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-> "When you gotta go, you gotta go."
-->-- [[TallDarkAndSnarky Ian Malcom]] seeing [[AmoralAttorney Donald Gennaro]] flee into an outhouse, ''Film/JurassicPark''

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->Just for the record, I quit.
-->--'''Hobie Brown[=/=]Spider-Punk''', ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderverse''

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->Just for the record, I quit.
-->--'''Hobie Brown[=/=]Spider-Punk''', ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderverse''

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->'''Mr. Everglot:''' Fetch my musket!\\
'''Emil:''' Fetch your own musket — I'm off!
-->--''WesternAnimation/CorpseBride''



-->-- ''WesternAnimation/IceAgeDawnOfTheDinosaurs'''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/IceAgeDawnOfTheDinosaurs'''
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->'''Raphael:''' Alright! Well, ah, you know, we gave it a shot! Uh, back to the sewers, I got pizza night for dinner and, uh--
->'''Leonardo:''' Really?!
->'''Donatello:''' We can't stop [[{{Kaiju}} that thing]]! We couldn't stop him ''before'' he became that thing!
->'''Leonardo:''' What, so we just go home?
->'''Michaelangelo:''' I bet the army will be here soon.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesMutantMayhem''




->'''Mr. Everglot:''' Fetch my musket!\\
'''Emil:''' Fetch your own musket — I'm off!
-->--''WesternAnimation/CorpseBride''
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->'''Calvin:''' ''(sawing a snowman's head)'' While ''I'm'' doing this brain surgery, ''you'' can make a donor and do a heart transplant!
->'''Susie:''' ''(walking away)'' Forget it, Calvin. I'm not playing with you any more.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
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->It's not happening, brother. I cant be associated with [[AttackOfThe50FootWhatever that travesty]]. I mean, [[EveryoneHasStandards I got standards]] for fuck's sake!

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->It's not happening, brother. I cant can't be associated with [[AttackOfThe50FootWhatever that travesty]]. I mean, [[EveryoneHasStandards I got standards]] standards]], for fuck's sake!
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->Just for the record, I quit.
-->--'''Hobie Brown[=/=]Spider-Punk''', ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderverse''
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-->-- '''Hobie "Spider-Punk" Brown''' bailing on Miguel O'Hara's Spider-Society, ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse''

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-->-- '''Hobie '''[[ComicBook/SpiderPunk Hobie "Spider-Punk" Brown''' Brown]]''' bailing on [[ComicBook/SpiderMan2099 Miguel O'Hara's O'Hara]]'s Spider-Society, ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse''
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-->-- '''Spider-Punk''' bailing on Miguel O'Hara's Spider-Society, ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse''

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-->-- '''Spider-Punk''' '''Hobie "Spider-Punk" Brown''' bailing on Miguel O'Hara's Spider-Society, ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse''
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->''"Just for the record, I quit."''
-->-- '''Spider-Punk''' bailing on Miguel O'Hara's Spider-Society, ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse''
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-->--'''Gordon Ramsay''', to '''Amy and Samy Bouzaglo''', ''Series/KitchenNightmares''

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-->--'''Gordon Ramsay''', to '''Amy and Samy Bouzaglo''', ''Series/KitchenNightmares''
''Series/KitchenNightmares'', "[[Recap/KitchenNightmaresS6E15AmysBakingCompany Amy's Baking Company]]"
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-> '''Perturabo:''' Send a signal to all of our forces, full withdrawal. Bring our fleet into dock and begin to embark. We will move to the system edge and translate. This is immediate.\\
'''Forrix:''' Lord...\\
'''Perturabo:''' It is over. [[BigBad Horus]] has given this battle to sorcerers and beasts. The war of Legions is over. Mortarion comes here to take this place. He and [[DemonOfHumanOrigin what he has become]] is what this war is now. He comes at the will of Horus to be the agent of what will happen.\\
'''Forrix:''' But he did not order our withdrawal.\\
'''Perturabo:''' I order it. It is my will. There is no victory here, just creatures and parasites pulling down a dying beast. It is gone. The Legion war is dead. The chance is gone. The cause is gone... We will not bleed for this. We will not break the circle of our iron for this.
-->--''Literature/HorusHeresy: Mortis''

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-->-- ''WebComic/OnePunchMan''

