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->Life, why do you hate me so?
-->-- '''Noah,''' WesternAnimation/TotalDrama World Tour
-->-- '''Noah,''' WesternAnimation/TotalDrama World Tour
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->''"Bad luck, I guess. It floats around. It's got to land on somebody. It was my turn, that's all. I was in the path of the tornado. I just didn't expect the storm would last as long as it has."''
-->--'''Andy Dufresne''', ''Film/TheShawshankRedemption''
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->See, confidence is inspiring and sexy because it is ''an indicator of past success''. If I have not actually had that past success, then you're asking me to simply get really good at faking confidence. And while this is useful advice (becoming an expert at lying is actually [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop a very effective recipe for success, in any field]]), it's probably not what you intended...go back to being a toddler and relive your life as the weird kid, or the fat kid, or the poor kid. Reach age 12 or 13 and see a group of females give you the same look they give to a spider they found in the bathtub. Go back and get familiar with that body language that says, 'No one will be happy or relaxed until you leave.' Go back and live your life in a universe that bites your hand when you try to reach out to it. Then see what your confidence is like at age 23.
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->See, confidence is inspiring and sexy because it is ''an indicator of past success''. If I have not actually had that past success, then you're asking me to simply get really good at faking confidence. And while this is useful advice (becoming an expert at lying is actually [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop a very effective recipe for success, in any field]]), field), it's probably not what you intended...go back to being a toddler and relive your life as the weird kid, or the fat kid, or the poor kid. Reach age 12 or 13 and see a group of females give you the same look they give to a spider they found in the bathtub. Go back and get familiar with that body language that says, 'No one will be happy or relaxed until you leave.' Go back and live your life in a universe that bites your hand when you try to reach out to it. Then see what your confidence is like at age 23.
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--> -- ''Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog'', "[[VillainSong Friends on the Other Side]]"
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--> -- ''Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog'', ''WesternAnimation/ThePrincessAndTheFrog'', "[[VillainSong Friends on the Other Side]]"
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-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-useless-pieces-advice-everyone-gives_p1/ "The 5 Most Useless Pieces of Advice Everyone Gives"]]
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-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.[[https://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-useless-pieces-advice-everyone-gives_p1/ com/blog/the-5-most-useless-pieces-advice-everyone-gives/ "The 5 Most Useless Pieces of Advice Everyone Gives"]]
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->How unlucky am I...? What am I saying?! This is unlucky? When I was a baby, we went to the zoo and the monkeys kidnapped me... When I was in nursery school, I used to wet myself so the kids called me "Shimon the pants-pee'er"." *people listening start crying* "When I was in elementary school, I ran away from home again with aniki and before I knew it we were on a tuna fishing boat... My house was demolished by an earthquake, burnt by fire and then washed away in a flood... [[BadassBoast So if you want to stop me, you'd better ready the apocalypse!]] [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Don't underestimate my misfortune!!!]]
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->How unlucky am I...? What am I saying?! This is unlucky? When I was a baby, we went to the zoo and the monkeys kidnapped me... When I was in nursery school, I used to wet myself so the kids called me "Shimon the pants-pee'er"." *people listening start crying* "When I was in elementary school, I ran away from home again with aniki and before I knew it we were on a tuna fishing boat... My house was demolished by an earthquake, burnt by fire and then washed away in a flood... [[BadassBoast So if you want to stop me, you'd better ready the apocalypse!]] [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Don't underestimate my misfortune!!!]]misfortune!!!
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-> ''"Damien sure is kicking the shit out of [[MemeticLoser Yamcha]]. It's like a metaphor. [[LampshadeHanging Oh, he honestly doesn't deserve this.]] Bu-u-u-u-ut, it's '''still''' funny."''
-->-- '''Perfect Cell''', thinking to himself, ''Webvideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
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->Inferno blow up, Waspinator must salvage. Waspinator blow up, ''nobody'' salvage! ''(''moans'')'' Oh, why universe hate Waspinator?
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->Inferno blow up, Waspinator must salvage. Waspinator blow up, ''nobody'' salvage! ''(''moans'')'' ''(moans)'' Oh, why universe hate Waspinator?
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-->-- '''Noah,''' [[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland Total Drama World Tour]]
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-->-- '''Noah,''' [[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland Total Drama WesternAnimation/TotalDrama World Tour]]
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-->-- ''{{Supermegatopia}}'' profile for Crushed, The Doomed Kitty
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-->-- ''{{Supermegatopia}}'' ''{{Webcomic/Supermegatopia}}'' profile for Crushed, The Doomed Kitty
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->'''Marvin''': Just think. They left me, an ordinary, menial robot, to stop you, a gigantic heavy-duty battle machine, whilst they ran off to save themselves. What do you think they would leave me with?
->'''Frogstar Robot''': Ooh, er, something pretty damn devastating I should expect.
->'''Marvin''': Expect! Oh yes, expect. I'll tell you what they gave me to protect myself with, shall I?
->'''Frogstar Robot''': Yes, alright.
->'''Marvin''': Nothing.
-->-- ''Literature/TheRestaurantAtTheEndOfTheUniverse''
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-->-- [[{{Garfield}} [[ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} Jon Arbuckle]]
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-->-- '''Moe Szylak''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
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-->-- '''Moe Szylak''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story"
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->I always get screwed by the system. That's my place in the universe. I'm the system's bitch.
-->-- '''Drew Carey''', ''Series/TheDrewCareyShow''
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