History Quotes / TheReasonyouSuckSpeech

-->-- '''Pope Pius XI''', ''Mit brennender Sorge (With great anxiety)'', encyclical to the Catholics of Germany, 14 March 1937

-->-- '''VisualNovel/TogainuNoChi''

'''Miles :''' No! [[ThatLiarLies You're lying!]] I'm Spider-Man!\\

->Your refusal to face reality, content to watch us from afar... [[ShutUpHannibal don't make me laugh!]] There's only one truth here! You, [[spoiler:my own [[CallingTheOldManOut parents]]]] -- '''''YOU ABANDONED US!!!'''''
-->-- '''Lelouch vi Britannia''' to '''Emperor Charles zi Britannia''' [[spoiler:and '''Marianne vi Britannia''']], ''Anime/CodeGeass''

->'''Alma:''' YOU HAVE TO '''''STOP''''', MIRABEL! The cracks started ''with you.'' Bruno left ''because of you.'' Luisa's losing her powers, Isabela's out of control, ''because of you!'' I don't know why you weren't given a gift, '''''but it is not an excuse for you to hurt this family!'''''\\
''[Beat]''\\
'''Mirabel:''' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion I... will never... be good enough for you... will I]]? No matter how hard I try... ''[looks at her family]'' no matter how hard ''any'' of us tries. Luisa will ''never'' be strong enough. Isabela won't be ''perfect'' enough. Bruno left our family because you only saw the ''worst'' in him!\\
'''Alma:''' Bruno didn't '''care''' about this family!\\
'''Mirabel:''' He '''loves''' this family! ''I'' love this family! We all ''love'' this family! ''You're'' the one that doesn't care! ''You're'' the one who's breaking our home!\\
'''Alma:''' ''Don't you EVER...!''\\
'''Mirabel:''' '''The miracle is dying''' '''''because of you!'''''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Encanto}}''

->'''Tai Lung:''' I have come home, Master.\\
'''Shifu:''' This is no longer your home, and I am no longer your master.\\
'''Tai Lung:''' Oh, yes. You have a new favorite. So where is this... Po? Did I scare him off?\\
'''Shifu:''' This battle is between you and me.\\
'''Tai Lung:''' So... That is how it's going to be.\\
'''Shifu:''' That is how it MUST be. ''[they fight, and it spills into the Jade Palace]''\\
'''Tai Lung:''' I rotted in jail for ''TWENTY'' years because of '''your''' weakness!\\
'''Shifu:''' Obeying your master is not weakness!\\
'''Tai Lung:''' You ''knew'' I was the Dragon Warrior. You always knew. But when Oogway said otherwise, what did you do? What did you do!? ''NOTHING!''\\
'''Shifu:''' You were not meant to be the Dragon Warrior! That was NOT my fault!\\
'''Tai Lung:''' ''Not your fault!? Who filled my head with dreams!? WHO DROVE ME TO TRAIN UNTIL MY BONES CRACKED!?'' '''''WHO DENIED ME MY DESTINY!?'''''\\
'''Shifu:''' It was never my decision to make!\\
'''Tai Lung:''' It is now. Give. Me. The scroll.\\
'''Shifu:''' I would rather die! ''[they continue fighting until Tai Lung gains the upper hand]]''\\
'''Tai Lung:''' [[WellDoneSonGuy All I ever did, I did to make you proud]]! Tell me how PROUD you are, Shifu! TELL ME! '''''TEEEEEELL MEEEEEEEE!'''''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda1''

'''The Wolf:''' [[TheGrimReaper Death]]. And [[NotHyperbole I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way.]] '''[[IAmTheNoun I'M DEATH.]]''' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis STRAIGHT. UP.]]''''' And I have come for you, Puss in Boots.\\

->'''The Wolf:''' Sorry to crash the party with [[CatsHaveNineLives your past lives]]... Or your past deaths, as I like to call them. ''(Raises one of his sickles, revealing a KillTally of Puss' deaths)'' I was there to witness all of them. [[PunctuatedEmphasis Each. Frivolous. End.]] But you didn't even notice me because "[[IronicEcho Puss in Boots laughs in the face of death]]." Right? ''[[WhamLine But you're not laughing now]].''\\
'''Puss:''' You are no bounty hunter. [[OhCrap You are]]...!\\
'''The Wolf:''' Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. '''[[TheGrimReaper I'M DEATH.]]''' '''''[[TheGrimReaper STRAIGHT. UP.]]''''' And I have come for you, Puss in Boots.\\

'''Death:''' ''(EvilLaugh)'' You know... I'm not a cat person. I find the very idea of ''nine lives'' '''''absurd'''''. [[VillainHasAPoint And you didn't value]] ''[[VillainHasAPoint any]]'' [[VillainHasAPoint of them]]. So why don’t I do us ''both'' a favor, ''and take this last one now''?

