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->''"Tell me, do you really think you go to hell for having loved?\\
Tell me, enough of thinking everything that you've done is good\\
I really need to know\\
After soaking the body of Jesus Christ in blood\\
I'm so tired of America"''
-->--'''Music/RufusWainright''', "Going to a Town"
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-->-- '''Tim Whitaker''' of The New Evangelicals, ''Creator/NPR'', "[[https://www.npr.org/2023/02/14/1156642544/more-than-half-of-republicans-support-christian-nationalism-according-to-a-new-s More than half of Republicans support Christian nationalism, according to a new survey]]"

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-->-- '''Tim Whitaker''' of The New Evangelicals, ''Creator/NPR'', ''Creator/{{NPR}}'', "[[https://www.npr.org/2023/02/14/1156642544/more-than-half-of-republicans-support-christian-nationalism-according-to-a-new-s More than half of Republicans support Christian nationalism, according to a new survey]]"

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-->-- '''Sen. Barry Goldwater''' (R-AZ) (and as the mayhem wreaked by UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump and his followers shows, he was right)

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-->-- '''Sen. Barry Goldwater''' (R-AZ) (and as the mayhem wreaked wrought by UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump and his followers shows, he was right)


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->''"The reality is that a lot of these folks -- especially the adherents -- [[KnightTemplar are very militant in this belief]] that God has given them a mandate to rule over the nation."''
-->-- '''Tim Whitaker''' of The New Evangelicals, ''Creator/NPR'', "[[https://www.npr.org/2023/02/14/1156642544/more-than-half-of-republicans-support-christian-nationalism-according-to-a-new-s More than half of Republicans support Christian nationalism, according to a new survey]]"
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->''"I fight where God tells me, I never ask why\\
I've bloodied the Devil with steel from on high\\
I kill without consequence, heed no man's law\\
I sift out the righteous like grain from the straw\\
I am judgment and heaven is nigh"''
-->--'''Music/HeatherDale''', "Joan"
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->''"Bachmann is a religious zealot whose brain is a raging electrical storm of divine visions and paranoid delusions... frenetically pacing the hallways of a vast sand castle she's built in there, unable to meaningfully communicate with the human beings on the other side of the moat, [[WithUsOrAgainstUscwho are all presumed to be enemies]]."''

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->''"Bachmann is a religious zealot whose brain is a raging electrical storm of divine visions and paranoid delusions... frenetically pacing the hallways of a vast sand castle she's built in there, unable to meaningfully communicate with the human beings on the other side of the moat, [[WithUsOrAgainstUscwho [[WithUsOrAgainstUs who are all presumed to be enemies]]."''
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->''"On two subjects the overwhelming majority of people regarded their own opinions as Absolute Truth, and sincerely believed that anyone who disagreed with them was immoral, outrageous, sinful, sacrilegious, offensive, intolerable, stupid, illogical, treasonable, actionable, against the public interest, ridiculous, and obscene. The two subjects were (of course) sex and religion."''

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->''"On two subjects the overwhelming majority of people [[OpinionMyopia regarded their own opinions as Absolute Truth, Truth]], and sincerely believed that anyone who disagreed with them was immoral, outrageous, sinful, sacrilegious, offensive, intolerable, stupid, illogical, treasonable, actionable, against the public interest, ridiculous, and obscene. The two subjects were (of course) sex and religion."''






A few plastic explosives won't cure"''

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[[StuffBlowingUp A few plastic explosives explosives]] won't cure"''



-->-- '''[[spoiler:[[AngelicAbomination Dogma]]]]''', ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac: Repentence''

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-->-- '''[[spoiler:[[AngelicAbomination Dogma]]]]''', ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac: Repentence''
Repentance''



dorkins, the riots in london are all your fault. those godless men are all looting those poor god fearing heroes. do something to undone the damage. your all to blame. all money from selfish gene should go to fixing london. until you do something '''FUCK YOU'''''

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dorkins, the riots in london are all your fault. those godless men are all looting those poor god fearing heroes. do something to undone the damage. your all to blame. all money from selfish gene should go to fixing london. until you do something '''FUCK YOU''''''''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK YOU]]'''''



->''"...the infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell."''

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->''"...the infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is [[{{Sadist}} a delight delight]] to moralists. That is why they invented Hell."''



->''"These are sky-god religions. They are, literally, patriarchal -- God is the Omnipotent Father -- hence the [[HeManWomanHater loathing of women]] for 2,000 years in those countries afflicted by the sky-god and his earthly male delegates. The sky-god is [[GodIsEvil a jealous god]], of course. He requires total obedience from everyone on earth, as he is in place not for just one tribe but for all creation. Those who would reject him must be converted or [[CruelToBeKind killed for their own good]]. Ultimately, totalitarianism is the only sort of politics that can truly serve the sky-god's purpose."''

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->''"These are sky-god religions. They are, literally, patriarchal -- God is the Omnipotent Father -- hence the [[HeManWomanHater loathing of women]] for 2,000 years in those countries afflicted by the sky-god and his earthly male delegates. The sky-god is [[GodIsEvil a jealous god]], of course. He requires total obedience from everyone on earth, as he is in place not for just one tribe but for all creation. Those who would reject him must be converted or [[CruelToBeKind killed for their own good]]. Ultimately, [[DespotismJustifiesTheMeans totalitarianism is the only sort of politics politics]] that can truly serve the sky-god's purpose."''



->''"Dominionism is not inherently fascist, in that it does not inherently require the belief that there was a Christian theocracy that's been undermined, but it's certainly an ideology [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope that can turn fascist without much difficulty]] -- start from a premise about [[EvilReactionary the spiritual degeneration of society]], and you can probably come up with the fascist version of the narrative in your head."''

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->''"Dominionism is not inherently fascist, in that it does not inherently require the belief that there was a Christian theocracy that's been undermined, but it's certainly an ideology [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope that can turn fascist without much difficulty]] -- start from a premise about [[EvilReactionary the spiritual degeneration of society]], and you can probably come up with [[ANaziByAnyOtherName the fascist version of the narrative narrative]] in your head."''



->''"...I think that the central problem of any religion is that the founders of religion are always extraordinarily intelligent people and what you notice as you get older is that extraordinarily intelligent people are not literal-minded and the great problem with religion is when what's been said by the founder of the religion which was supposed to be taken metaphorically is taken literally and that's where you get complete nonsense being made of what the founder of the religion said and indeed, people claiming, more or less, [[MisaimedFandom that the founder of the religion said the opposite of what they believe]], except they haven't realized that."''

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->''"...I think that the central problem of any religion is that the founders of religion are always extraordinarily intelligent people and what you notice as you get older is that extraordinarily intelligent people are not literal-minded [[LiteralMinded literal-minded]] and the great problem with religion is when what's been said by the founder of the religion which was supposed to be taken metaphorically is taken literally and that's where you get complete nonsense being made of what the founder of the religion said and indeed, people claiming, more or less, [[MisaimedFandom that the founder of the religion said the opposite of what they believe]], except they haven't realized that."''



