History Quotes / SesquipedalianLoquaciousness

31st Jul '16 1:41:19 PM nombretomado
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->'''{{Wolverine}}''': "[[VerbalTic Hey bub]], I'm a [[Creator/MarvelComics Marvel]]."\\
'''[[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Doctor Manhattan]]''': "At this point, I am obligated to inform you that I am a [[DCComics DC]] in order to differentiate between our companies. However, both companies exist in the same plane of reality, both contains the same number of particles. Structurally, there is no discernible differences."\\

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->'''{{Wolverine}}''': ->'''ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}''': "[[VerbalTic Hey bub]], I'm a [[Creator/MarvelComics Marvel]]."\\
'''[[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Doctor Manhattan]]''': "At this point, I am obligated to inform you that I am a [[DCComics [[Creator/DCComics DC]] in order to differentiate between our companies. However, both companies exist in the same plane of reality, both contains the same number of particles. Structurally, there is no discernible differences."\\
31st May '16 6:16:31 PM PantaroP
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->"You say 'tomato', I say ''Solanum lycopersicum''"
-->'''Lisa Loud''', ''Series/TheLoudHouse''
18th Oct '15 11:33:41 AM nombretomado
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-->--'''Mojo Jojo''', ''WesternAnimation/The PowerpuffGirls'' (episode "Mo' Linguish")

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-->--'''Mojo Jojo''', ''WesternAnimation/The PowerpuffGirls'' ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'' (episode "Mo' Linguish")
29th Sep '15 11:59:11 AM Thepenguinking2
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->"Why, you brazenly avaricious, duplicitous, larcenous ursine!"
-->'''[[GeniusBruiser Bentley]]''', ''VideoGame/SpyroYearOfTheDragon''
17th Sep '15 2:53:57 AM Odon
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->"I need you to translate Finch's instructions on how to destroy the virus. Dude never met a five-syllable word he didn't like."
-->'''Shaw''', ''Series/PersonOfInterest''
19th Feb '15 3:07:59 PM TVRulezAgain
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-->--''{{TreasurePlanet}}''

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-->--''{{TreasurePlanet}}''
-->--''Disney/{{TreasurePlanet}}''
24th Jan '15 2:43:51 AM NeoChaos
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-> '''Sir Humphrey:''' "Prime Minister, I must protest in the strongest possible terms my profound opposition to a newly instituted practice which imposes severe and intolerable restrictions upon the ingress and egress of senior members of the hierarchy and which will, in all probability, should the current deplorable innovation be perpetuated, precipitate a constriction of the channels of communication, and culminate in a condition of organisational atrophy and administrative paralysis which will render effectively impossible the coherent and co-ordinated discharge of the functions of government within Her Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland!"
-> '''Jim Hacker:''' "You mean you've lost your key?"

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-> '''Sir Humphrey:''' "Prime Minister, I must protest in the strongest possible terms my profound opposition to a newly instituted practice which imposes severe and intolerable restrictions upon the ingress and egress of senior members of the hierarchy and which will, in all probability, should the current deplorable innovation be perpetuated, precipitate a constriction of the channels of communication, and culminate in a condition of organisational atrophy and administrative paralysis which will render effectively impossible the coherent and co-ordinated discharge of the functions of government within Her Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland!"
->
Ireland!"\\
'''Jim Hacker:''' "You mean you've lost your key?"
18th Jan '15 12:04:10 PM NeoChaos
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-->'''[[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince [=McMahon=]]]:''' [[Wrestling/{{TripleH}} Hunter]] has injured his prominent proboscis.[[note]]After being slingshotted in from the apron into the ring.[[/note]]\\

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-->'''[[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon ->'''[[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince [=McMahon=]]]:''' [[Wrestling/{{TripleH}} Hunter]] has injured his prominent proboscis.[[note]]After being slingshotted in from the apron into the ring.[[/note]]\\



->'''{{Wolverine}}''': "[[VerbalTic Hey bub]], I'm a [[Creator/MarvelComics Marvel]]."
->'''[[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Doctor Manhattan]]''': "At this point, I am obligated to inform you that I am a [[DCComics DC]] in order to differentiate between our companies. However, both companies exist in the same plane of reality, both contains the same number of particles. Structurally, there is no discernible differences."
->*{{Beat}}*
->'''Wolverine''': [[LampshadeHanging Wow, who wouldn't pay to see that for 3 hours]]?