'''Miguel:''' ''Everywhere'', you go you're an anomaly! You're the ''original'' anomaly! The spider that gave you your powers wasn't from your dimension. It was never supposed to bite you! [[ForWantOfANail There's a world out there with no Spider-Man to protect them, because it bit]] ''[[ForWantOfANail you]]'' [[ForWantOfANail instead!]] You're not supposed to be Spider-Man!\\

->'''Miguel O'Hara:''' The spider that gave you your powers wasn't from your dimension. It was never supposed to bite you!\\
'''Gwen Stacy:''' Miguel, don't!\\
'''Miguel:''' [[ForWantOfANail There's a world out there with no Spider-Man to protect them, because it bit]] ''[[ForWantOfANail you]]'' [[ForWantOfANail instead!]] You're not supposed to be Spider-Man!\\
'''Miles Morales:''' No! [[ThatLiarLies You're lying!]] I'm Spider-Man!\\
'''Miguel:''' You're a ''mistake!'' [[TheyDiedBecauseOfYou If you hadn’t been bit, your Peter Parker would have]] ''[[TheyDiedBecauseOfYou lived!]]'' [[TheyDiedBecauseOfYou Instead he died, saving]] ''[[TheyDiedBecauseOfYou you!]]'' He would have stopped the collider before it ever went off. Spot wouldn’t exist. And ''none of this'' would have happened. And all this time, ''I'' have been the only one holding it all together!\\
'''Peter B. Parker:''' Miguel, go easy on him!\\
'''Miguel:''' You don’t belong here. You never did.

->It's not just about power, it's also about [[IfYoureSoEvilEatThisKitten how far you're willing to debase yourself before feeling bad]]. And me? [[OurLichesAreDifferent I ripped off my own living flesh so that I wouldn't have to admit weakness.]] [[EvilerThanThou You're strictly little league compared to that.]] That right there? That's the difference between bonafide true Evil with a capital "E" and your whiny "evil, but for a good cause," crap. One gets to be the butch, and one gets to be the bitch — Bitch.
-->-- '''Xykon''' to '''Redcloak''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'': Start of Darkness

->'''Khalil:''' Would you look at yourself?! You care more about that weed than about all the people in Nineveh! ''[Jonah stammers]'' Why are you here now? Instead of back in the belly of that whale? ''[Jonah again has no answer]'' Because God is compassionate! He wanted to help you! And because he is merciful! He gave you a second chance!\\

'''Khalil:''' Has it ever occurred to you that maybe God loves everybody, not just ''you''?! That maybe he wants to give everyone a second chance! ''[Jonah stammers yet again]'' He saw that those people needed help -- that they didn't know right from wrong -- and he wanted to help them! And that is why he sent you! And when you told them what they were doing wrong they said they were sorry, they put down their mackerels and their halibuts, and they asked God for a second chance. And by golly, he gave them one! Don't you see? God wants to give everyone a second chance! And so should we!\\

'''Greed:''' ''(clutches Bido's body and [[SkywardScream screams]] [[DeathWail in anguish]])''

->'''[[BarbaricBully Daisuke Hiyama]]''': [[{{Yandere}} Ish all your fault! If it washn’t for you, Kaori would’ve been mine!]]
->'''Hajime Nagumo''': It wouldn’t have mattered if I was here or not. Hell would have freeze over before you’d managed to do anything worthwhile with your miserable existence.
->'''Daisuke Hiyama''': [[NeverMyFault Ish all your fault!]]
->'''Hajime Nagumo''': Don’t pin the blame on other people. You’re the one who decided to stoop to this level. Both here and in Japan, you’ve always been the loser. You didn’t lose to other people. You’ve lost to yourself. You never once tried to take responsibility for anything. All you ever did was sit on the sidelines and insult everyone else, when the real loser was always you.
->'''[[EvilCannotComprehendGood Daisuke Hiyama]]''': [[DramaticallyMissingThePoint I’ll kill you! No matter what ish takesh, I swear I’ll kill you!]]
->'''Hajime Nagumo''': [[PreMortemOneLiner Good luck surviving out there. Knowing you, you probably won't make it]].

