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'''Procuer:''' I think that line is talking about the other Real.\\

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'''Procuer:''' '''Producer:''' I think that line is talking about the other Real.\\
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->'''Maurizio Sarri:''' I don't care who we play, as long as they have cheap cigarettes.

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->'''Maurizio Sarri:''' I don't care who we play, ''[opens a briefcase full of cigarettes]'' as long as they have cheap cigarettes.
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'''Kieran Tierney:''' Nahhhh

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'''Kieran Tierney:''' Nahhhh
Nahhhh.
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!! Game 5
->[[AC:PSV Eindhoven]]
->'''Sergiño Dest:''' U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!\\
'''Producer:''' Uh, it's PSV.\\
'''Sergiño Dest:''' Oh. P-S-V! P-S-V! P-S-V!

->[[AC:Vs.]]

->[[AC:Dortmund]]
->'''Producer:''' Why are you so sad? You survived the group of death.\\
'''Marco Reus:''' I'm pre-heartbroken. I'm heartbroken thinking about how heartbroken I'm going to be after more inevitable heartbreak this season.

!! Game 6
->[[AC:Lazio]]
->'''Maurizio Sarri:''' I don't care who we play, as long as they have cheap cigarettes.

->[[AC:Vs.]]

->[[AC:Bayern Munich]]
->'''Harry Kane:''' This year, I'm finally going to win a trophy!\\
'''Producer:''' Wow, your German is pretty good already.\\
'''Harry Kane:''' That was in English!\\
'''Producer:''' Do you guys hear his accent? He's, like, nailing it!

!! Game 7
->[[AC:Copenhagen]]
->'''Rasmus Højlund:''' Woohoo! The Højlund brothers are on to the knockouts!\\
'''Producer:''' Um, aren't you the brother that ''didn't'' qualify?\\
'''Rasmus Højlund:''' Please take me back!

->[[AC:Vs.]]

->[[AC:Manchester City]]
->'''Pep Guardiola:''' By the time I'm done here, I'm confident we'll have more trophies than we have Financial Fair Play charges against us!

!! Game 8
->[[AC:RB Leipzig]]
->'''Xavi Simons:''' I'm the best Xavi the Champions League has seen since... yeah, that other really good one.

->[[AC:Vs.]]

->[[AC:Real Madrid]]
->'''Jude Bellingham:''' How much better were we than anyone else in our group? ''[camera pans out to show Bellingham spreading out his large arms]'' Thiiiiiiiiiis much!
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[[/folder]]

[[folder:2024 Knockout Stage Draw]]
!! Game 1
->[[AC:Porto]]
->'''Pepe:''' Believe it or not, I keep in touch with the refs I berate. ''[pulls a red card out of an envelope]'' They always send me holiday cards.

->[[AC:Vs.]]

->[[AC:Arsenal]]
->'''Mikel Arteta:''' We are ruthless and we will crush our opponents... just like I crushed Aaron Ramsdale.

!! Game 2
->[[AC:Napoli]]
->'''Victor Osimhen:''' And so begins my farewell tour of Napoli. I call it... [[Film/EatPrayLove Eat, Play, Leave]].

->[[AC:Vs.]]

->[[AC:Barcelona]]
->'''Xavi:''' Now that we're back in the knockouts, imagine how much we can sell the Camp Nou grass for!

!! Game 3
->[[AC:PSG]]
->'''Kylian Mbappé:''' Wait for it... wait for it...\\
'''Producer:''' Ugh! Okay, Kylian. What are we waiting for?\\
'''Kylian Mbappé:''' I don't know anymore!

->[[AC:Vs.]]

->[[AC:Real Sociedad]]
->'''Kieran Tierney:''' It's time for us to stop being polite, and start getting Re-al.\\
'''Procuer:''' I think that line is talking about the other Real.\\
'''Kieran Tierney:''' Nahhhh

!! Game 4
->[[AC:Inter Milan]]
->'''Lautaro Martínez:''' Do you feel the chill in the air? That's because... [[Series/GameOfThrones Inter is coming]].