->''"Bachmann is a religious zealot whose brain is a raging electrical storm of divine visions and paranoid delusions... frenetically pacing the hallways of a vast sand castle she's built in there, unable to meaningfully communicate with the human beings on the other side of the moat, who are all presumed to be enemies."''

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->''"Bachmann is a religious zealot whose brain is a raging electrical storm of divine visions and paranoid delusions... frenetically pacing the hallways of a vast sand castle she's built in there, unable to meaningfully communicate with the human beings on the other side of the moat, who [[WithUsOrAgainstUscwho are all presumed to be enemies.enemies]]."''
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->''"Dominionism is not inherently fascist, in that it does not inherently require the belief that there was a Christian theocracy that's been undermined, but it's certainly an ideology [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope that can turn fascist without much difficulty]] -- start from a premise about the spiritual degeneration of society, and you can probably come up with the fascist version of the narrative in your head."''

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->''"Dominionism is not inherently fascist, in that it does not inherently require the belief that there was a Christian theocracy that's been undermined, but it's certainly an ideology [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope that can turn fascist without much difficulty]] -- start from a premise about [[EvilReactionary the spiritual degeneration of society, society]], and you can probably come up with the fascist version of the narrative in your head."''
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->''"Because so many of you have tried to escape, we hereby order all of you to go barefoot from this moment forward. You will kick off your Sunday shoes.\\\

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->''"Because so many of you have [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere tried to escape, escape]], we hereby order all of you to go barefoot from this moment forward. You will kick off your Sunday shoes.\\\



->''"The ''Jesus is Savior'' website is essentially the same as the ''Internet Church for Christ'' if it were created by [[TalkativeLoon a furious schizophrenic]]. ''[...]'' The only unifying theme of the site seems to be contempt and a psychotic distrust of literally everything."''

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->''"The ''Jesus is Savior'' website is essentially the same as the ''Internet Church for Christ'' if it were created by [[TalkativeLoon a furious schizophrenic]]. ''[...]'' The only unifying theme of the site seems to be contempt and [[TheParanoiac a psychotic distrust of literally everything.everything]]."''



-->-- '''UsefulNotes/RichardDawkins''' reads his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1421828030 fan mail]]

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-->-- '''UsefulNotes/RichardDawkins''' [[HateDumb reads his his]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1421828030 fan mail]]



->"''Finally! I Can cleanse this perdition... MYSELF!''"

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->"''Finally! I Can can cleanse this perdition... MYSELF!''"



->''"The determinist does not believe in appealing to the will, but he does believe in changing the environment. He must not say to the sinner, 'Go and sin no more,' because the sinner cannot help it. But he can put him in boiling oil; [[InsaneTrollLogic for boiling oil is an environment]]."''

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->''"The determinist does not believe in appealing to the will, but he does believe in changing the environment. He must not say to the sinner, 'Go and sin no more,' because the sinner cannot help it. But he can [[CruelAndUnusualDeath put him in boiling oil; oil]]; [[InsaneTrollLogic for boiling oil is an environment]]."''



-->-- '''Sen. Barry Goldwater''' (R-AZ)

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-->-- '''Sen. Barry Goldwater''' (R-AZ)
(R-AZ) (and as the mayhem wreaked by UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump and his followers shows, he was right)
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-->--'''Emperor Belos''', ''Fanfic/ABlightOnBonesborough''

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-->--'''Emperor Belos''', -->--'''[[ANaziByAnyOtherName Emperor Belos]]''', ''Fanfic/ABlightOnBonesborough''



->''"The Prophet has commanded us to rule the world. Where in all your land of Spain is the glory of Allah? When men speak of you, they speak of poets, music makers, doctors, scientists. Where are your warriors? You dare call yourselves Sons of the Prophet? [[ARealManIsAKiller You have become women]]! Burn your books. Make warriors of your poets. Let your doctors invent new poisons for our arrows. Let your scientists invent new war machines. And then, kill! Burn. Infidels live on your frontiers. Encourage them to kill each other. And when they are weak and torn I will sweep up from Africa and thus the empire of the one God, the true God Allah will spread. First, across Spain. Then, across Europe. Then, the whole world!"''

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->''"The Prophet has commanded us to rule the world. Where in all your land of Spain is the glory of Allah? When men speak of you, they speak of poets, music makers, doctors, scientists. Where are your warriors? You dare call yourselves Sons of the Prophet? [[ARealManIsAKiller You have become women]]! Burn your books. Make warriors of your poets. Let your doctors invent new poisons for our arrows. Let your scientists invent new war machines. And then, kill! Burn. Infidels live on your frontiers. Encourage them to kill each other. And when they are weak and torn I will sweep up from Africa and thus the empire of the one God, the true God Allah will spread. First, across Spain. Then, across Europe. [[TakeOverTheWorld Then, the whole world!"''world!]]"''
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->"''Finally! I Can cleanse this perdition... MYSELF!''"
-->-- '''[[Characters/TheOwlHouseEmperorBelos Emperor Belos]]''' preparing to [[spoiler:destroy the entire Boiling Isles [[FinalSolution with their inhabitants]]]], ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse'', "[[Recap/TheOwlHouseS3E3WatchingAndDreaming Watching and Dreaming]]"
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->''"They say that there is no one who isn't salvageable. Repent, for we are all children of God and belong in his grace. You, however, are not. You are not children of God, descended from Adam, crafted from clay of the Mother Earth. You crawled your way out of the rotting flesh of the Titan, an undignified, heretical creature. No amount of repentance or prayer, or conversion to the faith will ever save your souls, if you ever had one to begin with. You were born evil, and you will die evil. You only exist to corrupt the hearts of good men. Your magic is a threat I will not tolerate. No, you witches can join the devils of Hell where you belong, and burn for eternity for the sin of being born."''
-->--'''Emperor Belos''', ''Fanfic/ABlightOnBonesborough''
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''Rational Wiki''
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->''"I'm not a warrior. I'm not a soldier of any kind. It's only a short step from there to calling yourself a crusader, or something equally dubious. Too many powerful people make these silly declarations... [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope then it's all "holy war" and "sacred destiny"]]. That's generally when the trouble starts."''
-->-- '''Franchise/{{Superman}}''', ''[[Franchise/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica JLA]]/[[ComicBook/Hitman1993 Hitman]]''

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\n->''"I'm not a warrior. I'm not a soldier of any kind. It's only a short step from there to calling yourself a crusader, or something equally dubious. Too many powerful people make these silly declarations... [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope then it's all "holy war" 'holy war' and "sacred destiny"]].'sacred destiny']]. That's generally when the trouble starts."''
-->-- '''Franchise/{{Superman}}''', ''[[Franchise/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica JLA]]/[[ComicBook/Hitman1993 Hitman]]''
'''ComicBook/{{Superman}}''', ''[[ComicBook/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica JLA]]/ComicBook/{{Hitman|1993}}''






->''"You filthy pig! You and that WHORE! You both belong in the snares of the devil!"''

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->''"You filthy pig! You and that WHORE! ''whore!'' You both belong in the snares of the devil!"''