->''"It wouldn’t have mattered if I was here or not. Hell would have freeze over before you’d managed to do anything worthwhile with your miserable existence.[...] Don’t pin the blame on other people. You’re the one who decided to stoop to this level. Both here and in Japan, you’ve always been the loser. You didn’t lose to other people. You’ve lost to yourself. You never once tried to take responsibility for anything. All you ever did was sit on the sidelines and insult everyone else, when the real loser was always you. [...][[PreMortemOneLiner Good luck surviving out there. Knowing you, you probably won't make it]]."''
-->-- '''Hajime Nagumo''' to '''Daisuke Hiyama''', ''Literature/ArifuretaFromCommonplaceToWorldsStrongest'', "Volume 6"

->'''Jon Stewart:''' What’s the leading cause of death amongst children in this country? And I’m going to give you a hint; it’s not drag show readings to children.
->'''Sen. Nathan Dahm:''' I’m presuming you’re going to say it’s firearms.
->'''Jon Stewart:''' No, I’m not going to say it like it’s an opinion! That’s what it is. It’s ''firearms''; more than ''cancer'', more than ''car accidents''. And what ''you’re telling me'' is, you don’t mind infringing ''free speech'' to protect children from this ''amorphous thing'' that you think of, but when it comes ''to children that have'' '''died''', you don’t ''give a flying fuck'' to stop that because that "shall not be infringed." '''That is hypocrisy at its highest order.'''

->'''Jon Stewart:''' No, I’m not going to say it like it’s an opinion! That’s what it is. It’s ''firearms''; more than ''cancer'', more than ''car accidents''. And what ''you’re telling me'' is, you don’t mind infringing ''free speech'' to protect children from this ''amorphous thing'' that you think of, but when it comes ''to children that have'' '''died'', you don’t ''give a flying fuck'' to stop that because that "shall not be infringed." '''That is hypocrisy at its highest order.'''

->'''Jon Stewart:''' What’s the leading cause of death amongst children in this country? And I’m going to give you a hint. It’s not drag show readings to children.

->'''Jon Stewart:''' No, I’m not going to say it like it’s an opinion, that’s what it is. It’s firearms, more than cancer, more than car accidents. And what you’re telling me is, you don’t mind infringing free speech to protect children from this amorphous thing that you think of, but when it comes to children that have died you don’t give a flying fuck to stop that because that shall not be infringed. That is hypocrisy at its highest order.

'''Watts:''' ''[Remains silent for a brief while, before slowly breaking into an EvilLaugh]'' Oh! Of ''course'' you are! Because that's just what you do, isn't it? And how has that worked out for you? You stormed into Fria's room, thinking you could take on Ironwood's top fighter and war machine, but you couldn't. [[NiceJobFixingItVillain And that machine became the Winter Maiden!]] Oh, and let's not forget your deal with Raven Branwen: [[DidntThinkThisThrough "Get all your enemies in one place so you'd have a shot at revenge."]] If only someone could have warned you against such a miserable idea... oh wait, ''[[IgnoredExpert I did!]]'' But ''you'' pushed ahead and ''you'' lost it when all you had to do was your ''job!'' You think you're [[EntitledBastard entitled to everything]] just because you've suffered, but suffering isn't enough. You can't just be strong, you have to be ''smart!'' You can't just be deserving, you have to be ''worthy!'' But all you have EVER been is a '''BLOODY MIGRAINE!'''

'''Watts:''' You know, it's impressive that you haven't realized this yet, but I don't ''work'' for you!'' ''[Cinder suspends Watts over the edge of the roof]'' Please! [[ImNotAfraidOfYou You can't just threaten me like everyone else!]]\\

'''Watts:''' ''[Remains silent for a brief while, before slowly breaking into an EvilLaugh]'' Oh! Of ''course'' you are! Because that's just what you do, isn't it? And how has that worked out for you? You stormed into Fria's room, thinking you could take on Ironwood's top fighter and war machine, but you couldn't. [[NiceJobFixingItVillain And that machine became the Winter Maiden!]] Oh, and let's not forget your deal with Raven Branwen: [[DidntThinkThisThrough "Get all your enemies in one place so you'd have a shot at revenge."]] If only someone could have warned you against such a miserable idea... OhWait, ''[[CassandraTruth I did!]]'' But ''you'' pushed ahead and ''you'' lost it when all you had to do was your ''job!'' You think you're [[EntitledBastard entitled to everything]] just because you've suffered, but suffering isn't enough. You can't just be strong, you have to be ''smart!'' You can't just be deserving, you have to be ''worthy!'' But all you have EVER been is a '''BLOODY MIGRAINE!'''

->'''Pyotr:''' Lemme get this straight... You're leaving your family behind to make an escape on... fucking stilts?\\

'''Pyotr:''' Hmmm.... I can run faster than a car and leap buildings like it's nothing. The stilts are cute, though.\\

'''Pyotr:''' Hrmmm... "An angry vampire is a predictable vampire"... If I attack without thinking... ''(Looks down at Marckus)'' Man, today is just ''not'' your lucky day.\\

'''Pyotr:''' '''WRONG ANSWER.''' ''(Starts repeatedly stomping on Marckus' head)''\\

-->-- ''WebAnimation/HunterTheParenting'', Chapter 3: Hunter's Hunters Hunted

'''Black:''' Hmmm. [[NotSoDifferentRemark I see I am in the presence of another master manipulator]]. How long can you keep up this facade on your own before he finds out you've been sabotaging his trust and ejects you from his heart? Or perhaps you are truly foolish enough to believe that he'd still want ''anything'' to do with you after learning you've been forcing him to experience the agonizing pain of death thousands of times just to stay together?

