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->''"Cheer up, Keeley, it's a funeral."''
-->-- '''Roy''', ''Series/TedLasso'', "[[Recap/TedLassoS2E10NoWeddingsAndAFuneral No Weddings and a Funeral]]"
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->''"And I guess that we're all thinking how sad it is that a man of such talent, of such capability for kindness, of such unusual intelligence, should now so suddenly be spirited away at the age of only forty-eight, before he'd achieved many of the things of which he was capable, and before he'd had enough fun. Well, I feel that I should say: nonsense. Good riddance to him, the freeloading bastard, I hope he fries. And the reason I feel I should say this is he would never forgive me if I didn't, if I threw away this glorious opportunity to shock you all on his behalf."''

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->''"And I guess that we're all thinking how sad it is that a man of such talent, of such capability for kindness, of such unusual intelligence, should now so suddenly be spirited away at the age of only forty-eight, before he'd achieved many of the things of which he was capable, and before he'd had enough fun. Well, I feel that I should say: nonsense. Good riddance to him, the freeloading bastard, I hope he fries. And the reason I feel I should say this is he would never forgive me if I didn't, if I threw away this glorious opportunity to shock you all on his behalf. Anything for him but mindless good taste."''
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-->-- ''[[http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-23068.html Texts from Last Night]]

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-->-- ''[[http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-23068.html Texts from Last Night]]
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->''What Kyle wants at his funeral''\\
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''A cake all the way to the ceiling''\\
''Ice cream stand''\\
''Free kittens''\\
''Music/ImagineDragons performance''\\
''Chocolate fountain to the sky''\\
''Chocolate swimming pool''\\
''A guy wearing a black cloak and holding a scythe''\\
''Guacamole sombreros''\\
''Ball pit''\\
''Heated recliners''
-->--[[https://www.instagram.com/p/CrzPftCtZfa/ This]] post
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->"If you've ever worn a tube top to a funeral home...you might be a redneck."
-->-- '''Creator/JeffFoxworthy'''

->"If you've ever opened a beer during a eulogy..."
-->-- '''Creator/BillEngvall''', one-upping Jeff Foxworthy (see above)
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->"Steve Dallas had passed on without a will. A member of his wake was thus dispatched to fetch his earthly booty. It included: law books, a frat pin, loose change, and a bottle of "Old Spice", which Portnoy accidentally drank, causing him to think he was "Aunt Bea"."

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->"Steve ->''Steve Dallas had passed on without a will. A member of his wake was thus dispatched to fetch his earthly booty. It included: law books, a frat pin, loose change, and a bottle of "Old Spice", which Portnoy accidentally drank, causing him to think he was "Aunt Bea"."''



->"A box of Trojans was also found and, after much debate, finally identified as possibly being microwave Jell-O molds."

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->"A ->''A box of Trojans was also found and, after much debate, finally identified as possibly being microwave Jell-O molds."''



-> "The latter were filled with water and delivered airborne unto Mrs. Paula Pegwhistle's passing Pontiac...which pretty well wrapped things the heck up for the night."

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-> "The ''The latter were filled with water and delivered airborne unto Mrs. Paula Pegwhistle's passing Pontiac...which pretty well wrapped things the heck up for the night."''
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-->-- '''"The Night Pat Murphy Died''', Newfoundland Folk-song

->'''Ted''': [[OhCrap Dougal's doing A FUNERAL!?]] You let [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} DOUGAL]] do a [[NoodleIncident FUNERAL?!]]
-->-- Series/FatherTed

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-->-- '''"The "The Night Pat Murphy Died''', Died", Newfoundland Folk-song

->'''Ted''': ->'''Ted:''' [[OhCrap Dougal's doing A FUNERAL!?]] You let [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} DOUGAL]] do a [[NoodleIncident FUNERAL?!]]
-->-- Series/FatherTed
''Series/FatherTed''



-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFBXprHaUXU&list=FLM2CFpnQLwo2DUJ6zebbNmA&index=6&feature=plpp_video Kill All Your Friends]]''', ''Music/MyChemicalRomance''

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-->--'''Tagon''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

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-->--'''Billy''', ''Series/SixFeetUnder''

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-->--'''''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''''', "The Sound of Her Voice"

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--> --''Webcomic/SomethingPositive''

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-->--''[[http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-23068.html Texts from Last Night]]

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-->--'''Lawrence "Larry the Liquidator" Garfield''', ''Film/OtherPeoplesMoney''.

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-->'''ComicStrip/BloomCounty'''

->"at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background."

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my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background."
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