History Quotes / SesquipedalianLoquaciousness

18th Oct '15 11:33:41 AM nombretomado
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-->--'''Mojo Jojo''', ''WesternAnimation/The PowerpuffGirls'' (episode "Mo' Linguish")
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-->--'''Mojo Jojo''', ''WesternAnimation/The PowerpuffGirls'' ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'' (episode "Mo' Linguish")
29th Sep '15 11:59:11 AM Thepenguinking2
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->"Why, you brazenly avaricious, duplicitous, larcenous ursine!" -->'''[[GeniusBruiser Bentley]]''', ''VideoGame/SpyroYearOfTheDragon''
17th Sep '15 2:53:57 AM Odon
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->"I need you to translate Finch's instructions on how to destroy the virus. Dude never met a five-syllable word he didn't like." -->'''Shaw''', ''Series/PersonOfInterest''
19th Feb '15 3:07:59 PM TVRulezAgain
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-->--''{{TreasurePlanet}}''
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-->--''{{TreasurePlanet}}'' -->--''Disney/{{TreasurePlanet}}''
24th Jan '15 2:43:51 AM NeoChaos
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-> '''Sir Humphrey:''' "Prime Minister, I must protest in the strongest possible terms my profound opposition to a newly instituted practice which imposes severe and intolerable restrictions upon the ingress and egress of senior members of the hierarchy and which will, in all probability, should the current deplorable innovation be perpetuated, precipitate a constriction of the channels of communication, and culminate in a condition of organisational atrophy and administrative paralysis which will render effectively impossible the coherent and co-ordinated discharge of the functions of government within Her Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland!" -> '''Jim Hacker:''' "You mean you've lost your key?"
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-> '''Sir Humphrey:''' "Prime Minister, I must protest in the strongest possible terms my profound opposition to a newly instituted practice which imposes severe and intolerable restrictions upon the ingress and egress of senior members of the hierarchy and which will, in all probability, should the current deplorable innovation be perpetuated, precipitate a constriction of the channels of communication, and culminate in a condition of organisational atrophy and administrative paralysis which will render effectively impossible the coherent and co-ordinated discharge of the functions of government within Her Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland!" -> Ireland!"\\ '''Jim Hacker:''' "You mean you've lost your key?"
18th Jan '15 12:04:10 PM NeoChaos
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-->'''[[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince [=McMahon=]]]:''' [[Wrestling/{{TripleH}} Hunter]] has injured his prominent proboscis.[[note]]After being slingshotted in from the apron into the ring.[[/note]]\\
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-->'''[[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon ->'''[[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince [=McMahon=]]]:''' [[Wrestling/{{TripleH}} Hunter]] has injured his prominent proboscis.[[note]]After being slingshotted in from the apron into the ring.[[/note]]\\

->'''{{Wolverine}}''': "[[VerbalTic Hey bub]], I'm a [[Creator/MarvelComics Marvel]]." ->'''[[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Doctor Manhattan]]''': "At this point, I am obligated to inform you that I am a [[DCComics DC]] in order to differentiate between our companies. However, both companies exist in the same plane of reality, both contains the same number of particles. Structurally, there is no discernible differences." ->*{{Beat}}* ->'''Wolverine''': [[LampshadeHanging Wow, who wouldn't pay to see that for 3 hours]]?
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->'''{{Wolverine}}''': "[[VerbalTic Hey bub]], I'm a [[Creator/MarvelComics Marvel]]." ->'''[[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} "\\ '''[[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Doctor Manhattan]]''': "At this point, I am obligated to inform you that I am a [[DCComics DC]] in order to differentiate between our companies. However, both companies exist in the same plane of reality, both contains the same number of particles. Structurally, there is no discernible differences." ->*{{Beat}}* ->'''Wolverine''': "\\ *{{Beat}}*\\ '''Wolverine''': [[LampshadeHanging Wow, who wouldn't pay to see that for 3 hours]]?
18th Jan '15 12:02:58 PM NeoChaos
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->'''Barney''': I'm telling you: Within three days... ->'''Lily''': Oh, here he comes-- switch to big words. ->'''Barney''': Within a triad of solar periods, you'll recognize your dearth of compatibility with your paramour and conclude your association. ->'''Robin''': My journey was transformative, and I reassert my commitment to both the aforementioned paramour, and the philosophies he espouses. ->'''[[RomanticFalseLead Gael]]''': What are we talking of? Baseball? ->'''Barney''': This is all going to return to masticate you in the gluteals. Support my hypothesis, Ted. ->'''Ted''': [[IJustWantMyBelovedToBeHappy I'm just jubilant my former paramour is jubilant.]]
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->'''Barney''': I'm telling you: Within three days... ->'''Lily''': days...\\ '''Lily''': Oh, here he comes-- switch to big words. ->'''Barney''': words.\\ '''Barney''': Within a triad of solar periods, you'll recognize your dearth of compatibility with your paramour and conclude your association. ->'''Robin''': association.\\ '''Robin''': My journey was transformative, and I reassert my commitment to both the aforementioned paramour, and the philosophies he espouses. ->'''[[RomanticFalseLead espouses.\\ '''[[RomanticFalseLead Gael]]''': What are we talking of? Baseball? ->'''Barney''': Baseball?\\ '''Barney''': This is all going to return to masticate you in the gluteals. Support my hypothesis, Ted. ->'''Ted''': Ted.\\ '''Ted''': [[IJustWantMyBelovedToBeHappy I'm just jubilant my former paramour is jubilant.]]