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->'''{{Wolverine}}''': "[[VerbalTic Hey bub]], I'm a [[Creator/MarvelComics Marvel]]."
->'''[[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}
"\\
'''[[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}
Doctor Manhattan]]''': "At this point, I am obligated to inform you that I am a [[DCComics DC]] in order to differentiate between our companies. However, both companies exist in the same plane of reality, both contains the same number of particles. Structurally, there is no discernible differences."
->*{{Beat}}*
->'''Wolverine''':
"\\
*{{Beat}}*\\
'''Wolverine''':
[[LampshadeHanging Wow, who wouldn't pay to see that for 3 hours]]?
18th Jan '15 12:02:58 PM NeoChaos
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->'''Barney''': I'm telling you: Within three days...
->'''Lily''': Oh, here he comes-- switch to big words.
->'''Barney''': Within a triad of solar periods, you'll recognize your dearth of compatibility with your paramour and conclude your association.
->'''Robin''': My journey was transformative, and I reassert my commitment to both the aforementioned paramour, and the philosophies he espouses.
->'''[[RomanticFalseLead Gael]]''': What are we talking of? Baseball?
->'''Barney''': This is all going to return to masticate you in the gluteals. Support my hypothesis, Ted.
->'''Ted''': [[IJustWantMyBelovedToBeHappy I'm just jubilant my former paramour is jubilant.]]

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->'''Barney''': I'm telling you: Within three days...
->'''Lily''':
days...\\
'''Lily''':
Oh, here he comes-- switch to big words.
->'''Barney''':
words.\\
'''Barney''':
Within a triad of solar periods, you'll recognize your dearth of compatibility with your paramour and conclude your association.
->'''Robin''':
association.\\
'''Robin''':
My journey was transformative, and I reassert my commitment to both the aforementioned paramour, and the philosophies he espouses.
->'''[[RomanticFalseLead
espouses.\\
'''[[RomanticFalseLead
Gael]]''': What are we talking of? Baseball?
->'''Barney''':
Baseball?\\
'''Barney''':
This is all going to return to masticate you in the gluteals. Support my hypothesis, Ted.
->'''Ted''':
Ted.\\
'''Ted''':
[[IJustWantMyBelovedToBeHappy I'm just jubilant my former paramour is jubilant.]]



-->'''Mojo Jojo''', ''WesternAnimation/The PowerpuffGirls'' (episode "Mo' Linguish")

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-->'''Mojo -->--'''Mojo Jojo''', ''WesternAnimation/The PowerpuffGirls'' (episode "Mo' Linguish")



->'''Helen:''' Are you going to let me speak?
->'''Yale:''' Of course dear, I'm just allowing you time to formulate your thoughts into a coherent structure.
->'''Helen:''' [[LampshadeHanging Look at him. How could anyone put up with that?]]

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->'''Helen:''' Are you going to let me speak?
->'''Yale:'''
speak?\\
'''Yale:'''
Of course dear, I'm just allowing you time to formulate your thoughts into a coherent structure.
->'''Helen:'''
structure.\\
'''Helen:'''
[[LampshadeHanging Look at him. How could anyone put up with that?]]



->'''Captain Amelia''': [to Doppler] Let me make this as... monosyllabic as possible. I... don't much care for this crew you hired. They're... [to Arrow] how did I describe them, Arrow? I said something rather good this morning before coffee.
->'''Mr. Arrow:''' 'A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots,' ma'am.
->'''Captain Amelia:''' [to Doppler] There you go, poetry.

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->'''Captain Amelia''': [to Doppler] Let me make this as... monosyllabic as possible. I... don't much care for this crew you hired. They're... [to Arrow] how did I describe them, Arrow? I said something rather good this morning before coffee.
->'''Mr.
coffee.\\
'''Mr.
Arrow:''' 'A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots,' ma'am.
->'''Captain
ma'am.\\
'''Captain
Amelia:''' [to Doppler] There you go, poetry.



->'''Elizabeth:''' Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.
->'''Barbossa:''' There were a lot of long words in there, Miss. We're naught but humble pirates! What is it that you want?
->'''Elizabeth:''' I want you to leave and never come back.
->'''Barbossa:''' I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
->'''Elizabeth:''' ...
->'''Barbossa:''' Means "no".