->[[AC:Vs.]]

->[[AC:Atletico Madrid]]
->'''Antoine Griezmann:''' Playoffs, baby! ...Wait, I'd better not give UEFA any ideas, they'll make us play best of seven!

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[[AC:Last year, they wouldn't draw us]] [[AC:So this year, we're going on strike]] [[AC:See you in February]]

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[[AC:Last year, they wouldn't draw us]] us]]\\
[[AC:So this year, we're going on strike]] strike]]\\
[[AC:See you in February]]
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->'''Matthijs de Ligt:''' Ever since I was a young boy, I dreamed of playing for Juv-'''[[VideoGame/FIFASoccer P]][-[[VideoGame/FIFASoccer IEMONTE]]-] [[VideoGame/FIFASoccer C]][-[[VideoGame/FIFASoccer ALCIO]]-]'''

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->'''Matthijs de Ligt:''' Ever since I was a young boy, I dreamed of playing for Juv-'''[[VideoGame/FIFASoccer P]][-[[VideoGame/FIFASoccer IEMONTE]]-] [[VideoGame/FIFASoccer C]][-[[VideoGame/FIFASoccer ALCIO]]-]'''
Juv-'''[[AC:[[VideoGame/FIFASoccer Piemonte Calcio]]]]'''
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[[AC:Ronaldo]]
->'''Cristiano Ronaldo:''' I agree with them!

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[[AC:Ronaldo]]
->'''Cristiano
[[AC:Ronaldo]]\\
'''Cristiano
Ronaldo:''' I agree with them!



[[AC:Messi]]
->'''Messi's puppet:''' I should've played for the Spanish team!

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[[AC:Messi]]
->'''Messi's
[[AC:Messi]]\\
'''Messi's
puppet:''' I should've played for the Spanish team!



[[AC:De Bruyne]]
->'''Kevin De Bruyne:''' [[PokemonSpeak Kevin.]]

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[[AC:De Bruyne]]
->'''Kevin
Bruyne]]\\
'''Kevin
De Bruyne:''' [[PokemonSpeak Kevin.]]



[[AC:Salah]]
->'''Mohamed Salah:''' They were right.

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[[AC:Salah]]
->'''Mohamed
[[AC:Salah]]\\
'''Mohamed
Salah:''' They were right.



[[AC:Pogba]]
->'''Paul Pogba:''' I say, focus on ''this!'' ''[holds up World Cup trophy]''

->[[AC:Ramos]]
->'''Sergio Ramos:''' Rules are made to be broken. So is Mo Salah.

->[[AC:Mourinho]]
->'''Jose Mourinho:''' I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to make history.

->[[AC:Bale]]
->'''Gareth Bale:''' I'm not here to make friends either. [[MotorMouth But if I did make a friend, that would be nice, because I'm a bit lonely at Real. At first I thought it was the language barrier thing, but now I speak some Spanish and still nobody sits with me on the bus...]]

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[[AC:Pogba]]
->'''Paul
[[AC:Pogba]]\\
'''Paul
Pogba:''' I say, focus on ''this!'' ''[holds up World Cup trophy]''

->[[AC:Ramos]]
->'''Sergio
->[[AC:Ramos]]\\
'''Sergio
Ramos:''' Rules are made to be broken. So is Mo Salah.

->[[AC:Mourinho]]
->'''Jose
->[[AC:Mourinho]]\\
'''Jose
Mourinho:''' I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to make history.

->[[AC:Bale]]
->'''Gareth
->[[AC:Bale]]\\
'''Gareth
Bale:''' I'm not here to make friends either. [[MotorMouth But if I did make a friend, that would be nice, because I'm a bit lonely at Real. At first I thought it was the language barrier thing, but now I speak some Spanish and still nobody sits with me on the bus...]]



[[AC:Mourinho]]
->'''Jose Mourinho:''' More like Man ''Me''.

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[[AC:Mourinho]]
->'''Jose
[[AC:Mourinho]]\\
'''Jose
Mourinho:''' More like Man ''Me''.



