Quotes / The Big Lebowski

You are entering a world of pain.
Walter

These men are Nihilists, Donny. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Walter

Walter: We are sympathising here, Dude.
The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?

Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Walter

You see what happens Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass!?!
Walter

Well, sir, it's this rug. It really tied the room together.
The Dude

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
The Jesus

I'm not Mr. Lewbowski. You're Mr.Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me: Dude, Duder, El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
The Dude

Aw, nice marmot.
The Dude


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