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-->-- '''The Monarch''', ''WesternAnimation/VentureBros''

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-->-- '''The Monarch''', ''WesternAnimation/VentureBros''
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->''"So what's all this crap about Levels? Level 10, Level 4, whatever? It's not that confusing, the EMA Level means Equally Matched Aggression Level. It all started with, that's right, the original Doctor Venture. See fifty years ago there was this freshman villain called Turnbuckle. No fancy car, no weapons, no clue, right. He shows up at the Venture compound and snatches Rusty from his playpen or whatever and demands a fight. The guy puts up his dukes like a total douche so the Action Man, because he's a full-on psycho, pistol whips him into the ground like a tentpole. And then this Turnbuckle, he looks up and says "Kiss my ass!" Click. Takes one right in the brain. Not equal. So they came up with this system: you have huge balls, a deadly partner, armoured headquarters, huge henchmen army and a flying car; you're like a Level Nine or Ten. If you just have a sidekick and enough to ride the New Jersey path train, you're a Four. Guess who's a Four?"''

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->''"So what's all this crap about Levels? Level 10, Level 4, whatever? It's not that confusing, the EMA Level means Equally Matched Aggression Level. It all started with, that's right, the original Doctor Venture. See fifty years ago there was this freshman villain called Turnbuckle. No fancy car, no weapons, no clue, right. He shows up at the Venture compound and snatches Rusty from his playpen or whatever and demands a fight. The guy puts up his dukes like a total douche so the Action Man, because he's a full-on psycho, pistol whips him into the ground like a tentpole. And then this Turnbuckle, he looks up and says "Kiss my ass!" Click. Takes one right in the brain. Not equal. So they came up with this system: you have huge balls, a deadly partner, armoured headquarters, huge henchmen army and a flying car; you're like a Level Nine or Ten. If you just have a sidekick and enough change to ride the New Jersey path train, you're a Four. Guess who's a Four?"''
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->''"So what's all this crap about Levels? Level 10, Level 4, whatever. It's not that confusing, the EMA Level means Equally Matched Aggression Level. It all started with, that's right, the original Doctor Venture. See fifty years ago there was this freshman villain called Turnbuckle. No fancy car, no weapons, no clue, right. He shows up at the Venture compound and snatches Rusty from his playpen or whatever and demands a fight. The guy puts up his dukes like a total douche so the Action Man, because he's a full-on psycho, pistol whips him into the ground like a tentpole. And then this Turnbuckle, he looks up and says "Kiss my ass!" Click. Takes one right in the brain. Not equal. So they came up with this system: you have huge balls, a deadly partner, armoured headquarters, huge henchmen army and a flying car; you're like a Level Nine or Ten. If you just have a sidekick and enough to ride the New Jersey path train, you're a Four. Guess who's a Four?"''

