History Quotes / TheBigLebowski

->'''Walter: ''' We are sympathising here, Dude.
->'''The Dude:''' Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
->'''Donny: ''' What do you need that for, Dude?

->'''Walter:''' I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
->'''The Dude:''' Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
->'''Walter:''' What the fuck are you talkin' about?
->'''The Dude:''' Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...
->'''Walter:''' What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
->'''The Dude:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
->'''Walter:''' And you know this!
->'''The Dude:''' Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
->'''Walter:''' So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
->'''The Dude:''' It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
->'''Walter:''' Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...'''''[[SuddenlyShouting YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVIN' IN THE FUCKIN' PAST!]]'''''

->I'm not Mr. Lewbowski. You're Mr.Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me: Dude, Duder, El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

->Shut the ''fuck'' up, Donny!

-> Shut the ''fuck'' up, Donny!

--> Walter

--> Shut the ''fuck'' up, Donny!

-->--'''Walter'''