->'''Catherine Spages''': I don't know why I'm so worried. I just can't imagine where he could be.\\
'''Mrs. Tredoni''': Maybe you are afraid that God will send St. Michael to take another of your loved ones. When St. Michael took my little girl, I only thought of how cruel God was.\\
'''Catherine Spages''': Mrs. Tredoni, I'm sorry. I never knew you had a little girl.\\
'''Mrs. Tredoni''': God took her from me on the day of her first communion, don't you see? He waited until then to teach me that children pay for the sins of their parents. And then I was sent here to look after Father, not you!

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->'''Catherine Spages''': Spages:''' I don't know why I'm so worried. I just can't imagine where he could be.\\
'''Mrs. Tredoni''': Tredoni:''' Maybe you are afraid that God will send St. Michael to take another of your loved ones. When St. Michael took my little girl, I only thought of how cruel God was.\\
'''Catherine Spages''': '''Catherine:''' Mrs. Tredoni, I'm sorry. I never knew you had a little girl.\\
'''Mrs. Tredoni''': Tredoni:''' God took her from me on the day of her first communion, don't you see? He waited until then to teach me that children pay for the sins of their parents. And then I was sent here to look after Father, not you!



->'''Drew''': Coffee.\\
'''Drugstore Owner''': There's no coffee in Nilbog! It's the devil's drink!

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->'''Drew''': ->'''Drew:''' Coffee.\\
'''Drugstore Owner''': Owner:''' There's no coffee in Nilbog! It's the devil's drink!









For God is Great!''

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For God is Great!''great!''



->''"There are some upon this earth of yours, who lay claim to know us, and who do their deeds of passion, pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness in our name, who are as strange to us and all our kith and kin, as if they had never lived. Remember that, and charge their doings on themselves, not us"''.
-->-- '''Ghost Of Christmas Present''', ''Literature/AChristmasCarol''

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->''"There are some upon this earth of yours, who lay claim to know us, and who do their deeds of passion, pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness in our name, who are as strange to us and all our kith and kin, as if they had never lived. Remember that, and charge their doings on themselves, not us"''.
us."''
-->-- '''Ghost Of of Christmas Present''', ''Literature/AChristmasCarol''



-->-- ''Literature/AbleTeam'', "Justice by Fire"

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-->-- ''Literature/AbleTeam'', "Justice ''[[Literature/TheExecutioner Able Team: Justice by Fire"
Fire]]''









->'''Reba''': Barbara Jean, you're not gonna get anybody to believe by hitting them with a Bible.\\
'''Barbara Jean''': [[AbusiveParents That's how my daddy did it]].

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->'''Reba''': ->'''Reba:''' Barbara Jean, you're not gonna get anybody to believe by hitting them with a Bible.\\
'''Barbara Jean''': Jean:''' [[AbusiveParents That's how my daddy did it]].



Would be miserable as sin, only '''sinning's not allowed'''!''

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Would be miserable as sin, only '''sinning's not allowed'''!''allowed!'''''






'You're just a filthy sinner-man!\\
You can't save yourself but — Jesus can!\\
And then you too can be an angel with a sword — smite the unrighteous!\\
Make Jesus your goal,\\
Sell him your soul,\\
Go throw your mind down the nearest hole.\\
And the Lord Christ-Jesus will save you from the devil and sin,\\
The Lord Marx-Lenin will save you from the Chairman of the Board,\\
The Lord Smack-Needle will save you from the pains of life,\\

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'You're "You're just a filthy sinner-man!\\
sinner-man\\
You can't save yourself yourself, but Jesus can!\\
can\\
And then you too can be an angel with a sword — smite sword\\
Smite
the unrighteous!\\
Make
unrighteous, make Jesus your goal,\\
goal\\
Sell him your soul,\\
soul\\
Go throw your mind down the nearest hole.\\
hole"\\
And the Lord Christ-Jesus will save you from the devil and sin,\\
sin\\
The Lord Marx-Lenin will save you from the Chairman of the Board,\\
Board\\
The Lord Smack-Needle will save you from the pains of life,\\life\\



->''[[HeteronormativeCrusader It's not OK to be gay]]!\\
It's not O.K. to be a homo!\\
You weren't designed to be that way!\\
God says that it's a big no-no!\\
It's not O.K. to be gay!\\
It's not O.K. to be a pervert!\\
It's not in your DNA!\\
What you need is to be converted!''
-->-- "It's Not O.K. to be Gay", George Smock a.k.a. "'''Brother Jed'''"

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->''[[HeteronormativeCrusader It's not OK O.K. to be gay]]!\\
gay]]\\
It's not O.K. to be a homo!\\
homo\\
You weren't designed to be that way!\\
way\\
God says that it's a big no-no!\\
no-no\\
It's not O.K. to be gay!\\
gay\\
It's not O.K. to be a pervert!\\
pervert\\
It's not in your DNA!\\
DNA\\
What you need is to be converted!''
converted''
-->-- "It's Not O.K. to be Gay", George '''George Smock a.k.a. "'''Brother Jed'''"
"Brother Jed"'''







->'''Kasif''': You're the master of the Pinnacle of the Eye of the Hunt. It was you who defeated the heretic cult worshipping bile-black stone at Port Calin. It was you who brought down the Anathema Bosk at the threshold of his ancient tomb. And it was you who murdered Sesus Beedita, a fellow monk whose only crime was to disagree with your interpretation of the Immaculate Texts!\\
'''Peleps Deled''': That's where you're wrong, Kasif...\\
'''Kasif''': LIAR! I saw you do it. Don't even try to pretend it was accidental.\\
'''Deled''': I didn't mean about that... I mean you're wrong to think there's such a thing as an "interpretation" of the texts.
-->-- Discussing theological issues in ''Manual of TabletopGame/{{Exalted}} Power: The Dragon-Blooded''.

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\n->'''Kasif''': ->'''Kasif:''' You're the master of the Pinnacle of the Eye of the Hunt. It was you who defeated the heretic cult worshipping bile-black stone at Port Calin. It was you who brought down the Anathema Bosk at the threshold of his ancient tomb. And it was you who murdered Sesus Beedita, a fellow monk whose only crime was to disagree with your interpretation of the Immaculate Texts!\\
'''Peleps Deled''': Deled:''' That's where you're wrong, Kasif...\\
'''Kasif''': '''Kasif:''' LIAR! I saw you do it. Don't even try to pretend it was accidental.\\
'''Deled''': '''Deled:''' I didn't mean about that... I mean you're wrong to think there's such a thing as an "interpretation" of the texts.
-->-- Discussing theological issues in ''Manual of TabletopGame/{{Exalted}} Power: The Dragon-Blooded''.
Dragon-Blooded''




->''"If you got trouble with your wife, don't tell it to ''me'', tell it to the Executive Producer in the sky! [[{{Metaphorgotten}} He's gonna cancel your sitcom]]. You need to say to yourself: 'I'm a terrible person, and I should '''''DIE.''''''"''

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\n->''"If you got trouble with your wife, don't tell it to ''me'', tell it to the Executive Producer in the sky! [[{{Metaphorgotten}} He's gonna cancel your sitcom]]. You need to say to yourself: 'I'm a terrible person, and I should '''''DIE.''''''"'''''DIE.''''"''



