History Quotes / SlapSlapKiss

19th Jun '15 8:06:05 AM wootzits
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->-- ''LightNovel/ZeroNoTsukaima''

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->-- ''LightNovel/ZeroNoTsukaima''
''LightNovel/TheFamiliarOfZero''
24th May '15 9:09:43 PM nombretomado
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-->--''Film/HowToTrainYourDragon''

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-->--''Film/HowToTrainYourDragon''
-->--''WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon''
5th Apr '15 5:35:03 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''[[TooKinkyToTorture Shinra Kishitani]]''', ''{{Durarara}}''

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-->-- '''[[TooKinkyToTorture Shinra Kishitani]]''', ''{{Durarara}}''
''{{LightNovel/Durarara}}''
29th Jan '15 12:51:55 PM johnnyfog
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'''[[BlondeRepublicanSexKitten Dr. Mary Phillips:]]''' Some people ''wanna'' be exploited! [[DastardlyWhiplash all Like factory workers!]] Others wanna be degraded... (breathing heavily) ...I mean, really, ''really'' degraded... like a '''liberal''' having his way with you. God, it makes me feel so ''dirty!''\\

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'''[[BlondeRepublicanSexKitten Dr. Mary Phillips:]]''' Some people ''wanna'' be exploited! [[DastardlyWhiplash all Like factory workers!]] Others wanna be degraded... (breathing heavily) ...I mean, really, ''really'' degraded... like a '''liberal''' having his way with you. God, it makes me feel so ''dirty!''\\
29th Jan '15 12:50:38 PM johnnyfog
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'''Peyton:''' [-Ahem, speak more slowly, dear.-]

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'''Peyton:''' [-Ahem, speak talk more slowly, slowly please, dear.-]



'''Dana:''' Problem is, that's not all you want to do with me right now, is it?\\

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'''Dana:''' Problem is, that's not all you want to do with me right now, is it?\\it?
29th Jan '15 12:49:50 PM johnnyfog
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->''"And how could you think it was okay to just leave like that?! Because it was NOT!! Agh! Abandon me again and it will not be pretty! Now... get over here, you big lug. I'm not really mad, I just missed you."''

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->''"And ->''The Chief met a friend today from long ago. \\
Their relationship's always tough\\
With all of their babbling\\
And two-fisted squabbling,\\
[[GetARoom You'd think they'd get married 'n stuff]]''
-->--Li'l Cactus, ''VideoGame/SwordOfMana''

->''I simply hate her, cannot stand the cow.\\
I grab her coat, her petticoat and dress\\
and vow Iíll trade them in for more -- or less.\\
Arms folded, "Hereís the Anti-Christ," cries she\\
and swears by Jesusí death this will not be.\\
At this I land her one to make her pray\\
some more, and on her nose some two or three --\\
at our little brothel, trading every day.''
-->-- '''François Villon''', ''Ballad of the Fat Margot''

->And
how could you think it was okay to just leave like that?! Because it was NOT!! Agh! Abandon me again and it will not be pretty! Now... get over here, you big lug. I'm not really mad, I just missed you."''



->''Fan-dabby-dozy. Now then, Bollinger Knickers, you gonna kiss me or punch me?"
-->--[[AshesToAshes Gene Hunt]]

->"That punch was a substitute for our marriage kiss, okay?"

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->''Fan-dabby-dozy. ->Fan-dabby-dozy. Now then, Bollinger Knickers, you gonna kiss me or punch me?"
-->--[[AshesToAshes
me.
-->--'''[[AshesToAshes
Gene Hunt]]

->"That
Hunt]]'''

->That
punch was a substitute for our marriage kiss, okay?"okay?



->'''[[BourgeoisBohemian Dr. Peyton Phillips:]]''' Porno is the exploitation of women!\\
'''[[BlondeRepublicanSexKitten Dr. Mary Phillips:]]''' Some people ''wanna'' be exploited! [[DastardlyWhiplash all Like factory workers!]] Others wanna be degraded... (breathing heavily) ...I mean, really, ''really'' degraded... like a '''liberal''' having his way with you. God, it makes me feel so ''dirty!''\\
'''Peyton:''' [-Ahem, speak more slowly, dear.-]
-->--''I Say, You Say'', ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas''



-- ''SportsNight''

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-- -->-- ''SportsNight''



->The Chief met a friend today from long ago.
->Their relationship's always tough.
->With all of their babbling
->And two-fisted squabbling,
->You'd think they'd get married 'n stuff.
-->--Li'l Cactus, ''VideoGame/SwordOfMana''

->But sometimes donít we have a flaming row
->when little Margot turns in penniless!
->I simply hate her, cannot stand the cow.
->I grab her coat, her petticoat and dress
->and vow Iíll trade them in for more -- or less.
->Arms folded, "Hereís the Anti-Christ," cries she
->and swears by Jesusí death this will not be.
->At this I land her one to make her pray
->some more, and on her nose some two or three --
->at our little brothel, trading every day.

