History Quotes / StopHavingFunGuys

->'''Otto''': Are you guys going to play or are you just going to goof off?\\
'''Reggie''': If by "goof off" you mean "have fun," then I say we goof off. Right, guys?\\
'''Otto''': God, you are such little kids!\\
'''Reggie''': I'm a year older, so what does that make you?

-->''"Fun is just a buzzword when you can't actually think of any real reasons as to why the game is good, don't use it. Either way, being amused or entertained with something and being immersed are not the same thing."''

->''Games are only fun if you win! you're trying to make us ''lose''!\\

->''[[CharacterTiers Strong Pokémon. Weak Pokémon]]. [[StopHavingFunGuys That is only the selfish perception of people]]. Truly skilled trainers should try to win with their favorites''.

->''"You know, playing [[RockBand this]] doesn't make you cool like a real rock band. Guys? Didn't you hear me?"''
->''"...[[TropeNamer Stop having fun!]]"''

-->-- ''{{Calvin and Hobbes}}''

-->-- How To Suck at ''{{City of Heroes}}''

-->-- '''A Tweet''' discussing this subject.

-->-- '''A Tweet''' discussing this subject.

->''"A herd full of [[UnstoppableRage bull elephants in heat]] are more polite than the community of HeroesOfNewerth"''.
-->-- '''A YouTube conversation''' regarding these people.

->'''Kirby''': I can make [[RuleOfCool Mario fight Sonic!]]

-->-- ''BrawlInTheFamily''

-->-- ''PennyArcade'', "[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/11/30/ Witchblades]]"

-->-- [[MemeticMutation Internet meme]] regarding ''SuperSmashBros Melee''... and ''Brawl'', for that matter.

-->-- '''Karen''', ''PokemonGoldAndSilver /[[PokemonCrystal Crystal]]''

->''"I thought fun was supposed to be '''fun'''."''
-->-- '''Hobbes''', ''{{Calvin and Hobbes}}''

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-->-- '''IYOTEN''', ''[[DotHackGUGames .hack//G.U.]]''

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-->''Once I too was a trainer who had fun during my battles... So you see having fun in battle is foolhardy. A perfect win... that is a Pokémon Trainer's duty.''\\
--Koya, ''PokemonDiamondAndPearlAdventure''

-->'''Gabe:''' He just killed fifty people with a '''knife'''! Okay? That is the '''last''' person who should have The Bomb! He's no Modern Warrior. He's a fucking psychopath!\\
'''Tycho:''' He's just doing what works.\\
'''Gabe:''' Yeah, but what about double shotgun dude?\\
'''Tycho:''' Double Shotgun Dude is a dog rapist. On this point, there is consensus.\\
--''PennyArcade'', "[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/11/30/ Witchblades]]"

-->''You know, playing [[RockBand this]] doesn't make you cool like a real rock band. Guys? Didn't you hear me?''
-->''...[[TropeNamer Stop having fun!]]''\\
-- ''[[http://xkcd.com/359/ XKCD]]''

-->''And what of the nine-year-old girl? Perhaps she had no business playing in the first place. From Thomas's view, getting her off the machine allowed him to face the opponents he "should" be facing anyway."''\\
--'''David Sirlin''', ''[[http://www.sirlin.net/ptw Playing To Win]]''

-->''"ITT WE'RE HAVING FUN WRONG."''\\
--'''Anonymous poster''', ''[[ImageBoards 4chan's /tg/ board]]''

-->''"You dumb babies! Stop having fun! [[KidsPreferBoxes It's just a dumb old box!]]"''\\
--'''Angelica Pickles''', ''{{Rugrats}}''

-->''My review isn't going to convince any 2D fighting game fans, as they probably already have this game and are vehemently writing down where I'm supposedly wrong in my review.''\\
--'''Monheim''', [[http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/ps2/review/R69162.html Capcom vs Snk 2 Review]]

-->''"I thought fun was supposed to be '''fun'''."''\\
--'''Hobbes''', ''{{Calvin and Hobbes}}''

-->''"I don't care if it's just a game, there still need to be some standards involved. Filling the Pokedex is an optional part of the game that has no actual reward to it, so the only reason to do it is for personal satisfaction. And if you can be satisfied by having other people do a significant amount of the work for you, then your standards are pretty low. Who cares if it's just a game? [[SeriousBusiness Either do something right or don't do it at all.]]"''\\
-- A GameFAQs user on what he thinks about [[GottaCatchThemAll completing]] the [[{{Pokemon}} Pokedex]] by trading.

-->''NO ITEMS! FOX ONLY! FINAL DESTINATION!''\\
--[[MemeticMutation Internet meme]] regarding SuperSmashBros Melee... ''and'' Brawl, for that matter.

-->'''King Dedede''': Brawl, huh? Meh. Too bad it doesn't stack up to a game made in 2001. It's floatier than Melee, you can't combo as well, it's way too easy to recover, they took out wavedashing, the air dodge is simplified and the ''tripping'', come on! Definitely a weaker follow-up to Melee, what a shame. Poor, naive Kirby, you don't have a clue.
-->''(BeatPanel)''
-->'''Kirby''': I can make [[RuleOfCool Mario fight Sonic!]]
-->''(BeatPanel)''
-->''(Dedede joins the Brawl)''

-->''Above all: Never have fun. If you start having fun, then other people might find it infectious and also have fun, and then where would we be?''
-->--How To Suck at CityOfHeroes

-->''[[CharacterTiers Strong Pokémon. Weak Pokémon.]] [[StopHavingFunGuys That is only the selfish perception of people.]] Truly skilled trainers should try to win with their favorites.''\\
--Karen, ''PokemonGoldAndSilver /[[PokemonCrystal Crystal]]''

-->-- ''BrawlInTheFamily''

-- ''XKCD''

--'''David Sirlin''', ''PlayingToWin''

--[[MemeticMutation Internet meme]]

-->''(Dedede joins in the Brawl)''

--''[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/11/30/ Penny Arcade]]''

-->''He just killed fifty people with a '''knife'''! Okay? That is the '''last''' person who should have The Bomb! He's no Modern Warrior. He's a fucking psychopath!''
-->''He's just doing what works.''
-->''Yeah, but what about double shotgun dude?''
-->''Double Shotgun Dude is a dog rapist. On this point, there is consensus.''\\

->''NO ITEMS! FOX ONLY! FINAL DESTINATION!''\\
-[[MemeticMutation Internet meme]]

--GameFAQs user '''Jish''' on what he thinks about [[GottaCatchThemAll completing]] the [[{{Pokemon}} Pokedex]] by trading.

--GameFAQs user '''Jish''' on what he thinks about [[GottaCatchThemAll completing]] the [[{{Pokemon}} Pokedex]] by trading.