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-->-- '''Angus Deayton''', ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou''

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-->-- '''Angus Deayton''', '''Creator/AngusDeayton''', ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou''
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-->--'''Computer Virus''', ''VideoGame/KirbySuperStar''

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-->--'''Computer Virus''', ''VideoGame/KirbySuperStar''
''VideoGame/KirbySuperStar Ultra''
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->'''Andy Zaltzman:''' "It's now ten to Team Sleaze, four to Team Ease"\\
''Audience makes sympathetic noises''\\
'''Andy:'''"What do you mean, aww? It should be clear by now, the scores don't...I just make them up! Ok, I'll give them a couple more. The scores are now ten to Team Sleaze, six to team Ease. That good enough for you people?"\\
''Audience cheers''
-->--'''Radio/TheNewsQuiz''', S105 E1
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->"You gained XXX EXP! (Not that it matters.)"
-->--'''Computer Virus''', ''VideoGame/KirbySuperStar''
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->'''Creator/TomScott''': ...on that, congratulations, Chris, you win the show...\\
'''Chris''': HAHAHA! [[HahahaNo Seems unlikely!]]\\
'''Tom''': You got points.\\
'''Chris''': Eh. Whatever!\\
[''Gary makes a gesture that can best be described as "sure, leave me out of this!"'']\\
'''Tom''': On that note, congratula--\\
[''Gary and Chris engage in some silent taunting'']\\
'''Matt''': Gary got the biscuits...\\
'''Tom''': Yes, but the biscuits aren't points!\\
'''Matt''': Oh no... yeah you got the points.\\
'''Chris''': [[ShapedLikeItself The POINTS are points!]]\\
'''Gary''': You may have gathered, viewers, that this entire show is bullshit.\\
'''Tom''': In so many different ways!\\
'''Chris''': Except when he wins. [[DoubleStandard Then it's really good, you'll notice.]]\\
'''Gary''': ''Then'' it's brilliant!
-->--Closing exchange from '''WebVideo/CitationNeeded''' 3x01.
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->'''Creator/DavidMitchell''': [[MemeticMutation And what do points mean?]]\\

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->'''Creator/DavidMitchell''': ->'''Creator/{{David Mitchell|Actor}}''': [[MemeticMutation And what do points mean?]]\\
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-->--''TheNewsQuiz: The Very Best of 2004''

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-->--''TheNewsQuiz: -->--''Radio/TheNewsQuiz: The Very Best of 2004''
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->'''DavidMitchell''': [[MemeticMutation And what do points mean?]]\\

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->'''DavidMitchell''': ->'''Creator/DavidMitchell''': [[MemeticMutation And what do points mean?]]\\
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-->--'''Paul Merton''', ''HaveIGotNewsForYou''

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-->--'''Paul Merton''', ''HaveIGotNewsForYou''
''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou''



-->-- '''Drew Carey''', ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway''

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-->-- '''Drew Carey''', ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway''
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-->-- '''Angus Deayton''', ''HaveIGotNewsForYou''

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-->-- '''Angus Deayton''', ''HaveIGotNewsForYou''
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->'''StephenFry''': [[LampshadeHanging I think we can all agree that nobody in this universe understands]] ''[[LampshadeHanging QI's]]'' [[LampshadeHanging scoring system]].

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->'''StephenFry''': ->'''Creator/StephenFry''': [[LampshadeHanging I think we can all agree that nobody in this universe understands]] ''[[LampshadeHanging QI's]]'' [[LampshadeHanging scoring system]].
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->'''Simon Hoggart''': But there's one vital question left that science has yet to answer. How on Earth does Maraika, our lovely ''News Quiz'' assistant, cope with my unique scoring system and telepathically know how many points to award at the end of each show?
-->--''TheNewsQuiz: The Very Best of 2004''
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->'''StephenFry''': [[LampshadeHanging I think we can all agree that nobody in this universe understands]] ''[[LampshadeHanging QI's]]'' [[LampshadeHanging scoring system]].
-->--''Series/{{QI}}'', "International" (Series I)
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-->-- ''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue''

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-->-- ''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue''
''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue'', in 1997.
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-->-- ''TheUnbelievableTruth'' (not an actual example of the trope, just mocking the fact that there's no prize for winning)

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-->-- ''TheUnbelievableTruth'' ''Radio/TheUnbelievableTruth'' (not an actual example of the trope, just mocking the fact that there's no prize for winning)
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-->-- ''ImSorryIHaventAClue''

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-->-- ''ImSorryIHaventAClue''
''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue''



-->-- ''ImSorryIHaventAClue''

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-->-- ''ImSorryIHaventAClue''
''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue''
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-->-- ''The Bubble'' <!-- not the film! -->

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-->-- ''The Bubble'' <!-- not %not% the film! -->
film!
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->'''David Mitchell''': Our final round is on the buzzer.
->'''Tim Kay''': Is it still all to play for?
->'''David Mitchell''': By “all”—“nothing”...
-->-- ''The Bubble'' <!-- not the film! -->


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->'''Humphrey Lyttelton:''' I just remembered Samantha hasn't given us the score. Since 1981.
-->-- ''ImSorryIHaventAClue''

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-->-- ''The Unbelievable Truth'' (not an actual example of the trope, just mocking the fact that there's no prize for winning)

->''"So, with everything to play for, except a prize, of course . . . "''

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-->-- ''The Unbelievable Truth'' ''TheUnbelievableTruth'' (not an actual example of the trope, just mocking the fact that there's no prize for winning)

->''"So, with everything to play for, except a prize, of course . . . course..."''


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->'''Humphrey Lyttelton''': So, with everything to play for...
->[''The entire panel and audience bursts into laughter'']
-->-- ''ImSorryIHaventAClue''
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->''"I find the quiz aspect of this show to be overrated anyway."''
-->--'''Paul Merton''', ''HaveIGotNewsForYou''
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-->--'''Drew Carey''', ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway''

->'''DavidMitchell:''' [[MemeticMutation And what do points mean?]]\\
'''Everyone:''' NOTHING!
-->--''The Unbelievable Truth'' (not an actual example of the trope, just mocking the fact that there's no prize for winning)

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-->--'''Drew -->-- '''Drew Carey''', ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway''

->'''DavidMitchell:''' ->'''DavidMitchell''': [[MemeticMutation And what do points mean?]]\\
'''Everyone:''' '''Everyone''': NOTHING!
-->--''The -->-- ''The Unbelievable Truth'' (not an actual example of the trope, just mocking the fact that there's no prize for winning)



-->--'''Angus Deayton''', ''HaveIGotNewsForYou''

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-->--'''Angus -->-- '''Angus Deayton''', ''HaveIGotNewsForYou''
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->''"So, with everything to play for, except a prize, of course . . . "

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->''"So, with everything to play for, except a prize, of course . . . ""''
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->''"So, with everything to play for, except a prize, of course . . . "
-->--'''Angus Deayton''', ''HaveIGotNewsForYou''
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->''"Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter!"''
-->--'''Drew Cary''', ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway''

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->''"Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter!"''
matter! That's right, the points don't matter, just like (insert humorous comparison here)."''
-->--'''Drew Cary''', Carey''', ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway''

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