->Then peace descends, she blows me a great fart --
->no dung-beetle was ever stuffed so full.
->Laughing she sits astride my private part,
->"Go! Go!" she says and works me like a bull ...
->Both of us drunk -- we sleep out of our skull
->and, waking, when her quim begins to stir
->she mounts me -- I mustnít miss a taste of her!
->I groan beneath her, flattened like the hay.
->Her shaggingíll be the death of me, I swear,
->at our little brothel, trading every day.
-->-- '''François Villon''', ''Ballad of the Fat Margot''



->'''Saito''': "Why would anyone want to serve under the flat chested Louise the Zero?"
->'''Louise''': "Then why don't you just leave then!?"
->'''Saito''': [[WhamLine "Because I love you!"]]

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->'''Saito''': "Why would anyone want to serve under the flat chested Louise the Zero?"
->'''Louise''':
Zero?"\\
'''Louise''':
"Then why don't you just leave then!?"
->'''Saito''':
then!?"\\
'''Saito''':
[[WhamLine "Because I love you!"]]



->'''Bulma:''' Don't you call me stupid!
->'''Vegeta:''' Okay, then how about bitch!
->'''Bulma:''' Arrogant dick!
->'''Vegeta:''' Spoiled sow!
->'''Bulma:''' Fuck you!
->'''Vegeta:''' Fuck ''you''!
->'''Bulma:''' ''Fuck you!''
->'''Vegeta:''' '''FUCK! YOU!'''
->[{{Beat}}]
->'''Bulma:''' My room, ten minutes.
->[{{Beat}}]
->[Cut to SexyDiscretionShot]

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->'''Bulma:''' Don't you call me stupid!
->'''Vegeta:'''
stupid!\\
'''Vegeta:'''
Okay, then how about bitch!
->'''Bulma:'''
bitch!\\
'''Bulma:'''
Arrogant dick!
->'''Vegeta:'''
dick!\\
'''Vegeta:'''
Spoiled sow!
->'''Bulma:'''
sow!\\
'''Bulma:'''
Fuck you!
->'''Vegeta:'''
you!\\
'''Vegeta:'''
Fuck ''you''!
->'''Bulma:'''
''you''!\\
'''Bulma:'''
''Fuck you!''
->'''Vegeta:'''
you!''\\
'''Vegeta:'''
'''FUCK! YOU!'''
->[{{Beat}}]
->'''Bulma:'''
YOU!'''\\
[{{Beat}}]\\
'''Bulma:'''
My room, ten minutes.
->[{{Beat}}]
->[Cut to SexyDiscretionShot]
minutes.



-->-- ''VisualNovel/SteinsGate''

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-->-- ''VisualNovel/SteinsGate''''VisualNovel/SteinsGate''
----
9th May '14 7:59:08 AM Angeldeb82
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->'''Kurisu:''' Generous for ''you'', maybe. Me? I'm [[YumYum one banana comment]] away from fight or flight.

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->'''Kurisu:''' Generous for ''you'', maybe. Me? I'm [[YumYum [[EroticEating one banana comment]] away from fight or flight.
15th Sep '13 5:36:31 AM SeptimusHeap
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->'''Kurisu:''' [[MyNameIsNotDurwood That isn't my name]], you nutjob.

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->'''Kurisu:''' [[MyNameIsNotDurwood [[AccidentalMisnaming That isn't my name]], you nutjob.
10th Aug '13 8:05:24 AM KamenRiderOokalf
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-->--Li'l Cactus, ''SwordOfMana''

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-->--Li'l Cactus, ''SwordOfMana''
''VideoGame/SwordOfMana''
4th Jun '13 1:53:12 PM Sparkysharps
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-->--''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged''

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-->--''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged''-->--''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged''

->'''Okabe:''' Now, you have no qualms about my generous conditions, right?
->'''Kurisu:''' Generous for ''you'', maybe. Me? I'm [[YumYum one banana comment]] away from fight or flight.
->'''Okabe:''' You haven't said no, ''Christina''.
->'''Kurisu:''' [[MyNameIsNotDurwood That isn't my name]], you nutjob.
->'''Okabe:''' Oh, right, you're the ''zombie''.
->'''Kurisu:''' How would ''you'' like it, Hououin ''[[MaliciousMisnaming Carcinoma]]?''
->'''Okabe:''' ''Kyouma.'' Watch your tongue, banana mouth!
->'''Daru:''' In the movies, this is when you two'd get ''biz-zay.''
-->-- ''VisualNovel/SteinsGate''
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