'''Kevin De Bruyne:''' [[PokemonSpeak De Bruyne.]]
->[[AC:De Bruyne]]

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'''Kevin De Bruyne:''' [[PokemonSpeak De Bruyne.]]
->[[AC:De
]]\\
[[AC:De
Bruyne]]



[[AC:Salah]]
->'''Mohamed Salah:''' Neither do I!

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[[AC:Salah]]
->'''Mohamed
[[AC:Salah]]\\
'''Mohamed
Salah:''' Neither do I!



->[[AC:Pogba]]
->'''Paul Pogba:''' I'm Paul, and I know how to make headlines.\\

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->[[AC:Pogba]]
->'''Paul
->[[AC:Pogba]]\\
'''Paul
Pogba:''' I'm Paul, and I know how to make headlines.\\



->[[AC:Sergio]]
->'''Sergio Aguero:''' [[GratuitousSpanish Yo la he metido más en Manchester que]] [[Music/{{Oasis}} Noel Gallagher.]][[note]]"I've scored more times in Manchester than Noel Gallagher."[[/note]]

->'''Zlatan Ibrahimovic:''' I'm so good, I'm in the MLS and they ''still'' put me in this intro.
->[[AC:Zlatan]]

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->[[AC:Sergio]]
->'''Sergio
->[[AC:Sergio]]\\
'''Sergio
Aguero:''' [[GratuitousSpanish Yo la he metido más en Manchester que]] [[Music/{{Oasis}} Noel Gallagher.]][[note]]"I've scored more times in Manchester than Noel Gallagher."[[/note]]

->'''Zlatan Ibrahimovic:''' I'm so good, I'm in the MLS and they ''still'' put me in this intro.
->[[AC:Zlatan]]
intro.\\
[[AC:Zlatan]]



[[AC:Antoine]]
->''[laughing and snickering can be heard off screen]''\\

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[[AC:Antoine]]
->''[laughing
[[AC:Antoine]]\\
''[laughing
and snickering can be heard off screen]''\\



[[AC:Messi]]
->'''Messi's puppet:''' Also growth hormones!

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[[AC:Messi]]
->'''Messi's
[[AC:Messi]]\\
'''Messi's
puppet:''' Also growth hormones!



[[AC:Icardi]]
->'''Mauro Icardi:''' ...I'm the ''real'' Mr. Steal Your Girl.

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[[AC:Icardi]]
->'''Mauro
[[AC:Icardi]]\\
'''Mauro
Icardi:''' ...I'm the ''real'' Mr. Steal Your Girl.



[[AC:Harry Kane]]
->'''Producer:''' Could you do that one more time, Harry? Didn't quite catch that.\\

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[[AC:Harry Kane]]
->'''Producer:'''
Kane]]\\
'''Producer:'''
Could you do that one more time, Harry? Didn't quite catch that.\\



[[AC: Creator/DanStevens as: Harry Kane]]
->'''Dan Stevens!Harry Kane:''' Board up your windows, it's Harry Kane season!

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[[AC: Creator/DanStevens as: Harry Kane]]
->'''Dan
Kane]]\\
'''Dan
Stevens!Harry Kane:''' Board up your windows, it's Harry Kane season!



[[AC:Lewandowski]]
->'''Robert Lewandowski:''' We are just giving other teams in Bundesliga a head start.

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[[AC:Lewandowski]]
->'''Robert
[[AC:Lewandowski]]\\
'''Robert
Lewandowski:''' We are just giving other teams in Bundesliga a head start.



[[AC:Simeone]]
->'''Diego Simeone:''' ...[[BondOneLiner because every game is a funeral for the other team.]]

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[[AC:Simeone]]
->'''Diego
[[AC:Simeone]]\\
'''Diego
Simeone:''' ...[[BondOneLiner because every game is a funeral for the other team.]]



[[AC:Mourinho]]
->'''Jose Mourinho:''' But wait until season 3. [[HilariousInHindsight Things will go very bad]].

