History Quotes / TheyChangedItNowitSucks

->"But wait, [[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee Croshaw]], [[CausticCritic you snake in the sock drawer!]] You don't play as [[Characters/SpiderManPeterParker the original Spider-Man in this game]]; [[ComicBook/MilesMorales you play as Miles Morales!]] Did you accidentally cover up the title with spit when all the racial diversity sent you into fits of conservative rage?" Look at it this way, obviously-baiting viewer: [[TheEveryman Spider-Man is about a nerdy teenager]] who [[ScienceHero likes science]] and [[TheHero is a good boy]] who [[ArachnidAppearanceAndAttire gets spider powers]] and [[ILetGwenStacyDie a dead father figure]], [[PartTimeHero and has to balance vigilante heroics]] with [[ItsNotYouItsMyEnemies their troublesome personal life]]; [[StatusQuoIsGod absolutely bugger-all has changed.]] I know Miles Morales is an established character in the comics, because comic nerds will only tolerate permanent change when it isn't a fucking change at all.

-->--'''WebVideo/TheCriticalDrinker''', ''Why Canon Matters''

-->- '''Music/LinkinPark''' addressing their fans who wanted their ''Music/HybridTheory'' sound back in ''When They Come For Me''

->''"Sprout House is too saccharine and juvenile when compared to other Sprout programming blocks and original programs (again, something us Sprout fans consider)."''
-->-- '''A Parents and Kids Share Together [[https://sprouttvfans.wordpress.com/2022/04/30/weekly-character-saturdays-snug/ article]]''' about [[TheScrappy Snug]] from ''Sprout House''/''Snug's House''

->"The Memory Cheats."
-->--'''Creator/JohnNathanTurner''' (''Series/DoctorWho'' producer 1980-89), ''Points of View''

-->--'''Elder Xelpud''', ''VideoGame/LaMulana'' (apparently complaining about ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konami's_Ping_Pong Smash Ping Pong]]''?)

->"But wait, [[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee Croshaw]], [[CausticCritic you snake in the sock drawer!]] You don't play as [[Characters/SpiderManPeterParker the original Spider-Man in this game]]; [[ComicBook/MilesMorales you play as Miles Morales!]] Did you accidentally cover up the title with spit when all the racial diversity sent you into fits of conservative rage?" Look at it this way, obviously-baiting viewer: [[TheEveryman Spider-Man is about a nerdy teenager]] who [[ScienceHero likes science]] and [[TheHero is a good boy]] who [[ArachnidAppearanceAndAttire gets spider powers]] and [[ILetGwenStacyDie a dead father figure]], [[WakeUpGoToSchoolSaveTheWorld and has to balance vigilante heroics]] with [[ItsNotYouItsMyEnemies their troublesome personal life]]; [[StatusQuoIsGod absolutely bugger-all has changed.]] I know Miles Morales is an established character in the comics, because comic nerds will only tolerate permanent change when it isn't a fucking change at all.

-->--''WebVideo/TheCriticalDrinker'', ''Why Canon Matters''

->"But wait, [[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee Croshaw]], [[CausticCritic you snake in the sock drawer!]] You don't play as [[Characters/SpiderManTheCharacter the original Spider-Man in this game]]; [[ComicBook/MilesMorales you play as Miles Morales!]] Did you accidentally cover up the title with spit when all the racial diversity sent you into fits of conservative rage?" Look at it this way, obviously-baiting viewer: [[TheEveryman Spider-Man is about a nerdy teenager]] who [[ScienceHero likes science]] and [[TheHero is a good boy]] who [[ArachnidAppearanceAndAttire gets spider powers]] and [[ILetGwenStacyDie a dead father figure]], [[WakeUpGoToSchoolSaveTheWorld and has to balance vigilante heroics]] with [[ItsNotYouItsMyEnemies their troublesome personal life]]; [[StatusQuoIsGod absolutely bugger-all has changed.]] I know Miles Morales is an established character in the comics, because comic nerds will only tolerate permanent change when it isn't a fucking change at all.