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-->-- ''WebComic/OnePunchMan''
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-> [[blue:> John: Be the imp]]
->You be the imp and quickly abscond the fuck outta there!!!
->This is what weaker adversaries do whenever things get too hot to handle, which is frequently.
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', Act 2
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda''
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->''"Well - In case you ain't heard, things have gone [[FromBadToWorse from "bad" to "totally screwed"]]! Our [[PlayerCharacter new Overboss]] turned on us, and has been [[ThePurge wiping out raiders left and right]]! The rest of you wanna try and fight him/her, go right on ahead. Me? I'm getting the hell outta here! Consider this your official notice that Raider Radio is off the damn air - FOREVER!"''
-->--'''[=RedEye=]''', ''VideoGame/Fallout4''

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->''"Well - In case you ain't heard, things have gone [[FromBadToWorse from "bad" to "totally screwed"]]! Our [[PlayerCharacter new Overboss]] [[DefectorFromDecadence turned on us, us]], and has been [[ThePurge wiping out raiders left and right]]! The rest of you wanna try and fight him/her, go right on ahead. Me? As for me, I'm getting the hell outta here! Consider this your official notice that Raider Radio is off the damn air - FOREVER!"''
FOR! EVER!"''
-->--'''[=RedEye=]''', ''VideoGame/Fallout4''''VideoGame/Fallout4: Nuka-World''
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->''Confronted with their theft, the three companions used a plan older than civilization. That was the day Bob learned frightened sqids can move surprisingly fast.''
-->-- '''Sam Starfall''' telling a sqid legend, ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''
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->''"Well - In case you ain't heard, things have gone [[FromBadToWorse from "bad" to "totally screwed"]]! Our [[PlayerCharacter new Overboss]] turned on us, and has been [[ThePurge wiping out raiders left and right]]! The rest of you wanna try and fight him/her, go right on ahead. Me? I'm getting the hell outta here! Consider this your official notice that Raider Radio is off the damn air - FOREVER!"''
-->--'''[=RedEye=]''', ''VideoGame/Fallout4''

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->THAT DOES IT, I'M OUTTA HERE\\
I HOPE YOU ALL DIE OF GENITAL NECROSIS
-->-- '''Yelling Bird''', ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent''

->'''[[TheDon Vash]]:''' Go on! Rip their limbs off!\\
'''[[PsychoForHire Kill Boss]]:''' ...This is your problem, you little ''puke.'' I ain't being paid enough for ''this shit.'' ''[Walks away]'' [[GracefulLoser Good fight.]]\\
'''Vash:''' I, uh... ah-- [[ThisIsGonnaSuck oh.]]
-->-- ''Webcomic/KillSixBillionDemons''

->'''Laurin:''' You're wasting everyone's time! I can [[WizardDuel counter any spell you have left]], so why not just save yourself the pain and--\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' I have in excess of [[VancianMagic twenty-five spells remaining]]. Not counting cantrips.\\
''[BeatPanel]''\\
''[Laurin teleports away]''
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', [[https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0935.html "Caster Fight"]]
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->THAT DOES IT, I'M OUTTA HERE\\
I HOPE YOU ALL DIE OF GENITAL NECROSIS
-->-- '''Yelling Bird''', ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent''

->'''[[TheDon Vash]]:''' Go on! Rip their limbs off!\\
'''[[PsychoForHire Kill Boss]]:''' ...This is your problem, you little ''puke.'' I ain't being paid enough for ''this shit.'' ''[Walks away]'' [[GracefulLoser Good fight.]]\\
'''Vash:''' I, uh... ah-- [[ThisIsGonnaSuck oh.]]
-->-- ''Webcomic/KillSixBillionDemons''

->'''Laurin:''' You're wasting everyone's time! I can [[WizardDuel counter any spell you have left]], so why not just save yourself the pain and--\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' I have in excess of [[VancianMagic twenty-five spells remaining]]. Not counting cantrips.\\
''[BeatPanel]''\\
''[Laurin teleports away]''
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', [[https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0935.html "Caster Fight"]]
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->I'm feeling myself grow callous here. I didn't even look up when my assistant told me that a kobold raiding force showed up on the outskirts of our settlement. Sadly, I was even less surprised when they immediately left.\\\
Come on guys, we have a nice settlement, why didn't you stick around? [[{{Mordor}} Was it the ashen wasteland?]] [[CorpseLand The bloodstained gates?]] [[DrivenToMadness Was it the screams of madmen]] [[EvilSmellsBad or the stench of death?]] [[MadArtist We've got awful nice engravings of some fucking cheese here]], come the fuck on in!
-->-- '''Cross Quantum''', LetsPlay ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress: LetsPlay/{{Boatmurdered}}''

