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->'''[[Characters/DeltaruneSpamton Spamton]]:''' CHOICES, CHOICES! ENJOY HAVING SUCH OPTIONS AVAILABLE TO YOU! IT DOESN'T TAKE A CRYSTAL BALL TO SEE YOU AREN'T GOING TO HAVE A LOT OF THOSE IN THE FUTURE! UNLESS OF COURSE YOU COUNT CHOICES LIKE, '[[PsychologicalProjection WHICH DUMPSTER AM I GOING TO SLEEP IN TODAY?]]' OR 'WHICH MINIMUM-WAGE JOB AM I GOING TO LOSE THIS WEEK?' [[SarcasmMode A BRIGHT FUTURE AWAITS YOU, SUSIE! BRIGHT, BRIGHT, BRIGHT!]]\\
'''[[Characters/DeltaruneSusie Susie]]:''' What the hell do you know?!\\

-->-- '''Neia Varon''' to '''[[Characters/TheRisingOfTheShieldHeroMaltyMelromarc Malty]]''' in regards to her rotten behavior which leads to the princess crushing the ring in anger; ''Fanfic/KingExplosionMurderTheShieldHero'', Chapter 5

->And you! You call yourself a hero, but then you do all this, blindly following that [[Characters/TheRisingOfTheShieldHeroMaltyMelromarc bitch's]] word, nearly enslaving an innocent victim and justifying it, going along with the will of an old tyrant who will blindly look the other way from his daughter cheating. You(')r(e) nothing more than an arrogant, self-centered, lustful, spineless, idiot! And you know what? Ponytail Slut is a perfect name for you!
-->-- After telling this to '''[[Characters/TheRisingOfTheShieldHeroMotoyasuKitamura Motoyasu]]''', Neia Varon gives him a GroinAttack; ''Fanfic/KingExplosionMurderTheShieldHero'', Chapter 5

-->-- '''Neia Varon''' to '''King Aultcray''' for not just being so selfish and stubborn, but also allowing '''[[Characters/TheRisingOfTheShieldHeroMaltyMelromarc Malty]]''' to break the law on a whim; ''Fanfic/KingExplosionMurderTheShieldHero'', Chapter 5

->I think that's about enough. This trial is officially over. You are found guilty Sir Itsuki the cardinal bow hero. Under normal circumstances, you and your team will be sentenced to public execution just like the rest of these traitors and assassins. But due to the fact that you're a cardinal hero, you're too valuable for our world for me to kill you even if you deserve it. So your lives will be spared. However, this will not mean you will go unpunished. Firstly you are to pay a tremendous bail in coin or valuables for your crimes. You shall be imprisoned without your bow for the time being, you will also be forced to pay another bail for your companions or they will be imprisoned forever for their crimes. I will also spread the word of what you have done here to every kingdom from Silvelt, to Faubrey, to Zeltoble, and even all the minor kingdoms will be informed of your exploits here. They will know you as the hero who assassinates anyone he doesn't like and will forever permanently ruin your reputation along with the guild you associate with. I also want to discuss the religious policy that will matter to you. As of now, my kingdom follows the three heroes church where the sword, spear, and bow are worshipped equally while the shield is demonized. But as of now that changes. We will still be a three heroes church; however, the [[Characters/MyHeroAcademiaKatsukiBakugo shield hero]] will no longer be seen as a demon to the people of Tervein, but as a lord and saint he deserves to be labeled as. The bow hero for now on will be referred to as the bow demon to be feared and never be trusted throughout the land.

->'''[[Characters/TheRisingOfTheShieldHeroMotoyasuKitamura Motoyasu Kitamura]]:''' (After his attempt to prove [[Characters/TheRisingOfTheShieldHeroMaltyMelromarc Malty/Myne]] was innocent rightfully fails) No! There has to be something wrong with this slave crest stuff! This is nothing more than you (Queen Mirellia) and [[Characters/MyHeroAcademiaKatsukiBakugo Bakugou]] trying to force out your bias on an innocent girl! This is not a fair trial and you continue to put words into Myne's mouth! This trial is nothing but a joke and I will not accept this as the truth!\\

->I can't believe I actually trusted you! I thought we could have been friends and help make amends with our heroes. But you never cared! You were nothing but a liar and an evil bitch! You do nothing but manipulate people to get everything to go your way and act like a SpoiledBrat when you don;t get what you want! (Removes the ring Malty gave her.) And if you want this damn ring so badly, then you can choke on it!