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[[AC:Mourinho]]
->'''Jose
[[AC:Mourinho]]\\
'''Jose
Mourinho:''' But wait until season 3. [[HilariousInHindsight Things will go very bad]].



->[[AC:Fellaini]]
->'''Marouane Fellaini:''' I'm Fellaini, and in this show, [[TemptingFate I will never]] [[HilariousInHindsight cut my hair.]]

->[[AC:Dembélé]]
->''[huffing and puffing can be heard, followed by Ousmane Dembélé hurrying into the shot]''\\

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->[[AC:Fellaini]]
->'''Marouane
->[[AC:Fellaini]]\\
'''Marouane
Fellaini:''' I'm Fellaini, and in this show, [[TemptingFate I will never]] [[HilariousInHindsight cut my hair.]]

->[[AC:Dembélé]]
->''[huffing
->[[AC:Dembélé]]\\
''[huffing
and puffing can be heard, followed by Ousmane Dembélé hurrying into the shot]''\\



[[AC:Messi]]
->'''Messi's puppet:''' But mainly that Ronaldo didn't win! HA HA HA!

->[[AC:Jones]]
->'''Phil Jones:''' I'm Phil Jones, and nobody wants to face me!\\

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[[AC:Messi]]
->'''Messi's
[[AC:Messi]]\\
'''Messi's
puppet:''' But mainly that Ronaldo didn't win! HA HA HA!

->[[AC:Jones]]
->'''Phil
->[[AC:Jones]]\\
'''Phil
Jones:''' I'm Phil Jones, and nobody wants to face me!\\



[[AC:Robben]]
->'''Arjen Robben:''' Oh, sure, yeah. ''[looks down]'' Wait, I have ''two'' of these?!

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[[AC:Robben]]
->'''Arjen
[[AC:Robben]]\\
'''Arjen
Robben:''' Oh, sure, yeah. ''[looks down]'' Wait, I have ''two'' of these?!
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->'''Narrator:''' [[ShoutOut What happens when]] [[UsefulNotes/UEFAChampionsLeague 800 of the world's most elite footballers and their managers]] [[Series/TheRealWorld live together under one roof?]] Players stop being polite...and start getting [[{{Pun}} Real]]. This is... [[TitleDrop The Champions!]]
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->'''Antonio Conte:''' People think I was in the wrong for [[https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/37637272/antonio-conte-blasts-selfish-tottenham-players-club-ownership-draw-southampton my rant on the way out of Tottenham]], but... ''did I lie?''

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->'''Antonio Conte:''' People Some people think I was in the wrong for [[https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/37637272/antonio-conte-blasts-selfish-tottenham-players-club-ownership-draw-southampton my rant on the way out of Tottenham]], but... ''did I lie?''
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'''Creator/RyanReynolds:''' Yeah, definitely! ...what ''is'' the Champions Leauge?\\

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'''Creator/RyanReynolds:''' Yeah, definitely! ...what ''is'' the Champions Leauge?\\League?\\
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'''Creator/RyanReynolds:''' Yeah, definitely! ...what is the Champions Leauge?\\

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'''Creator/RyanReynolds:''' Yeah, definitely! ...what is ''is'' the Champions Leauge?\\
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->'''Christian Pulisic:''' Do I prefer playing for Chelsea or the US men's national team? The national team. Because even [[https://www.npr.org/2023/06/17/1182943332/us-soccer-coach-gregg-berhalter-rehired our coach was blackmailed by Gio's parents, fired and then re-interviewed for the job]], that's less sloppy than Chelsea.

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->'''Christian Pulisic:''' Do I prefer playing for Chelsea or the US men's national team? The national team. Because even though [[https://www.npr.org/2023/06/17/1182943332/us-soccer-coach-gregg-berhalter-rehired our coach was blackmailed by Gio's parents, fired and then re-interviewed for the job]], that's less sloppy than Chelsea.
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->'''Rob McElhenney:''' At this rate, we'll be in the Champions League in no time!\\
'''Ryan Reynolds:''' Yeah, definitely! ...what is the Champions Leauge?\\
'''Rob McElhenney:''' You know, Ryan, I really don't know.

