ee keeps it out o' sight
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But 'ee keeps it out o' sightsight''
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-> "As a child, I thought sharks were my friend! [removes his glove to reveal a [[ArtificialLimbs robot arm]] underneath and says in an ominous voice] ''[[NoodleIncident I know better now]]...''"
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-> "As a child, I thought sharks were my friend! friends! [removes his glove to reveal a [[ArtificialLimbs robot arm]] underneath and says in an ominous voice] ''[[NoodleIncident I know better now]]...''"
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-> "Rook fishermen speak of a bull shark with a taste for human meat. None who set out to catch it were seen again, but one man did manage to get a hook into the monster's mouth before being slowly devoured. Probably should have stayed in bed that day."
-->--'''Agent Willis' Survival Guide''', ''VideoGame/FarCry3''
-->--'''Agent Willis' Survival Guide''', ''VideoGame/FarCry3''
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But 'ee keeps it out of sight
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But 'ee keeps it out of o' sight
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-->--'''Professor Membrane''', ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZimEnterTheFlorpus''
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-->--'''Professor Membrane''', ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZimEnterTheFlorpus''''WesternAnimation/InvaderZimEnterTheFlorpus''
-> And the shark 'ath pretty teeth, dear\\
And it shows 'em pearly white\\
And a jack-knife 'ath Mac'eath, dear\\
But 'ee keeps it out of sight
-->--Street singer, ''Theatre/TheThreepennyOpera''
-> And the shark 'ath pretty teeth, dear\\
And it shows 'em pearly white\\
And a jack-knife 'ath Mac'eath, dear\\
But 'ee keeps it out of sight
-->--Street singer, ''Theatre/TheThreepennyOpera''
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-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #15: The Escape''
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-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #15: The Escape''Escape''
-> "As a child, I thought sharks were my friend! [removes his glove to reveal a [[ArtificialLimbs robot arm]] underneath and says in an ominous voice] ''[[NoodleIncident I know better now]]...''"
-->--'''Professor Membrane''', ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZimEnterTheFlorpus''
-> "As a child, I thought sharks were my friend! [removes his glove to reveal a [[ArtificialLimbs robot arm]] underneath and says in an ominous voice] ''[[NoodleIncident I know better now]]...''"
-->--'''Professor Membrane''', ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZimEnterTheFlorpus''
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->People will tell you, "Oh, you don't need to be afraid of sharks. They have more reason to fear humans than humans have to fear sharks." True. [[HumansAreBastards Humans kill far more sharks than sharks kill humans]]. Will that fact make you feel any better if a shark chomps you in two at the waist?
->Probably not.
->Sharks are killing machines. Mostly they kill fish. In some parts of the world they kill seals. They kill dolphins. They kill whales, when they can manage it. And they kill humans. At least some species do: the great white, the tiger shark... and the hammerhead. This was the killing machine [[VoluntaryShapeshifting I had become]]. Utterly without fear. Utterly without emotion. A mind with no room for anything else but killing. There was nothing playful, like you'd find with a lion. Nothing in the shark that cared about family or children. No sense of belonging. Just a solitary creature of sharp, cutting triangles. A restless, ever-moving thing, ever questing after blood.
-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #15: The Escape''
->Probably not.
->Sharks are killing machines. Mostly they kill fish. In some parts of the world they kill seals. They kill dolphins. They kill whales, when they can manage it. And they kill humans. At least some species do: the great white, the tiger shark... and the hammerhead. This was the killing machine [[VoluntaryShapeshifting I had become]]. Utterly without fear. Utterly without emotion. A mind with no room for anything else but killing. There was nothing playful, like you'd find with a lion. Nothing in the shark that cared about family or children. No sense of belonging. Just a solitary creature of sharp, cutting triangles. A restless, ever-moving thing, ever questing after blood.
-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #15: The Escape''
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-->-- '''Trace [=McGraw=]''', ''Film/{{Dinosark}}''
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-->-- '''Trace [=McGraw=]''', ''Film/{{Dinosark}}''
''Film/{{Dinoshark}}''
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->''"That's your killer. A 150 million year old shark. And it's hungry."''
-->-- '''Trace [=McGraw=]''', ''Film/{{Dinosark}}''
-->-- '''Trace [=McGraw=]''', ''Film/{{Dinosark}}''