-->'''Mojo Jojo''', ''WesternAnimation/The PowerpuffGirls'' (episode "Mo' Linguish")
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-->'''Mojo -->--'''Mojo Jojo''', ''WesternAnimation/The PowerpuffGirls'' (episode "Mo' Linguish")

->'''Helen:''' Are you going to let me speak? ->'''Yale:''' Of course dear, I'm just allowing you time to formulate your thoughts into a coherent structure. ->'''Helen:''' [[LampshadeHanging Look at him. How could anyone put up with that?]]
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->'''Helen:''' Are you going to let me speak? ->'''Yale:''' speak?\\ '''Yale:''' Of course dear, I'm just allowing you time to formulate your thoughts into a coherent structure. ->'''Helen:''' structure.\\ '''Helen:''' [[LampshadeHanging Look at him. How could anyone put up with that?]]

->'''Captain Amelia''': [to Doppler] Let me make this as... monosyllabic as possible. I... don't much care for this crew you hired. They're... [to Arrow] how did I describe them, Arrow? I said something rather good this morning before coffee. ->'''Mr. Arrow:''' 'A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots,' ma'am. ->'''Captain Amelia:''' [to Doppler] There you go, poetry.
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->'''Captain Amelia''': [to Doppler] Let me make this as... monosyllabic as possible. I... don't much care for this crew you hired. They're... [to Arrow] how did I describe them, Arrow? I said something rather good this morning before coffee. ->'''Mr. coffee.\\ '''Mr. Arrow:''' 'A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots,' ma'am. ->'''Captain ma'am.\\ '''Captain Amelia:''' [to Doppler] There you go, poetry.

->'''Elizabeth:''' Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal. ->'''Barbossa:''' There were a lot of long words in there, Miss. We're naught but humble pirates! What is it that you want? ->'''Elizabeth:''' I want you to leave and never come back. ->'''Barbossa:''' I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. ->'''Elizabeth:''' ... ->'''Barbossa:''' Means "no".
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->'''Elizabeth:''' Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal. ->'''Barbossa:''' Royal.\\ '''Barbossa:''' There were a lot of long words in there, Miss. We're naught but humble pirates! What is it that you want? ->'''Elizabeth:''' want?\\ '''Elizabeth:''' I want you to leave and never come back. ->'''Barbossa:''' back.\\ '''Barbossa:''' I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. ->'''Elizabeth:''' ... ->'''Barbossa:''' request.\\ '''Elizabeth:''' ...\\ '''Barbossa:''' Means "no".

