History Quotes / SarcasmMode

->'''Green Arrow:''' Green Arrow's got this.\\

-->"No," said the [[MechanicalHorse robass]]. "I do not mean no period. I mean no question mark with an ironical inflection."

-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

-->--''Literature/SpyGearAdventures''[[note]]Cyril is only a year or two older than the other two]][[/note]]

->'''[=GLaDOS=]''': Unless you have a plan for building some [[AIIsACrapshoot supercomputer parts]] in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Good job on that, by the way.]] ''beep'' [[AC:[[MachineMonotone Sarcasm Sphere self-Test complete]]]].

'''Professor''': Ohhh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm-My-Own-Grandpa"! Let's get out of here already! Screw history!

-->'''Fry''': But won't that change history?\\

-->--'''Zer0''', ''Videogame/{{Borderlands 2}}''

->'''Lana:''' Wait, here's an idea-you talk louder, and maybe they'll come to us.\\
'''Archer:''' We'd lose the element of surprise Lana.\\
'''Lana:''' That was sarcasm!\\
'''Archer:''' No way? Really? Because so was that, just now.

->'''Brandy:''' Okay, is it possible to work even slower?\\
'''Ed:''' You know, I haven't given it that much thought but I reckon it just might be possible.\\
'''Brandy:'''I was totally being sarcastic\\
'''Ed:''' Oh well it shames me to admit it Miss Brandy but I don't traffic in sarcasm too much so I don't really tend to recognize it when it is out there. You could give me a heads up like "Hey sarcastic comment coming" Just let me know then I'll have my eyes open. I mean come on, a sarcastic otter? That'll be unnatural.

-->-- ''[[GauntsGhosts In Remembrance]]''

-->-- ''BrandyAndMrWhiskers''

-->-- '''Malcolm''', ''{{Malcolm in the Middle}}''

-->-- ''{{Supernatural}}'', "Appointment in Samarra"

->-- '''Abed''', ''Series/{{Community}}'', ''[[Recap/CommunityS1E16CommunicationStudies Communication Studies]]''

->'''Homer:''' Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! ''[leaves, slamming the door. {{beat}}. pokes his head back in]'' By the way, I was being sarcastic! ''[slams door]''

->'''[=GLaDOS=]''': Sorry about the mess. I've really let the place go since you've killed me. By the way, thanks for that!
->'''Aperture Announcer:''' [[RunningGag Sarcasm self-test complete.]]
->'''[=GLaDOS=]''': [[LampshadeHanging Oh, good. That's back online.]]

->'''Domor''': "If you can't be anything but sarcastic, Feygor, shut the feth up!"
->'''Feygor''': "I'm not being sarcastic."
->'''Squad''': "Shut the feth up!"
->'''Feygor''': "It's this thing! This thing!" ''(indicates his augmetic voice-box)'' "It makes me sound fething sarcastic even when I'm not!"
->'''Brostin''': "To be fair, [[DeadpanSnarker you're sarcastic most of the time anyway]]."
->'''Feygor''': "Not always."
->'''Yael''': "How can we tell when you're not being sarcastic?"
->'''Mktag''': "Maybe he could hold up a hand when he's actually being sarcastic for real. Like a signal."
->'''Feygor''': "Oh, that's a good idea."
->''(beat, everyone looks at Feygor)''
->'''Feygor''': ''(raises his hand reluctantly)''

->'''Brandy:''' Okay, is it possible to work even slower?
->'''Ed:''' You know, I haven't given it that much thought but I reckon it just might be possible.
->'''Brandy:'''I was totally being sarcastic
->'''Ed:''' Oh well it shames me to admit it Miss Brandy but I don't traffic in sarcasm too much so I don't really tend to recognize it when it is out there. You could give me a heads up like "Hey sarcastic comment coming" Just let me know then I'll have my eyes open. I mean come on, a sarcastic otter? That'll be unnatural.

->'''Lana:''' Wait, here's an idea-you talk louder, and maybe they'll come to us.
->'''Archer:''' We'd lose the element of surprise Lana.
->'''Lana:''' That was sarcasm!
->'''Archer:''' No way? Really? Because so was that, just now.

->'''Marge:''' [[CaptainObvious Well, duh.]]

->'''Dean:''' Are you serious?
->'''[[TheGrimReaper Death]]:''' No, I'm being incredibly sarcastic.

->'''Q&A''': Do [you] use sarcasm?\\
'''Drake''': What, me? Never.
--> -- ''Blog/{{Bronyism}}''

-->-- ''{{Supernatural}}''

->'''TheGrimReaper Death]]:''' No, I'm being incredibly sarcastic.

->'''Death:''' No, I'm being incredibly sarcastic.