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->'''Rob McElhenney:''' ->'''Creator/RobMcElhenney:''' At this rate, we'll be in the Champions League in no time!\\
'''Ryan Reynolds:''' '''Creator/RyanReynolds:''' Yeah, definitely! ...what is the Champions Leauge?\\
'''Rob McElhenney:''' [=McElhenney=]:''' You know, Ryan, I really don't know.
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!! Episode 4

->[[AC:Arteta]]
->'''Mikel Arteta:''' Don't worry, everything is going according to my five-phase plan. Phase 3 was getting humiliated by City in the title race, phase 4 is getting humiliated by Bayern in the knockouts next year.

->[[AC:Pulisic]]
->'''Christian Pulisic:''' Do I prefer playing for Chelsea or the US men's national team? The national team. Because even [[https://www.npr.org/2023/06/17/1182943332/us-soccer-coach-gregg-berhalter-rehired our coach was blackmailed by Gio's parents, fired and then re-interviewed for the job]], that's less sloppy than Chelsea.

->[[AC:Conte]]
->'''Antonio Conte:''' People think I was in the wrong for [[https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/37637272/antonio-conte-blasts-selfish-tottenham-players-club-ownership-draw-southampton my rant on the way out of Tottenham]], but... ''did I lie?''

->[[AC:Wrexham]]
->'''Rob McElhenney:''' At this rate, we'll be in the Champions League in no time!\\
'''Ryan Reynolds:''' Yeah, definitely! ...what is the Champions Leauge?\\
'''Rob McElhenney:''' You know, Ryan, I really don't know.
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!! Episode 3 [[note]]This episode's visuals and musical scoring are DarkerAndEdgier as a result of Kylian Mbappe's rebooting of the series as "The Champions: Next Gen". [[/note]]

->'''Narrator:''' What happens when two superstars and a bunch of other players live together in one big boujee crib? Players stop fussin', and start bussin'. This is The Champions: Next Gen.

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!! Episode 3 [[note]]This episode's visuals and musical scoring are DarkerAndEdgier as a result of Kylian Mbappe's Mbappé's rebooting of the series as "The Champions: Next Gen". [[/note]]

->'''Narrator:''' ->'''Kylian Mbappé:''' ''(voiceover in place of the usual OpeningNarration)'' What happens when two superstars and a bunch of other players live together in one big boujee crib? Players stop fussin', and start bussin'. This is The Champions: Next Gen.
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->'''Narrator:''' What happens when two superstars and a bunch of other players live together in one big bougie crib? Players stop fussin', and start bussin'. This is The Champions: Next Gen.

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->'''Narrator:''' What happens when two superstars and a bunch of other players live together in one big bougie boujee crib? Players stop fussin', and start bussin'. This is The Champions: Next Gen.
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The voiceover is different from the usual one, but it's not Mbappé's voice.


->'''Kylian Mbappe:''' ''[voiceover]'' What happens when two superstars and a bunch of other players live together in one big bougie crib? Players stop fussin', and start bussin'. This is The Champions: Next Gen.

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->'''Kylian Mbappe:''' ''[voiceover]'' ->'''Narrator:''' What happens when two superstars and a bunch of other players live together in one big bougie crib? Players stop fussin', and start bussin'. This is The Champions: Next Gen.



->'''whisper''': I can be your champion

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->'''whisper''': ->'''Whisper''': I can be your championchampion.
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->[[AC: RAFAEL LEAO]]

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->[[AC: RAFAEL LEAO]]LEÃO]]



->[[AC: MUDRRYK]]
->'''Mikhaylo Mudryk:''' What was the worst part about my first season at Chelsea? Waking up every day knowing I signed an eight-year contract.