!!!RealLife

--> --'''Crow T. Robot''', ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E22TeenageCrimeWave Mystery Science Theater 3000: Teenage Crime Wave]]''
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--> --'''Crow -->--'''Crow T. Robot''', ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E22TeenageCrimeWave Mystery Science Theater 3000: Teenage Crime Wave]]''

->'''Piccolo''': Listen up, runt! Today we're going to commence your intense training under me. ->'''Gohan''': But wait. Wouldn't that cause horrible muscle degeneration for somebody my age, crippling me for years to come? ->'''Piccolo''': ... you're a wordy little bastard, aren't you?
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->'''Piccolo''': Listen up, runt! Today we're going to commence your intense training under me. ->'''Gohan''': me.\\ '''Gohan''': But wait. Wouldn't that cause horrible muscle degeneration for somebody my age, crippling me for years to come? ->'''Piccolo''': ...come?\\ '''Piccolo''': ... you're a wordy little bastard, aren't you?

->'''Lorenz:''' My monumental thoughts' manifestations - which are realized in the form of sentences - are not always acceptable for your limited mental capabilities. The continuity of our dialogue is therefore interrupted. Synthesis of arguments does not occur. ->'''Neon:''' ...[[LaymansTerms say what]]? What am I doing here? ->'''Lorenz:''' Good question. But far from being the most relevant one. A more interesting one would be what am '''I''' doing here [[LampshadeHanging sitting on chairmats, without a bed, table or food]]. Or - as you would notice - without a [[OminousMultipleScreens detailed TV program guide]] either.
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->'''Lorenz:''' My monumental thoughts' manifestations - which are realized in the form of sentences - are not always acceptable for your limited mental capabilities. The continuity of our dialogue is therefore interrupted. Synthesis of arguments does not occur. ->'''Neon:''' ...occur.\\ '''Neon:''' ...[[LaymansTerms say what]]? What am I doing here? ->'''Lorenz:''' here?\\ '''Lorenz:''' Good question. But far from being the most relevant one. A more interesting one would be what am '''I''' doing here [[LampshadeHanging sitting on chairmats, without a bed, table or food]]. Or - as you would notice - without a [[OminousMultipleScreens detailed TV program guide]] either.

->'''Teddy Bridgewater:''' Tsk tsk, my fine Houston fellows. There’s no need to lament the misfortune you suffered during that fateful selection process. Your failure to secure my services for your gridiron endeavors is in the past now, like so much "water under the bridge." Tee-hee. I hope you rascals enjoyed my oh-so-clever wordplay on that comment. Oh, but I do enjoy a hearty pun. ->'''Jay Cutler:''' What the hell is he babbling about? ->'''Colin Kaepernick:''' [[LampshadeHanging I think this Bridgewater idiot wants his “thing” to be, “Guy that talks like he’s gargling a thesaurus.”]]
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->'''Teddy Bridgewater:''' Tsk tsk, my fine Houston fellows. There’s no need to lament the misfortune you suffered during that fateful selection process. Your failure to secure my services for your gridiron endeavors is in the past now, like so much "water under the bridge." Tee-hee. I hope you rascals enjoyed my oh-so-clever wordplay on that comment. Oh, but I do enjoy a hearty pun. ->'''Jay pun.\\ '''Jay Cutler:''' What the hell is he babbling about? ->'''Colin about?\\ '''Colin Kaepernick:''' [[LampshadeHanging I think this Bridgewater idiot wants his “thing” to be, “Guy that talks like he’s gargling a thesaurus.”]]
8th Oct '14 1:43:59 AM johnnyfog
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->''"Tuvok knows the term ''Déjà vu'' and yet goes out of his way to baffle Mister Kim by terming it paradoxical state dependant associated phenomenon. [[ScrewYouElves What a twat.]]"''
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->''"Tuvok knows the term ''Déjà vu'' and yet goes out of his way to baffle Mister Kim by terming it paradoxical ''paradoxical state dependant associated phenomenon.phenomenon''. [[ScrewYouElves What a twat.]]"''
8th Oct '14 1:43:23 AM johnnyfog
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->''"Scintillate, scintillate diminutive stellar orb,\\
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->''"Scintillate, scintillate scintillate, diminutive stellar orb,\\