->'''[[DrillSergeantNasty Commando:]]''' Well, look who's back! Good job, men! Looks like you're not so useless after all!\\
'''Rifleman 1:''' My men got wounded and need a medic.\\
'''Commando:''' Whatever.\\
'''Bazookaman''' ''What?!'' Wait, wait. ''Wait'' a second. What do you mean with ''"my men?"'' [[TemptingFate Nobody selected you as leader!]] ''Nobody!''\\
'''Rifleman 1:''' (''[[KickTheDog shoots Bazookaman]]'')\\
'''Commando:''' ''Ha!'' That's my boy! Come, we've got some important things to discuss.\\
'''Rifleman 2:''' What the...?! [[InvokedTrope Screw this! I'm out!]] (''{{Beat}}'') This job sucks. Fuck you all... I'm going back to [=McDonald's=]. (''walks off screen'')
-->-- ''[[VideoGame/CommandAndConquerTiberianSeries Command & Conquer]]: [[http://killerratte.deviantart.com/art/Command-and-Conquer-TE-60317318 Tiberium Ecstasy]]''

->Crushed and broken beneath an unconscious naked child. Yep, I think I'm done here.
-->-- '''Vegeta''' after Oozaru Gohan lands on him, ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Ranma:''' Screw this, I'm getting out of here!\\
'''Akane:''' Good idea, I'll come with you.
-->-- ''WebVideo/RanmaOneHalfTheAbridgedChronicles''

->[[CatchPhrase Bye guys!]]
-->-- '''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''' of ''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys''

->'''LetsPlay/{{Slowbeef}}:''' [[{{MST}} All right you ready to uh, watch this one?]]\\
'''Diabetus:''' Yeah, let's do it.\\
'''Slowbeef:''' Okay, in three... two... one... go.\\
'''LetsPlay/DeceasedCrab:''' [[IncomingHam I'M DECEASED CRAB AND LET'S PLAY JACKIE CHAN'S ACTION KUNG FU!]]\\
'''Diabetus:''' No, [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] this.\\
'''Slowbeef:''' [[AnythingButThat I can't; I'm sorry, no way.]]
-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGuBByxJ5iY "Let's Play This!"]]

->'''Caddy''': Alright, then. Let's begin.
->([[ItMakesSenseInContext A duck immediately knocks Bouncer The Paddle into the river]]).
->'''Caddy''': I'm done.
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}}''', from his episode on the UsefulNotes/PlayStation version of ''VideoGame/{{Breakout}}''.



->'''Player:''' I throw the book at [[{{TabletopGame/Exalted}} the Lunar]].\\
'''GM:''' It strikes her.\\
'''Player:''' I yell, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch "Your problem now, bitch!"]] and run away.
-->-- [[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?537535-necro-Weird-out-of-context-quotes-from-games/page8 "Weird Out-of-Context Quotes From Games]]

->'''[[ApocalypticLog Varnak]]''': [[DespairEventHorizon We cannot live through this. Mankind... CANNOT LIVE THROUGH THIS.]] [[ZergRush In a single day, they have covered the surface of this planet with a flood of living blades and needle-fanged mouths!]] [[HydraProblem Kill one, and ten take its place!]] [[WeHaveReserves If they are truly without number...]] [[HordeOfAlienLocusts Then our race is DOOMED to a violent death before every shred of our civilization is scoured away by a force more voracious than the fires of HELL themselves!]] [[JustBeforeTheEnd DEATH! By the Machine God! DEATH IS HERE!]] (Recording ends)
->'''Guardsman''': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere No. Fuck this.]] [[DrivenToSuicide (shoots himself in the head)]]
-->--[[https://youtu.be/o1cXYan0NQA BEHEMOTH]]

