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->''"We currently have the longest playoff drought in the league. We were horrible for 90% of our existence. The greatest player in team history is a sociopathic murderer who will likely spend the rest of his life in prison. An [[Music/BonJovi 80s rock star]] is actively trying to relocate the team to Fucking [[CanadaEh Toronto.]]"''

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->''"We currently have the longest playoff drought in the league. We were horrible for 90% of our existence. The greatest player in team history is a sociopathic murderer who will likely spend the rest of his life in prison. An [[Music/BonJovi 80s rock star]] is actively trying to relocate the team to Fucking [[CanadaEh Toronto.]]"''"''
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-->-- ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

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-->-- ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''
''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy1978''
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->'''Rook:''' At least things can't get any worse.

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->'''Rook:''' At least things can't get any worse.\\
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-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffectAndromeda''

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-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffectAndromeda''''VideoGame/MassEffectAndromeda''

->'''Rook:''' At least things can't get any worse.
'''Ben:''' A-are you crazy?! ''Never'' say that out loud!
-->--''WesternAnimation/Ben10Omniverse'', "Outbreak"
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'''Mario''': Hey, I could think of another way things could be worse!\\

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'''Mario''': Hey, I could can think of another way things could be worse!\\

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->'''Vorenus:''' This isn't the army, brother. We here -- we're pimps, knifemen, thieves. You sure you're sunk so low?
->'''Mascius:''' I walked here from Capua. I slept in ditches. And when I get here, they say a black-hearted villain has taken over the Aventine college. He's in league with the gods below, they say. And his name is Lucius Vorenus. Well I thought to myself, "Mascius, old boy, your luck has changed.".

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->'''Vorenus:''' This isn't the army, brother. We here -- we're pimps, knifemen, thieves. You sure you're sunk so low?
->'''Mascius:'''
low?\\
'''Mascius:'''
I walked here from Capua. I slept in ditches. And when I get here, they say a black-hearted villain has taken over the Aventine college. He's in league with the gods below, they say. And his name is Lucius Vorenus. Well I thought to myself, "Mascius, old boy, your luck has changed.".



-->--''[[Literature/TheMagicians The Magician King]]''

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-->--''[[Literature/TheMagicians The Magician King]]''King]]''

->'''Liam:''' Could be worse...\\
'''Ryder:''' How? Habitat 7's a bust, we might've started a war with the first aliens we met, and our Pathfinder's dead. ''This'' better be rock bottom.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffectAndromeda''
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->'''Marco:''' Dad, it's about to get weird.
->'''Marco's Dad:''' Please. [[BrokenMasquerade It can't get any weirder]].
->'''Marco:''' Dad, just a suggestion, but when you're dealing with the Animorphs, never say it can't get any weirder. It always does.

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->'''Marco:''' Dad, it's about to get weird.
->'''Marco's
weird.\\
'''Marco's
Dad:''' Please. [[BrokenMasquerade It can't get any weirder]].
->'''Marco:'''
weirder]].\\
'''Marco:'''
Dad, just a suggestion, but when you're dealing with the Animorphs, never say it can't get any weirder. It always does.



->'''The Grand Canal Dragon:''' '''[[HeroWannabe You wish to be the hero, but you do not know what a hero is]]. You think a hero is one who wins. But a hero must be prepared to lose, Quentin. Are you? Are you prepared to lose everything?'''
->'''Quentin Coldwater:''' I've already lost everything.
->'''The Grand Canal Dragon:''' '''Oh, no. You have so much more left to lose.'''

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->'''The Grand Canal Dragon:''' '''[[HeroWannabe '''[[HeroicWannabe You wish to be the hero, but you do not know what a hero is]]. You think a hero is one who wins. But a hero must be prepared to lose, Quentin. Are you? Are you prepared to lose everything?'''
->'''Quentin
everything?'''\\
'''Quentin
Coldwater:''' I've already lost everything.
->'''The
everything.\\
'''The
Grand Canal Dragon:''' '''Oh, no. You have so much more left to lose.'''
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-->--'''Wade Wilson''', ''Film/Deadpool2''

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-->--'''Wade Wilson''', ''Film/Deadpool2''''Film/Deadpool2''

->'''The Grand Canal Dragon:''' '''[[HeroWannabe You wish to be the hero, but you do not know what a hero is]]. You think a hero is one who wins. But a hero must be prepared to lose, Quentin. Are you? Are you prepared to lose everything?'''
->'''Quentin Coldwater:''' I've already lost everything.
->'''The Grand Canal Dragon:''' '''Oh, no. You have so much more left to lose.'''
-->--''[[Literature/TheMagicians The Magician King]]''
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-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #45: The Revelation''

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-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #45: The Revelation''Revelation''

->''"In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. In Film/CoolRunnings, it was when Creator/JohnCandy's prized bobsled broke. In Film/TheHumanCentipede, [[TakeThat it was when those people signed on to be in that movie]]. But in this film, well, you're looking at it. Rock, meet bottom."''
-->--'''Wade Wilson''', ''Film/Deadpool2''
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-->--''Literature/{{Nation}}''

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-->--''Literature/{{Nation}}''-->--''Literature/{{Nation}}''

->'''Marco:''' Dad, it's about to get weird.
->'''Marco's Dad:''' Please. [[BrokenMasquerade It can't get any weirder]].
->'''Marco:''' Dad, just a suggestion, but when you're dealing with the Animorphs, never say it can't get any weirder. It always does.
-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #45: The Revelation''
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-->--''Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit?''

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-->--''Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit?''Shit?''

->It had not been a good night for [[ButtMonkey Arthur Septimus Polegrave]], who would have been known to his friends, [[FriendlessBackground if he had any friends]], as "Septic." He knew he was dying. He just knew it. He must be. There couldn't be a single thing in this jungle that hadn't tried to bite, peck or sting him during the last dark soupy hour. There were spiders - giant horrible things, waiting at nose-height on every path - there were the insects, every one armed, by the feel of it with red-hot needles. Things had bitten his ears and climbed up his trousers. Things had trodden on him. In the middle of the night, something horrible had flopped down onto his head, which it had tried to unscrew. As soon as he could see clearly, he would take his chances and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere make a run for the boat and a getaway]]. All in all, he thought, as he pulled something with far too many legs out of his ear, things were about as bad as they could get.
->There was a rustling in the tree above him, and he looked up just as a well-fed grandfather bird threw up in time for breakfast, and found that he was wrong.
-->--''Literature/{{Nation}}''
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->You've just queued for three and a half hours to shit out your £8 botulism burger plus most of your innards, having navigated your way through a herd of tripping hippies, and now you are standing, at great personal financial expense, in the pissing rain, approximately four miles from a stage on which there is [[Music/RodStewart Rod fucking Stewart]]. You're [[SarcasmMode living the fucking dream all right]], [[TemptingFate but at least it can't get any worse]]. But then, here it comes, carried by the chilly breeze, ''precisely'' the sort of fucking cunt you came here to get away from, the braying cry of the [[BourgeoisBohemian acid toff]]: "Tim! Time!"

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->You've just queued for three and a half hours to shit out your £8 botulism burger plus most of your innards, having navigated your way through a herd of tripping hippies, and now you are standing, at great personal financial expense, in the pissing rain, approximately four miles from a stage on which there is [[Music/RodStewart Rod fucking Stewart]]. You're [[SarcasmMode living the fucking dream all right]], [[TemptingFate but at least it can't get any worse]]. But then, here it comes, carried by the chilly breeze, ''precisely'' the sort of fucking cunt you came here to get away from, the braying cry of the [[BourgeoisBohemian acid toff]]: "Tim! Time!"Tim!"

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