->''"Our minds are born festering with sin. Some are so blighted, they will never find redemption. [[MindRape The mind must be pulled up from the roots]]. My children are without blame, without fault -- and without ''choice.'' For what is the value of will when the spirit is found wanting?"''
-->-- '''[[spoiler:Elizabeth]]''', "The Value Of Choice" voxophone, ''VideoGame/BioShockInfinite''

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->''"Our minds are born festering with sin. Some are so blighted, they will never find redemption. [[MindRape The mind must be pulled up from the roots]]. My children are without blame, without fault -- and without ''choice.'' [[TheEvilsOfFreeWill For what is the value of will when the spirit is found wanting?"''
wanting?]]"''
-->-- '''[[spoiler:Elizabeth]]''', "The Value Of of Choice" voxophone, ''VideoGame/BioShockInfinite''



->''The Emperor's men must have hearts of iron, souls of cold steel, minds like machines. A soldier of Christ and the Empire should feel naught but hate for his foe, for any who stand against Russia stand against all that is good and pure. They insult both man and God; they serve only the Devil and his semitic offspring.''
-->--'''Sergey Taboritsky''', ''VideoGame/TheNewOrderLastDaysOfEurope''

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->''The ->''"The Emperor's men must have hearts of iron, souls of cold steel, minds like machines. A soldier of Christ and the Empire should feel naught but hate for his foe, for any who stand against Russia stand against all that is good and pure. They insult both man and God; they serve only the Devil and his semitic offspring.''
-->--'''Sergey
"''
-->-- '''Sergey
Taboritsky''', ''VideoGame/TheNewOrderLastDaysOfEurope''
''VideoGame/TheNewOrderLastDaysOfEurope''






->'''evangelical:'''\\

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->'''evangelical:'''\\->'''''evangelical:'''\\



2. Even stranger in the 21st century: Someone who believes that ''Film/ThePassionOfTheChrist'' is a better film than ''[[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian Life of Brian]]''.
-->-- '''''Website/UrbanDictionary'''''

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2. Even stranger in the 21st century: Someone who believes that ''Film/ThePassionOfTheChrist'' is a better film than ''[[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian Life of Brian]]''.
Brian]]''.''
-->-- '''''Website/UrbanDictionary'''''
''Website/UrbanDictionary'''



-->-- ''Website/SomethingAwful'', "[[http://www.somethingawful.com/news/footloose-boko-haram/ Boko Haram's Statement Upon Seizing Control of the Town From Footloose]]"

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-->-- ''Website/SomethingAwful'', "[[http://www.[[http://www.somethingawful.com/news/footloose-boko-haram/ Boko "Boko Haram's Statement Upon Seizing Control of the Town From Footloose]]"
from Footloose"]]



->''"Will our culture ever wake from this fever dream? Perhaps. But [[HumansAreBastards never underestimate the sheer venality of the human animal]], who is always willing [[PsychologicalProjection to project his own sins]] [[NeverMyFault onto someone else]] [[MoralMyopia so he can shed blood with a clean conscience]].\\\

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->''"Will our culture ever wake from this fever dream? Perhaps. But never underestimate [[HumansAreBastards never underestimate the sheer venality of the human animal]], who is always willing to [[PsychologicalProjection to project his own sins]] [[NeverMyFault sins onto someone else]] so he can [[MoralMyopia so he can shed blood with a clean conscience]].\\\



->''"He said [[CriticalResearchFailure Baptists were the first Christians]] and that this is clearly explained in the Bible. His mother told him so. I asked where this was explained in the Bible. He glared at me and said, 'John the Baptist, duh!' and then walked away."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2015/03/teaching_human_evolution_at_the_university_of_kentucky_there_are_some_students.single.html James J. Krupa]]''', "Defending Darwin"

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->''"He said [[CriticalResearchFailure Baptists were the first Christians]] Christians and that this is clearly explained in the Bible. His mother told him so. I asked where this was explained in the Bible. He glared at me and said, 'John the Baptist, duh!' and then walked away."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.'''James J. Krupa''', [[http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2015/03/teaching_human_evolution_at_the_university_of_kentucky_there_are_some_students.single.html James J. Krupa]]''', "Defending Darwin"
Darwin"]]






dorkins, the riots in london are all your fault. those godless men are all looting those poor god fearing heroes. do something to undone the damage. your all to blame. all money from selfish gene should go to fixing london. until you do something '''''FUCK YOU'''''"

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dorkins, the riots in london are all your fault. those godless men are all looting those poor god fearing heroes. do something to undone the damage. your all to blame. all money from selfish gene should go to fixing london. until you do something '''''FUCK YOU'''''"'''FUCK YOU'''''







->''"Have you ever sat down and ''read'' this thing? Technically we're [[PottyEmergency not allowed to go to the bathroom]]."''

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\n->''"Have you ever sat down and ''read'' this thing? Technically Technically, we're [[PottyEmergency not allowed to go to the bathroom]]."''









->''"The determinist does not believe in appealing to the will, but he does believe in changing the environment. He must not say to the sinner, 'Go and sin no more,' because the sinner cannot help it. But he can [[MakeAnExampleOfThem put him in boiling oil]]; [[InsaneTrollLogic for boiling oil is an environment]]."''

to:

->''"The determinist does not believe in appealing to the will, but he does believe in changing the environment. He must not say to the sinner, 'Go and sin no more,' because the sinner cannot help it. But he can [[MakeAnExampleOfThem put him in boiling oil]]; oil; [[InsaneTrollLogic for boiling oil is an environment]]."''



->''"Dominionism is not inherently fascist, in that it does not inherently require the belief that there was a Christian theocracy that’s been undermined, but it's certainly an ideology [[{{Blackshirt}} that can turn fascist]] [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope without much difficulty]] -- start from a premise about the spiritual degeneration of society, and you can probably come up with the fascist version of the narrative in your head."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2015/04/guided-by-beauty-of-their-weapons.html Dr. El Sandifer]]''', "Guided By the Beauty of Their Weapons"

to:

->''"Dominionism is not inherently fascist, in that it does not inherently require the belief that there was a Christian theocracy that’s that's been undermined, but it's certainly an ideology [[{{Blackshirt}} that can turn fascist]] [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope that can turn fascist without much difficulty]] -- start from a premise about the spiritual degeneration of society, and you can probably come up with the fascist version of the narrative in your head."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2015/04/guided-by-beauty-of-their-weapons.html Dr. El Sandifer]]''', "Guided By by the Beauty of Their Weapons"



-->-- '''Ruhollah Khomeini''', former Grand Ayatollah of Iran

to:

-->-- '''Ruhollah Khomeini''', former Grand Ayatollah of Iran
UsefulNotes/{{Iran}}



-->-- '''Osama Bin Laden'''

to:

-->-- '''Osama Bin Laden'''
'''UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden'''



-->-- '''''Creator/{{John|Cleese}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8Afv3U_ysc Cleese]]'''''

to:

