History Quotes / SuperHeroParadox

->'''Sousuke Aizen''': Kisuke... One rainy day, centuries ago, you wished for an equal that you could be matched against. Because you were lonely, oh so lonely, isolated by your power. And the Hogyoku heard your desire, and created ''me''.\\

->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' Unbelievable... I understand that we have another ''low-information'' caller who thinks we're better off thanks to ComicBook/SpiderMan. [[InspectorJavert Let's see if we can set her straight.]] You're on, with J. Jonah Jameson.\\
'''Caller:''' I just wanna say that I've never seen Manhattan so safe and peaceful. Compare what it was like when Spider-Man first showed up to now.\\

'''Caller:''' Wow. I've never actually heard anyone say "cahoots" before. Look, all I'm saying is, I'd hate to imagine what would've happened if all those guys showed up and Spider-Man ''wasn't'' here.\\

'''Gordon''': We start carrying semi-automatics, they buy automatics. We start wearing Kevlar, they buy armor piercing rounds.\\

->'''Bruce Wayne''': Targeting me won't get their money back. I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight, but this is different. They crossed the line.\\

->'''Ethan Bennett:''' In some ways, man, I'm glad freaks like this Penguin bring out the Batman.\\
'''Bruce Wayne:''' Hopefully it's not the Batman bringing out the freaks.

-> ''I have a question for you. Before my arrival, this city was drowning under a tide of filth. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Have you ever considered that all this is your fault?]] Your presence creates these animals; like germs, they spread. You created the environment that allowed the germ to mutate, to become stronger. Look at The Joker. Would he even exist if not for you? It must be depressing. All your sacrifices, and yet, you are the one to blame.''

->''I used to believe Batman was responsible for you people. But now I see nearly everyone here would have ended up exactly the same, Batman or not. Oh, the gimmicks might be different, but you'd all be out there in some form or another bringing misery to Gotham. The truth is, '''you''' created '''him.'''''
-->-- '''Janet van Dorn''' to a JokerJury, ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries''

->'''The Batman:''' [[NotAGame You must learn that Gotham isn’t your personal playground.]]\\
'''The Penguin:''' Oh it’s true, I forgot that you believe it’s yours!
-->-- [[ComicBook/TheBatmanAndRobinAdventures Batman and Robin Adventures # 4]]

->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' [-Unbelievable...-] I understand that we have another ''low-information'' caller who thinks we're better off thanks to ComicBook/SpiderMan. [[InspectorJavert Let's see if we can set her straight.]] You're on, with J. Jonah Jameson.\\

-->'''Anonymous''', /co/ (Website/FourChan)

->'''Tommy''': Look, you're too young to remember when th' evil teams first started showin' up. But I know for a fact that they didn't appear until ''after'' the wonder kids were already runnin' around.
->'''Dusty Sam''': Well, if just the evil teams had shown up, we'd be dead or enslaved by now, not having this conversation.
-->--''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/10938820/chapters/24338592 Vignettes from Castelia]]'' ({{VideoGame/Pokemon}} fanfic)

->'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' [-Unbelievable...-] I understand that we have another low-information caller who thinks we're better off thanks to ComicBook/SpiderMan. [[InspectorJavert Let's see if we can set her straight.]] You're on, with J. Jonah Jameson.\\

'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' [[MyWayOrTheHighway Another lost cause. GOODBYE!]]

->'''Tombstone''': Just listen, and I'll teach you the facts of life. [[IHaveManyNames The Big Man]], whomever he might be, [[NothingPersonal has nothing against heroes.]] No hero can thwart enough crime to dent his income. But ''[[ComicBook/SpiderMan you]]...'' You frighten criminals off the street entirely. Except when you're off battling the likes of the Rhino. Then the Big Man's profitable army of petty thugs think themselves... beneath the Spider-Man's notice.\\

->'''Tommy''': Look, you're too young to remember when th' [[Characters/PokemonVillainTeams evil teams]] first started showin' up. But I know for a fact that they didn't appear until ''after'' the [[Characters/PokemonProtagonistsAndRivals wonder kids]] were already runnin' around.

-->-- '''Red Skull''', ''Fanfic/{{FIRE}}''

'''The Penguin:''' Oh it’s true, I forgot that [[NotSoDifferent you believe it’s yours!]]

'''Gordon''': And you're wearing a mask. Jumping off rooftops. Now, take this guy. Armed robbery, double homicide, has a taste for the theatrical, like you. Leaves a calling card.

-->-- '''Officer Wallace''', ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'': The Wrath

-->-- '''The Stupendium,''' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oyztTPvu64&pbjreload=101 Pictures of Spider-Man]]''

'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' Okay, fair enough, I will. [[TheRealHeroes Then, we had police and firefighters doing a wonderful job.]] There was crime, sure, but nothing they couldn't ''handle''. Of course, we ''do'' have things we didn't then. [[PsychoElectro Maniacs who shoot lightning out of their eyes]], [[ElementalShapeshifter walking piles of sand]], ''[[ThoseWackyNazis NAZIS]]'' [[SuddenlyShouting MADE OF]] '''''[[TheWormThatWalks BEES!]]'''''\\