A gem of purest carbon, set solitaire in a university of space."''
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A gem of purest carbon, set solitaire in a university of space."''space"''
8th Oct '14 1:42:46 AM johnnyfog
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-> '''Sir Humphrey:''' "I wonder if I might crave your momentary indulgence in order to discharge a by no means disagreeable obligation which has, over the years, become more or less established practice in government service as we approach the terminal period of the year -- calendar, of course, not financial -- in fact, not to put too fine a point on it, Week Fifty-One -- and submit to you, with all appropriate deference, for your consideration at a convenient juncture, a sincere and sanguine expectation -- indeed confidence -- indeed one might go so far as to say hope -- that the aforementioned period may be, at the end of the day, when all relevant factors have been taken into consideration, susceptible to being deemed to be such as to merit a final verdict of having been by no means unsatisfactory in its overall outcome and, in the final analysis, to give grounds for being judged, on mature reflection, to have been conducive to generating a degree of gratification which will be seen in retrospect to have been significantly higher than the general average." -> ({{Beat}}) -> '''Jim Hacker:''' "Are you trying to say "Happy Christmas," Humphrey?" -> '''Sir Humphrey:''' "Yes, Minister." -->--''Series/YesMinister'', "Party Games" (the [[ChristmasEpisode Christmas Special]]) -> '''Sir Humphrey:''' "Prime Minister, I must protest in the strongest possible terms my profound opposition to a newly instituted practice which imposes severe and intolerable restrictions upon the ingress and egress of senior members of the hierarchy and which will, in all probability, should the current deplorable innovation be perpetuated, precipitate a constriction of the channels of communication, and culminate in a condition of organisational atrophy and administrative paralysis which will render effectively impossible the coherent and co-ordinated discharge of the functions of government within Her Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland!" -> '''Jim Hacker:''' "You mean you've lost your key?" -->--''[[Series/YesMinister Yes, Prime Minister]]'' ->''Which is to say, how it goes \\
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-> '''Sir Humphrey:''' "I wonder if I might crave your momentary indulgence in order to discharge a by no means disagreeable obligation which has, over the years, become more or less established practice in government service as we approach the terminal period of the year -- calendar, of course, not financial -- in fact, not to put too fine a point on it, Week Fifty-One -- and submit to you, with all appropriate deference, for your consideration at a convenient juncture, a sincere and sanguine expectation -- indeed confidence -- indeed one might go so far as to say hope -- that the aforementioned period may be, at the end of the day, when all relevant factors have been taken into consideration, susceptible to being deemed to be such as to merit a final verdict of having been by no means unsatisfactory in its overall outcome and, in the final analysis, to give grounds for being judged, on mature reflection, to have been conducive to generating a degree of gratification which will be seen in retrospect to have been significantly higher than the general average." -> ({{Beat}}) -> '''Jim Hacker:''' "Are you trying to say "Happy Christmas," Humphrey?" -> '''Sir Humphrey:''' "Yes, Minister." -->--''Series/YesMinister'', "Party Games" (the [[ChristmasEpisode Christmas Special]]) -> '''Sir Humphrey:''' "Prime Minister, I must protest in the strongest possible terms my profound opposition to a newly instituted practice which imposes severe and intolerable restrictions upon the ingress and egress of senior members of the hierarchy and which will, in all probability, should the current deplorable innovation be perpetuated, precipitate a constriction of the channels of communication, and culminate in a condition of organisational atrophy and administrative paralysis which will render effectively impossible the coherent and co-ordinated discharge of the functions of government within Her Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland!" -> '''Jim Hacker:''' "You mean you've lost your key?" -->--''[[Series/YesMinister Yes, Prime Minister]]'' ->''Which ->''"Which is to say, how it goes \\

As if there's no synonym''
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As if there's no synonym''synonym"''

As if there's no synonym''->''"Scintillate, scintillate diminutive stellar orb,\\ How inexplicable to me seems this stupendous problem of your existence\\ Elevated at such at an immeasurable distance,\\ In an apparently perpendicular direction from this terrestrial planet which we occupy\\ Resembling in thy dazzling and unapproachable effulgence,\\ A gem of purest carbon, set solitaire in a university of space."'' -->--[[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood King Friday XIII]] [[note]] singing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"[[/note]] ->''"The trouble with '''you''', Hank, is that you can't understand anybody who doesn't use ten-syllable words!"'' -->-- Bobby Drake, ''ComicBook/XMen'' #7 -> '''Sir Humphrey:''' "Prime Minister, I must protest in the strongest possible terms my profound opposition to a newly instituted practice which imposes severe and intolerable restrictions upon the ingress and egress of senior members of the hierarchy and which will, in all probability, should the current deplorable innovation be perpetuated, precipitate a constriction of the channels of communication, and culminate in a condition of organisational atrophy and administrative paralysis which will render effectively impossible the coherent and co-ordinated discharge of the functions of government within Her Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland!" -> '''Jim Hacker:''' "You mean you've lost your key?" -->--''[[Series/YesMinister Yes, Prime Minister]]''