-->-- '''''Creator/{{John|Cleese}} '''Creator/JohnCleese''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8Afv3U_ysc Cleese]]'''''
"John Cleese Considers Your Futile Comments"]]



-->-- '''Matt Taibbi''' on Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann

to:

-->-- '''Matt Taibbi''' Taibbi''', on Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann



-->--'''D.H. Lawrence''', ''[[http://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks09/0900381h.html Etrustcan Places]]''

to:

-->--'''D.-->-- '''D.H. Lawrence''', ''[[http://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks09/0900381h.html Etrustcan Places]]''
Places]]''
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->''"To the Puritan all things are impure"''
-->--'''D.H. Lawrence''', ''[[http://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks09/0900381h.html Etrustcan Places]]''
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->''The Emperor's men must have hearts of iron, souls of cold steel, minds like machines. A soldier of Christ and the Empire should feel naught but hate for his foe, for any who stand against Russia stand against all that is good and pure. They insult both man and God; they serve only the Devil and his semitic offspring.''
-->--'''Sergey Taboritsky''', ''VideoGame/TheNewOrderLastDaysOfEurope''
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->''"Verizon. Like Jesus it never stops working for you."''

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->''"Verizon. Like Jesus it never stops working for you.->''"In the way all of you are still acting, you're going to Hell."''

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-->--''' Momoko Koigakubo''', ''Anime/GhostStories''

to:

-->--''' -->-- ''' Momoko Koigakubo''', ''Anime/GhostStories''



->''"I'm not a warrior. I'm not a soldier of any kind. It's only a short step from there to calling yourself a crusader, or something equally dubious. Too many powerful people make these silly declarations... [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope then it's all "holy war" and "sacred destiny".]] That's generally when the trouble starts."''
-->-- '''Franchise/{{Superman}}''', ''[[Franchise/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica JLA]]/[[ComicBook/{{Hitman}} Hitman]]''

to:

->''"I'm not a warrior. I'm not a soldier of any kind. It's only a short step from there to calling yourself a crusader, or something equally dubious. Too many powerful people make these silly declarations... [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope then it's all "holy war" and "sacred destiny".]] destiny"]]. That's generally when the trouble starts."''
-->-- '''Franchise/{{Superman}}''', ''[[Franchise/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica JLA]]/[[ComicBook/{{Hitman}} JLA]]/[[ComicBook/Hitman1993 Hitman]]''



[[folder:Film - Live-action]]

->''"Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point: we see [[SevenDeadlySins a deadly sin]] on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. [[ItHasOnlyJustBegun I'm setting the example.]]"''
-->--'''John Doe''', ''{{Film/Se7en}}''

->''"The Prophet has commanded us to rule the world. Where in all your land of Spain is the glory of Allah? When men speak of you, they speak of poets, music makers, doctors, scientists. Where are your warriors? You dare call yourselves Sons of the Prophet? [[ARealManIsAKiller You have become women!]] Burn your books. Make warriors of your poets. Let your doctors invent new poisons for our arrows. Let your scientists invent new war machines. And then, kill! Burn. Infidels live on your frontiers. Encourage them to kill each other. And when they are weak and torn I will sweep up from Africa and thus the empire of the one God, the true God Allah will spread. First, across Spain. Then, across Europe. Then, the whole world!"''
-->--'''Ben Yusuf''', ''Film/ElCid''

to:

[[folder:Film - Live-action]]

-- Live-Action]]

->''"Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point: we see [[SevenDeadlySins a deadly sin]] on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. [[ItHasOnlyJustBegun I'm setting the example.]]"''
-->--'''John
example]]."''
-->-- '''John
Doe''', ''{{Film/Se7en}}''

->''"The Prophet has commanded us to rule the world. Where in all your land of Spain is the glory of Allah? When men speak of you, they speak of poets, music makers, doctors, scientists. Where are your warriors? You dare call yourselves Sons of the Prophet? [[ARealManIsAKiller You have become women!]] women]]! Burn your books. Make warriors of your poets. Let your doctors invent new poisons for our arrows. Let your scientists invent new war machines. And then, kill! Burn. Infidels live on your frontiers. Encourage them to kill each other. And when they are weak and torn I will sweep up from Africa and thus the empire of the one God, the true God Allah will spread. First, across Spain. Then, across Europe. Then, the whole world!"''
-->--'''Ben -->-- '''Ben Yusuf''', ''Film/ElCid''



-->--'''Esmeralda''', ''Film/EdwardScissorhands''

to:

-->--'''Esmeralda''', -->-- '''Esmeralda''', ''Film/EdwardScissorhands''



-->--'''Church Leader''', ''Film/KingsmanTheSecretService''

to:

-->--'''Church -->-- '''Church Leader''', ''Film/KingsmanTheSecretService''



-->--'''Church Blonde Woman''', ''Film/KingsmanTheSecretService''

to:

-->--'''Church -->-- '''Church Blonde Woman''', ''Film/KingsmanTheSecretService''



-->--'''Gunnery Sergeant Hartman''', ''Film/FullMetalJacket''

to:

-->--'''Gunnery -->-- '''Gunnery Sergeant Hartman''', ''Film/FullMetalJacket''



-->--'''Mrs. Tredoni''', ''Film/AliceSweetAlice''

to:

-->--'''Mrs.-->-- '''Mrs. Tredoni''', ''Film/AliceSweetAlice''



-->--''Film/AliceSweetAlice''

to:

-->--''Film/AliceSweetAlice''
-->-- ''Film/AliceSweetAlice''



-->--'''Homeschooled Boy''', ''Film/MeanGirls''

to:

-->--'''Homeschooled -->-- '''Homeschooled Boy''', ''Film/MeanGirls''



-->--'''Fanny Wype''', ''Film/NudistColonyOfTheDead''

to:

-->--'''Fanny -->-- '''Fanny Wype''', ''Film/NudistColonyOfTheDead''



-->--'''Miss Stucco''', ''Film/NudistColonyOfTheDead''

to:

-->--'''Miss -->-- '''Miss Stucco''', ''Film/NudistColonyOfTheDead''



-->--'''Miss Stucco''', ''Film/NudistColonyOfTheDead''

to:

-->--'''Miss -->-- '''Miss Stucco''', ''Film/NudistColonyOfTheDead''



-->--''Film/Troll2''

to:

-->--''Film/Troll2''
-->-- ''Film/Troll2''



->''They will put you out of the synagogue; in fact, a time is coming when anyone who kills you will think he is offering a service to God.''

to:

->''They ->''"They will put you out of the synagogue; in fact, a time is coming when anyone who kills you will think he is offering a service to God.''"''