->'''Jon Bailey:''' Look, I gotta get out of here, it's just not worth it. You guys don't have to pay me for this one, just call me back next week for [[Series/TheWalkingDead Walking Dead]]!
->'''Hal Rudnick:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Uh...I don't think he's coming back...]]
-->-- The ending for WebVideo/HonestTrailers' take on Film/AfterEarth

->Man, fuck this shit, [[CallBack you're gonna]] [[GroinAttack kick me in the nuts]]! I'm off this motherfucker! Sheeeeit...fuck you!
-->-- '''The Shredder''', '''WebVideo/MyWayEntertainment''''s GagDub of ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987''

->Nope!
-->-- '''Victor Vivisector''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1Dyqas6Sm8 Furry Superheroes are Super Gross]]

->'''Jontron:''' ....no, I can't do it.\\
''[SmashCut to him at the door]''\\
'''Jontron:''' Alright, listen, I gotta leave, okay?\\
'''Cameraman:''' Jon, we just started, c'mon-\\
'''Jontron:''' Listen, listen, there's a lot to see in this life. ''I'm not wasting it here.''
-->--''WebVideo/{{Jontron}}'', confronted with a particularly horrible ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' bootleg

->'''[=NerdCubed=]''': ...Right, so I'm not actually in San Francisco, I'm in a [[BuffySpeak horror... place...]] where cups... [[ParanoiaFuel and presumably, anything...]] could actually secretly be [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes a spider]]. ({{Beat}}) ...Well, there's only one course of action for this!\\
''(SmashCut to his character curled up in a ball in the corner, rocking back and forth)''\\
'''[=NerdCubed=]''': [[MadnessMantra ...put him on a longboat 'til he's sober, put him on a longboat 'til he's sober, put him on a longboat 'til he's sober...]]
-->--'''WebVideo/NerdCubed''', while playing ''Videogame/Prey2017''

->'''Submitter''': So, let's be clear. There was suspicious activity on my card Saturday.\\
'''[[PointyHairedBoss Manager]]''': Right.\\
'''Submitter''': Rather than reach out to inform me and confirm the charges actually were fraud, you made the decision yourselves, froze my accounts, and cancelled the card while leaving me completely in the dark.\\
'''Manager''': Right.\\
'''Submitter''': However, you put the holds on only after confirming payment on the suspicious charges; meaning had they actually not been me, you would have allowed a fraudster to [[KarmaHoudini obtain those goods on my dime]].\\
'''Manager''': R-Right.\\
'''Submitter''': Then, when I wrote a check on Monday, it cleared with no trouble, despite the freeze on my account.\\
'''Manager''': (unable to respond, presumably realizing he's just lost a customer)\\
'''Submitter''': I'm going to need you to close my accounts. I no longer believe that my money is safe [[IncompetenceInc here]].
-->-- ''Website/NotAlwaysWorking'', "[[https://notalwaysright.com/a-broad-definition-of-fraud/174298/ A Broad Definition Of Fraud]]"

-> ''And that, ladies and gents, is the universal sound of "Time to go somewhere else."''
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIrUebor7us A commentator]] on Ravenous Demon ([[DropInNemesis Deviljho's]] theme)



->'''George:''' I'm at the point where we call it quits, we euthanize the whole project- I'm done.\\
'''Diamondbolt:''' George, we are ''one'' video in.\\
''[...]''\\
'''George:''' I can't ''fuckin''' take it, I'm gonna commit a fuckin' crime-
-->--[[https://youtu.be/3Anranh--ds "Watching Cursed 3AM Videos"]]

->Screw you! I am gonna go play {{VideoGame/Minecraft}}!
-->--'''[[RunningGag Various characters]]''', {{Creator/LazyPurple}}'s ''[[WebVideo/HowItFeelsToPlayTF2 How it FEELS to Play...]]'' series


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->'''Akamatsu''': T-Tokusa?!\\
'''Tachibana''': What happened?!\\
'''Tokusa''': I'm running away...!\\
'''Kuroki''': What?\\
'''Akamatsu''': Hey, hold on! At least tell us what happened!\\
'''Tokusa''': No! Even speaking of it is repulsive!\\
'''Tachibana''': Hey, come on! What the hell happened to you?!\\
'''Tokusa''': Please... I promise I'll tell you guys once things have calmed down... so right now, just let me GOOOOOO!!
-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HRBoWfJKIU Tokusa quitting his job]] on ''WebAnimation/EtraChanSawIt''