->''If you want to advance in management you have to convince other people that you're smart. This is accomplished by substituting incomprehensible jargon for common words. For example, a manager would never say, "I used my fork to eat a potato." A manager would say, "I utilized a multitined tool to process a starch resource." The two sentences mean almost the same thing, but the second one is obviously from a smarter person.'' -->-- '''Scott Adams''', ''[[ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}} The Dilbert Principle]]''

-> Okey dokey, Mr. Vocabulary, what does "pistol-whip" mean? --> --'''Crow T. Robot''', ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E22TeenageCrimeWave Mystery Science Theater 3000: Teenage Crime Wave]]'' ->'''Lorenz:''' My monumental thoughts' manifestations - which are realized in the form of sentences - are not always acceptable for your limited mental capabilities. The continuity of our dialogue is therefore interrupted. Synthesis of arguments does not occur. ->'''Neon:''' ...[[LaymansTerms say what]]? What am I doing here? ->'''Lorenz:''' Good question. But far from being the most relevant one. A more interesting one would be what am '''I''' doing here [[LampshadeHanging sitting on chairmats, without a bed, table or food]]. Or - as you would notice - without a [[OminousMultipleScreens detailed TV program guide]] either. --> --'''Vektor''', TheAbridgedSeries of ''Film/TheMatrix''
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-> Okey dokey, Mr. Vocabulary, -->'''[[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince [=McMahon=]]]:''' [[Wrestling/{{TripleH}} Hunter]] has injured his prominent proboscis.[[note]]After being slingshotted in from the apron into the ring.[[/note]]\\ '''[[Wrestling/JerryLawler Jerry "The King" Lawler]]:''' Not only that, but he hurt his nose. -->--''[[Wrestling/{{WWERaw}} WWF Monday Night Raw]],'' 1996 ->'''Cloudchaser''': What exactly does this machine do? \\ '''[[LovableNerd Twilight Sparkle]]''': This is an anemometer, it measures your accelerative velocity and translates it into wing power, thus gauging your cumulative [=H2O=] anti-gravitational potential. (Claps hooves happily) Any other questions?\\ '''Flitter''': Yeah. (to [[HypercompetentSidekick Spike]]): what exactly does "pistol-whip" mean? --> --'''Crow T. Robot''', ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E22TeenageCrimeWave Mystery Science Theater 3000: Teenage Crime Wave]]'' ->'''Lorenz:''' My monumental thoughts' manifestations - which are realized in the form of sentences - are not always acceptable for your limited mental capabilities. The continuity of our dialogue is therefore interrupted. Synthesis of arguments does not occur. ->'''Neon:''' ...this machine do?\\ '''Spike''': [[LaymansTerms say what]]? What am I doing here? ->'''Lorenz:''' Good question. But far from being the most relevant one. A more interesting one would be what am '''I''' doing here It tells you how fast you're flying and how strong your wings are]].\\ '''Crowd''' (as Twilight gives an annoyed pout): Oh, oh yeah. -->''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E22HurricaneFluttershy Hurricane Fluttershy]]" ->'''Perceptor:''' Ultra Magnus, a cursory evaluation of Decepticon capability indicates a distinct tactical deficiency! \\ '''Ultra Magnus:''' In other words, Perceptor? \\ '''Springer:''' We're outnumbered! -->--''WesternAnimation/TransformersTheMovie'' ->'''Helen:''' Are you going to let me speak? ->'''Yale:''' Of course dear, I'm just allowing you time to formulate your thoughts into a coherent structure. ->'''Helen:''' [[LampshadeHanging sitting on chairmats, without a bed, table or food]]. Or - Look at him. How could anyone put up with that?]] -->-- ''[[Creator/ZapDramatic Ambition]]'', "The Marriage [[TyopOnTheCover Counsellor]]"[[note]][[WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} slowbeef and Diabetus]] agree.[[/note]] ->'''Captain Amelia''': [to Doppler] Let me make this as... monosyllabic as possible. I... don't much care for this crew you would notice - without a [[OminousMultipleScreens detailed TV program guide]] either. --> --'''Vektor''', TheAbridgedSeries hired. They're... [to Arrow] how did I describe them, Arrow? I said something rather good this morning before coffee. ->'''Mr. Arrow:''' 'A ludicrous parcel of ''Film/TheMatrix'' driveling galoots,' ma'am. ->'''Captain Amelia:''' [to Doppler] There you go, poetry. -->--''{{TreasurePlanet}}''

