History Quotes / TheConversionBureauNotAlone

17th Nov '15 2:25:28 PM Robinton
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Fixed the typos in Dalex Ix's speech. (I do hope they weren't all instances of [sic]. Oh, well, at worst we have posting and version history...)
->We welcomed them, to ''our'' world. We welcomed them with open arms. In turn, they have insulted us, imposed judgement on our species, and damed us to extintion.
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->We welcomed them, to ''our'' world. We welcomed them with open arms. In turn, they have insulted us, imposed judgement judgment on our species, and damed damned us to extintion. extinction.

->Ponies, you have invited a retaliation that you could not possibly ''imagine''. You have united us in a way that you cannot possible fathom, you have created an enemy that you cannot possibly ''defeat''. Your actions have given us the perfect excuse to ''cast aside every rule, every treaty that binded us and prevented our own destruction'', the perfect occasion to unleash the worst horrors created by our most talented psychopaths. ->So, give it all you've got! Don't hold back! Send your best warriors, your heroes, so that me may grind them to dush and ash under boots and tanks and guns! Send in you magicians, your most terrible spells, so that we may unravel them with science! Pray to your Goddess, so that we may reduce her to atoms and echoes!
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->Ponies, you have invited a retaliation that you could not possibly ''imagine''. You have united us in a way that you cannot possible fathom, you have created an enemy that you cannot possibly ''defeat''. Your actions have given us the perfect excuse to ''cast aside every rule, every treaty that binded bound us and prevented our own destruction'', the perfect occasion to unleash the worst horrors created by our most talented psychopaths. ->So, give it all you've got! Don't hold back! Send your best warriors, your heroes, so that me may grind them to dush dust and ash under boots and tanks and guns! Send in you magicians, your most terrible spells, so that we may unravel them with science! Pray to your Goddess, so that we may reduce her to atoms and echoes!
16th Nov '13 1:50:16 AM bobJohnson
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Sincerely,
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Sincerely,-->Sincerely,
16th Nov '13 1:50:01 AM bobJohnson
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--> --To Her Majesty, Princess Celestia: --> --I have discovered the true nature of your plans for the humans, and I write this letter to tell you that your actions were unacceptable. --> --You claimed that the Kingdom of Equestria should be responsible for all initial contact with their world, in order to ensure that they would not come to harm ours. We and the zebra tribes agreed, well aware of your nation's status as one of the finest negotiators in the world. We did so with the belief that you would befriend the humans if possible, and eventually we would be able to meet them for ourselves. --> --What we were not prepared for was your real plan - not to befriend them as they were, but to transform them into ponies, destroying everything they knew and loved in the process. You intended to make them assimilate totally, conform utterly, change them completely without their consent into more ponies and utterly annihilate every trace of their identity - conveniently also vastly expanding your own power base. --> --We had been observing their world, too, and our scouts confirmed what their sympathizers in your kingdom told us many months ago. In the humans, we found a race very much like us gryphons. They began as warriors, forced by their harsh and inhospitable lands to fight for survival. And in the midst of it all, like us, they managed to build thriving civilizations. --> --Now tell me, Princess Celestia, how exactly do you see us, then? Once you had several billion new followers, did you plan to target us next? Did you plan to eradicate our culture and force us to change our bodies because of our history? --> --The world is learning what you have done. Your veneer of invincibility and perfection has been shattered. Sooner or later, you will know accountability for the first time.
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--> --To --> To Her Majesty, Princess Celestia: --> --I I have discovered the true nature of your plans for the humans, and I write this letter to tell you that your actions were unacceptable. --> --You You claimed that the Kingdom of Equestria should be responsible for all initial contact with their world, in order to ensure that they would not come to harm ours. We and the zebra tribes agreed, well aware of your nation's status as one of the finest negotiators in the world. We did so with the belief that you would befriend the humans if possible, and eventually we would be able to meet them for ourselves. --> --What What we were not prepared for was your real plan - not to befriend them as they were, but to transform them into ponies, destroying everything they knew and loved in the process. You intended to make them assimilate totally, conform utterly, change them completely without their consent into more ponies and utterly annihilate every trace of their identity - conveniently also vastly expanding your own power base. --> --We We had been observing their world, too, and our scouts confirmed what their sympathizers in your kingdom told us many months ago. In the humans, we found a race very much like us gryphons. They began as warriors, forced by their harsh and inhospitable lands to fight for survival. And in the midst of it all, like us, they managed to build thriving civilizations. --> --Now Now tell me, Princess Celestia, how exactly do you see us, then? Once you had several billion new followers, did you plan to target us next? Did you plan to eradicate our culture and force us to change our bodies because of our history? --> --The The world is learning what you have done. Your veneer of invincibility and perfection has been shattered. Sooner or later, you will know accountability for the first time.

