History Quotes / StalkerwithaCrush

->"I don't want to own you! I want to love you. I want you to remember that you love me."

-->-- ''Film/Darr''

-->-- '''Frollo''', ''WesternAnimation/{{The Hunchback of Notre Dame|Disney}}'', "Hellfire."

I've got you locked inside this room\\

-->--"Snow White Queen," ''Music/{{Evanescence}}.''

->''I'll be watching you;''

->"You might say I'd overdone it, and in truth, at that point, my love and I had not actually met. Ever the romantic, I followed her to her apartment. Loudly proclaiming my love, I drowned out her screams of protest. Sadly, it was not to be. So instead of smothering her with gifts, I simply smothered her."

->'''Sierra''': I called his aunt once. I pretended I was a telemarketer!\\
'''Noah''': Ooh, stalkerlicious.

->'''Leo''': Her T-Phone's still off. There's no way of tracing the signal.\\
'''Donnie''': Actually, she might be at the park. (quietly and angrily) On a date.\\

'''Raph''': And you know this how?\\
'''Donnie''': Um, maybe I was following her.\\
''(Leo facepalms)''\\
'''Mikey''': [[SarcasmMode Well, that's not creeptastic]].

->'''Sierra:''' I called his aunt once. I pretended I was a telemarketer!\\
'''Noah:''' Ooh, stalkerlicious.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'' World Tour

->''"Oh, mister Stalker, I have to go to the bathroom. You have to let me go to the bathroom. I know! You can watch me pee. That's what you want isn't it? ''Isn't it?!"

-->-- '''Frollo''', ''WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame'', "Hellfire."

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-->-- "Every Breath You Take", Music/ThePolice

->''Once again, the crazy lady skinny dipper was taken away for a psychiatric evaluation. I’m not a doctor, but I’m going to guess she was diagnosed with 90s Hunk Fever. I knew that [[Creator/KeanuReeves Neo still had the skills to drop panties faster than a bus driving with a bomb under it]], but DAMN! These women will straight-up home invade a bitch for a taste of Ted Logan’s wyld trouser stallyn! Don’t they realize they don’t need to be so crazy? Keanu is chill as fuck! I bet if you asked nicely, he’d invite you over and teach you some pants-less tai chi.''

->"Stalking is when a bird is ''obviously'' in love with you but won’t admit it to herself. So you have to follow her around, you know, bombard her with phone-calls, send her poems, [[BreadsEggsMilkSquick pour acid over her front door...]]"

->"Stalking is when a bird is ''obviously'' in love with you but won’t admit it to herself. So you have to follow her around, you know, bombard her with phone-calls, send her poems, [[BreadsAggMilkSquick pour acid over her front door...]]"

-->--'''Bugs and Lola Bunny''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLooneyTunesShow'' ("We're in Love")

->''"Don't worry, Yukki, I'll..."'' (moan) ''"...protect you."''
-->-- '''Yuno Gasai''', ''Manga/FutureDiary''

->''"Oh, mister Stalker, I have to go to the bathroom. You have to let me go to the bathroom. I know! You can watch me pee. That's what you want isn't it? ''Isn't it?!''"''

->''"Light BELONGS to me!"''
-->-- '''Misa''', ''Death Note''

->''"It doesn't matter that [[ComicBook/GhostSpider she]]'s her dimension's Spider-Person, she's still Gwen Stacy. She still belongs to me. She may not realize it yet, but I have always been her destiny."''

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->''Choose me or your pyre!''
->''Be mine, or you will burn!''
-->-- '''Frollo''', ''WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame'', "Hellfire."

->''"It's over, Beast - [[strike:time to die!]] Belle is MINE!"''
-->-- '''Gaston''', ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast''
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->''"Husband...negative. Children and a Labrador...negative. Tight little package...affirmative."''
-->-- '''Pat Healy''', ''Film/TheresSomethingAboutMary''

->''"I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter."''

->''It's just like when two people in love go for a long walk except one of them doesn't know they're being followed.''
->''Is spying as bad as it sounds? C'mon. They're in ''your'' thoughts. You're in ''their'' bushes. It all evens out.''
->''And it's a good way to protect your dumplin' from danger. Like the danger of meeting somebody better than you.''
->''And besides, isn't spying just another way of saying "I luv you so much I'm willing to invade your privacy to prove it"?''

->''"I see all of my ex-girlfriends. Well, not so much see as watch."''

->'''Ted:''' It's a meet-cute!\\
'''Lily:''' It's a stalk-crazy.\\
'''Ted:''' Look, there’s a fine line between love and insanity. It’s the Dobler-Dahmer Theory. [...] If both people are into each other, a big romantic gesture works, like Lloyd Dobler holding up the boom box outside Diane Court’s window in ''Film/SayAnything''. But if one person isn’t into the other the same gesture comes off serial killer-crazy. Or...Dahmer. [...] Whether a gesture’s charming or alarming depends on how it’s received. And I was charmed by Jeanette finding me, hence she’s a Dobler.

->''The law can’t stop my love\\
I’ll fit you like a glove\\
Restraining orders don’t scare me''
-->-- '''Robin Daggers''', “[[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JX-34oTvm8A P.S. I Love You]]”, ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''

->''"Commander La Forge, ever since I came on board, there seems to be something a little... peculiar about your attitude. You seem to know things about me, even though we've never met."''
-->-- '''Dr. Leah Brahms''', ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "Galaxy's Child"

-> ''"Stalking is when a bird is ''obviously'' in love with you but won’t admit it to herself. So you have to follow her around, you know, bombard her with phone-calls, send her poems, pour acid over her front door..."''