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->THAT DOES IT, I'M OUTTA HERE\\
I HOPE YOU ALL DIE OF GENITAL NECROSIS
-->-- '''Yelling Bird''', ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent''

->'''[[TheDon Vash]]:''' Go on! Rip their limbs off!\\
'''[[PsychoForHire Kill Boss]]:''' ...This is your problem, you little ''puke.'' I ain't being paid enough for ''this shit.'' ''[Walks away]'' [[GracefulLoser Good fight.]]\\
'''Vash:''' I, uh... ah-- [[ThisIsGonnaSuck oh.]]
-->-- ''Webcomic/KillSixBillionDemons''

->'''Laurin:''' You're wasting everyone's time! I can [[WizardDuel counter any spell you have left]], so why not just save yourself the pain and--\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' I have in excess of [[VancianMagic twenty-five spells remaining]]. Not counting cantrips.\\
''[BeatPanel]''\\
''[Laurin teleports away]''
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', [[https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0935.html "Caster Fight"]]
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->I'm feeling myself grow callous here. I didn't even look up when my assistant told me that a kobold raiding force showed up on the outskirts of our settlement. Sadly, I was even less surprised when they immediately left.\\\
Come on guys, we have a nice settlement, why didn't you stick around? [[{{Mordor}} Was it the ashen wasteland?]] [[CorpseLand The bloodstained gates?]] [[DrivenToMadness Was it the screams of madmen]] [[EvilSmellsBad or the stench of death?]] [[MadArtist We've got awful nice engravings of some fucking cheese here]], come the fuck on in!
-->-- '''Cross Quantum''', LetsPlay ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress: LetsPlay/{{Boatmurdered}}''

->'''[[DrillSergeantNasty Commando:]]''' Well, look who's back! Good job, men! Looks like you're not so useless after all!\\
'''Rifleman 1:''' My men got wounded and need a medic.\\
'''Commando:''' Whatever.\\
'''Bazookaman''' ''What?!'' Wait, wait. ''Wait'' a second. What do you mean with ''"my men?"'' [[TemptingFate Nobody selected you as leader!]] ''Nobody!''\\
'''Rifleman 1:''' (''[[KickTheDog shoots Bazookaman]]'')\\
'''Commando:''' ''Ha!'' That's my boy! Come, we've got some important things to discuss.\\
'''Rifleman 2:''' What the...?! [[InvokedTrope Screw this! I'm out!]] (''{{Beat}}'') This job sucks. Fuck you all... I'm going back to [=McDonald's=]. (''walks off screen'')
-->-- ''[[VideoGame/CommandAndConquerTiberianSeries Command & Conquer]]: [[http://killerratte.deviantart.com/art/Command-and-Conquer-TE-60317318 Tiberium Ecstasy]]''

->Crushed and broken beneath an unconscious naked child. Yep, I think I'm done here.
-->-- '''Vegeta''' after Oozaru Gohan lands on him, ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Ranma:''' Screw this, I'm getting out of here!\\
'''Akane:''' Good idea, I'll come with you.
-->-- ''WebVideo/RanmaOneHalfTheAbridgedChronicles''

->[[CatchPhrase Bye guys!]]
-->-- '''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''' of ''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys''

->'''LetsPlay/{{Slowbeef}}:''' [[{{MST}} All right you ready to uh, watch this one?]]\\
'''Diabetus:''' Yeah, let's do it.\\
'''Slowbeef:''' Okay, in three... two... one... go.\\
'''LetsPlay/DeceasedCrab:''' [[IncomingHam I'M DECEASED CRAB AND LET'S PLAY JACKIE CHAN'S ACTION KUNG FU!]]\\
'''Diabetus:''' No, [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] this.\\
'''Slowbeef:''' [[AnythingButThat I can't; I'm sorry, no way.]]
-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGuBByxJ5iY "Let's Play This!"]]

->'''Caddy''': Alright, then. Let's begin.
->([[ItMakesSenseInContext A duck immediately knocks Bouncer The Paddle into the river]]).
->'''Caddy''': I'm done.
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}}''', from his episode on the UsefulNotes/PlayStation version of ''VideoGame/{{Breakout}}''.

