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->'''Carter''': I say! Can't we simply pay this Fillmore fellow to give us what we want?
->'''George''': He spent... ''the whole night'' guarding that test. ''Does that sound like someone who can be bought!?''

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->'''Carter''': I say! Can't we simply pay this Fillmore fellow to give us what we want?
->'''George''':
want?\\
'''George''':
He spent... ''the whole night'' guarding that test. ''Does that sound like someone who can be bought!?''



->'''Bud Fox''': What I see is a jealous old machinist who can't stand the fact that his son has become more successful than he has!
->'''Carl Fox''': What you see is a guy who never measured a man's success by the size of his [[SuddenlyShouting WALLET]]!...I don't go to bed with no whore, and I don't wake up with no whore. That's how I live with myself. I don't know how you do it.

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->'''Bud Fox''': What I see is a jealous old machinist who can't stand the fact that his son has become more successful than he has!
->'''Carl
has!\\
'''Carl
Fox''': What you see is a guy who never measured a man's success by the size of his [[SuddenlyShouting WALLET]]!...I don't go to bed with no whore, and I don't wake up with no whore. That's how I live with myself. I don't know how you do it.



-->-- '''Jotaro Kujo''', ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders'', before [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown the history's biggest]] [[RapidFireFisticuffs "ORAORAORAORAORAORA"]]

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-->-- '''Jotaro Kujo''', ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders'', ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders'', before [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown the history's biggest]] [[RapidFireFisticuffs "ORAORAORAORAORAORA"]]
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-->-- '''Jotaro Kujo''', ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'', before [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown the history's biggest]] [[RapidFireFisticuffs "ORAORAORAORAORAORA"]]

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-->-- '''Jotaro Kujo''', ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'', ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders'', before [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown the history's biggest]] [[RapidFireFisticuffs "ORAORAORAORAORAORA"]]

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->Your money won't save you any more than it would me.
-->-- ''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}''

->I do'nae trust any dollar I hav'nae earned.

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->Your ->''"Your money won't save you any more than it would me.
me."''
-->-- '''1st Officer William Murdoch''', ''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}''

->I ->''"I do'nae trust any dollar I hav'nae earned."''



->"Not your money. Not you. Money talks, and I don’t like how this money sounds. [[MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate She]] spends five thousand lives like someone else would spend change. [[NebulousEvilOrganization Cauldron]] [[SuperSerum made innocent people]] [[PsychoSerum into monsters.]] They took everything from them. I can’t deal with that in good faith."

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->"Not ->''"Not your money. Not you. Money talks, and I don’t like how this money sounds. [[MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate She]] spends five thousand lives like someone else would spend change. [[NebulousEvilOrganization Cauldron]] [[SuperSerum made innocent people]] [[PsychoSerum into monsters.]] They took everything from them. I can’t deal with that in good faith.""''



->I owe [[spoiler:Mr. Amano]] a debt of gratitude. But he must pay his debt to society.

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->I ->''"I owe [[spoiler:Mr. Amano]] a debt of gratitude. But he must pay his debt to society."''



->The Vietnamese are very intelligent. [[ISurrenderSuckers You never know what they think.]] The Russian ones who help them, "come and give us their money. We are all Communists." "Chinese give us guns. We are all brothers." They ''hate'' the Chinese! Maybe they hate the American less than the Russian and the Chinese. I mean, if tomorrow the Vietnamese are Communists they will be ''Vietnamese'' Communists. And this is something you never understood, you American.

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->The ->''"The Vietnamese are very intelligent. [[ISurrenderSuckers You never know what they think.]] The Russian ones who help them, "come 'come and give us their money. We are all Communists." "Chinese ' 'Chinese give us guns. We are all brothers." ' They ''hate'' the Chinese! Maybe they hate the American less than the Russian and the Chinese. I mean, if tomorrow the Vietnamese are Communists they will be ''Vietnamese'' Communists. And this is something you never understood, you American."''



->Others make cash, we make history.

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->Others ->''"Others make cash, we make history."''



->A gentleman's name should appear in the newspaper only three times: When he's born, when he marries, and when he dies. And we are, first and foremost, gentlemen.

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->A ->''"A gentleman's name should appear in the newspaper only three times: When he's born, when he marries, and when he dies. And we are, first and foremost, gentlemen."''



-> '''Bud Fox''': What I see is a jealous old machinist who can't stand the fact that his son has become more successful than he has!
-> '''Carl Fox''': What you see is a guy who never measured a man's success by the size of his [[SuddenlyShouting WALLET]]!...I don't go to bed with no whore, and I don't wake up with no whore. That's how I live with myself. I don't know how you do it.

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-> '''Bud ->'''Bud Fox''': What I see is a jealous old machinist who can't stand the fact that his son has become more successful than he has!
-> '''Carl ->'''Carl Fox''': What you see is a guy who never measured a man's success by the size of his [[SuddenlyShouting WALLET]]!...I don't go to bed with no whore, and I don't wake up with no whore. That's how I live with myself. I don't know how you do it.



