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->"Everyone who tries to manipulate the timeline thinks they're doing it for the best. The law of averages says that half of them are right. Well, I'm just a human being; I can't make that call and stop only half. Either I preserve the original timeline or I chuck it all, and I'm not about to do that for the [[TheWesley likes of you]]. In the name of the [[Franchise/StarTrek United Federation of Planets]]--"

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->"Everyone who tries to manipulate the timeline thinks they're doing it for the best. The law of averages says that half of them are right. Well, I'm just a human being; I can't make that call and stop only half. Either I preserve the original timeline or I chuck it all, and I'm not about to do that for the [[TheWesley [[CreatorsPet likes of you]]. In the name of the [[Franchise/StarTrek United Federation of Planets]]--"
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-->--'''Videogame/RiskOfRain2'''s death message when you get "killed" by a Void Reaver's implosion.

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-->--'''Videogame/RiskOfRain2'''s -->--''Videogame/RiskOfRain2''s death message when you get "killed" by a Void Reaver's implosion.
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->''You have been detained. Await your sentence at the end of time.''
-->--'''Videogame/RiskOfRain2'''s death message when you get "killed" by a Void Reaver's implosion.
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->I work for an organization called the Commission. We are tasked with the preservation of the time continuum through manipulation and removals. [...] Sometimes, people... make choices that alter time. Free will, don't get me started. When that happens, we dispatch one of our agents to... [[ShootTheDog eliminate the threat]]. No, no, no, no. ''[chuckles]'' You misunderstand me. You're not a target; you're a recruit. I've come to offer you a job, Number Five. We've had our eye on you for quite some time, and we think you have a lot of potential. Your survival skills have made you quite a celebrity back at headquarters. That and your ability to jump through time...
-->--'''The Handler,''' ''Series/TheUmbrellaAcademy2019'', "Number Five"
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->"Everyone who tries to manipulate the timeline thinks they're doing it for the best. The law of averages says that half of them are right. Well, I'm just a human being; I can't make that call and stop only half. Either I preserve the original timeline or I chuck it all, and I'm not about to do that for the [[TheWesley likes of you]]. In the name of the [[StarTrek United Federation of Planets]]--"

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->"Everyone who tries to manipulate the timeline thinks they're doing it for the best. The law of averages says that half of them are right. Well, I'm just a human being; I can't make that call and stop only half. Either I preserve the original timeline or I chuck it all, and I'm not about to do that for the [[TheWesley likes of you]]. In the name of the [[StarTrek [[Franchise/StarTrek United Federation of Planets]]--"
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->''"Hmmph. 'Times change,' I have heard. Well not if I have any say in it. The time in London must be the time in [[EternalEngine Brabazon]], in [[PleasurePlanet Worlebury]], in [[UnitedSpaceOfAmerica New Winchester]], in [[BoomTown Lustrum]]. To the second. It is the privilege and duty of this office to ensure that continuity. A task that was considerably easier before [[TrickedOutTime we began spending hours like shillings and sixpences]]. Now it might be yesterday in one place, and next week in another. [[{{Understatement}} It is most untidy]]."''

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->''"Hmmph. 'Times change,' I have heard. Well not if I have any say in it. The time in London must be the time in [[EternalEngine Brabazon]], in [[PleasurePlanet Worlebury]], in [[UnitedSpaceOfAmerica New Winchester]], in [[BoomTown Lustrum]]. To the second. It is the privilege and duty of this office to ensure that continuity. A task that was considerably easier before [[TrickedOutTime [[AppliedPhlebotinum we began spending hours like shillings and sixpences]]. Now it might be yesterday in one place, and next week in another. [[{{Understatement}} It is most untidy]]."''
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->''"Hmmph. 'Times change,' I have heard. Well not if I have any say in it. The time in London must be the time in [[EternalEngine Brabazon]], in [[PleasurePlanet Worlebury]], in [[UnitedSpaceOfAmerica New Winchester]], in [[BoomTown Lustrum]]. To the second. It is the privilege and duty of this office to ensure that continuity. A task that was considerably easier before [[TrickedOutTime we began spending hours like shillings and sixpences]]. Now it might be yesterday in one place, and next week in another. [[{{Understatement}} It is most untidy]]."''
-->--'''The Chief Horologist''', ''Videogame/SunlessSkies''
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->"Everyone who tries to manipulate the timeline thinks they're doing it for the best. The law of averages says that half of them are right. Well, I'm just a human being; I can't make that call and stop only half. Either I preserve the original timeline or I chuck it all, and I'm not about to do that for the likes of you. In the name of the [[StarTrek United Federation of Planets]]--"