'''Cinder:''' ''({{Neck Lift}}s Watts with her Grimm arm)'' What do you mean, she'll destroy herself? How am I supposed to take her power if she's dead?\\
'''Watts:''' You know, it's impressive that you haven't realized this yet, but I don't ''work'' for you!'' (Cinder suspends Watts over the edge of the roof)'' Please! You can't just threaten me like everyone else!\\
'''Cinder:''' ''(Approaches him threateningly)'' You think you're so clever, don't you, Arthur?\\

'''Cinder:''' Salem isn't here right now, but I think we can still come up with a plan while she's pulling herself together. First, I'm going to watch you plummet to an unremarkable end. And then I'm going to burn a path directly to the Vault where I will wait to tear that magical puppet to pieces. ''(Extends her Grimm arm further, hanging him over the streets of Atlas)'' And take... what is mine.\\
'''Watts:''' ''(Remains silent for a brief while, before slowly breaking into an EvilLaugh)'' Oh! Of ''course'' you are! Because that's just what you do, isn't it? And how has that worked out for you? You stormed into Fria's room, thinking you could take on Ironwood's top fighter and war machine, but you couldn't. [[NiceJobFixingItVillain And that machine became the Winter Maiden]]! Oh, and let's not forget your deal with Raven Branwen: [[DidntThinkThisThrough "Get all your enemies in one place so you'd have a shot at revenge."]] If only someone could have warned you against such a miserable idea… Oh wait, ''I did!'' But ''you'' pushed ahead and ''you'' lost it when all you had to do was your ''job!'' You think you're [[EntitledBastard entitled to everything]] just because you've suffered, but suffering isn't enough. You can't just be strong, you have to be ''smart!'' You can't just be deserving, you have to be ''worthy!'' But all you have EVER been is a '''BLOODY MIGRAINE!'''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'', Volume 8, Chapter 10, "[[Recap/RWBYV8E10Ultimatum Ultimatum]]".

'''Watts:''' (Remains silent for a brief while, before slowly breaking into an EvilLaugh) Oh! Of ''course'' you are! Because that's just what you do, isn't it? And how has that worked out for you? You stormed into Fria's room, thinking you could take on Ironwood's top fighter and war machine, but you couldn't. [[NiceJobFixingItVillain And that machine became the Winter Maiden]]! Oh, and let's not forget your deal with Raven Branwen: [[DidntThinkThisThrough "Get all your enemies in one place so you'd have a shot at revenge."]] If only someone could have warned you against such a miserable idea… Oh wait, ''I did!'' But ''you'' pushed ahead and ''you'' lost it when all you had to do was your ''job!'' You think you're [[EntitledBastard entitled to everything]] just because you've suffered, but suffering isn't enough. You can't just be strong, you have to be ''smart!'' You can't just be deserving, you have to be ''worthy!'' But all you have EVER been is a '''BLOODY MIGRAINE!'''

->''"The spider that gave you your powers wasn't from your dimension. It was never supposed to bite you! There's a world out there with no Spider-Man to protect them, because it bit '''you''' instead! You're not supposed to be Spider-Man! You're a '''mistake!''' If you hadn’t been bit, your Peter Parker would have '''lived!''' Instead he died, saving '''you'''! He would have stopped the collider before it ever went off. Spot wouldn’t exist. And '''none of this''' would have happened. And all this time, '''I''' have been the only one holding it all together! You don’t belong here. You never did."''
-->-- '''Miguel O'Hara''' to '''Miles Morales''', ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse''

->''"The spider that gave you your powers wasn't from your dimension. It was never supposed to bite you! There's a world out there with no Spider-Man to protect them, because it bit '''you''' instead! You're not supposed to be Spider-Man! You're a '''mistake!''' If you hadn’t been bit, your Peter Parker would have '''lived!''' Instead he died, saving '''you'''! He would have stopped the collider before it even went off. Spot wouldn’t exist. And '''none of this''' would have happened. And all this time, '''I''' have been the only one holding it all together! You don’t belong here. You never did."''

-> The spider that gave you your powers wasn't from your dimension. It was never supposed to bite you! There's a world out there with no Spider-Man to protect them, because it bit ''you'' instead! You're not supposed to be Spider-Man! You're a ''mistake!'' If you hadn’t been bit, your Peter Parker would have ''lived!'' Instead he died, saving ''you''! He would have stopped the collider before it even went off. Spot wouldn’t exist. And ''none of this'' would have happened. And all this time, ''I'' have been the only one holding it all together! You don’t belong here. You never did.