-->-- '''Ghost Of Christmas Present''', Literature/AChristmasCarol

to:

-->-- '''Ghost Of Christmas Present''', Literature/AChristmasCarol
''Literature/AChristmasCarol''



->''On two subjects the overwhelming majority of people regarded their own opinions as Absolute Truth, and sincerely believed that anyone who disagreed with them was immoral, outrageous, sinful, sacrilegious, offensive, intolerable, stupid, illogical, treasonable, actionable, against the public interest, ridiculous, and obscene. The two subjects were (of course) sex and religion.''
-->--'''Maureen Johnson''', ''Literature/ToSailBeyondTheSunset''

to:

->''On ->''"On two subjects the overwhelming majority of people regarded their own opinions as Absolute Truth, and sincerely believed that anyone who disagreed with them was immoral, outrageous, sinful, sacrilegious, offensive, intolerable, stupid, illogical, treasonable, actionable, against the public interest, ridiculous, and obscene. The two subjects were (of course) sex and religion.''
-->--'''Maureen
"''
-->-- '''Maureen
Johnson''', ''Literature/ToSailBeyondTheSunset''



[[folder:Live-action TV]]

to:

[[folder:Live-action [[folder:Live-Action TV]]



-->--'''Kenneth''', ''Series/ThirtyRock''

->'''Reba:''' Barbara Jean, you're not gonna get anybody to believe by hitting them with a Bible.\\
'''Barbara Jean:''' [[AbusiveParents That's how my daddy did it.]]
-->--''Series/{{Reba}}''

to:

-->--'''Kenneth''', -->-- '''Kenneth''', ''Series/ThirtyRock''

->'''Reba:''' ->'''Reba''': Barbara Jean, you're not gonna get anybody to believe by hitting them with a Bible.\\
'''Barbara Jean:''' Jean''': [[AbusiveParents That's how my daddy did it.]]
-->--''Series/{{Reba}}''
it]].
-->-- ''Series/{{Reba}}''



Would be miserable as sin, only '''sinning's not allowed!'''''

to:

Would be miserable as sin, only '''sinning's not allowed!'''''allowed'''!''



-->--Traditional Protestant hymn

to:

-->--Traditional -->-- Traditional Protestant hymn



-->-- "Trinity", '''Creator/LeslieFish'''

->''[[HeteronormativeCrusader It's not OK to be Gay!]]\\

to:

-->-- "Trinity", '''Creator/LeslieFish'''

'''Leslie Fish'''

->''[[HeteronormativeCrusader It's not OK to be Gay!]]\\gay]]!\\



It's not O.K. to be Gay!\\

to:

It's not O.K. to be Gay!\\gay!\\



-->--"It's Not O.K. to be Gay", George Smock a.k.a. "'''Brother Jed'''"

to:

-->--"It's -->-- "It's Not O.K. to be Gay", George Smock a.k.a. "'''Brother Jed'''"



I yelled 'Excuse me, sir\\

to:

I yelled 'Excuse "Excuse me, sir\\



A few plastic explosives won't cure[='=]''
-->--"I Blew Up the Clinic Real Good", '''Music/SteveTaylor'''

to:

A few plastic explosives won't cure[='=]''
-->--"I
cure"''
-->-- "I
Blew Up the Clinic Real Good", '''Music/SteveTaylor'''



-->--Discussing theological issues in ''Manual of TabletopGame/{{Exalted}} Power: The Dragon-Blooded''.

to:

-->--Discussing -->-- Discussing theological issues in ''Manual of TabletopGame/{{Exalted}} Power: The Dragon-Blooded''.



->''"If you got trouble with your wife, don't tell it to ''me'', tell it to the Executive Producer in the sky! [[{{Metaphorgotten}} He's gonna cancel your sitcom.]] You need to say to yourself: [='=]I'm a terrible person, and I should '''''DIE.'''''[='=]"''
-->--''Heartland Values with [[Series/DrPhil Nurse Bob]]'', Radio/GTARadio

->''"Our minds are born festering with sin. Some are so blighted, they will never find redemption. [[MindRape The mind must be pulled up from the roots.]] My children are without blame, without fault — and without ''choice.'' For what is the value of will when the spirit is found wanting?"''
-->-- '''[[spoiler:Elizabeth]]''', "The Value Of Choice" voxophone (''VideoGame/BioShockInfinite'')

to:

->''"If you got trouble with your wife, don't tell it to ''me'', tell it to the Executive Producer in the sky! [[{{Metaphorgotten}} He's gonna cancel your sitcom.]] sitcom]]. You need to say to yourself: [='=]I'm 'I'm a terrible person, and I should '''''DIE.'''''[='=]"''
-->--''Heartland
''''''"''
-->-- ''Radio/GTARadio'', "Heartland
Values with [[Series/DrPhil Nurse Bob]]'', Radio/GTARadio

Bob]]"

->''"Our minds are born festering with sin. Some are so blighted, they will never find redemption. [[MindRape The mind must be pulled up from the roots.]] roots]]. My children are without blame, without fault -- and without ''choice.'' For what is the value of will when the spirit is found wanting?"''
-->-- '''[[spoiler:Elizabeth]]''', "The Value Of Choice" voxophone (''VideoGame/BioShockInfinite'')
voxophone, ''VideoGame/BioShockInfinite''



-->-- ''Sister Miriam Godwinson'', ''VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri''

->''"Until further notice, this village shall be under the control of us, the [[ChurchMilitant Cathedral Knights]]. All entrances shall be sealed. No one may enter or exit the village. Understood? Anyone violating my order shall be deemed a minion of Darkness and… [[BurnTheWitch purified]] in the name of Lord Granas. Come my Knights of Granas. Take up your blades to cut down the Darkness. God's Light shall shine!"''
-->--'''Selene''', ''VideoGame/GrandiaII''

-> ''Pride! Greed! Wrath! Envy! Lust! Gluttony, and Sloth! So put to death the sinful, earthly things lurking within you. Have nothing to do with sexual immorality, blasphemy against the Holy Spirit!''
-->--'''[[spoiler:[[AngelicAbomination Dogma]]''']], ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac: Repentence''

to:

-->-- ''Sister '''Sister Miriam Godwinson'', Godwinson''', ''VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri''

->''"Until further notice, this village shall be under the control of us, the [[ChurchMilitant Cathedral Knights]]. All entrances shall be sealed. No one may enter or exit the village. Understood? Anyone violating my order shall be deemed a minion of Darkness and… and... [[BurnTheWitch purified]] in the name of Lord Granas. Come my Knights of Granas. Take up your blades to cut down the Darkness. God's Light shall shine!"''
-->--'''Selene''', -->-- '''Selene''', ''VideoGame/GrandiaII''

-> ''Pride! ->''"[[SevenDeadlySins Pride! Greed! Wrath! Envy! Lust! Gluttony, and Sloth! Sloth!]] So put to death the sinful, earthly things lurking within you. Have nothing to do with sexual immorality, blasphemy against the Holy Spirit!''
-->--'''[[spoiler:[[AngelicAbomination Dogma]]''']],
Spirit!"''
-->-- '''[[spoiler:[[AngelicAbomination Dogma]]]]''',
''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac: Repentence''



-->--''[[http://dailymorality.com Daily Morality]]''

to:

-->--''[[http://dailymorality.-->-- ''[[http://dailymorality.com Daily Morality]]''



1.Someone who despite all accepted scientific evidence does not believe in evolution.\\
2.Even stranger in the 21st century: Someone who believes that ''Film/ThePassionOfTheChrist'' is a better film than ''[[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian Life of Brian]]''.

to:

1. Someone who despite all accepted scientific evidence does not believe in evolution.\\
2. Even stranger in the 21st century: Someone who believes that ''Film/ThePassionOfTheChrist'' is a better film than ''[[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian Life of Brian]]''.