--> --Molyneux, Queen of Gryphus
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--> --Molyneux, --> Molyneux, Queen of Gryphus
8th Sep '12 10:54:39 PM yamiblade
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--> --'''Dalek Ix''' (Reader)
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--> --'''Dalek Ix''' (Reader)(Reader) --> --To Her Majesty, Princess Celestia: --> --I have discovered the true nature of your plans for the humans, and I write this letter to tell you that your actions were unacceptable. --> --You claimed that the Kingdom of Equestria should be responsible for all initial contact with their world, in order to ensure that they would not come to harm ours. We and the zebra tribes agreed, well aware of your nation's status as one of the finest negotiators in the world. We did so with the belief that you would befriend the humans if possible, and eventually we would be able to meet them for ourselves. --> --What we were not prepared for was your real plan - not to befriend them as they were, but to transform them into ponies, destroying everything they knew and loved in the process. You intended to make them assimilate totally, conform utterly, change them completely without their consent into more ponies and utterly annihilate every trace of their identity - conveniently also vastly expanding your own power base. --> --We had been observing their world, too, and our scouts confirmed what their sympathizers in your kingdom told us many months ago. In the humans, we found a race very much like us gryphons. They began as warriors, forced by their harsh and inhospitable lands to fight for survival. And in the midst of it all, like us, they managed to build thriving civilizations. --> --Now tell me, Princess Celestia, how exactly do you see us, then? Once you had several billion new followers, did you plan to target us next? Did you plan to eradicate our culture and force us to change our bodies because of our history? --> --The world is learning what you have done. Your veneer of invincibility and perfection has been shattered. Sooner or later, you will know accountability for the first time. Sincerely, --> --Molyneux, Queen of Gryphus
16th Aug '12 7:57:45 PM NeoSilverThorn
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--> --'''Ice Breaker'''
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--> --'''Ice Breaker'''Breaker''' ->Sir/Madam, let there be a speech. An epic, timeless speech that would make Winston Churchill proud as all hell. Let those TCB ponies know that we will never give up, that we will never surrender. Let it be made perfectly clear, that their actions, their arrogance, have made them the enemy of every man, woman and child of planet Earth. Let it be made perfectly clear, that this insult shall not pass unheeded, that we will extract punishment for their actions. ->We welcomed them, to ''our'' world. We welcomed them with open arms. In turn, they have insulted us, imposed judgement on our species, and damed us to extintion. ->''This will not do.'' ->Ponies, you have invited a retaliation that you could not possibly ''imagine''. You have united us in a way that you cannot possible fathom, you have created an enemy that you cannot possibly ''defeat''. Your actions have given us the perfect excuse to ''cast aside every rule, every treaty that binded us and prevented our own destruction'', the perfect occasion to unleash the worst horrors created by our most talented psychopaths. ->So, give it all you've got! Don't hold back! Send your best warriors, your heroes, so that me may grind them to dush and ash under boots and tanks and guns! Send in you magicians, your most terrible spells, so that we may unravel them with science! Pray to your Goddess, so that we may reduce her to atoms and echoes! ->You have called us monsters, greedy and corrupt. So do not even think you have the right to complain when you end up fighting '''demons'''. --> --'''Dalek Ix''' (Reader)
31st Jul '12 6:37:04 PM DrKilljoy
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This needed trimmed.
->For seventy-three years, the United Nations has worked to maintain peace between the peoples of the world, to protect universal human rights and liberties, and to bring international criminals to justice. I have always been proud to represent my country here, and I have always been proud of what we have accomplished. Today, we meet to carry out the most important task the U.N. has ever undertaken, perhaps the most important task it ever will undertake. ->When visitors from another world arrived in ours, we greeted them as equals. We welcomed them, to our world, with open arms. How, then, did they respond? They insulted us. They passed judgment on us, deeming us unworthy of life. They have, through the use of a terrible weapon the likes of which we've never seen, attempted to utterly destroy us in a way previously unimaginable to us. Every day their barrier grows, swelling like a cancerous tumor that threatens our world.
31st Jul '12 5:53:03 PM 45xxx
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->Andrew, do you ever wonder what it would've been like if the CBs never got set up, if there was never an expanding barrier? If Celestia meant it when she said she wanted friendship? Could ponies and humans have lived peacefully?
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->Andrew, do you ever wonder what it would've been like if the CBs [=CBs=] never got set up, if there was never an expanding barrier? If Celestia meant it when she said she wanted friendship? Could ponies and humans have lived peacefully?
31st Jul '12 5:52:45 PM 45xxx
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->"They're goddesses! Goddesses we ''know'' exist, I might add! Why should they be bound by laws? They decide what's right. We just trust them, and you should too."
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->"They're ->They're goddesses! Goddesses we ''know'' exist, I might add! Why should they be bound by laws? They decide what's right. We just trust them, and you should too."
31st Jul '12 5:52:28 PM 45xxx
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--> --'''U.S. diplomat Ellen Rowe'''
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--> --'''U.S. diplomat Ellen Rowe'''Rowe''' ->Andrew, do you ever wonder what it would've been like if the CBs never got set up, if there was never an expanding barrier? If Celestia meant it when she said she wanted friendship? Could ponies and humans have lived peacefully? --> --'''Ice Breaker'''
27th Jun '12 9:51:14 AM DialgaX
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--> --''U.S. diplomat Ellen Rowe''
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--> --''U.--'''U.S. diplomat Ellen Rowe''Rowe'''
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