History Quotes / RobotWar

14th Apr '16 6:37:07 AM MarqFJA
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-->-- Introduction to [=EarthSiege 2=]

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-->-- Introduction to [=EarthSiege 2=]
''VideoGame/{{Earthsiege}} 2''
9th Jan '16 7:17:48 AM Morgenthaler
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--> '''SymphonyX - Iconoclast'''

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--> '''SymphonyX '''Music/SymphonyX - Iconoclast'''
21st Jun '15 3:38:49 AM Hylarn
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-- >--'''[[Franchise/RatchetAndClank Courtney Gears]]''', [[VillainSong Death to Squishies]]

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-- >--'''[[Franchise/RatchetAndClank -->--'''[[Franchise/RatchetAndClank Courtney Gears]]''', [[VillainSong Death to Squishies]]
21st Jun '15 3:37:46 AM Hylarn
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[[OmnicidalManiac When we exterminate all organic life!"]]\\

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[[OmnicidalManiac When we exterminate all organic life!"]]\\life!"]]
4th Jun '15 10:34:08 AM Discar
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-> '''Trooper Douro''': Sir, I put a plasma gun shot dead center on the machine's chest and saw it go down. It didn't make any difference, they kept coming, no matter how much fire we poured into them. I lost count of how many shots I fired, but half the time these things just got back up again!

-> '''Colonel Montague''': You are sure the weapons were properly consecrated before the engagement? The war spirits were honoured?

-> '''Trooper Douro''': Yes, damn it, we -[''Sergeant Bullen administers physical correction for use of inappropriate language before a senior officer''] Yes- yes, the weapon spirits were honoured.

-> '''Colonel Montague''': Then continue. What happened next?

-> '''Trooper Douro''': I saw Lukiz and Hucks collapse, their skin and muscle stripped from their bodies by these metal daemons' weapons, it was horrible. The Chimera was giving us some good fire support, but even that could barely keep them at bay. Our line was holding, just, but then I saw a swarm of gleaming, beetle-like things sweep over our heads and attach themselves to the tank. Before we knew what was happening they detonated and blasted the Chimera's turret clean off. One of them must've hit the magazine... a second later it blew sky high, taking two of Red Company's squads with it.

-> '''Colonel Montague''': Did you see anything other than the mechanical warriors and the swarming machines that destroyed the Chimera?

-> '''Trooper Douro''': Uh... yes. Like I said, no matter how hard we hit em, we couldn't stop their advance, but we were still putting a lot of em down. Then as I went back to get more plasma cells for my gun, I saw this weird black light, like a miniature tornado suddenly appear behind Blue Company's heavy weapons platoon. I shouted a warning, but it was too late. More of these mechanical devils emerged from that darkness and fired a volley of shots into them. [''Subject sobs uncontrollably for several minutes until disciplinary correction administered by Sergeant Bullen''] Sorry... then this creature in crumbling robes and carrying a staff that crackled with power was amongst them and carved them up. I saw the Captain cut in two and Commissar Vaughn was ripped apart by this monster's bodyguard. The rest of the platoon broke and ran, but I was quicker. I managed to get to the bunker and, Emperor forgive me, I locked the door and hid. I didn't come out for three days but, when I did, there was nothing left.

-> '''Colonel Montague''': You are a disgrace to the regiment, Douro. You are scum of the worst kind, a deserter and a coward and I shall take great pleasure in watching your execution. Take him away, sergeant.

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-> '''Trooper Douro''': Sir, I put a plasma gun shot dead center on the machine's chest and saw it go down. It didn't make any difference, they kept coming, no matter how much fire we poured into them. I lost count of how many shots I fired, but half the time these things just got back up again!

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again!\\
'''Colonel Montague''': You are sure the weapons were properly consecrated before the engagement? The war spirits were honoured?

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honoured?\\
'''Trooper Douro''': Yes, damn it, we -[''Sergeant Bullen administers physical correction for use of inappropriate language before a senior officer''] Yes- yes, the weapon spirits were honoured.

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honoured.\\
'''Colonel Montague''': Then continue. What happened next?

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next?\\
'''Trooper Douro''': I saw Lukiz and Hucks collapse, their skin and muscle stripped from their bodies by these metal daemons' weapons, it was horrible. The Chimera was giving us some good fire support, but even that could barely keep them at bay. Our line was holding, just, but then I saw a swarm of gleaming, beetle-like things sweep over our heads and attach themselves to the tank. Before we knew what was happening they detonated and blasted the Chimera's turret clean off. One of them must've hit the magazine... a second later it blew sky high, taking two of Red Company's squads with it.

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it.\\
'''Colonel Montague''': Did you see anything other than the mechanical warriors and the swarming machines that destroyed the Chimera?

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Chimera?\\
'''Trooper Douro''': Uh... yes. Like I said, no matter how hard we hit em, we couldn't stop their advance, but we were still putting a lot of em down. Then as I went back to get more plasma cells for my gun, I saw this weird black light, like a miniature tornado suddenly appear behind Blue Company's heavy weapons platoon. I shouted a warning, but it was too late. More of these mechanical devils emerged from that darkness and fired a volley of shots into them. [''Subject sobs uncontrollably for several minutes until disciplinary correction administered by Sergeant Bullen''] Sorry... then this creature in crumbling robes and carrying a staff that crackled with power was amongst them and carved them up. I saw the Captain cut in two and Commissar Vaughn was ripped apart by this monster's bodyguard. The rest of the platoon broke and ran, but I was quicker. I managed to get to the bunker and, Emperor forgive me, I locked the door and hid. I didn't come out for three days but, when I did, there was nothing left.

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left.\\
'''Colonel Montague''': You are a disgrace to the regiment, Douro. You are scum of the worst kind, a deserter and a coward and I shall take great pleasure in watching your execution. Take him away, sergeant.
4th Jun '15 8:49:37 AM Discar
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-->-- '''Trois morceaux en forme de mechanika''' by Gord Sellar

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-->-- '''Trois morceaux en forme de mechanika''' by Gord SellarSellar

->'''Commander Foxworthy:''' Are you worried that Eina-Afa will get overrun by Ventura's mechanical crypt-spiders?\\
'''Commodore Tagon:''' Ventura already instigated ''one'' robot apocalypse. I'm dropping a marker and calling that the career limit.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
8th May '15 4:24:59 PM MechWarrior
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-- >--'''[[RatchetAndClank Courtney Gears]]''', [[VillainSong Death to Squishies]]

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-- >--'''[[RatchetAndClank >--'''[[Franchise/RatchetAndClank Courtney Gears]]''', [[VillainSong Death to Squishies]]
8th May '15 4:24:27 PM MechWarrior
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-->--[=Binärpilot=], "Robot Wars"

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-->--[=Binärpilot=], -->--[=Bin ärpilot=], "Robot Wars"
8th May '15 4:24:17 PM MechWarrior
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-->--Binärpilot, "Robot Wars"

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-->--Binärpilot, -->--[=Binärpilot=], "Robot Wars"
28th Mar '15 5:24:12 PM Odon
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-->-- The Soldier, ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

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-->-- The Soldier, ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

->''These humans are naked, unarmed, and weak. There will be something a human might find similar to pity, in the foil-formed minds of the explorers, who remind themselves that the poor animals are to be gathered up for study; or, if they resist and pose a threat, they must be cut down where they stand. A pity, yes, but the rules are the rules. It is unnecessary to remind them that the mechanika did not end up throwing off their shackles, and inheriting the earth, by breaking the rules of human power, but by observing them, by learning and following them carefully.''
-->-- '''Trois morceaux en forme de mechanika''' by Gord Sellar
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