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]

-->-- '''Gollum''' (upon finding out that the raw rabbits he caught have been cooked by Sam for a stew), ''Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheTwoTowers''

-->-- '''August 15 entry''', ''Literature/TheSorrowsOfYoungWerther''

[[folder:Live Action TV]]

->''I don't know the answer, so I'm going to have to take a wild guess...which ''really'' isn't supposed to be the point of this game — either you know the answer or you bluff.''
-->-- '''Gene Rayburn''', upon being asked a question and commenting on the format change, ''Series/TheMatchGameHollywoodSquaresHour''

-->-- '''[[RunningGag Various Characters]]''', ''Series/DoctorWho''

-->-- '''Music/JayZ''', "On To The Next One"

-->-- '''Music/LinkinPark''' addressing their fans who wanted their ''Music/HybridTheory'' sound back in ''When They Come For Me''

-->-- '''Music/KanyeWest''', [[Music/TheLifeOfPablo "I Love Kanye"]]

-->-- '''Music/BringMeTheHorizon''', "heavy metal"

-->-- '''Redman''', "Pick It Up"

-->-- '''Elder Xelpud''', ''VideoGame/LaMulana'' (apparently complaining about ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konami%27s_Ping_Pong Smash Ping Pong]]''?)

-->-- '''[[StrawFan Francis]]' Geeklog''', ''VideoGame/SuperPaperMario''

-->-- '''Leo''', ''Webcomic/VGCats''

-->-- '''"[[http://stuffgeekslove.wordpress.com/2009/01/06/the-status-quo/ The Status Quo]]"''', ''Stuff Geeks Love''

-->-- "[[http://www.the-editing-room.com/watchmen.html The Editing Room's Abridged Version of]] ''Film/{{Watchmen}}"''.

-->-- Brazilian magazine '''''SET''''', reviewing ''Constantine''

->"But wait, [[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee Croshaw,]] [[CausticCritic you snake in the sock drawer!]] You don't play as [[Characters/SpiderManTheCharacter the original Spider-Man in this game;]] [[ComicBook/MilesMorales you play as Miles Morales!]] Did you accidentally cover up the title with spit when all the racial diversity sent you into fits of conservative rage?" Look at it this way, obviously-baiting viewer: [[TheEveryman Spider-Man is about a nerdy teenager]] [[ScienceHero who likes science]] [[TheHero and is a good boy]] [[ArachnidAppearanceAndAttire who gets spider powers]] [[ILetGwenStacyDie and a dead father figure,]] [[WakeUpGoToSchoolSaveTheWorld and has to balance vigilante heroics]] [[ItsNotYouItsMyEnemies with their troublesome personal life;]] [[StatusQuoIsGod absolutely bugger-all has changed.]] I know Miles Morales is an established character in the comics, because comic nerds will only tolerate permanent change when it isn't a fucking change at all.
-->-- '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''', reviewing ''VideoGame/SpiderManMilesMorales''

-->-- '''Desmond Devlin''', in a fictionalized history of ''Mad'' magazine

-->-- ''Literature/TextualPoachersTelevisionFansAndParticipatoryCulture'', by Henry Jenkins gives us a more sympathetic view of this sentiment, quoting a ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' fan called Junius.

-->-- '''[=NuttyMadam=]''' on the changes made to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63beO3K1gEc Breaking Dawn's ending]].

-->-- [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Jens "jeb_" Bergensten]] [[https://twitter.com/jeb_/status/421564096019189760 via Twitter]]

-->-- '''John [=McFerrin=]''', [[http://www.johnmcferrinmusicreviews.org/metallica.htm#lulu on the Metallica / Lou Reed album, Lulu]]

->'''Lord Of Games''': Gamers today don't want all this, they just want to shoot things! But as we're broadening the demographic, I'll have to think of something original. Hmm...\\

-->-- '''WebVideo/JonTron''' plays ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooieNutsAndBolts''

->'''Amir''': Facebook just jumped the shark! Okay, they had a perfect game going and they overdid it! Okay, trust me, I follow a lot of design Tumblrs, so I know when I see things that are overdone, and they overdid it.\\

-->--'''Chewbacca''' to '''Luke Skywalker''', ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's'' review of ''Film/TheLastJedi''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead''

-->-- '''Creator/JohnNathanTurner''' (''Series/DoctorWho'' producer 1980-1989), ''Points of View''

-->-- '''Joseph Mallozzi''', executive producer of the {{Franchise/Stargateverse}}

-->-- '''Mike Love''' of Music/TheBeachBoys, on ''Music/PetSounds''

-->-- '''[[https://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/tv-shows/Action-Dad/ A-Log]]''' on ''Action Dad''

->After losing your girlfriend to a tragic accident, you decide to start dating her cousin. This cousin reminds you of your ex-girlfriend but, very quickly, you realize that she is not enough like your deceased ex for your liking, so you start pestering her to dress more like her dead cousin, talk more like her dead cousin, and generally behave a lot more like her dead cousin. When she resists, you get angry and begin [[FanDumb harassing her incessantly, stalking her online and wishing her dead]] as well.

->Don't fuck with the formula.