->You really are the worst scum in history. [[HumiliationConga What you]] [[KickTheDog have done...]] cannot be paid back with money!

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->You ->''"You really are the worst scum in history. [[HumiliationConga What you]] [[KickTheDog have done...]] cannot be paid back with money!money!"''



->As [[LizardFolk a reptile]] I've gotten through my entire life without sucking on a teat, and I'm not about to start with the government's.

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->As ->''"As [[LizardFolk a reptile]] I've gotten through my entire life without sucking on a teat, and I'm not about to start with the government's."''



-> "Your destiny ... cannot be purchased."

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-> "Your ->''"Your destiny ... cannot be purchased.""''


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->''"Must be President some day. A man you can't cajole, can't frighten, can't buy."''
-->-- '''Creator/BramStoker''', on UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt in 1895
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-> "Your destiny ... cannot be purchased."
-->-- '''The Gatekeeper''', ''VideoGame/GrimFandango''
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->As [[LizardFolk a reptile]] I've gotten through my entire life without sucking on a teat, and I'm not about to start with the government's.
-->-- '''Gannji''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
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->'''John Dagget''': I gave you a small fortune!\\
'''Bane''': And you think this gives you power over me?

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->'''John Dagget''': I gave I've made you a small fortune!\\
'''Bane''': And you think this gives you power over me?
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->'''Hubert:''' The Vietnamese are very intelligent. [[ISurrenderSuckers You never know what they think.]] The Russian ones who help them, "come and give us their money. We are all Communists." "Chinese give us guns. We are all brothers." They ''hate'' the Chinese! Maybe they hate the American less than the Russian and the Chinese. I mean, if tomorrow the Vietnamese are Communists they will be ''Vietnamese'' Communists. And this is something you never understood, you American.

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->'''Hubert:''' The ->The Vietnamese are very intelligent. [[ISurrenderSuckers You never know what they think.]] The Russian ones who help them, "come and give us their money. We are all Communists." "Chinese give us guns. We are all brothers." They ''hate'' the Chinese! Maybe they hate the American less than the Russian and the Chinese. I mean, if tomorrow the Vietnamese are Communists they will be ''Vietnamese'' Communists. And this is something you never understood, you American.
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-->-- '''Miles Edgeworth''', ''AceAttorneyInvestigations''

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-->-- '''Miles Edgeworth''', ''AceAttorneyInvestigations''
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->You really are the worst scum in history. [[HumiliationConga What you]] [[KickTheDog have done...]] cannot be paid back with money!
-->-- '''Jotaro Kujo''', ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'', before [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown the history's biggest]] [[RapidFireFisticuffs "ORAORAORAORAORAORA"]]
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->"Not your money. Not you. Money talks, and I don’t like how this money sounds. [[MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate She]] spends five thousand lives like someone else would spend change. [[NebulousEvilOrganization Cauldron]] [[SuperSerum made innocent people]] [[PsychoSerum into monsters.]] They took everything from them. I can’t deal with that in good faith."
-->-- '''Faultline''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}''
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->'''Weekes:''' If you're not willing to provide us what we want, maybe we need to renegotiate your pay.\\
'''Nathan:''' Alicia, would you mind explaining the terms of my contract?\\
'''Alicia:''' Mr. Ingrim said that he felt this project was his patriotic duty as an American citizen. He's building and selling us the Machine... for one dollar.
-->-- ''Series/PersonOfInterest''
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->'''Carter''': I say! Can't we simply pay this Fillmore fellow to give us what we want?
->'''George''': He spent... ''the whole night'' guarding that test. ''Does that sound like someone who can be bought!?''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Fillmore}}'', "A Cold Day At X"
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---> '''Bud Fox''': What I see is a jealous old machinist who can't stand the fact that his son has become more successful than he has!
---> '''Carl Fox''': What you see is a guy who never measured a man's success by the size of his [[SuddenlyShouting WALLET]]!...I don't go to bed with no whore, and I don't wake up with no whore. That's how I live with myself. I don't know how you do it.

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---> -> '''Bud Fox''': What I see is a jealous old machinist who can't stand the fact that his son has become more successful than he has!
---> -> '''Carl Fox''': What you see is a guy who never measured a man's success by the size of his [[SuddenlyShouting WALLET]]!...I don't go to bed with no whore, and I don't wake up with no whore. That's how I live with myself. I don't know how you do it.
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---> '''Bud Fox''': What I see is a jealous old machinist who can't stand the fact that his son has become more successful than he has!
---> '''Carl Fox''': What you see is a guy who never measured a man's success by the size of his [[SuddenlyShouting WALLET]]!...I don't go to bed with no whore, and I don't wake up with no whore. That's how I live with myself. I don't know how you do it.
-->-- ''Film/WallStreet''
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->A gentleman's name should appear in the newspaper only three times: When he's born, when he marries, and when he dies. And we are, first and foremost, gentlemen.
-->-- '''Harry Hart''', ''Film/KingsmanTheSecretService''
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-->--'''Martin Luther'''

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-->--'''Martin -->-- '''Martin Luther'''