->'''Player:''' I throw the book at [[{{TabletopGame/Exalted}} the Lunar]].\\
'''GM:''' It strikes her.\\
'''Player:''' I yell, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch "Your problem now, bitch!"]] and run away.
-->-- [[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?537535-necro-Weird-out-of-context-quotes-from-games/page8 "Weird Out-of-Context Quotes From Games]]

->'''[[ApocalypticLog Varnak]]''': [[DespairEventHorizon We cannot live through this. Mankind... CANNOT LIVE THROUGH THIS.]] [[ZergRush In a single day, they have covered the surface of this planet with a flood of living blades and needle-fanged mouths!]] [[HydraProblem Kill one, and ten take its place!]] [[WeHaveReserves If they are truly without number...]] [[HordeOfAlienLocusts Then our race is DOOMED to a violent death before every shred of our civilization is scoured away by a force more voracious than the fires of HELL themselves!]] [[JustBeforeTheEnd DEATH! By the Machine God! DEATH IS HERE!]] (Recording ends)
->'''Guardsman''': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere No. Fuck this.]] [[DrivenToSuicide (shoots himself in the head)]]
-->--[[https://youtu.be/o1cXYan0NQA BEHEMOTH]]

->'''Jon Bailey:''' Look, I gotta get out of here, it's just not worth it. You guys don't have to pay me for this one, just call me back next week for [[Series/TheWalkingDead Walking Dead]]!
->'''Hal Rudnick:''' [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Uh...I don't think he's coming back...]]
-->-- The ending for WebVideo/HonestTrailers' take on Film/AfterEarth

->Man, fuck this shit, [[CallBack you're gonna]] [[GroinAttack kick me in the nuts]]! I'm off this motherfucker! Sheeeeit...fuck you!
-->-- '''The Shredder''', '''WebVideo/MyWayEntertainment''''s GagDub of ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987''

->Nope!
-->-- '''Victor Vivisector''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1Dyqas6Sm8 Furry Superheroes are Super Gross]]

->'''Jontron:''' ....no, I can't do it.\\
''[SmashCut to him at the door]''\\
'''Jontron:''' Alright, listen, I gotta leave, okay?\\
'''Cameraman:''' Jon, we just started, c'mon-\\
'''Jontron:''' Listen, listen, there's a lot to see in this life. ''I'm not wasting it here.''
-->--''WebVideo/{{Jontron}}'', confronted with a particularly horrible ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' bootleg

->'''[=NerdCubed=]''': ...Right, so I'm not actually in San Francisco, I'm in a [[BuffySpeak horror... place...]] where cups... [[ParanoiaFuel and presumably, anything...]] could actually secretly be [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes a spider]]. ({{Beat}}) ...Well, there's only one course of action for this!\\
''(SmashCut to his character curled up in a ball in the corner, rocking back and forth)''\\
'''[=NerdCubed=]''': [[MadnessMantra ...put him on a longboat 'til he's sober, put him on a longboat 'til he's sober, put him on a longboat 'til he's sober...]]
-->--'''WebVideo/NerdCubed''', while playing ''Videogame/Prey2017''

->'''Submitter''': So, let's be clear. There was suspicious activity on my card Saturday.\\
'''[[PointyHairedBoss Manager]]''': Right.\\
'''Submitter''': Rather than reach out to inform me and confirm the charges actually were fraud, you made the decision yourselves, froze my accounts, and cancelled the card while leaving me completely in the dark.\\
'''Manager''': Right.\\
'''Submitter''': However, you put the holds on only after confirming payment on the suspicious charges; meaning had they actually not been me, you would have allowed a fraudster to [[KarmaHoudini obtain those goods on my dime]].\\
'''Manager''': R-Right.\\
'''Submitter''': Then, when I wrote a check on Monday, it cleared with no trouble, despite the freeze on my account.\\
'''Manager''': (unable to respond, presumably realizing he's just lost a customer)\\
'''Submitter''': I'm going to need you to close my accounts. I no longer believe that my money is safe [[IncompetenceInc here]].
-->-- ''Website/NotAlwaysWorking'', "[[https://notalwaysright.com/a-broad-definition-of-fraud/174298/ A Broad Definition Of Fraud]]"

-> ''And that, ladies and gents, is the universal sound of "Time to go somewhere else."''
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIrUebor7us A commentator]] on Ravenous Demon ([[DropInNemesis Deviljho's]] theme)