-> '''Jade''': Wait a minute. Sinjin?
-> '''Sinjin''': Hi, Jade.
-> '''Jade''': Where did you get that lamp?
-> '''Sinjin''': ''(pause)'' Um, at the lamp store.
-> '''Jade''': It looks exactly like the one in my den.
-> '''Sinjin''': Oh. Weird.
-> '''Jade''': Are you in my ''house''?!
-->-- ''Series/{{Victorious}}'', ''Wi-Fi in The Sky''

'''Mark:''' ...Right. The epigram on the Stalker's Manifesto.

->''My darling, you were meant for me.\\
Even though you don't agree,\\

And you might break my heart...\\

->''I will have you, yes I will have you''
->''I will find a way and I will have you''
->''Like a butterfly, a wild butterfly''
->''I will collect you and capture you''

->''I'm your biggest fan; I'll follow you until you love me.\\
Papa-paparazzi...\\
Baby you'll be famous chase you down until you love me\\

->''I'm gonna bring my love to you!\\
I'll be there no matter what ya do!\\
I'll drive a car or take the train\\
I'll come by bike or boat or plane\\
I'll ride a horse, I'll paddle a canoe\\
I'm gonna get to you! (Na na na na na na na!)\\
I'm gonna get to you! (Na na na na na na na!)\\
I'm gonna get to you! (Na na na na na na na!)\\
I'm gonna get to you! (Na na na na na na na!)\\
Just hop a bus, baby, I don't care!\\

There's no escape, ya just can't hide from me!\\
I'm gonna get to you! (Na na na na na na na!)\\
I'm gonna get to you! (Na na na na na na na!)\\
I'm gonna get to you! (Na na na na na na na!)\\
I'm gonna get to you! (Na na na na na na na!)\\
I'M GONNA GET TO YOU!''

->''You're the kind of joy I like to break.''
->''Now I must confess, I'm a complicated mess.''
->''With a bad attitude and a gun under my dress...''

->''"You have one missed call."''
-->-- '''ComicBook/TheJoker attempting to get in touch with Franchise/{{Batman}},''' ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity''

->''"Valentine's Day. Hearts and flowers. The perfect occasion to smother my new love with tokens of affection. I chose a dozen red roses, an assortment of truffles and a darling little lacy thing... Oh, excuse me. I didn't mean to be so intimate. *ahem*..."''
->''"You might say I'd overdone it, and in truth, at that point, my love and I had not actually met. Ever the romantic, I followed her to her apartment. Loudly proclaiming my love, I drowned out her screams of protest. Sadly, it was not to be. So instead of smothering her with gifts, I simply smothered her."''

->''"Alma covets you. She's a... coveter. You are like free pizza at an anime convention. She can ''smell'' you... and she wants to ''consume'' you."''

->'''[[Anime/{{Zambot 3}} Kappei Jin]]''': It's Touga's weird stalker! You're gonna have to go through me first!\\
'''[[Anime/{{Gravion}} Faye]]''': W-who's a stalker?\\
'''Kappei''': I dunno if he dumped you or what, but he's got his own problems right now! So you've got me instead!\\
'''Faye''': Dumped? Yes, in a sense, I was...\\
'''Kappei''': Seriously? I got it?\\
'''Faye''': Shut up! I don't want to hear your babbling in combat!
-->-- ''VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsZ''

->''"Senpai will be mine. He doesn't have a choice."''

->''I don't want to own you! I want to love you. I want you to remember that you love me.''

-> '''Sierra:''' Did you know that Cody slept with a stuffed emu named Jerry until he was... okay, he still does...
-> '''Noah:''' And you know this, how?
-> '''Sierra:''' I called his aunt once. I pretended I was a telemarketer!
-> '''Noah:''' Ooh, stalkerlicious.

->'''Donny:''' Actually, [April] might be at the park. On a date. (''The other Turtles freeze)''
->'''Raph:''' And you know this ''how''?
->'''Donny:''' Um, maybe I was...f-following her?
->'''Leo:''' ''(FacePalm)''
->'''Mikey:''' Well, that's not creep-tastic.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012''

->''"You're here? In my house? My Timmy-tracker must be malfunctioning."''
-->-- '''Tootie''', ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents''

->''"Literally the day after he was woken up at 4am by a woman in her mid-40s sitting in his library (or as he calls it, the room with books), the come-to-life shaka sign found another unwanted fan in his home...a woman entered Keanu’s home through an unlocked door and immediately stripped off her clothes and took a shower. Once she was done trying to wash off the crazy, she decided to take a naked swim in his pool. It was at this point that Keanu (who wasn’t at home, probably because he was still at the police station taking care of the first crazy lady situation) received a call from a cleaning crew in his house...So Keanu calmly thanked them for calling to let him know his house is now infested with crazy, and he called the police. Once again, the crazy lady skinny dipper was taken away for a psychiatric evaluation. I’m not a doctor, but I’m going to guess she was diagnosed with 90s Hunk Fever.\\
I knew that Neo still had the skills to drop panties faster than a bus driving with a bomb under it, but DAMN! These women will straight-up home invade a bitch for a taste of Ted Logan’s wyld trouser stallyn! Don’t they realize they don’t need to be so crazy? Keanu is chill as fuck! I bet if you asked nicely, he’d invite you over and teach you some pants-less tai chi."''

->''A secret admirer is the same as a stalker\\
With really nice stationery.''
-->-- '''Creator/DemetriMartin''', "Same and Different"