-->--'''[[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]''' ->"Scintillate, scintillate diminutive stellar orb. How inexplicable to me seems this stupendous problem of your existence. Elevated at such at an immeasurable distance, in an apparently perpendicular direction from this terrestrial planet which we occupy. Resembling in thy dazzling and unapproachable effulgence, a gem of purest carbon, set solitaire in a university of space." -->--[[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood King Friday XIII]] [[note]] singing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"[[/note]]
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-->--'''[[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean -->--'''''[[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]]''' ->"Scintillate, scintillate diminutive stellar orb. How inexplicable Pearl]]''''' !!!RealLife ->''"Tuvok knows the term ''Déjà vu'' and yet goes out of his way to me seems this stupendous problem of your existence. Elevated at such at an immeasurable distance, baffle Mister Kim by terming it paradoxical state dependant associated phenomenon. [[ScrewYouElves What a twat.]]"'' -->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/voyager-season-three.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Favorite Son" ->''If you want to advance in an apparently perpendicular direction management you have to convince other people that you're smart. This is accomplished by substituting incomprehensible jargon for common words. For example, a manager would never say, "I used my fork to eat a potato." A manager would say, "I utilized a multitined tool to process a starch resource." The two sentences mean almost the same thing, but the second one is obviously from this terrestrial planet which we occupy. Resembling in thy dazzling and unapproachable effulgence, a gem of purest carbon, set solitaire in a university of space." -->--[[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood King Friday XIII]] [[note]] singing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"[[/note]] smarter person.'' -->-- '''Scott Adams''', ''[[ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}} The Dilbert Principle]]'' ->''"Okey dokey, Mr. Vocabulary, what does '[[TakeThatScrappy pistol-whip]]' mean?''' --> --'''Crow T. Robot''', ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E22TeenageCrimeWave Mystery Science Theater 3000: Teenage Crime Wave]]''

->'''Michael Aspel:''' It has the whiff of verisimilitude. ->'''Angus Deayton:''' I think he's saying it's true.
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->'''Michael Aspel:''' It has the whiff of verisimilitude. ->'''Angus verisimilitude.\\ '''Angus Deayton:''' I think he's saying it's true.

->'''Michael Aspel:''' It ->''"NASA-ese is no worse than Air Force-ese or State Department-ese; I suppose each has its place, although none of them seems a desirable substitute for English. Examine the whiff sentence "Jones and Smith don't get along well" translated into: (1) Air Force-ese: 'It is considered that effective utilization of verisimilitude. ->'''Angus Deayton:''' I think he's saying it's true.the potential allegiance between Jones and Smith is not being harmoniously exploited"; (2) Nasa-ese: 'The interface between Jones and Smith has gone divergent"' (3) State Department-ese: "Messrs. Jones and Smith's abrasiveness vis-a-vis each other is counter productive to their bilateral relationship; each considers the other a ''bete noir''.''" -->--'''Michael Collins''', ''Carrying the Fire''

->''"The trouble with '''you''', Hank, is that you can't understand anybody who doesn't use ten-syllable words!"'' -->-- Bobby Drake, ''ComicBook/XMen'' #7