->Because so many of you have tried to escape, we hereby order all of you to go barefoot from this moment forward. You will kick off your Sunday shoes.\\\
You will not cut loose or attempt to go footloose or we will chop off your limbs and set them on a fire. We have already placed Louise on her knees for beheading. Jack was tied to several Toyota trucks mounting heavy machine guns and we pulled him apart with a crack. You could say that [[{{Film/Footloose}} he really went footloose]], but this would be incorrect because it was his arms and entire legs that detached.
-->--'''''Website/SomethingAwful''''', "[[http://www.somethingawful.com/news/footloose-boko-haram/ Boko Haram's Statement Upon Seizing Control of the Town From Footloose"]]

->''"In fact, Robertson strikes one as a slightly eccentric, utterly delusional and repugnantly evil version of [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail the wizard Tim]]: ''“Hurricane, In the name of Jesus I take authority over you and command you to change course. In the name of Jesus I command you to turn away from [[DeepSouth Virginia Beach]] now. You will turn south and then east and strike [[DirtyCommunists the wicked godless heathen land of Cuba]] instead. Amen.”'', chants Pat."''
-->--'''''The Encyclopedia of American Loons''''' [[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2012/06/338-pat-robertson.html on]] Pat Robertson

->''"The ''Jesus is Savior'' website is essentially the same as the ''Internet Church for Christ'' if it were created by [[TalkativeLoon a furious schizophrenic]]...The only unifying theme of the site seems to be contempt and a psychotic distrust of literally everything."''

to:

->Because ->''"Because so many of you have tried to escape, we hereby order all of you to go barefoot from this moment forward. You will kick off your Sunday shoes.\\\
You will not cut loose or attempt to go footloose or we will chop off your limbs and set them on a fire. We have already placed Louise on her knees for beheading. Jack was tied to several Toyota trucks mounting heavy machine guns and we pulled him apart with a crack. You could say that [[{{Film/Footloose}} he really went footloose]], but this would be incorrect because it was his arms and entire legs that detached.
-->--'''''Website/SomethingAwful''''',
detached."''
-->-- ''Website/SomethingAwful'',
"[[http://www.somethingawful.com/news/footloose-boko-haram/ Boko Haram's Statement Upon Seizing Control of the Town From Footloose"]]

Footloose]]"

->''"In fact, Robertson strikes one as a slightly eccentric, utterly delusional and repugnantly evil version of [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail the wizard Tim]]: ''“Hurricane, In 'Hurricane, in the name of Jesus I take authority over you and command you to change course. In the name of Jesus I command you to turn away from [[DeepSouth Virginia Beach]] now. You will turn south and then east and strike [[DirtyCommunists the wicked godless heathen land of Cuba]] instead. Amen.”'', ', chants Pat."''
-->--'''''The -->-- ''The Encyclopedia of American Loons''''' Loons'' [[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2012/06/338-pat-robertson.html on]] Pat Robertson

->''"The ''Jesus is Savior'' website is essentially the same as the ''Internet Church for Christ'' if it were created by [[TalkativeLoon a furious schizophrenic]]...schizophrenic]]. ''[...]'' The only unifying theme of the site seems to be contempt and a psychotic distrust of literally everything."''



-->--'''[[http://secretsunjr.blogspot.com/2012/11/the-real-satanists-and-golden-age-of.html Christopher Loring Knowles]]'''

->''"He said [[CriticalResearchFailure Baptists were the first Christians]] and that this is clearly explained in the Bible. His mother told him so. I asked where this was explained in the Bible. He glared at me and said, ''“John the Baptist, duh!”'' and then walked away."''
-->--'''[[http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2015/03/teaching_human_evolution_at_the_university_of_kentucky_there_are_some_students.single.html James J. Krupa]]''', "Defending Darwin"

to:

-->--'''[[http://secretsunjr.-->-- '''[[http://secretsunjr.blogspot.com/2012/11/the-real-satanists-and-golden-age-of.html Christopher Loring Knowles]]'''

->''"He said [[CriticalResearchFailure Baptists were the first Christians]] and that this is clearly explained in the Bible. His mother told him so. I asked where this was explained in the Bible. He glared at me and said, ''“John 'John the Baptist, duh!”'' duh!' and then walked away."''
-->--'''[[http://www.-->-- '''[[http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2015/03/teaching_human_evolution_at_the_university_of_kentucky_there_are_some_students.single.html James J. Krupa]]''', "Defending Darwin"



-->--'''UsefulNotes/RichardDawkins''' reads his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1421828030 fan mail]]

to:

-->--'''UsefulNotes/RichardDawkins''' -->-- '''UsefulNotes/RichardDawkins''' reads his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1421828030 fan mail]]



->''"Have you ever sat down and ''read'' this thing? Technically we're [[PottyEmergency not allowed to go to the bathroom.]]"''
-->--'''Reverend Lovejoy''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' ("Secrets of a Successful Marriage")

to:

->''"Have you ever sat down and ''read'' this thing? Technically we're [[PottyEmergency not allowed to go to the bathroom.]]"''
-->--'''Reverend
bathroom]]."''
-->-- '''Reverend
Lovejoy''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' ("Secrets ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS5E22SecretsOfASuccessfulMarriage Secrets of a Successful Marriage")
Marriage]]"



->''"It is the test of a good religion [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor whether you can joke about it.]]"''
-->--'''Creator/GKChesterton'''

to:

->''"It is the test of a good religion [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor whether you can joke about it.]]"''
-->--'''Creator/GKChesterton'''
it]]."''
-->-- '''Creator/GKChesterton'''



-->--'''David Hume''', ''A Treatise of Human Nature''

to:

-->--'''David -->-- '''David Hume''', ''A Treatise of Human Nature''



-->--'''A.K. Chesterton''', [[{{Blackshirt}} British fascist]]

to:

-->--'''A.-->-- '''A.K. Chesterton''', [[{{Blackshirt}} British fascist]]



-->--'''Arthur Wellesley''', 1st Duke of Wellington

to:

-->--'''Arthur -->-- '''Arthur Wellesley''', 1st Duke of Wellington



-->--'''Creator/BertrandRussell''', ''Sceptical Essays ''

to:

-->--'''Creator/BertrandRussell''', -->-- '''Creator/BertrandRussell''', ''Sceptical Essays ''



-->--'''Creator/HLMencken''', ''The Philosophy of Creator/FriedrichNietzsche''

to:

-->--'''Creator/HLMencken''', -->-- '''Creator/HLMencken''', ''The Philosophy of Creator/FriedrichNietzsche''



-->--'''Don Luigi Giussani''' (attributed) to John Paul II

->''"These are sky-god religions. They are, literally, patriarchal — God is the Omnipotent Father — hence the [[HeManWomanHater loathing of women]] for 2,000 years in those countries afflicted by the sky-god and his earthly male delegates. The sky-god is a jealous god, of course. He requires total obedience from everyone on earth, as he is in place not for just one tribe but for all creation. Those who would reject him must be converted or [[CruelToBeKind killed for their own good]]. Ultimately, totalitarianism is the only sort of politics that can truly serve the sky-god's purpose."''
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''' (1992)

