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-> "Hey! At least they had the guts to be here without a freakin' cheat code! They volunteered to be here. Even though they knew it could get them killed! Which is just a few magnitudes more than I can say about you."

-> "Oh, don't worry about me, Kayaba. This won't be anything like last time. Because now... I've got something worth fighting for!"

-> "All this time... I thought Sugou was my true nemesis. But in reality... you were always the one pulling my strings, weren't you, Alfheim Naming Screen Guy? Heheheheh I may be losing my mind, can I please just play the game now?"

-> "Man... it's good to be home."

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-> "Hey! ->"Hey! At least they had the guts to be here without a freakin' cheat code! They volunteered to be here. Even though they knew it could get them killed! Which is just a few magnitudes more than I can say about you."

-> "Oh, ->"Oh, don't worry about me, Kayaba. This won't be anything like last time. Because now... I've got something worth fighting for!"

-> "All ->"All this time... I thought Sugou was my true nemesis. But in reality... you were always the one pulling my strings, weren't you, Alfheim Naming Screen Guy? Heheheheh I may be losing my mind, can I please just play the game now?"

-> "Man...->"Man... it's good to be home."

->"Hey, I'll have you know that I did the sex a bunch of times with my... online... wife... Oh god. Why did I word it that way?"

->"No. I... I will not let this stand. If you think I fought tooth and nail for two years just so I could kowtow to some ass-clown like you, then you are in for a rude awakening. Prepare to reap the fucking whirlwind that is the unbridled fury of the Hero of Aincrad! [writes an angry tweet] Yeah. Take THAT! "Sugou"? More like... "Su-go fuck yourself"!"

->"Oh, man. I wonder if all my items carried over, too! [sees that all his items are corrupted] Ah, well. Can't have everything, I guess. All I'm really losing is my sword, some armor, an- [[ExplainExplainOhCrap MY DAUGHTER!!!"]]

->"Oh, don't worry about me. My wife punches me during sex.
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'''Kirito:''' "Well, how would you like me to mock you, then? I take requests."

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'''Kirito:''' "Well, how would ''would'' you like me to mock you, then? [[TheGadfly I take requests.requests]]."

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