->-I can't believe I actually trusted you! I thought we could have been friends and help make amends with our heroes. But you never cared! You were nothing but a liar and an evil bitch! You do nothing but manipulate people to get everything to go your way and act like a SpoiledBrat when you don;t get what you want! (Removes the ring Malty gave her.) And if you want this damn ring so badly, then you can choke on it!

->-And you! You call yourself a hero, but then you do all this, blindly following that [[Characters/TheRisingOfTheShieldHeroMaltyMelromarc bitch's]] word, nearly enslaving an innocent victim and justifying it, going along with the will of an old tyrant who will blindly look the other way from his daughter cheating. You(')r(e) nothing more than an arrogant, self-centered, lustful, spineless, idiot! And you know what? Ponytail Slut is a perfect name for you!

->-And you! If that's really your daughter! Not only are you a bigoted, lying, nepotist, and awful king! But yo(')r(e) also an awful father too!

->-So, your answer to that is to murder this nation's king and assume everything will be hunky-dory afterward? How did you know that this group you were working with wasn't going to just abuse their power as well? If they are willing to do so many underhanded tactic to get the(i)r way, do you think they would give any damns about the people?

->-I think that's about enough. This trial is officially over. You are found guilty Sir Itsuki the cardinal bow hero. Under normal circumstances, you and your team will be sentenced to public execution just like the rest of these traitors and assassins. But due to the fact that you're a cardinal hero, you're too valuable for our world for me to kill you even if you deserve it. So your lives will be spared. However, this will not mean you will go unpunished. Firstly you are to pay a tremendous bail in coin or valuables for your crimes. You shall be imprisoned without your bow for the time being, you will also be forced to pay another bail for your companions or they will be imprisoned forever for their crimes. I will also spread the word of what you have done here to every kingdom from Silvelt, to Faubrey, to Zeltoble, and even all the minor kingdoms will be informed of your exploits here. They will know you as the hero who assassinates anyone he doesn't like and will forever permanently ruin your reputation along with the guild you associate with. I also want to discuss the religious policy that will matter to you. As of now, my kingdom follows the three heroes church where the sword, spear, and bow are worshipped equally while the shield is demonized. But as of now that changes. We will still be a three heroes church; however, the [[Characters/MyHeroAcademiaKatsukiBakugo shield hero]] will no longer be seen as a demon to the people of Tervein, but as a lord and saint he deserves to be labeled as. The bow hero for now on will be referred to as the bow demon to be feared and never be trusted throughout the land.

-->-- '''Neia Varon''' to '''[[Characters/TheRisingOfTheShieldHeroMaltyMelromarc Malty]]'' in regards to her rotten behavior which leads to the princess crushing the ring in anger; ''Fanfic/KingExplosionMurderTheShieldHero'', Chapter 5

->-And you! You call yourself a hero, but then you do all this, blindly following that [[[[Characters/TheRisingOfTheShieldHeroMaltyMelromarc bitch's]] word, nearly enslaving an innocent victim and justifying it, going along with the will of an old tyrant who will blindly look the other way from his daughter cheating. You(')r(e) nothing more than an arrogant, self-centered, lustful, spineless, idiot! And you know what? Ponytail Slut is a perfect name for you!

-->-- '''Neia Varon''' to '''King Aultcray''' for not just being so selfish and stubborn, but also allowing '''[[Characters/TheRisingOfTheShieldHeroMaltyMelromarc Malty]]''' to break the law on a whim; ''Fanfic/KingExplosionMurderTheShieldHero'', Chapter 5