--> '''Calvin:''' Well, I've never heard of [the word hasp], and I don't like you using big words around me!\\ '''Hobbes:''' It's not a big word, Calvin. It only has four letters.\\ '''Calvin:''' Right. And I've warned you about using four lettered words, Hobbes. [[InvokedTrope For you see, four letter words are casual, and unsophisticated! If we want to sound sophisticated, we must not use four lettered words!]] Am I making myself clear? -->-- ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'', [[Recap/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeriesS2E3MonkeySeeMonkeyMaim "Monkey See, Monkey Maim"]] -->'''[[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince [=McMahon=]]]:''' [[Wrestling/{{TripleH}} Hunter]] has injured his prominent proboscis.[[note]]After being slingshotted in from the apron into the ring.[[/note]]\\ '''[[Wrestling/JerryLawler Jerry "The King" Lawler]]:''' Not only that, but he hurt his nose. -->--''[[Wrestling/{{WWERaw}} WWF Monday Night Raw]],'' 1996 ->'''Cloudchaser''': What exactly does this machine do? \\ '''[[LovableNerd Twilight Sparkle]]''': This is an anemometer, it measures your accelerative velocity and translates it into wing power, thus gauging your cumulative [=H2O=] anti-gravitational potential. (Claps hooves happily) Any other questions?\\ '''Flitter''': Yeah. (to [[HypercompetentSidekick Spike]]): what exactly does this machine do?\\ '''Spike''': [[LaymansTerms It tells you how fast you're flying and how strong your wings are]].\\ '''Crowd''' (as Twilight gives an annoyed pout): Oh, oh yeah. -->''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E22HurricaneFluttershy Hurricane Fluttershy]]" ->'''Perceptor:''' Ultra Magnus, a cursory evaluation of Decepticon capability indicates a distinct tactical deficiency! \\ '''Ultra Magnus:''' In other words, Perceptor? \\ '''Springer:''' We're outnumbered! -->--''WesternAnimation/TransformersTheMovie'' ->'''Helen:''' Are you going to let me speak? ->'''Yale:''' Of course dear, I'm just allowing you time to formulate your thoughts into a coherent structure. ->'''Helen:''' [[LampshadeHanging Look at him. How could anyone put up with that?]] -->-- ''[[Creator/ZapDramatic Ambition]]'', "The Marriage [[TyopOnTheCover Counsellor]]"[[note]][[WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} slowbeef and Diabetus]] agree.[[/note]] ->'''Captain Amelia''': [to Doppler] Let me make this as... monosyllabic as possible. I... don't much care for this crew you hired. They're... [to Arrow] how did I describe them, Arrow? I said something rather good this morning before coffee. ->'''Mr. Arrow:''' 'A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots,' ma'am. ->'''Captain Amelia:''' [to Doppler] There you go, poetry. -->--''{{TreasurePlanet}}''

->''"NASA-ese is no worse than Air Force-ese or State Department-ese; I suppose each has its place, although none of them seems a desirable substitute for English. Examine the sentence "Jones and Smith don't get along well" translated into: (1) Air Force-ese: 'It is considered that effective utilization of the potential allegiance between Jones and Smith is not being harmoniously exploited"; (2) Nasa-ese: 'The interface between Jones and Smith has gone divergent"' (3) State Department-ese: "Messrs. Jones and Smith's abrasiveness vis-a-vis each other is counter productive to their bilateral relationship; each considers the other a ''bete noir''.''" -->--'''Michael Collins''', ''Carrying the Fire''
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->''"NASA-ese is no worse than Air Force-ese or State Department-ese; I suppose each has its place, although none ->'''Lorenz:''' My monumental thoughts' manifestations - which are realized in the form of them seems a desirable substitute sentences - are not always acceptable for English. Examine the sentence "Jones and Smith don't get along well" translated into: (1) Air Force-ese: 'It your limited mental capabilities. The continuity of our dialogue is considered that effective utilization therefore interrupted. Synthesis of the potential allegiance between Jones and Smith is arguments does not occur. ->'''Neon:''' ...[[LaymansTerms say what]]? What am I doing here? ->'''Lorenz:''' Good question. But far from being harmoniously exploited"; (2) Nasa-ese: 'The interface between Jones and Smith has gone divergent"' (3) State Department-ese: "Messrs. Jones and Smith's abrasiveness vis-a-vis each other is counter productive to their bilateral relationship; each considers the other most relevant one. A more interesting one would be what am '''I''' doing here [[LampshadeHanging sitting on chairmats, without a ''bete noir''.''" -->--'''Michael Collins''', ''Carrying the Fire'' bed, table or food]]. Or - as you would notice - without a [[OminousMultipleScreens detailed TV program guide]] either. --> --'''Vektor''', TheAbridgedSeries of ''Film/TheMatrix''

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