History Quotes / TheNewTens

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->'''[[VideoGame/MortalKombat1 Sonya Blade]]''': In the future, we all carry tiny [=TVs=] with us?\\

-->--'''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy'''

-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2014/12/death-in-heaven-written-by-steven.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS34E12DeathInHeaven}} "Death in Heaven"]]

->''My parents had grown up in fantasyland, the last generation in full employment, the last age of sex without fear, [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror the last moment of politics without religion,]] but somehow their years in the fairy tale had grounded them, strengthened them, given them the conviction]that by their own direct actions they could change and improve their world...Whereas now horror was spreading everywhere at high speed and we closed our eyes or appeased it.''

->''I look around at us, and you know what I see? Losers. I mean, like, folks who have lost stuff. And we have, man, we have, all of us. Our families, normal lives. Usually life takes more than it gives but not today. Today it's given us something. It has given us a chance... To give a shit.''

Twenty first century schizoid man\\\

->"There are fears that Britain could be facing a double-dip recession, or worse still, a double-dip with misery sprinkles and fuck-where's-my-job-sauce."

->"Well we've left behind the 200X's, and we move onto the 20XX's. Maybe that will finally make us feel like we're living in the future, rather than a media controlled slave state where an iPhone is worth substantially more than a human life. Happy new year."

->''In a small town, there may be no venues for performing arts aside from country music bars and churches. There may only be two doctors in town -- aspiring to that job means waiting for one of them to retire or die. You open the classifieds and all of the job listings will be for fast food or convenience stores. The "downtown" is just the corpses of mom and pop stores left shattered in Walmart's blast crater, the "suburbs" are trailer parks. There are parts of these towns that look post-apocalyptic.''

->''I feel like today's popular music doesn't really grapple with the important issues, namely that the world is gonna burn and we're all gonna fucking die. That's a message those SELFIENNIALS need to hear in 2015. No more of this self empowerment business.''

->''The power structure understandably fears that Trump’s isolationism will stymie economic growth. But most Americans couldn’t care less about growth because for years they have received few of its benefits, while suffering most of its burdens in the forms of lost jobs and lower wages.''

->''"I have to work to pay to work to get a woman’s attention so she can reject me. Love is impossible. A house, a wife–'' a second date, ''impossible. Normal things. I’ll never hold my first child. Those things just'' ended. ''Yes, I hate my work. And'' I’m afraid of losing it. ''They get angry if you’re not'' thankful ''for it. That’s a'' bad attitude. ''You have to lie every day, every minute, and say you love the thing that’s killing you. It’s Satanic. What do we have, better toilets? The men are all liars. The women are barely people anymore. I’m barely a person anymore. I’m starting to'' like ''it. I’m starting to feel proud when I'' close a deal. ''To sell'' branded entertainment. ''To sell'' Verizon to fucking moms– ''it’s all like this. Everything exists just to sell you shit and you have to sell shit too just to live and they make you fucking'' smile about it. ''I’ll get'' old ''like this. Alone. Nothing but my'' career– ''I wish you would kill me. Please–"''
-->--''Finally Some Good News''

-->--'''Film/Guardians of the Galaxy'''