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->"Everyone who tries to manipulate the timeline thinks they're doing it for the best. The law of averages says that half of them are right. Well, I'm just a human being; I can't make that call and stop only half. Either I preserve the original timeline or I chuck it all, and I'm not about to do that for the [[TheWesley likes of you.you]]. In the name of the [[StarTrek United Federation of Planets]]--"
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->"Everyone who tries to manipulate the timeline thinks they're doing it for the best. The law of averages says that half of them are right. Well, I'm just a human being; I can't make that call and stop only half. Either I preserve the original timeline or I chuck it all, and I'm not about to do that for the likes of you. In the name of the United Federation of Planets--"

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->"Everyone who tries to manipulate the timeline thinks they're doing it for the best. The law of averages says that half of them are right. Well, I'm just a human being; I can't make that call and stop only half. Either I preserve the original timeline or I chuck it all, and I'm not about to do that for the likes of you. In the name of the [[StarTrek United Federation of Planets--"Planets]]--"
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->"Everyone who tries to manipulate the timeline thinks they're doing it for the best. The law of averages says that half of them are right. Well, I'm just a human being; I can't make that call and stop only half. Either I preserve the original timeline or I chuck it all, and I'm not about to do that for the likes of you. In the name of the United Federation of Planets--"

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->"Everyone who tries to manipulate the timeline thinks they're doing it for the best. The law of averages says that half of them are right. right. Well, I'm just a human being; I can't make that call and stop only half. half. Either I preserve the original timeline or I chuck it all, and I'm not about to do that for the likes of you. you. In the name of the United Federation of Planets--"



->"--I demand you return the space-time continuum to its original state!"

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->"--I demand that you return the space-time continuum to its original state!"
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->"Everyone who tries to manipulate the timeline thinks they're doing it for the best. The law of averages says that half of them are right. Well, I'm just a human being; I can't make that call and stop only half. Either I preserve the original timeline or I chuck it all, and I'm not about to do that for the likes of you. In the name of the United Federation of Planets--"

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->"Everyone who tries to manipulate the timeline thinks they're doing it for the best. The law of averages says that half of them are right. right. Well, I'm just a human being; I can't make that call and stop only half. half. Either I preserve the original timeline or I chuck it all, and I'm not about to do that for the likes of you. you. In the name of the United Federation of Planets--"



->-- "Gods, Fate, and Fractals", by William Leisner.

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->-- "Gods, -->-- ''Gods, Fate, and Fractals", Fractals'', by William Leisner.
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->"Everyone who tries to manipulate the timeline thinks they're doing it for the best. The law of averages says that half of them are right. Well, I'm just a human being; I can't make that call and stop only half. Either I preserve the original timeline or I chuck it all, and I'm not about to do that for the likes of you. In the name of the United Federation of Planets--"
->"God no," Dulmer groaned.
->"--I demand you return the space-time continuum to its original state!"
->-- "Gods, Fate, and Fractals", by William Leisner.
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-->--''{{Superjail}}'', "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The Time Police]]" ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0Zr_C74DQU in song]])

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-->--''{{Superjail}}'', -->--''WesternAnimation/{{Superjail}}'', "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The Time Police]]" ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0Zr_C74DQU in song]])

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