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->''"So what's all this crap about Levels? Level 10, Level 4, whatever. whatever? It's not that confusing, the EMA Level means Equally Matched Aggression Level. It all started with, that's right, the original Doctor Venture. See fifty years ago there was this freshman villain called Turnbuckle. No fancy car, no weapons, no clue, right. He shows up at the Venture compound and snatches Rusty from his playpen or whatever and demands a fight. The guy puts up his dukes like a total douche so the Action Man, because he's a full-on psycho, pistol whips him into the ground like a tentpole. And then this Turnbuckle, he looks up and says "Kiss my ass!" Click. Takes one right in the brain. Not equal. So they came up with this system: you have huge balls, a deadly partner, armoured headquarters, huge henchmen army and a flying car; you're like a Level Nine or Ten. If you just have a sidekick and enough to ride the New Jersey path train, you're a Four. Guess who's a Four?"''
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->''"So what's all this crap about Levels? Level 10, Level 4, whatever. It's not that confusing, the EMA Level means Equally Matched Aggression Level. It all started with, that's right, the original Doctor Venture. See fifty years ago there was this freshman villain called Turnbuckle. No fancy car, no weapons, no clue, right. He shows up at the Venture compound and snatches Rusty from his playpen or whatever and demands a fight. The guy puts up his dukes like a total douche so the Action Man, because he's a full-on psycho, pistol whips him into the ground like a tentpole. And then this Turnbuckle, he looks up and says "Kiss my ass!" Click. Takes one right in the brain. Not equal. So they came up with this system: you have huge balls, a deadly partner, armoured headquarters, huge henchmen army and a flying car; you're like a Level Nine or Ten. If you just have a sidekick and enough to ride the New Jersey path train, you're a Four. Guess who's a Four?"''
-->-- '''The Monarch''', ''WesternAnimation/VentureBros''
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->''"Goku and Piccolo get almost wrecked by Raditz, who is nothing when compared to Nappa, who is nothing when compared to Vegeta, who is nothing compared to Frieza, who is nothing compared to Trunks, '''who is nothing compared to the Androids, who are nothing compared to Cell, WHO ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO BUU--''' you get the idea."''
-->-- [[https://youtube.com/shorts/mNT-MOfEC1c?feature=shared "DBZ in 18 Minutes"]] by '''Creator/MasakoX'''
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->'''Wally:''' I've decided to dabble in crime. I need some henchmen. Are you in?\\
'''Asok:''' What does a henchman do?\\
'''Wally:''' A henchman's job is to be gunned down in reverse order to his importance.\\
'''Asok:''' How important am I?\\
'''Wally:''' I wouldn't pack a lunch for orientation day.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'', strip for May 12, 2009
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->''"I mean our lives have felt like stages. And bosses. Trent. Chaos Theosis. Eugene and those guys. Harder to deal with each time. And here we are again. After death. Somehow. Who's the boss this time? I'm worried. I think something bad's coming. Really bad.''"
-->--'''Arbiter''', ''WebVideo/ArbyNTheChief''

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--> -- '''[[ArcVillain Devimon]]''',''Anime/DigimonAdventure''


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--> -- '''[[ArcVillain Devimon]]''',''Anime/DigimonAdventure''

Devimon]]''', ''Anime/DigimonAdventure''




--> -- '''[[StarterVillain Raditz]]''',''Anime/DragonBallZ''

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--> -- '''[[StarterVillain Raditz]]''',''Anime/DragonBallZ''
Raditz]]''', ''Anime/DragonBallZ''

->'''Prokopetz''': It’s like, you beat the Devil himself? Well, now you’ve gotta fight the Devil’s cousin Phil, who has conveniently gone entirely unmentioned up until now, but he’s totally twice as evil.\\
'''Prokopetz''': That last paragraph was literally supposed to be the most ridiculous hypothetical example I could think of, [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder and people are messaging me to say “his name was Metatron, not Phil”]]. [[GivingUpOnLogic I can't even make fun of]] [[Series/{{Supernatural}} this show.]]
-->-- [[https://prokopetz.tumblr.com/post/139767733802/prokopetz-kazorus-prokopetz-every-time David J. Prokopetz]] on "Redneck ''Anime/DragonBallZ''"
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'''Zordon:''' Right now, that is the ''least'' of my concerns. My Rangers are still maturing as a team. And Lord Zedd, while formidable, was an adversary I was confident they could handle. Now...'''something'' will replace him. [...] You came to the aid of my Rangers, and for that, you have my gratitude. However, your actions may have inadvertantly accelerated an attack on Earth for which we are ''grossly unprepared.''

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'''Zordon:''' Right now, that is the ''least'' of my concerns. My Rangers are still maturing as a team. And Lord Zedd, while formidable, was an adversary I was confident they could handle. Now...'''something'' ''something'' will replace him. [...] You came to the aid of my Rangers, and for that, you have my gratitude. However, your actions may have inadvertantly accelerated an attack on Earth for which we are ''grossly unprepared.''

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