-->"Signs", '''Five Man Electrical Band''' (1981)

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-->"Signs", -->-- "Signs", '''Five Man Electrical Band''' (1981)



-->-- ''Film/{{Titanic}}''

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-->-- ''Film/{{Titanic}}''
''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}''



-->--''Film/TheDarkKnightRises''

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-->--''Film/TheDarkKnightRises''
-->-- ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises''



-->--'''Hubert''', ''Film/ApocalypseNow''

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-->--'''Hubert''', -->-- '''Hubert''', ''Film/ApocalypseNow''



-->'''Wrestling/TheUsos''', ''WWE''

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-->'''Wrestling/TheUsos''', -->-- '''Wrestling/TheUsos''', ''WWE''



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->''And the sign said "[[NewAgeRetroHippie Long-haired freaky people]] need not apply"\\
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why\\
He said "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do"\\
So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that. Huh! Me workin' for you!"''
-->"Signs", '''Five Man Electrical Band''' (1981)
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->Hier stehe, ich kann nicht anders.

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->Hier stehe, ich kann nicht anders.[[note]]German. "Here I stand, I can do no other."[[/note]]

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->''"Hier stehe, ich kann nicht anders."''

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->''"Hier ->Hier stehe, ich kann nicht anders."''




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->''"Your money won't save you any more than it would me."''

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->''"Your ->Your money won't save you any more than it would me."''



->''"I do'nae trust any dollar I hav'nae earned."''

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->''"I ->I do'nae trust any dollar I hav'nae earned."''



->'''John Dagget''': I gave you a small fortune!
->'''Bane''': And you think this gives you power over me?

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->'''John Dagget''': I gave you a small fortune!
->'''Bane''':
fortune!\\
'''Bane''':
And you think this gives you power over me?



->''"Others make cash, we make history."''

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->''"Others ->'''Hubert:''' The Vietnamese are very intelligent. [[ISurrenderSuckers You never know what they think.]] The Russian ones who help them, "come and give us their money. We are all Communists." "Chinese give us guns. We are all brothers." They ''hate'' the Chinese! Maybe they hate the American less than the Russian and the Chinese. I mean, if tomorrow the Vietnamese are Communists they will be ''Vietnamese'' Communists. And this is something you never understood, you American.
-->--'''Hubert''', ''Film/ApocalypseNow''

->Others
make cash, we make history."''



->'''Simulation Worker''': But sir, we've spent so much money on this project!
-> '''Kaiba''': Screw the money, I have rules! No wait, let me try that again...

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->'''Simulation Worker''': But sir, we've spent so much money on this project!
->
project!\\
'''Kaiba''': Screw the money, I have rules! No wait, let me try that again...



->''You can't bribe ME! Satan is incorruptible...weird as that may sound.''
-->-- '''Satan''' to an oligarch trying to bribe his way out of Hell, ''Radio/OldHarrysGame''

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->''You can't bribe ME! Satan is incorruptible...weird as that may sound.''
-->-- '''Satan''' to an oligarch trying to bribe his way out of Hell, ''Radio/OldHarrysGame''
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->'''[=McGhee=]:''' Why couldn't you just ''let it go?'' Why do you always have to be "Mr. Clean"?\\
'''Gently:''' Because life isn't a racket, Don.
-->--''Series/InspectorGeorgeGently'', "Gently Into the Cathedral"
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->I owe [[spoiler:Mr. Amano]] a debt of gratitude. But he must pay his debt to society.
-->-- '''Miles Edgeworth''', ''AceAttorneyInvestigations''
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->"'''A man with principles' is just another way of saying 'he can't be bought cheap'."''
--> Chester Hoenicker, ''Film/{{Flubber}}''
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->''"I do'nae trust any dollar I hav'nae earned."''
-->-- '''Scrooge [=McDuck=]''', ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales''
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->''"Hier stehe, ich kann nicht anders."''
-->--'''Martin Luther'''
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->''You can't bribe ME! Satan is incorruptible...weird as that may sound.''
-->-- '''Satan''' to an oligarch trying to bribe his way out of Hell, ''Radio/OldHarrysGame''
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-->'''The Usos''', ''WWE''

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-->'''The Usos''', -->'''Wrestling/TheUsos''', ''WWE''
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-->-- ''{{Titanic}}''

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-->-- ''{{Titanic}}''
''Film/{{Titanic}}''



--> Chester Hoenicker, Flubber

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--> Chester Hoenicker, Flubber
''Film/{{Flubber}}''



-->-- ''Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Movie'', the TropeNamer.

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-->-- ''Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Movie'', the TropeNamer.
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->'''Simulation Worker''': But sir, we've spent so much money on this project!
-> '''Kaiba''': Screw the money, I have rules! No wait, let me try that again...
-->-- ''Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Movie'', the TropeNamer.
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->''"Others make cash, we make history."''
-->'''The Usos''', ''WWE''
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->'''John Dagget''': I gave you a small fortune!
->'''Bane''': And you think this gives you power over me?
-->--''Film/TheDarkKnightRises''

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