->''"Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the party, and they're sure trying to do so, it's going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. [[{{Realpolitik}} Politics and governing demand compromise.]] But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise. I know, I've tried to deal with them."''
-->--'''Sen. Barry Goldwater''' (R-AZ)

->''"Dominionism is not inherently fascist, in that it does not inherently require the belief that there was a Christian theocracy that’s been undermined, but it’s certainly an ideology [[{{Blackshirt}} that can turn fascist]] [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope without much difficulty]] — start from a premise about the spiritual degeneration of society, and you can probably come up with the fascist version of the narrative in your head."''
-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2015/04/guided-by-beauty-of-their-weapons.html Dr. El Sandifer]]''', "Guided By the Beauty of Their Weapons"

to:

-->--'''Don -->-- '''Don Luigi Giussani''' (attributed) to John Paul II

->''"These are sky-god religions. They are, literally, patriarchal -- God is the Omnipotent Father -- hence the [[HeManWomanHater loathing of women]] for 2,000 years in those countries afflicted by the sky-god and his earthly male delegates. The sky-god is [[GodIsEvil a jealous god, god]], of course. He requires total obedience from everyone on earth, as he is in place not for just one tribe but for all creation. Those who would reject him must be converted or [[CruelToBeKind killed for their own good]]. Ultimately, totalitarianism is the only sort of politics that can truly serve the sky-god's purpose."''
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''' -->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal''' (1992)

->''"Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the party, and they're sure trying to do so, it's going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. [[{{Realpolitik}} Politics and governing demand compromise.]] compromise]]. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they [[KnightTemplar can't and won't compromise.compromise]]. I know, I've tried to deal with them."''
-->--'''Sen.-->-- '''Sen. Barry Goldwater''' (R-AZ)

->''"Dominionism is not inherently fascist, in that it does not inherently require the belief that there was a Christian theocracy that’s been undermined, but it’s it's certainly an ideology [[{{Blackshirt}} that can turn fascist]] [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope without much difficulty]] -- start from a premise about the spiritual degeneration of society, and you can probably come up with the fascist version of the narrative in your head."''
-->--'''[[http://www.-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2015/04/guided-by-beauty-of-their-weapons.html Dr. El Sandifer]]''', "Guided By the Beauty of Their Weapons"



->"''Being nice to people is, in fact, one of the incidental tenets of Christianity, as opposed to other religions whose tenets are more along the lines of 'kill everyone who doesn't smell bad and doesn't answer to the name Mohammed."''

->''"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."''

-->--'''[[{{Hypocrite}} Ann Coulter]]''', on two separate occasions

to:

->"''Being nice to people is, in fact, one of the incidental tenets of Christianity, as opposed to other religions whose tenets are more along the lines of 'kill everyone who doesn't smell bad and doesn't answer to the name Mohammed."''

->''"We
Mohammed'."\\\
"We
should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."''

-->--'''[[{{Hypocrite}} Ann Coulter]]''',
"''
-->-- '''Ann Coulter''', [[{{Hypocrite}}
on two separate occasions
occasions]]



-->--'''Henry Morris'''

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-->--'''Henry -->-- '''Henry Morris'''



-->--'''John Russell “Rusty” Houser''', domestic terrorist

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-->--'''John -->-- '''John Russell “Rusty” "Rusty" Houser''', domestic terrorist



-->--'''Ruhollah Khomeini''', former Grand Ayatollah of Iran

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-->--'''Ruhollah -->-- '''Ruhollah Khomeini''', former Grand Ayatollah of Iran



->''"The idea of the sacred is quite simply one of the most conservative notions in any culture, because it seeks to turn other ideas — uncertainty, progress, change — [[{{Thoughtcrime}} into crimes.]]"''

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->''"The idea of the sacred is quite simply one of the most conservative notions in any culture, because it seeks to turn other ideas -- uncertainty, progress, change -- [[{{Thoughtcrime}} into crimes.]]"''crimes]]."''



->''"...I think that the central problem of any religion is that the founders of religion are always extraordinarily intelligent people and what you notice as you get older is that extraordinarily intelligent people are not literal-minded and the great problem with religion is when what's been said by the founder of the religion which was supposed to be taken metaphorically is taken literally and that's where you get complete nonsense being made of what the founder of the religion said and indeed, people claiming, more or less, [[MisaimedFandom that the founder of the religion said the opposite of what they believe]], except they haven't realised that."''
-->--'''''Creator/{{John|Cleese}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8Afv3U_ysc Cleese]]'''''

->''"Bachmann is a religious zealot whose brain is a raging electrical storm of divine visions and paranoid delusions...frenetically pacing the hallways of a vast sand castle she's built in there, unable to meaningfully communicate with the human beings on the other side of the moat, who are all presumed to be enemies."''
-->--'''Matt Taibbi''' on Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann

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->''"...I think that the central problem of any religion is that the founders of religion are always extraordinarily intelligent people and what you notice as you get older is that extraordinarily intelligent people are not literal-minded and the great problem with religion is when what's been said by the founder of the religion which was supposed to be taken metaphorically is taken literally and that's where you get complete nonsense being made of what the founder of the religion said and indeed, people claiming, more or less, [[MisaimedFandom that the founder of the religion said the opposite of what they believe]], except they haven't realised realized that."''
-->--'''''Creator/{{John|Cleese}} -->-- '''''Creator/{{John|Cleese}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8Afv3U_ysc Cleese]]'''''

->''"Bachmann is a religious zealot whose brain is a raging electrical storm of divine visions and paranoid delusions... frenetically pacing the hallways of a vast sand castle she's built in there, unable to meaningfully communicate with the human beings on the other side of the moat, who are all presumed to be enemies."''
-->--'''Matt -->-- '''Matt Taibbi''' on Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann



-->--'''[[Website/NotAlwaysRight Anonymous Alumni from North Carolina]]'''

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-->--'''[[Website/NotAlwaysRight -->-- '''[[Website/NotAlwaysRight Anonymous Alumni from North Carolina]]'''
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Don't pothole in quotes.


'''[[ArrogantKungFuGuy Peleps Deled]]''': That's where you're wrong, Kasif...\\

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'''[[ArrogantKungFuGuy Peleps Deled]]''': '''Peleps Deled''': That's where you're wrong, Kasif...\\



'''Deled''': [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I didn't mean about that...]] I mean you're wrong to think there's such a thing as an "interpretation" of the texts.

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'''Deled''': [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I didn't mean about that...]] that... I mean you're wrong to think there's such a thing as an "interpretation" of the texts.
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-> ''Pride! Greed! Wrath! Envy! Lust! Gluttony, and Sloth! So put to death the sinful, earthly things lurking within you. Have nothing to do with sexual immorality, blasphemy against the Holy Spirit!''
-->--'''[[spoiler:[[AngelicAbomination Dogma]]''']], ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac: Repentence''

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