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->'''Elizabeth:''' Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.
->'''Barbossa:'''
Royal.\\
'''Barbossa:'''
There were a lot of long words in there, Miss. We're naught but humble pirates! What is it that you want?
->'''Elizabeth:'''
want?\\
'''Elizabeth:'''
I want you to leave and never come back.
->'''Barbossa:'''
back.\\
'''Barbossa:'''
I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
->'''Elizabeth:''' ...
->'''Barbossa:'''
request.\\
'''Elizabeth:''' ...\\
'''Barbossa:'''
Means "no".



!!!RealLife



--> --'''Crow T. Robot''', ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E22TeenageCrimeWave Mystery Science Theater 3000: Teenage Crime Wave]]''

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--> --'''Crow -->--'''Crow T. Robot''', ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E22TeenageCrimeWave Mystery Science Theater 3000: Teenage Crime Wave]]''



->'''Piccolo''': Listen up, runt! Today we're going to commence your intense training under me.
->'''Gohan''': But wait. Wouldn't that cause horrible muscle degeneration for somebody my age, crippling me for years to come?
->'''Piccolo''': ... you're a wordy little bastard, aren't you?

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->'''Piccolo''': Listen up, runt! Today we're going to commence your intense training under me.
->'''Gohan''':
me.\\
'''Gohan''':
But wait. Wouldn't that cause horrible muscle degeneration for somebody my age, crippling me for years to come?
->'''Piccolo''': ...
come?\\
'''Piccolo''': ...
you're a wordy little bastard, aren't you?



->'''Lorenz:''' My monumental thoughts' manifestations - which are realized in the form of sentences - are not always acceptable for your limited mental capabilities. The continuity of our dialogue is therefore interrupted. Synthesis of arguments does not occur.
->'''Neon:''' ...[[LaymansTerms say what]]? What am I doing here?
->'''Lorenz:''' Good question. But far from being the most relevant one. A more interesting one would be what am '''I''' doing here [[LampshadeHanging sitting on chairmats, without a bed, table or food]]. Or - as you would notice - without a [[OminousMultipleScreens detailed TV program guide]] either.

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->'''Lorenz:''' My monumental thoughts' manifestations - which are realized in the form of sentences - are not always acceptable for your limited mental capabilities. The continuity of our dialogue is therefore interrupted. Synthesis of arguments does not occur.
->'''Neon:''' ...
occur.\\
'''Neon:''' ...
[[LaymansTerms say what]]? What am I doing here?
->'''Lorenz:'''
here?\\
'''Lorenz:'''
Good question. But far from being the most relevant one. A more interesting one would be what am '''I''' doing here [[LampshadeHanging sitting on chairmats, without a bed, table or food]]. Or - as you would notice - without a [[OminousMultipleScreens detailed TV program guide]] either.



->'''Teddy Bridgewater:''' Tsk tsk, my fine Houston fellows. There’s no need to lament the misfortune you suffered during that fateful selection process. Your failure to secure my services for your gridiron endeavors is in the past now, like so much "water under the bridge." Tee-hee. I hope you rascals enjoyed my oh-so-clever wordplay on that comment. Oh, but I do enjoy a hearty pun.
->'''Jay Cutler:''' What the hell is he babbling about?
->'''Colin Kaepernick:''' [[LampshadeHanging I think this Bridgewater idiot wants his “thing” to be, “Guy that talks like he’s gargling a thesaurus.”]]

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->'''Teddy Bridgewater:''' Tsk tsk, my fine Houston fellows. There’s no need to lament the misfortune you suffered during that fateful selection process. Your failure to secure my services for your gridiron endeavors is in the past now, like so much "water under the bridge." Tee-hee. I hope you rascals enjoyed my oh-so-clever wordplay on that comment. Oh, but I do enjoy a hearty pun.
->'''Jay
pun.\\
'''Jay
Cutler:''' What the hell is he babbling about?
->'''Colin
about?\\
'''Colin
Kaepernick:''' [[LampshadeHanging I think this Bridgewater idiot wants his “thing” to be, “Guy that talks like he’s gargling a thesaurus.”]]
8th Oct '14 1:43:59 AM johnnyfog
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->''"Tuvok knows the term ''Déjà vu'' and yet goes out of his way to baffle Mister Kim by terming it paradoxical state dependant associated phenomenon. [[ScrewYouElves What a twat.]]"''

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->''"Tuvok knows the term ''Déjà vu'' and yet goes out of his way to baffle Mister Kim by terming it paradoxical ''paradoxical state dependant associated phenomenon.phenomenon''. [[ScrewYouElves What a twat.]]"''
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