History Quotes / SoreLoser

-> '''Marie:''' You pirates are a bunch of cheats!
-> '''Callie:''' Avast, me hearties! Sore loser off the port bow!

->''[Pearl wins her third Splatfest in a row]''
->'''Pearl:''' YAYERRRRRRR!
->'''Marina:''' Ugh... Again?!
->'''Pearl:''' Stick a fork in 'em, we rip spoons outta mouths, stick a cork in 'em! It's a sign of the tines... The finest minds couldn't line these rhymes with same shine as mines, I'm—
->'''Marina:''' OMG. SHUT UP ALREADY, PEARL.
->''[Both react in StunnedSilence]''
->'''Pearl:''' Jeez, Reena...
->'''Marina:''' Sorry. I'm just getting sick of losing these things. That's three in a row!

->'''Baz:''' No way! Not even my best moves could faze you!
->'''Shovel Knight:''' Well fought. If you can accept defeat like a true knight, you'll always have your dignity.
->'''Baz:''' Now they'll never let me into the Order! Never ever ever! ''Wahhhhhhhhh!''

-->-- Clair, ''VideoGame/PokemonGoldAndSilver''

-> I won't admit this. I may have lost, but you're still not ready for the Pokemon League. I know, you should take the "Dragon User's Challenge." Behind this Gym is a place called the "Dragon's Den". There is a small shrine in the centre. Go there. If you can prove that you've lost your lazy ideals, I will recognize you as a trainer worthy of a Pokemon Badge!

-> '''Rick Stanton:''' I knew it, man! The vortex was a tunnel
into the HollowEarth. It's a subterranean tunnel system that-that connects the entire planet. Doesn't matter. I knew I was right. I told you, Chen!\\

->Oh, ''fuck this.'' I could have just [[EarthShatteringKaboom done this from the beginning]]. Instead I thought I'd have some fun, throw a tournament, but ''fuck you!'' '''[[RageQuit SUCK MY PERFECT DICK!]]'''
-->--'''Perfect Cell''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', when he starts losing to Gohan.

->'''Chess instructor''': Checkmate. You ''are'' improving! For a moment there I thought you'd beat me.\\
'''Tannhäuser''': You were right. [bludgeons him with a candlestick]
-->--''Series/BulletInTheFace''

->You people have won the Worst Fans on the Fucking Planet title belt for 30 years in a row. [[UnsportsmanlikeGloating You're horrible when you win]], and you're especially horrible when you lose—i.e., when you get to drive more nails into your wrists and drag your stupid crosses from WEEI to WBZ and back again. Even in good times, you assholes show off your losses like a kindergartener showing off a booboo. ''THIS IS THE SKINNED KNUCKLE I GAWT WHEN TYREE MADE THAT LUCKY CATCH! [[HollywoodNewEngland SOME SCAHHHHHS NEVAH HEAL!]]''
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-new-england-patriots-1238962098 Drew Magary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2013: New England Patriots"

->So this is how the great Commander Zhao acts in defeat? Disgraceful. Even in exile, my nephew is more honorable than you.
-->--'''Iroh''', after Zhao just tried to attack Zuko from behind, ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

->"I still can't believe I lost again!" the redhead mumbled out of the blue.\\
Again...\\
"Asuka, we're alone." Shinji yawned. "Misato left while you were taking a shower."\\
"So what?"\\
He gave her a curious look. It had been a while since he had seen her grumpy like this, at least without just acting it. "You're not saying that you still take something like that so personally, are you?"\\
"And what if I do?" she grumbled and rolled on her side, turning away from him.\\
"Oh, Asuka..." He chuckled at her behavior. For someone who had always thought of herself as mature, she sure had kept some childish attitudes even after actually going through adulthood. At least that's what he hoped it was...
-->-- ''Fanfic/TheSecondTry''

->There's a couple of things they don't teach you in Harvard Business School. One is how to cope with defeat, the other is how to handle a shotgun. I'm going to do both right now.
-->-- '''Russ Cargill''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsonsMovie''

-> '''Marie:''' You pirates are a bunch of cheats!
-> '''Callie:''' Avast, me hearties! Sore loser off the port bow!
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon}}''

->''[Pearl wins her third Splatfest in a row]''
->'''Pearl:''' YAYERRRRRRR!
->'''Marina:''' Ugh... Again?!
->'''Pearl:''' Stick a fork in 'em, we rip spoons outta mouths, stick a cork in 'em! It's a sign of the tines... The finest minds couldn't line these rhymes with same shine as mines, I'm—
->'''Marina:''' OMG. SHUT UP ALREADY, PEARL.
->''[Both react in StunnedSilence]''
->'''Pearl:''' Jeez, Reena...
->'''Marina:''' Sorry. I'm just getting sick of losing these things. That's three in a row!
-->-- ''VideoGame/Splatoon2''

->[[BigWhat WHAT!?]] HOW...HOW DARE YOU SULLY MY RECORD!!!
-->--'''Ritchee upon losing a Spy Cards game''', ''VideoGame/BugFables''

->''"I'm pissed... I'm not happy at all. I chose the team that I wanted, I thought they would help me win and in fact, they helped me lose, so you know, thanks a lot guys. You will never get a job in any city I work, I'm gonna definitely blackball you guys 'cause you guys fucked me so royally tonight."''
-->-- '''Russell Kook''', ''Series/HellsKitchen''

->You people have won the Worst Fans on the Fucking Planet title belt for 30 years in a row. [[UnsportsmanlikeGloating You're horrible when you win]], and you're [[SoreLoser especially horrible when you lose]]—i.e., when you get to drive more nails into your wrists and drag your stupid crosses from WEEI to WBZ and back again. Even in good times, you assholes show off your losses like a kindergartener showing off a booboo. ''THIS IS THE SKINNED KNUCKLE I GAWT WHEN TYREE MADE THAT LUCKY CATCH! [[HollywoodNewEngland SOME SCAHHHHHS NEVAH HEAL!]]''

-->--'''Perfect Cell''', ''WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged'', when he starts losing to Gohan.

->'''Death''': [[ChessWithDeath You must play me again.]]\\

'''Death''': Um, [[BestOutOfInfinity best two out of three.]]\\

-->--''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality''

->You people have won the Worst Fans on the Fucking Planet title belt for 30 years in a row. You're horrible when you win, and you're [[SoreLoser especially horrible when you lose]]—i.e., when you get to drive more nails into your wrists and drag your stupid crosses from WEEI to WBZ and back again. Even in good times, you assholes show off your losses like a kindergartener showing off a booboo. ''THIS IS THE SKINNED KNUCKLE I GAWT WHEN TYREE MADE THAT LUCKY CATCH! [[HollywoodNewEngland SOME SCAHHHHHS NEVAH HEAL!]]''

-->--'''Iroh''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

-->'''Calvin''': You win? AAUGGHH! You won ''last'' time! I hate it when you win! AARGGH! MFF! GNNK! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! AGHHH! WHAT A STUPID GAME! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mind-meld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn't want to play this idiotic game in the ''first'' place! '''I''' knew you'd cheat! '''I''' knew you'd win!

->Okay, ''fuck this.'' I could have just [[EarthShatteringKaboom done this from the beginning]]. Instead I thought I'd have some fun, throw a tournament, but ''fuck you!'' '''[[RageQuit SUCK MY PERFECT DICK!]]'''

-->--'''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality'''

-->--'''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality]]'''