->'''George:''' I'm at the point where we call it quits, we euthanize the whole project- I'm done.\\
'''Diamondbolt:''' George, we are ''one'' video in.\\
''[...]''\\
'''George:''' I can't ''fuckin''' take it, I'm gonna commit a fuckin' crime-
-->--[[https://youtu.be/3Anranh--ds "Watching Cursed 3AM Videos"]]

->Screw you! I am gonna go play {{VideoGame/Minecraft}}!
-->--'''[[RunningGag Various characters]]''', {{Creator/LazyPurple}}'s ''[[WebVideo/HowItFeelsToPlayTF2 How it FEELS to Play...]]'' series
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-> ''Goodbye everyone! I’ll remember you all in therapy!''
-->--'''Plankton''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarepants'', “The Algae’s Always Greener”

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[[VideoGame/TheWarriors Video Game]]''

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[[VideoGame/TheWarriors -->--[[VideoGame/TheWarriors The Warriors Video Game]]''


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->Summoned Patches
->(not even ten seconds later)
->[[LovableCoward Patches]] has returned to his world.
-->--''VideoGame/EldenRing'', during the fight with [[OneManArmy General]] [[LightningBruiser Radahn]]
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->That's it. I'm outta this cartoon! ''I'm gonna haunt ghosts...''

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->That's it. I'm outta this cartoon! ''I'm gonna haunt ghosts...''Let me know how it goes.
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->'''Ash''': Who the hell are these dudes?!
->'''Snow:''' I don't wanna find out
->'''Vermin''': I say we take off
[[VideoGame/TheWarriors Video Game]]''
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->Formora inhaled shakily and pushed away from the wall. She was going to run, she decided. At the first moment available she was going to run and never look back. Run until her legs gave out and then maybe some more if she could siphon strength from the surrounding life--because this, ''this'', was pure ''madness''.
-->-- ''Fanfic/NoStarsInSight''
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->'''Baroness Von Bon Bon:''' My name is Baroness Von Bon Bon and today is your lucky day! You get to eat all the sweet treats you desire!\\
'''Cuphead:''' [Beat] ...Aaaaaand goodbye. [marches away]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheCupheadShow'', "Sweet Temptation"
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-->-- '''Wendell''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHwvpKc30ds to his boss]], ''''Film/{{Traxx}}''

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-->-- '''Wendell''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHwvpKc30ds to his boss]], ''''Film/{{Traxx}}''
'''Film/{{Traxx}}'''
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-->--''WesternAnimation/TheCorpseBride''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/TheCorpseBride''
-->--''WesternAnimation/CorpseBride''
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-->--''WesternAnimation/TheCorpseBride
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->'''Mr. Everglot:''' Fetch my musket!\\
'''Emil:''' Fetch your own musket — I'm off!
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheCorpseBride

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->'''Advisor:''' Your Majesty, it seems that Napoleon is back and marching this way with 1000 men.\\
'''King Louis XVIII:''' That guy? No problem. We have hundreds of thousands of men. Send them to arrest him.\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Advisor:''' Ugh, Your Majesty? It seems the thousands of men we sent to arrest Napoleon have all joined his side.\\
'''King Louis XVIII:''' ...Well, I'm off to Belgium. If you ever need a king again, be sure to let me know.

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->'''Advisor:''' Your Majesty, it seems that Napoleon is back and marching this way with 1000 men.\\
'''King Louis XVIII:''' That guy? No problem. We have hundreds of thousands of men. Send them to arrest him.\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Advisor:''' Ugh,
Your Majesty? It seems the thousands of men we sent to arrest Napoleon have all joined his side.\\
'''King Louis XVIII:''' ...Well, I'm off to Belgium. If you ever need a king again, be sure to let me know. ''(speeds off in a Porsche)''
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->'''Advisor:''' Your Majesty, it seems that Napoleon is back and marching this way with 1000 men.\\
'''King Louis XVIII:''' That guy? No problem. We have hundreds of thousands of men. Send them to arrest him.\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Advisor:''' Ugh, Your Majesty? It seems the thousands of men we sent to arrest Napoleon have all joined his side.\\
'''King Louis XVIII:''' ...Well, I'm off to Belgium. If you ever need a king again, be sure to let me know.
-->--''The Napoleonic Wars - WebAnimation/OverSimplified (Part 2)''

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