->-I think that's about enough. This trial is officially over. You are found guilty Sir Itsuki the cardinal bow hero. Under normal circumstances, you and your team will be sentenced to public execution just like the rest of these traitors and assassins. But due to the fact that you're a cardinal hero, you're too valuable for our world for me to kill you even if you deserve it. So your lives will be spared. However, this will not mean you will go unpunished. Firstly you are to pay a tremendous bail in coin or valuables for your crimes. You shall be imprisoned without your bow for the time being, you will also be forced to pay another bail for your companions or they will be imprisoned forever for their crimes. I will also spread the word of what you have done here to every kingtom from Silvelt, to Faubrey, to Zeltoble, and even all the minor kingdoms will be informed of your exploits here. They will know you as the hero who assassinates anyone he doesn't like and will forever permanently ruin your reputation along with the guild you associate with. I also want to discuss the religious policy that will matter to you. As of now, my kingdom follows the three heroes church where the sword, spear, and bow are worshipped equally while the shield is demonized. But as of now that changes. We will still be a three heroes church; however, the [[Characters/MyHeroAcademiaKatsukiBakugo shield hero]] will no longer be seen as a demon to the people of Tervein, but as a lord and saint he deserves to be labeled as. The bow hero for now on will be referred to as the bow demon to be feared and never be trusted throughout the land.

->- So, your answer to that is to murder this nation's king and assume everything will be hunky-dory afterward? How did you know that this group you were working with wasn't going to just abuse their power as well? If they are willing to do so many underhanded tactic to get the(i)r way, do you think they would give any damns about the people?
-->-- King Kardrum who was scolding a deluded Itsuki during his trial for his crimes in the kingdom

->- I think that's about enough. This trial is officially over. You are found guilty Sir Itsuki the cardinal bow hero. Under normal circumstances, you and your team will be sentenced to public execution just like the rest of these traitors and assassins. But due to the fact that you're a cardinal hero, you're too valuable for our world for me to kill you even if you deserve it. So your lives will be spared. However, this will not mean you will go unpunished. Firstly you are to pay a tremendous bail in coin or valuables for your crimes. You shall be imprisoned without your bow for the time being, you will also be forced to pay another bail for your companions or they will be imprisoned forever for their crimes. I will also spread the word of what you have done here to every kingtom from Silvelt, to Faubrey, to Zeltoble, and even all the minor kingdoms will be informed of your exploits here. They will know you as the hero who assassinates anyone he doesn't like and will forever permanently ruin your reputation along with the guild you associate with. I also want to discuss the religious policy that will matter to you. As of now, my kingdom follows the three heroes church where the sword, spear, and bow are worshipped equally while the shield is demonized. But as of now that changes. We will still be a three heroes church; however, the [[Characters/MyHeroAcademiaKatsukiBakugo shield hero]] will no longer be seen as a demon to the people of Tervein, but as a lord and saint he deserves to be labeled as. The bow hero for now on will be referred to as the bow demon to be feared and never be trusted throughout the land.
-->-- King Kardrum placing his sentence for Itsuki, ''Fanfic/KingExplosionMurderTheShieldHero'', Chapter 7

'''Neia''' (Stomping her way to him to throw back his words when everyone in attendance to the trial he and Malty were brought to were just sighing.): Motoyasu, where the hell was my say in the matter when you('ve) accused me of stealing Myne's ring!? Why the hell didn't you let me have a fair trial when you attempted to enslave me!? Why were you putting words into my mouth when you thought Bakugou was being a bad influence on me!? Why didn't you accept my truth and allowed you bias over Myne to take over my accusation!?\\

->'''[[Characters/TheRisingOfTheShieldHeroMotoyasuKitamura Motoyasu Kitamura]]:''' (After his attempt to prove [[Characters/TheRisingOfTheShieldHeroMaltyMelromarc Malty/Myne]] was innocent rightfully fails) No! There has to be something wrong with this slave crest stuff! This is nothing more than you (Queen Mirellia) and [[Characters/MyHeroAcademiaKatsukiBakugo Bakugou]] trying to force out your bias on an innocent girl! This is not a fair trial and you continue to put words into Myne's mouth! This trial is nothing but a joke and I will not accept this as the truth!\\\

'''Motoyasu:''' (Nervously responding) I... Uh... Well, you see I... I...\\\

''[Butcher tries to strangle Strange only for the guards to club him to the floor and pin him down. Strange bents down to whisper into Butcher's ear.]''\\