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->[[AC: MUDRRYK]]
->'''Mikhaylo
MUDRYK]]
->'''Mykhailo
Mudryk:''' What was the worst part about my first season at Chelsea? Waking up every day knowing I signed an eight-year contract.
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->''[The camera zooms out to show Pedri and Gavi in a TrenchCoatTotem]''\\

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->''[The camera zooms out to show Pedri and Gavi in a TrenchCoatTotem]''\\TotemPoleTrench]''\\
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->'''Pedri (wearing a Xavi mask):''' Pedri and Gavi are the future of Barcelona.

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->'''Pedri (wearing ->'''Pedri:''' ''(wearing a Xavi mask):''' mask)'' Pedri and Gavi are the future of Barcelona.



->''[The camera zooms out to show Pedri and Gavi wearing a TrenchCoatTotem]''
->'''Producer:''' I can see you two. ''[The two fall over, revealing themselves]''
->'''Pedri:''' Whoopsie! ''[giggles]''

->''[The TitleCard zooms in, with "NEXT GEN" appearing under the familiar "The Champions" logo. Instead of the usual Cody William Falkosky version of "I can be your champion", we hear a whispered version of the iconic words.

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->''[The camera zooms out to show Pedri and Gavi wearing in a TrenchCoatTotem]''
->'''Producer:'''
TrenchCoatTotem]''\\
'''Producer:'''
I can see you two. ''[The two two.\\
''[Both players
fall over, revealing themselves]''
->'''Pedri:'''
themselves]''\\
'''Pedri:'''
Whoopsie! ''[giggles]''

->''[The TitleCard zooms in, with "NEXT GEN" appearing under the familiar "The Champions" logo. Instead of the usual Cody William Falkosky version of "I can be your champion", we hear a whispered version of the iconic words. \n]''
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->[[AC: SAKA]][[note]] The player's names are in all caps white athletic block font with a turquoise tinted twinkling star background as opposed to the iconic golden script and background, [[/note]]

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->[[AC: SAKA]][[note]] The player's names are in all caps white athletic block font with a turquoise tinted twinkling star background as opposed to the iconic golden script and background, [[/note]]background,[[/note]]
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!! Episode 3 [[note]]This episode's visuals and musical scoring are DarkerAndEdgier as a result of Kylian Mbappe's rebooting of the series as "The Champions: Next Gen". [[/note]]

->'''Kylian Mbappe:''' ''[voiceover]'' What happens when two superstars and a bunch of other players live together in one big bougie crib? Players stop fussin', and start bussin'. This is The Champions: Next Gen.

->[[AC: SAKA]][[note]] The player's names are in all caps white athletic block font with a turquoise tinted twinkling star background as opposed to the iconic golden script and background, [[/note]]
->'''Bukayo Saka''': I may look adorable and sweet on the outside... but on the inside, I'm humble and modest.

->[[AC: RAFAEL LEAO]]
->'''Rafael Leão:''' Here's the thing about me: I'm good, but I'm not "cancel out all of Milan's other problems" good.

->[[AC: MUDRRYK]]
->'''Mikhaylo Mudryk:''' What was the worst part about my first season at Chelsea? Waking up every day knowing I signed an eight-year contract.

->'''Pedri (wearing a Xavi mask):''' Pedri and Gavi are the future of Barcelona.
->[[AC:XAVI]]
->''[The camera zooms out to show Pedri and Gavi wearing a TrenchCoatTotem]''
->'''Producer:''' I can see you two. ''[The two fall over, revealing themselves]''
->'''Pedri:''' Whoopsie! ''[giggles]''

->''[The TitleCard zooms in, with "NEXT GEN" appearing under the familiar "The Champions" logo. Instead of the usual Cody William Falkosky version of "I can be your champion", we hear a whispered version of the iconic words.

->'''whisper''': I can be your champion
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->'''Producer:''' ''[offscreen, as Todd types frantically on his phone]'' Hey Todd, how do you feel about Chelsea missing the Champions League next year?

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->'''Producer:''' ''[offscreen, as Todd ''[as Boehly types frantically on his phone]'' Hey Todd, how do you feel about Chelsea missing the Champions League next year?

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