->"He is real by the way... [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Adolf Hitler]]. [[ANaziByAnyOtherName You're both very similar]], you know? [[TheFundamentalist You did so many things, changed and shaped the worlds you both resided in all in my father and I’s name!]] So many things like [[SerialKiller murder]], [[WarIsHell war]], [[FinalSolution genocide]], all in my name... ''My name''! Men, women, children, fathers, mothers, sons, and daughters all died for my father and I’s sake... because why? [[CrazyCulturalComparison They had different beliefs?]] [[FantasticRacism They were a different race?]] [[VanHelsingHateCrimes They committed the 'great sin' of just living somewhere you weren't?]] [[AllOfTheOtherReindeer Because you felt rejected?]] [[NotSoDifferentRemark I know what it's like to feel rejected...]] [[NotSoSimilar yet I never sought]] [[TurnTheOtherCheek to harm those that rejected me...]] And I never [[SiblingMurder killed my siblings]]... and yet [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain so many humans think that committing genocide, starting wars, and any number of atrocities in my name will win my favor]]. [[ObliviouslyEvil They never]] [[HeelRealization truly realize]] [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone how wrong they are until]] it's [[HeelFaceDoorSlam too late]]."

->"He is real by the way... [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Adolf Hitler]]. [[ANaziByAnyOtherName You're both very similar]], you know? [[The Fundamentalist You did so many things, changed and shaped the worlds you both resided in all in my father and I’s name!]] So many things like [[SerialKiller murder]], [[WarIsHell war]], [[FinalSolution genocide]], all in my name... ''My name''! Men, women, children, fathers, mothers, sons, and daughters all died for my father and I’s sake... because why? [[CrazyCulturalComparison They had different beliefs?]] [[FantasticRacism They were a different race?]] [[VanHelsingHateCrimes They committed the 'great sin' of just living somewhere you weren't?]] [[AllOfTheOtherReindeer Because you felt rejected?]] [[NotSoDifferentRemark I know what it's like to feel rejected...]] [[NotSoSimilar yet I never sought]] [[TurnTheOtherCheek to harm those that rejected me...]] And I never [[SiblingMurder killed my siblings]]... and yet [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain so many humans think that committing genocide, starting wars, and any number of atrocities in my name will win my favor]]. [[ObliviouslyEvil They never]] [[HeelRealization truly realize]] [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone how wrong they are until]] it's [[HeelFaceDoorSlam too late]]."

->"He is real by the way... [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Adolf Hitler]]. [[ANaziByAnyOtherName You're both very similar]], you know? [[The Fundamentalist You did so many things, changed and shaped the worlds you both resided in all in my father and I’s name!]] So many things like [[SerialKiller murder]], [[WarIsHell war]], [[FinalSolution genocide]], all in my name... ''My name''! Men, women, children, fathers, mothers, sons, and daughters all died for my father and I’s sake... because why? [[CrazyCulturalComparison They had different beliefs?]] [[FantasticRacism They were a different race?]] [[VanHelsingHateCrimes They committed the 'great sin' of just living somewhere you weren't?]] [[AllOfTheOtherReindeer Because you felt rejected?]] [[NotSoDifferentRemark I know what it's like to feel rejected...]] [[NotSoSimilar yet I never sought]] [[TurnTheOtherCheek to harm those that rejected me...]] And I never [[SiblingMurder killed my siblings]]... and yet [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain so many humans think that committing genocide, starting wars, and any number of atrocities in my name will win my favor]]. They [[NeverMyFault never]] [[HeelRealization truly realize]] [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone how wrong they are until]] it's [[HeelFaceDoorSlam too late]]."

->"He is real by the way... [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Adolf Hitler]]. [[ANaziByAnyOtherName You're both very similar]], you know? [[FalseProphet You did so many things, changed and shaped the worlds you both resided in all in my father and I’s name!]] So many things like [[SerialKiller murder]], [[WarIsHell war]], [[FinalSolution genocide]], all in my name... ''My name''! Men, women, children, fathers, mothers, sons, and daughters all died for my father and I’s sake... because why? [[CrazyCulturalComparison They had different beliefs?]] [[FantasticRacism They were a different race?]] [[VanHelsingHateCrimes They committed the 'great sin' of just living somewhere you weren't?]] [[AllOfTheOtherReindeer Because you felt rejected?]] [[NotSoDifferentRemark I know what it's like to feel rejected...]] [[NotSoSimilar yet I never sought]] [[TurnTheOtherCheek to harm those that rejected me...]] And I never [[SiblingMurder killed my siblings]]... and yet [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain so many humans think that committing genocide, starting wars, and any number of atrocities in my name will win my favor]]. They [[NeverMyFault never]] [[HeelRealization truly realize]] [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone how wrong they are until]] it's [[HeelFaceDoorSlam too late]]."

->"He is real by the way... Adolf Hitler. You're both very similar, you know? You did so many things, changed and shaped the worlds you both resided in all in my father and I’s name! So many things like murder, war, genocide, all in my name... My name! Men, women, children, fathers, mothers, sons, and daughters all died for my father and I’s sake... because why? They had different beliefs? They were a different race? They committed the 'great sin' of just living somewhere you weren't? Because you felt rejected? I know what it's like to feel rejected... yet I never sought to harm those that rejected me... And I never killed my siblings... and yet so many humans think that committing genocide, starting wars, and any number of atrocities in my name will win my favor. They never truly realize how wrong they are until it's too late."

'''The Truth:''' Do you really need to ask that question? Surely you can at least guess. Rather than being content with yourself, you tried to reject your human origins and coveted the power of what you call God. You never grew beyond your days in the flask. You said that you wanted to attain perfection, but never really understood what a perfect being is. A perfect being is someone who is in perfect harmony with themselves, with others, with the world, and with God. And you have abysmally failed in each of these areas. Rather than learning about and accepting yourself, you tried to artificially extract your seven desires, and ironically still retained your greatest character flaws. Rather than working with others through cooperation and compassion, you sought to use them as nothing more than tools. Rather than observing and enjoying the world as it was, you sought to reshape it to suit your own selfish needs. And rather than trying to cultivate the proper relationship between you and the power that made you, you instead tried to surpass it by having others pay the price. Equivalent exchange is the basis of all alchemy, and yet it is a concept that you don't seem to have truly understood. In order to obtain anything of actual value, you have to make sacrifices. But you have never sacrificed anything, and instead you have forced the sacrifices on others. ''[pause]'' There was something you said not too long ago. ''[[IronicEcho "Humans who would dare to play God must pay a steep price for their arrogance. That is Truth."]]]'' Tell me, did you honestly think you were an exception to that rule? And now, I will bestow upon you the despair that you deserve.\\

''[Butcher tries to strangle Strange only for the guards to club him to the floor. Strange bents down to whisper into Butcher's ear]''\\

'''Dru-Zod:''' Did I give you permission to speak?! You called Kara-El a freak and defective and yet you are the ones I see as defective and useless. If you cannot maintain discipline when you are off duty then you aren't worthy of standing in these halls. You three are dismissed." (to Kara) "Who threw the first punch?\\

'''Peter:''' I'm saying, ''Thelma, ''you two being part of my family and my parents is '''over'''! You two can forget the damn retirement home, because I'm doing what I should have done, kicking you two out of the house to sleep in filth! '''Where you two belong.'''\\

-->-- '''Peter''', [[CallingTheOldManOut to]] [[{{Jerkass}} Francis and Thelma]], ''Website/FamilyGuyFanon'' (Season 2, Episode 17 "[[https://familyguyfanon.fandom.com/wiki/Between_Sanity_and_Madness Between Sanity and Madness]]")

'''Strange:''' [[FantasticRacism Your biases towards the ‘heroes’ of your world have carried over to those of our world]]. You expected Batman to be nothing more than a corrupt, incompetent, drug-addicted celebrity. Instead of a highly intelligent, extraordinarily skilled vigilante. [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter One who overshadows you in every category.]]\\

'''Strange:''' Your biases towards the ‘heroes’ of your world have carried over to those of our world. You expected Batman to be nothing more than a corrupt, incompetent, drug-addicted celebrity. Instead of a highly intelligent, extraordinarily skilled vigilante. One who overshadows you in every category.\\

'''Strange:''' ''[unamused]'' Batman did not underestimate you, but you did, which led to you being here. If Amanda Waller had no interest in you, you would have been stuck in Arkham. In fact, he likely knew you would assume his secret identity.\\

'''Strange:''' [[ArmorPiercingResponse Hardly, I already brought up your younger brother with Mister Campbell]]. Lenny is likely the root cause of your psychological issues. Your anger and desire to protect those you care for regardless of the costs. When you were children you were unable to protect him from your father. So you decided to join the military as an escape, only for your brother to commit suicide because ''you'' left him alone with your father. From what I’ve read you have become the very man your father wanted. Cold, violent, and hard as stone. Tell me if your father was in your place, how do you think he would have acted compared to you?\\